THE TIMES, NEW IJL00MFIEL1), PA., MAY 3, 1881.
Philadelphia Advertisement?.
Ready Mixed Paints !
LUCAS'
READY MIXED PAINTS !
nowater.no chemicals, no benzine,
but a puke
Oil. PAINT,
READY FOR USE.
Nlllliplc OllIcl.
80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PAINT
BENT Bt MAIL.
IT IS PUT ONMKR OTnF.n PAINT. MADE
WITH LKAD AND OIL, VIZ t NICKLV
BltUHHKI) OUT. NOT FLOWED
ON L1KK WATER PAINT
TRY IT,
And Ton Will Prore It to be the Rest
Liquid Paint lu the Market.
JOHN LUCAS Ac CO.,
Philadelphia,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Swiss and Imperial French Green,
WHITE LEAD, COLORS,
VARNISHES, &c
HT For Sample Cards apply to F. Mortl
mer, Now Blooinlluld, Fa., or lo Joliu Lucas &
Co., Philadelphia.
JEIGLER & SWEARINGEN'
Successors to
BHAFFNER.ZIEGLERftCO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hoftlery, Sloves,
lllbbons, Mugpendera,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fouri h Street.
PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A
Agents for Lancaster Combs,
w.
H. KENNEDY
WITH
TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
No. 603 MARKET STLEET,
PHILADELPHIA. 7 1
gOWER, POTTS & CO.,
BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN & WALLPAPER.
ISM Mi HOOKS
Always on hand, and made to Order,
Nos. 630 Market and 621 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
3, ALSO, Publishers of Sanders' New Read
ers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's
History of the United States, Feltou's Outline
Maps, etc.
JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
Hardware House,
No. C-5 Market Street,
L'JiIlAilelpfcl.1, Peun'rt.
JANNEY & ANDREWS,
IVIIOLlSALi:
GROCERS,
No. 123 MARKET STREET,
riiiladelphia, I'n.
QRAYBILL & CO.,
WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
Carpet Chain, Wadding,
Batting: Twines, &.,
'And a line Assortment of
'WOOD and WILLOW WAEE,
No. 120 Market street, above 4th,
PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
QJAMUEL BOMBERGER,
with
uir.m.i:. SCOTT A CO..
WHOLESALE DKALEKS IN
Dry Goods, Oirpets,
OIL CLOTI1H,
Col I on (V Woolen CIiiiln.il
No. 913 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
Merchnnt wishing to select from as Inigo a
stock hi can be foil nil In the city, and al (lie
LOWEST CASH ritichs, should give me a call
A 11 Ml st 31, lMHU.tr.
" W AINWHIGIIT & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street.
Philadelphia Penn'a.
J.
S. DOUGHERTY
D. J. HOAU & CO.,
WHOLBSAL1
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
OliJ MAKKKT 8T11EKT(
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
jjallTshenk & CO., 7
405 & 407 Market Street,
Plilliult lj'iln,
(')ld Stand of Bat-croft &Co.,)
WHOLESALE DEALERS
IN
1 UY C4 O 0 1 SS .
January 1 1B81.
DRUGS. DRUGS.
JACOB STRICKLER,
(Successor to Dr. M. B. Strlckler)
PHARMACIST,
NEW BLOOMFIELl). PENN'A,
HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. H.
Strlckler In the Drug Business at his store, room,
on MAIN 8TRKKT, two doors East of the Big
Spring, I will endeavor to make It lu every way
worthy the patronage of the public.
Personal ami strict attention AT ALL TIMES
given to the compounding and dispensing Physi
cians' presclptlons. so as to Insure accuracy and
guard against accidents.
ISIiAK IX MIM
that my stock has been recently selected and care
taken to hare everything cf the BEST QUALI
TY. The public may rest assured that ALL med
icines that leave inv store shall he as represented
-PURE and UNADULTERATED.
I HAVE CONSTANTLY 0.1 HAM)
II AIR OIL and POMADES
11 A I It, TOOTH and NAIL BRUSHES.
bUKOEONS. TOILET. and
CARRIAGE SPONGES.
PUFF BOXES. TOILET POWDERS.
CASTILE aud FANCV SOAPS
PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS,
Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medl.
clues of every description.
ALSO,
Segars, Tobacco, School Books, &c.
ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS,
In season.
Pure Wines nml Liquors for Medicinal
Purposes.
TerniM, Strictly Cntj.li.
By strict attention to business. I hope to merl
the confidence aud favor of the public
JACOB STRICKLER, Ph. Q.
April 29. 1879.
