Page 8 Sport Shorts Intramural news... Don’t forget to sign up for the steak- knife relay races!! Sign up for men’s, women's, and co-ed teams. Deadline is April 32, at 4:00 p.m. Deadline for intramural tag team bass fishing ends this Friday at 4:22:30 Geneva time. Hey sleepers!! Get your teams together now for intramural sleeping!! Deadline ends whenever you wake up. Attention all Jai-Alai fans. Get your Jai-Alai thingys together and get ready to do whatever it is that they do!! Indoor skeet shooting begins next week. All events will be comprised of single elimination Round Robin play. All matches will be held in the Wintergreen Lobby. Shotgun and shells will be provided. Stationary bicycle races will begin next Friday in the weight room. Winners will be determined by miles covered in the least amount of time, and also by how much wind can be made by the wheel. Happy April Fool's Day to one and all...and to all a good night! Chill out!! For those of you who thought that anything on this page, or any preceding page was reaL.it wasn't. There is no intramural bass WPSE did not change formats. The Lady Lions were not involved in a point shaving scandal. Dave Shields was not involved with the annoal sperm drive. P.S. There is no Easter Bonny either*..have a nice day! fishing. The Collision 100% pure adrenaline: Point Break star Patrick Swayze takes some fime out to kick the ball around in the Behrend Athletic fields. Nothing else like it! Whooooooooooa!! Thursday, April 2,1992
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