l)c Stimcs, New) Dloomftelir, J3a. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertisements. Philadelphia Advertlsenionts. nUHOBOUS ITEM'S Vincsnr nitters ire tint 1 Vila Fancy Drink, made of Poor Rum, Whitkey, Proof Spirita and Refiiia Liquora, doctored, ipired, and aweetened lo plcaia tha taste, called "Tooica," " Appetiiert," " Reitorera," ftc, that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but are a trite Medicine, made from the native roota and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants They are the Great Blood Purifier and A Life-giving Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invignrator of tlia System, carrying olT nil poisonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching it, refreshing and invigorating both mind and body. They are easy of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their results, Rife and reliable in all forms of disease. No Person can tak those Bitters accord ing to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and iia vital organs wasted beyond tha point of repair. Dyaeplior InllreaMAnr Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Dit siness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, bad Taste in the Month, Hilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions of the Kidnevs, and a hundred oilier painful symptom, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaint! it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guar antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Female Complaint, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an influence that a marked improvement is soon percep tible. For Inflammatory ami Chronic Rheu matism and Gout,Dysepsinor Indigestion, liilious, Kemittent and Intermittent Fevers, lJisenses of tha Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blond, wlrcli is generally produced by derange ment of the Digestive Organs. Tlicv are a Gentle Purgative na well a a Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or In flam, mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. For Skin Disease a, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car buncles, King-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorationsof the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in such cases will convince the most incredulous of their curative effects. CleuiiMo the Vitiated IHood whenever you find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores; cleanse it when you find it ob structed and sluggish in the veins ; cleanse it when it is foul ; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Urate Cut thousand proclaim Vindgar Bit txbs the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. Pin( Tape, anil other Worms, lurking in the system of so many thousands, are effectually de stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol ogist: There is scarcely an individual upon the face of the earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worms. It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humor and slimy deposits that breed these living monsters of disease. No system of Medicine, ncfvermifuges, no anthelmin tics, will free the system from worms like these Bit ters. Mechanical Diseases. Persons engaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, will be subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against this take a dose of Wamckr's Vinegar Bitters ones or twice a week, as a Preventive. ' Dllloua, ItemltOnt, and Intermittent Fevers, which are so prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten nessee, Cuin1erland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado. Brazos. Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roan oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdomiu.il viscera. There are always more or less obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being clogged up with vitiated accumulations. In their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence upon these various organ is esaeutially necessary. There is no cathartic for the purpose equal to Da. J. Walkrr's Vinkgar BiTTKRS, as they will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or K I hat's Evil, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, "Mercurial Af fections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eves, etc., etc In these, as is all other constitutional Dis eases, Wamckr's Vinkgar Bitters have shown their great curative powers in the most obstiuate and intract able cases. Dr. Walker's California Vinegar Bitter act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts receive health, and a permanent cure is effected. The properties of Dr. Wai.kkr'h Vinrhar, Bitters are Aperient. Diaphoretic and Carminative,1 Nutritious, Iaxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant, Sudorirtc, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. , The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walk Bit's Vinkgar Bittbrs are the best safe guard in all cases of eruptions end maligiit fevers, their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect the humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels, either from inflammation, wind, colic, cramps, etc Their Counter-irritant influence extends throughout the system. Their Diuretic properties act on the Kid neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their Anti-Bilious properties stimulate the liver, in the secre tion of bite, and its discharges through the biliary ducts, and are superior to all remedial agents, for the cure of Bilious Fever, Fever and Ague, etc. Fortify the body against tl Incase by puri fying all its fluids with Vinkgar Bittkhs. No epi demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. The liver, the stomach, the bowels, the kidneys, and the nerves are rendered disease-proof by this great invig orant. Directlnn-fTake of the Bitters on going to bed at night from a half to one and one-half wine-glassfull. Eat good nourishing food, such as beefsteak, mutton chop, venison, roaM beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They are composed of purely veget able ingredients, aitd contain no spirit. J.WALKER, PropV. R. U. McDOKALDeY CO., Druggists and Gen. Agis., San Francisco, Cal., and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts., New York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. y KGJIT ABLE , PLANTH JlTXT HEEDH! GRAPE VINES, (00 Varieties.) ' PEACH, APPLE, PKAIl, FRUIT TREES, &c, Green I Ioumo Ntoolc, &o.9 FOR THE SPRING OF 1872. A lurpe variety of choice and Perfectly Reliable Ux-W offered at lulr prices. . , beetis and pluiiUt, by Jim 11. Circular! mulled, prepaid &s follow: No. i. Venerable Plunta and atoeds, Flower Seeds. &c. No. 2. aroen Hnue, Bedding and Flowering Plants. Ornamental Trees, NhruTii, Roues, cVn. No. 8. Grape Vines. Fruit Trneti, Small Fruits, Ac, etc. GEO. F. MdFAKLANI), Riverside Nunwrles, 0 18tf HarriHburiE, Pa. KHAA AcnntR wanted tosellthe beautiful Photo i4hh MitnUtm cettllleHLeK and l'lioto- prnph faurly liecniiN. i?nr Or ma eml Mump to A L.L KINllH OF jolt PKINTINO V . Neatly ei ecu led at tha 11 loom Hold Timet iean Joi oiiK-e. , A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. B.Gleim. Cunningham. Gleim & Co., Wholesalb Dkalbrs iw . .' " Tobacco, Segars, &c, , NO. 4, NORTH VlFTH 8TKEET, - PHILADELPHIA. 82810 PATTERSON & NEWLIN, Wholesale Grocers,, : AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS No. 120 ARCH STREET. , Philadelphia, The sale of Eggi, Seeds, Grain and Wool a simclalty. 31 r pteass senu lor a uircuiar, 48 WM. H. KENNEDY, ' ,' ' WITH G. W. Hickman. Geo. Wain. A. L. Whtteman. Hickman, Wain & Whiteman, DIULKBS IN . . " Tobacco, Scgars, &c, No. 222 MARKET STREET, ' PHILADELPHIA, PA. a- A full Stock of the Celebrated Monitor Na YT, always on hand. 32 1( 10 BARCROFT & CO., m Iiiiimrici and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy BUY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcres, Blankets, Li nens, White Goods, Hosiery, &o., Nos. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. GllAYBILI k CO., , Wholesale Dealers I n Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, , &c, And a tine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 420 Market street, above 4th, Philadelphia, Ta. January 1, 1889. John Slialtner, Jr. E. S. Zleglor. Theo. Rume SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Successors to . SHAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbons, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. LLOTD, SCPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. H. 15. TAYLOlt, : WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS '" ' AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, . Philadelphia Pa II OAR.McCONKEY&CO,, , a accessor to WM. W. PAUL & CO., . WBOI.BBALl BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, . 038 Market Bt. and 611 Commerce Btreet, Philadelphia Penn'ai ' " v GROCERS Jannarv 1. 1660. WRICHT t SIDDALL, Wholesale Druggists, -k .- AKD DEALERS IN Putent Mcdiciucs 119 MARKET STREET, NEAE FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. . , A FIILL STOCK OF EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH THE BUSINESS, OF THE BEST QUALITY, , AND AT VERT LOW PRICES. A Good location for business, enables us to offer Inducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. 3 8tf DAVID D. ELDER A CO., , Successors to ' V MILLER & ELDER, Booksellers and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS, , , And Dealers In ', . WINDOW CURTAINS AND . '. , WALL PAPER, No. 430 Market Street, ' 81 t" PHILADELPHIA, PA. John Lucas & Co., ' Sole ana .. THE ONLY MANUFACTURERS OF THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, AMD PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White Lead and Color MANUFA GTVRERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., , Philadelphia. SOWER, T0TTS & CO., Booksellers & Stationers, i .,,. And Dealers In CURTAIN AND ; ' , WALL-PAP EES, Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets, , PHILADELPHIA, PA. Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's History of the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, &o. BLANK BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. Sit A. L. Kaub J. E. Fhbtmirb. KAUB &, FIIY9IIRE, IMPOBTEHS AMD JOBBERS OF China, - Gr lass AND QUEENSWAllE, 301 and 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. UT Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Packages. 3. 9. ly 10 W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Ranck ATWOOD, RANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt FISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Btreet, PHILADELPHIA, PA. TO 17. MORTIMER' Q V OR BARGAIN D His Stock will be found the most complete in Uio couuty, and coiuubU of IKY GOODS nurrniNH VlUOCKJUF.S 1UK:KJHF.S uq1iok fixdinos DqADI.KHH h ahdwauk OittIM.ow WAltK 0 W'ltrAlL i'Al't'lt WpuirsiiKSall sty all Btvlcs . AJtjA'I'H A CAl'8 ' ' XlTTriil'i r;-jooi8 Oil, CLOTH vtaii.h a kptkks , , , AlplMJE TOOLS teC , I i t ill DAINTN. OILS . . ipAlHlNai8PICK ' .'" lVTUON A. HTEltf 1 "" riA HIil AOE It A KDWARE , 1 ' . ,'i VjJiVJLOrJteji,A.ln GOODS OP EVERY STYLK CHEAP FOR CASH, ALL AND SEE. , D. POUT BEALE, WITH BARNES, BRO. & HERRON, Wholesale Dealers In Iliitw, 'CapsFnrs, AND STUAW.GOOD8, No. 803 MARKET 8TRKET, . 61ly PHILADELPHIA. C. E. JORDAN. J. FOX JORDAN, FOX & CO., Wholesale Dealers In lints, Oups, IJ'iirs, AND STB AW GOODS, NO. 83, NORTH THIRD STREET, (Between Market and Arch Streets.) 6.I8.0I PHILADELPHIA. IV. F. KOIILER, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Eurs, Straw - O- o o d h 158 NORTH THIRD BTREET, 8 9 ly 10 . PHILADELPHIA. Blatchley's Cucumber Wood Pumps. TRADE fprl MARK. Patented. V BLATCHLET'S ) Cucumber Wood Pumps Tasteless, Durable. 'Efficient, and CHEAP I J Are already widely known and de servedly popular. RECENT IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENTS, recommend these Pumps stlllmore strongly to the fiivor of the public and (lie trade. Dealurs sup. plied with lull descriptive Catalogues, Price List- plied with full descrlp &c., upon application TINGLEY'S PATENT HORIZONTAL ; . ' ij. , ICE CREAM FREEZER, SAVES ICE, SAVES TIME, , SAVES LABOR, And produces the finest quality of Cream known to the Art. Send lor a Descriptive Catalogue. f V. Mortimek, New Blooratleld, Pa., Is Agent for these pumps. C1IAS. G. BLATOHI.EY, Manf'r, , 6WJ C'omiiiei'ce Htreet, S 13tf Piiiladelphla, Pa. CARSON'S This Is not the lowest priced, STTTT T AP butbeliiK much the best Is In 0 1 XJAjLUin, the end by f iir the cheapest. 0T T Do not fail to give it a trial, A aj. and you will use no other. THE alarmliiR Increase In the number of fright ful accidents, resulting In terrible deaths and the destruction of valuable property, caused by the Indiscriminate use of oils, knuwu under the name of petroleum, prompts us to call your spe cial attention to an article which will, wherever UKKI), remove the CAUSE of such accidents.' We allude to Carson's Stellar Oil FOR ILLUMINATING PURPOSES. The proprietor ot this Oil has for several years felt the necessity of providing for, and presenting to the public, as a substitute for the dangerous compounds which are scut broadcast over the country, an oil that Is HAKE and BRILLIANT, and entirely reliable. After a long series of labo rious and costly exgwrlments, he has succeeded In providing, and now offers to the public, such a substitute hi "CARSON'S STELLAR OIL." It should be used by every family, . 1ST, Bocauseit Is safe beyond a question. The primary purpose In the preparation of STELLAR OIL has been to make It PERFECTLY SAFE, thus Insuring the lives and property of those who use It. 2D, Because It Is the most BRILLIANT liquid 11 umlnator now known. 3D, Because It Is more economical, In the long run, than any of the dangerous oils and fluids now In too common use. 1TII, Because It Is Intensely BRILLIANT, and therefore economical, giving the greatest possi ble light at the least expenditure to the consum er. Its present standard ol SAFETY AND BRILLIANCY will always be maintained, for upon this the proprietor depends for sustaining the high reputation the STELLAR OIL now enjoys. To prevent the adulteration of this with the ex plosive compounds now known under the name of kerosene, to., &c., it Is put up for family use In Five Gallon cans, each can being sealed, and stamiM'd with the trade-mark of the proprietor; It cannot be tainierd with between the manufac turer and consumer. None Is genuine without the TRADKMAHK. STELLAR OIL Is sold only by weight, each can containing live gallons of six and a half pounds euuh, thus securing to every purchaser full meas ure. It Is the duty and Interest ot all dciilers and consumers of Illuminating oil lo use the STELLAR Ol L only, because It alone Is known to be safe and reliable. . All orders should be addressed to JARIDEX A CO., WHOLESALE A&ENTH, , 136 South Front Street, . X ft ly Philadelphia. i - 'TO BOOK AGENTS." MARK TWAIN'S NEW BOOK, "ROUGHING IT," Is ready lor Canvassers. It Is a companion vol ume to "Innocents Abroad," of which luU.uou copies have been sold. Don't waste time on books one wants, but take one people will stop you In the streets to subscribe for. "There la a time to In u u h " and all who rend this book will see clearly that time has come. Apply at once for territory or circulars. . Addrusa ' LUFFIELD ASHMEAD, Publisher, 711 Sans m Street, Phllude uhla. June 4,1872. ESnSklnner wan the leader of tha or chestra. He was particularly proud of an overture arranged by himself. ; ; i ' A couple of hours before the- theatre opened Skinner went around nnd placed the music upon the stands in the orches tra. ' t Ten minutes afterward, when ' Skinner had gone away, a friend of his came in and gathered up all that music and replaced it with an odd lot of shoots, containing frag mentary music of about twenty dilTbreut kindB. After awhile the audience assem-. bled. ' Skinner then brought in his musi cians, took his place and whispered to tho players to exercise exceeding care. Then Skinner gave a couple of taps with his baton, and the orchestra commenced. It was awful. There was a most terriflo disorder, with six or seven different kinds of time, twenty varieties, ot tunes, and such a jangling and scraping, that all tho women in the au dience jumped to their feet and screamed. Skinner was wild with rage. He looked for a moment at the trombone-man, who was attacking " See the Conquering Horo ' Comes I" with earnestness, and then throw ing down his baton, he gave one ferocious yell, and leaped on the trombone-man with murder in his eye. ' - tafA hit at the Virginia Legislature of last winter is circulating in Richmond. It appears that a party, who had his own 1 reasons for making the inquiry, approacbod. a Pennsylvania railroad mau, and asked him whether his company intended to spend any more money in Richmond. " No, sir, no; emphatically no 1" was the excited re ply. "Why not?" "I'll tell you why, , sir. Tho members of tho Pennsylvania Legislature are gentlemen, sir perfect gentlemen. You don't have to bribe them but once ; but (bringing his fist in virtuous indignation down upon the table) these scoundrels in Virginia have no more con science than a hog, and you never know when you are done buying them." , A Good Joke. ' Nick Denton while engaged on. tho Il linois central got off a good joke: A fel low named Jack Wallace, gave as a boast " The two Nicks Old Nick and Nick Den ton." Tho tables came down with a clat ter. Nick arose, as grave as a judge, and when tho noise had Bubsidod, he said ho fully appreciated the honor conferred on him in connection with . Jack's most intimate friend 1 Ho hardly knew how to requite tho kindness, but as one good turn deserves another, he would, give: "Tho two. Jacks Jack Wallace and Jackass !" , Jack collapsed, and the company went into hysterics. '... , Smart Sheriff. . , ,.: A gen tleman who used to cany on tho sheriff business, wholesalo and retail, in Ontonagon County in an early day, was frequently called upon to quiet tumultuous brawls, which he did by rushing into tho crowd and knocking every man engaged in the row as flat as a iioundor, and then re peating these memorablo words over their , prostrato bodies: " Say, boys, what's all this fuss about 1 . As sheriff of Ontonagon County I command the peace." tSTSays I to an Englishman, " Whore are you going?" Says ho, "To hide a hoe." Says I, " What are you going to hido a boo for?" Says he, "I didn't say hido a hoe, I said hide a hoe." 'Says I. "Spellit." Says ho, "I-d-a-h-o." "Oh!", says I, "Idaho." " Yes," says he, "Hide a Hoe." d?An unfortunate peddler fell into tho river at Chicago, and was rescued, but after walking some distance suddenly, loBt his strength, and expired bofore assistance could be procured. An intelligent jury of Amorican citizens investigated the case and astonished the Coroner with the ver dict, " Accidentally drownod." i , G"When the lamented ArtemusJ Ward exhibited his wax works in Utah, he re lates that he was accosted by a venerable and vinegarish virgin, who inquired, " Can't I go in without paying?" "No; but you can pay without going in." " Whoro are you going so fast, , Mr. Smith ?" demanded Mr. Jones. " Homo, Sir, home. Don't detain me. I have just bought my wife a new bonnet, and must deliver it bofore the fashion chan ges." t3F""How one thing brings up another," said a lady absorbed in pleasing retrospec tion. " Yes," replied the practical Dibits, , "an emetio for Instance." That might be called going from fancy to realty. t"At a marriage of a very young cou ple the other day, ft gentleman inquired i of a lady what fruit ' the bride and bride- , groom reminded her of. " A green . pear, was the reply. . ISTA young lawyer, who had just been admitted to the bar sadly, and discontented-' ly observes that the law is betteria theory than in practice.
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