THE
SPRINGFIELD
SEWING MACHINE.
Best In the World.
The manufacturers of the 8PRTNGFIELI) are
aware that, lu order to meet the critical aud
economical demands of the times, the machine
must possess a combination of mechanical excel
lences, making It superior to anv of Its prede.
cessors. and at the same time be offered at a price
that will place It within the means of all.
Fully resiling the force of these conditions,
they otter the Sprlnglleld, conlldent (hat It will
It it 1 tl II every requirement that can be expected of
a llrst class family and manufacturing machine.
Every Machine Is warranted perfect lu construe,
tlon. In case any of the pris prove defective,
when machine Is used for family purposes, within
live years from date of purchase, the manufactur
ers will replace such defective part without
charts. This does not apply to ueedles shuttles,
or bobbins. Made by
THE SPRINGFIELD
Sewing Machine Company,
13 6ni
SPRINGFIELD, MASS.
ivn p rmJiMiM
ir.i I w v . n n
OF LYNN, MASS.
mscovriirn or
LYDIA E. PlfrKtlAKI'8
. VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
For all Female Complaints,
Trilff prtvttrAtlnn, u lt nturto ultrnlflrn, rmutMn nf
Voi;ctalilo rrojMjrtlcs tliat aru liarmlutui lu ilio niunt tM
Irate Inralld, UKn ono trial the merit of this Coin
pound will bo ronojrnlapd, tu rcllof Is Immediate) mid
whin It unci Is non 1 1 nurd, In ninety -nlnu caw In nliun.
tired, npi'rmAnontciinilMtirLK'tcdlU)tliouii.iiids will tes
tify. On account of It prorcn merit. It H trwlny n
commanded and proscribed by tho bot pliyslclans In
tho country.
It will cure fmttroly tlio wornt form of fulling
of tho utrnis, Uucorrhna, Irregular and painful
Hcnutnmtlon.ollOvfirianTrmililnd, Inflammation mid
Ulceration, Flooding, nil DlMplaccmcnts and the con
oqiicnt splnnl wrakiiDintnnd Is rnpfvlolly ednptrd to
t'm CImnjro of Ufa. It wJH dissolve and rxpnl tumors
f:-oin t!ioutnrusln an early rtarro of durnlomient. T!iu
txidnnny to AatinorotM humors thoro ii tltockuj rtry
ivwodlly by Its uo.
In fact It 1ms proTi'd ti ho tint (rrirt
rr.t and bout remedy thnt hog erer bt?en (IIhcoti r
rd. U pormoatps ovury portion of tho synti'in, t::.l t;lvi m
now Ufns.:idTlor. Hrcmovmfalntncrs.fliitulty, i'n
stroys nllcrarlntf for stimulants, and rcll(jrcsr.-fa1;n.t
of tho titomarh
Itcurcg Hloatlnir, Hradarlios, Krrroua rroslrttlnp,
Ocncral iJcblUtylooplcfwncs, lJot;rri:lon ar.d haA
pestlon. Tfmt feeling of bcnHn(r(!(jwn, canning pr.!n,
weight and bacltncho, Is alrnyn pcrmnm nt!y cored
Iti use. It wtllrtt all times, nntl under i It clreumfttcn
ces, ant In liarraony with tho lu.w thut poTcrns the
foiimle system.
For KUlnc7Complaintsof eltlu r m x this cotnpouinl
ifluiisnrpowcd.
Lydia E. Pinkbam'a Vegetable CompounJ
t Is prepared at T3 and 2H6 Western Aronuo, Lynn, ?lo-s,
' Trico O'-. B.s bttttk's for ty.w. Bent by mall In iho
formofpllKalolntheforrn ufljoxcnces, on reetl;it
ot prleo, ti.oo, per bost, fur either, airs, IMNKIIAM
fret lyaninwcrs all letters of Inquiry. Bend for aiii'
phlct. Addrosinsabora Stmt inn this jtajter.
No family nhuuld lie without LYDIA 2. I'lNKMAM
LIV" TILLS. They cure Conciliation. tUloumic-A
Mid Torpidity of the Urur. Ej ci-nts per bo.
.(HO. A. KEU,Y&Cf)., (iennral Affnnts,
ritiHlnimli.ru. Also fur sule by Jacob Hm Ick
lnr, New Ulonnllcld, Fa. H7nly
1 lUIUUUlU IIUUUI1J5 IUI UVUIUUU
Ilusines men c women, teacliers. mc hanit v'
farmers, iriinislcrs. nun Iters, and all w! ion re tirci'.
Wut ly 1 he c:ist:iut luil un J worry cf your work !
'Mon't flriitk intfixi.'iii't-y biiicr, but t!-c '
r:om plninti, yn' ctu b cured by iisjnrr
laaaifeiMigaiauKiH
If you nre wasting tnvay witli ConsuiiiiiiioiTj
Female Veatins or any &irkncts ; if you have a
lad cfMi-h f-rrl I, you v ill liiifl nurn relief in 1
Oa'Jtt.a'JilM
It vuu nie onlcc.'jlcd bv disctisu. one nr
nalion. ani ;oiir sysiem needs itivii;urntine, or
if yim Itave piunj'.ca an J blutelict, nntl your blood
needs pttriiyiii', yoi r.m nl fiv
.Made Hum Ui.inor, Uu jMj, M.indrnke. 8ttllin-
nil and oilier n f the b't in:dtciii ktmwn' it
die Co't Honlih & 8trennt'i Rostoror Ever'
J30C1 far siijifrior lo JJiti'jis, r.sseiH.-es of (Jin-,
jr-jcr and ot.icr loni'.i, OHit pjvrr i:ufxicPtos.
ui'i 1 t nct cnrni"i I'Mipcriii" or nil.
It Una Smi'il Ilniitlrcil'. ori.vta( It May
Kitvo loitrs.
Jluy a foe. botiljof your dm v.i .t. :iiv! tn nvnu)
fiuiUuriuiu Lj I 'irc our hitkhi.. j i 1 out
;iile wmiu'"", I Ir-tr-nv fic I ., f ; .1 f,'. V
Parker's Hair Dalsan.
Tlio lint & 31 rst iTonnmlrnl Hair Orossln?
Crnt 'tiiiiii-x only ingredients that nr? binriitiiil
to the hair a id scalp, (he JUlkam will be found
far moro Tiatiifautory tli.ni any oihcr preparation.
It NoTor Falls to HestoroOraj or Faded Ilulr
to the original youthful color mid i warranted to
remove d-uuh-uif, prevent b:ili:icss an I promote a
growth of young hair. Hold by druggists at softs.
2 d 1y
BKNJ. K. (iltAFTON. KTOHV U. LAUD,
llAI.HFItT K. PAINB.
Late Commissioner of Patent.
PATENTS.
PAIKF, 0RAIT0N & LAUD,
Attorneyt-at-Lmn nml 8ollMto of American
atul ttreign JHttentt.
No. 412 Firih Slrcot,
AVnwlilnton, I). C.
Practice Patent Law In all Its branches In the
Patent Olllco, and in the Supreme and Circuit
Courts or the United Stales. Pamphlet sent free
on recelptof stamp for postage. 85
A Great Cause of Human Misery
.Is the MaOhh ot
A LECTUKK ON TUB NATUKK, TREAT
ment, and Radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or
Spermatorrhea, induced by Self Abuse, Involun
tary KmmlHSioiis, Iiupotency, Nervous Debility,
and Impediments to marriage generally; Con.
sumption. Kpllepsy. and Fits: Menial and Phys
ical Incapacity, etc. by UORERT .1. CULVER
WKLL. M. 1).. author ol the "Oreen Book." elo.
The world-renowned author. In this admirable
Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience
that the awful cnnseitiences of Self-Abuse may
be effectually removed without dangerous sur
gical operations, bougies. Instruments, rings, or
cordials; pointing out a mode of cure at once
certain and effectual, by which every sutlerer. no
matter what his condition mav be. may cure him
self cheaply, privately and ratllcallv.
V This Lecture will prove a boon to thou
sands aud thousands.
Sent under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad
dress, on receipt of six cents or two postage
stamps. We have also a sure cure for Tape
Vol 111. Address
THE CULVERWELL MEDICAL CO.,
40pl i 41 Aim 8t., New York ; P. O. Box, 4586.
A FULL ASSORTMENT
OF
HARDWARE,
IRON & STEEL
VfUAj BE FOUND AT
OUR NEW STORE-ROOM.
F. M OR TIMER,
Xew Hloom field.
fj
Professional Cards.
CHAS.J.T, MdlNTIKR, Attorney-at Law,
New llliiomtlnld, Perry 00.. Pa.
"All professionalliuslnesspromptlyandfalth
fully attended to. 8 1 It,
JOHN CALVIN WALLIS, Attor ney at-Law
and District Attorney.
New Hlmiinlleld. Perry Co., Pa.
WOMcn over Miirtlmer's new store. All legal
butlness iiroiuptly and carefully transacted.
Mny 4, I SHI.
JB.JU.NK.IN, Attoruey-at-Law,
. New llloiimlleld, Perry 00., Pa,
wOlllce-i-Next door to the residence ot Judge
Junklu. 4Ut
JKWIS rOTXKll,
A'l TOItNKV AT LAW.
NEW I1LOOMFIKLI), PRRHV CO., PA,
WClalms promptly secured collected
WrltiiiKsaud all legal business carefullyattend
d to. 62 yl
CHARLES 11. SM1LKV. Attorney at LawT
New Hlonmllrlrl, Perrv Co. Pa.
WOlllcn two doors tti of Joseph Smith's
hotel, August 2, 1872,
WM. A.8PONSI.KR, Attorner-at-Law,
Oltlce adJolnliiK his residence, on Rasl
Malnstreet, New Illoomlleld, Perry 00., Fa. 82 ly
WM. N. BE1BFRT. Attorney-at Law,
New Bloom Held, Perry CO., Pa.
Bloomtleld. 833 1v.
LKWISPOTTKtt, HOTART PUBLIC, New Bloom.
Held. Perry Co., Pa.
Deeds. Bonds, MortKKes and Leases carefully
Erepared aud acknowledKements taken. All
Inds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and
certified, will also take depositions to be reul In
auvoourt in the United States. 7 10 ly
OI1A8. A. HARNETT. Attorney at Law,
New lllomnfteul. Perry eo Pa
F.OIflce on hlh -treet. North side, nearly op
toilethe Presbyterian Church, 8 21y
ML. LKmiETT. Att.hsy-at-Law,
. tfewport. Perry Vuunty. Pa.
Having permanently located at Newport, will
Kive prompt and careful attention to all busi
ness mutters committed lo his cere,
Olllce, No. M 1 North Second SI reef.
Newport. April if 187.
WM. A. MOItHlfsON,
JUSTICE OF TU K PKACR and OF.NERAL
COLLECTOR. NrwOkkmantown. Perryco., Pa.
- llemlttaiioeswlll be made promptly for all
Bollectlonsmade. 744
D
R. II. M. ALEXANDER,
8UHOEOK DENTIST,
New Illoomlleld, Perry County, Pa.
Olllus onCtrllsle, St., dlrectlvopposlte the Pres.
byterlan Cliiucli. EvPryililug IicIoiiuIiik to the
profession done In the best manner. rvAl.l,
WoiiK Wakiianteii. Terms modemte. 2S
W, R0WE, M. D.
Fliyslclmi nml Nurse on Dentist.
Olllce near Itixler's Mills, wlie-e all prolesslonal
business will Im nroiiipilv al tended lo. Dental
work of all kinds wariantediu price and quality.
Way 25. '8U. ly.
PRAND BOULEVARD HOTEL, "
VJ Corner Slllli fat. mid Ilrouil tvny,
1VK1V YOIIK.
On Loth Amcrkan A- European Plan.
Frniitiifon Central Park, the Grand Boule
vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho
tel occupies tlieentlre square, and was built and
furnished at an expense of over II hi.oiw. It is
one of the most elegant as well as n nest located
in the city 1 lies a passenger Klevalor and all
mortem Improvement. Btid Is within one square
of the depots of the Sixth and Eighth Avenue
Elevated R. K. Cais and still nearer tnthe Broad,
way cars-convenient and accessible from all
parts of the cltv. Rooms witli board, il per day.
Special rates for families and oermanent iiuesls.
Aug 21. 'el) ly IK. M ASK.KLL, Proprietor.
LIGHT-RUNNIN&
PEOPLE'S
Sowing Machine.
The reople'n fiewlnir machine Is light
running has simple tonsioru, a largo, easily
threaded ahuttlo winds the bobbin without
running tho worfjs of the machine, and is so
simple In Its construction that It is easily
understood.
ACENTS WANTED
Where our newlnff machines are nrt repre
sented, and we offer the most liberal Induce
ments. Send for Illustrated Circulars to the
Philadelphia Sewing Machine Co.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
13 Om
ONLY 82O;
for this style of PHILADEL
PHIA SINtiEll. Equal toany
SliiKerlu the market. Remem
ber, we send it to be exam
ined liefore you pay for it.
This Is the same style other
companies retail for t')0. All
Machines warranted for three
years. Send fur our Illustrat
ed Circular nd Testimonials.
