THE TIMES, NEW 11L00MFIELI), PA., EElilUJAltY 8, 1881.
Professional Cards.
JOHN OALVIN WALU3, Attorney nt-Law,
and District Attorney.
New llloomnelri, Perry Co.. P.
-Onoe over Mortimer's new more. AH legal
buinxs promptly and carefully transacted. -May
4, 188;.
JB. JUNKIN, Attorney-at-Law,
( New nioomiieid, ferry eo., fa.
-Omce Next door to the resideuce otjudge
Junkln. J"
-r KWia roi'iKu,
ATTOllS EY AT UW,
NEW BLOOMFIKLD, TERR (JO., PA. ;
a-niim nrnmiitW secured : Collected -
Writings and all legal business oarefnlly attend.
d to.
CHARLES Ii.RMILKY, Attorn?y at Law.
New Uloomneld, Ferry Co. Pa.
fOinsa two doors eH ol Joseph Bm lli a
hotel. , August i,
M. A.. SPONHLKK, Attorney-at-Law,
Onlce-adjoinlng his residence, on Bast
Mainstreet.New Uloomneld. Perry co., Pa. Si ly
WM. N. 8EIBKKT, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloomlleld, Perryco.,Fa.
Bloomlleld, S S3 IV.
1" EWISPOTTKK, NOTARY PUBLIC, New BlOOW-
UewtsfuomlslMortgages and Leases carefully
mrepared and acknowledgements taken. All
kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and
certltted, will also lake depositions to be roud In
any court In the United States. 7
UA3.J.T,McINTIBK, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloomlleld, Perry co.. Pa.
-All professlonatbuslnesspromptlyandfaltn
Vully attended to. 3 2 1 V.
,1 17STICR OK TH K PEACK and GENERAL
COLLECTOR, NrwOehmantown, Perry co., Pa.
JHrltemlttanceswtUbe made promptly for an
Collections made.
CUAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
New Bloomtleld.Perryco.,Pa
r-Omee on high st reet, North side, nearly op
poite the Presbyterian Church. 3iy
ML. LlGUETT. Attirnry-at-Law.
, Newport, Perry Chunty. Pa.
Havlna permanently located at Newport, will
give prompt and careful attention to all busl
hes m.ittwrs commuted to his care.
. OtBoe, No. 30 North Second Street.
Newport, April 2P 1878.
SUNDY.M. D.
riiystciau ami surgeou.
a .inafA nf niAvaland Medical ColleffG.
Locnted purmmontlv In the borough of Bloom
lleld. Offers his professional services to the citl
enm of Bloomlleld and -urroundlns vicinity.
Culls Inthe country attended to promptly. Olllco
on Cuiisle street, the one formerly occupied by
(Lfl. A1U. -
D
B. R. M. ALEXANDER,
SURGEON' DENTIST,
New Bloomlleld, Perry County, Pa.
Office on Carlisle, St., dlrectlyopposlte the Pros
byteiian Church. Everything belouRlng to the
profession done In the best manner. 3.Ai.i.
Work Wabrantkd. Terms moderate. 2s
j w.rowe,JijL
" Physician and Surgeon Dentist.
Office near Blxler's Mills, where all professional
business will bo promptly attended to. Dental
work of all kinds warrauled in price and quality.
May 25. 'i. ly.
M
ED1CAL NOTICE!
DR. 0. P. BOLLINGER,
Having located permanently In
NEW EL00MF1ELD,
Offers his professional services to the citizens of
the Borough and surrouniing country. '.
Dr. B. has bsen engaged In an extensive prac
tice forover2S years. He has also served his
country in the capacity of Surgeon to the 78th
Pa. Vol. