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Sport Shorts
Intramural news...
Don’t forget to sign up for the steak- knife
relay races!! Sign up for men’s, women's,
and co-ed teams. Deadline is April 32, at
4:00 p.m.
Deadline for intramural tag team bass
fishing ends this Friday at 4:22:30 Geneva
time.
Hey sleepers!! Get your teams together
now for intramural sleeping!! Deadline
ends whenever you wake up.
Attention all Jai-Alai fans. Get your Jai-Alai
thingys together and get ready to do
whatever it is that they do!!
Indoor skeet shooting begins next week.
All events will be comprised of single
elimination Round Robin play. All matches
will be held in the Wintergreen Lobby.
Shotgun and shells will be provided.
Stationary bicycle races will begin next
Friday in the weight room. Winners will be
determined by miles covered in the least
amount of time, and also by how much
wind can be made by the wheel.
Happy April Fool's
Day to one and
all...and to all a good
night!
Chill out!!
For those of you who thought
that anything on this page, or
any preceding page was reaL.it
wasn't.
There is no intramural bass
WPSE did not change formats.
The Lady Lions were not involved
in a point shaving scandal.
Dave Shields was not involved
with the annoal sperm drive.
P.S. There is no Easter Bonny
either*..have a nice day!
fishing.
The Collision
100% pure adrenaline: Point Break star Patrick Swayze takes some
fime out to kick the ball around in the Behrend Athletic fields. Nothing
else like it!
Whooooooooooa!!
Thursday, April 2,1992