CHARLES A. WOOD It CO.,
17 N. Tenth St . Philadelphia. Pa.
ELASTIC TRUSS
tim rid dirjvrtnv from 1 othxn,
Sftllln canurr, ktopul Ulrtiid
VotUktrm of tb b.t.i. akiu ik
VRU83 J'
tvfumihilinuallhl(lararl
17 ) nlcbl. and rajlrl can criln. Aturnbl
tbd tiuup. Seal bj cuU, ClrcnUn itm,
EGULESTOS TRUSS CO., CMcago.Ii
9 8t A
F
ANOY fnisand Notions, Some new ar
rivals, oca 11.
V. MORTIMER,
J'P W 1 1) Don,t you wsn, ""'eheap
I II Lilll. If voudo. don'', fall tn
amine the splendid assortment for sale by F
MOHTIM bit. You can suit yourtt l.iu Hj le aud
price.
Address
9w 13t
nufirNftini r Tu
f-Nothlng In wholly bad. Kven ft
dark lantern lias its bright Hide.
. - .
t3T" When I die I want to go where
there Is no snow to shovel." His wife
replied that she presumed he would.
tyAn Irish gentleman, speaking of
the scarcity of feed in Utah, says that
thouxands of cattle have to be killed
to save their lives.
I JTlt Is useless tor physicians to argue
against short-sleeved dresses. The con
stltiitioii of the United states says:
"The right to hear arras shall not be
Interfered with."
tlT Women are such Inconstant crea
tures. . A young lady recently remarked
rather Inelegantly, It must be confess
ed that she hated "that iHggs fellow,
he Is such a soft cake!" Well in less
than three months she took the cake.
tWA man went into a house last
night and picked up a gun. Of course
he didn't know it was loaded. It went
otT. Bo did the man. And the man
who owns the gun, or, rather, who own
ed, the gun, would give $50 to know
where they went.
g$A few days ago Gustavus De
8 in I tli went to a portrait painter to
have his picture painted. The artist
asked him if he wanted it one-third
life size. "No," was the reply, "do
you think I want to look like I was two
thirds dead '( I want it full size, like I
was full of life."
$yAfter all the evidence was In, a
Judge asked the accused, who was
charged with stealing a watch, if he
had anything more to offer. "I did
hev a old silver watch to offer yer,
Jedge, but my lawyer borrered it and
hasn't fetched it back y It."
. -Mfa - -
Br" Come, mother, come," says the
son-in-law to the old lady, In obedience
to the pitiful request of his wife Dot to
be disagreeable, " let us make it up. I
said there was no woman in the world
as unbearable as you are, didn't I, at
which you felt hurt? Well, I take it
all back there are others !"
. . -
tar" Mr. (jlllhooly," said a dlmlnu
tive boy with a handful of bills, " when
are you going to pay this bill for them
boots you have got on " How old
are you, sonny V"
Ten years old."
" Go tell your pa that you have got
too much curiosity for your age."
Standing on his Dignity.
A prohibitionist went into a Galves
ton saloon, under the influence of liq
uor, and asked a prominent politician
to treat. " You can't be thirsty again.
You have just had a drink."
"Ofcoursh I'm not thlrsthy," was
the indignant response. "If I don't
drinksh schepten when I lsh thirstby,
what ish the 'vantage I have got over
a Leash t of the field VUalvetilon
New.
KT" I say, Jones, that dog of yours
gave me an awful fright last night. As
I was pasting your house he came tear
ing out of the yard, barking and yelp
ing like all possessed," said Fogg.
"Oh he won't hurt you Fogg, he's
perfectly harmless."
" Y'es, that's what I told Mrs. F. this
morning. He's perfectly harmless.
He began to be harmless just after he
ran at me last night. I had my revol
ver in my pocket. Good morning,
Jones!"
ey When young Hodge first came to
town, bis father told him it would be
polite when being helped to dinner, to
say to tne none, "iiair mat, tr you
please." It so happened that at the
first dinner to which he was invited, a
sucking pig was one of the dishes.
The host pointing his knife to the
young porker, asked, " Well, Mr.
Hodge, will you have' this our favorite
dish, or a haunch of mutton?" Upon
which recollecting his lesnou, be replied,
"Half that, If you please," to the con
sternation of all present.
Judicial Pleasantry.
A lawyer was pleading before a
Scotch Judge. Happening to have a
client, a female defendant in the ac
tion, of the name or llckle, he com.
meuced his speech la the followicg
humorous strain "Tickle, my client,
the defendant, my lord." The audi
ence amused with the oddity of the
speech, were almost thrown into hys
terics of laughter, by the Judge re
plying, " Tickle her yourself, Harry,
you are as well able to do it as I."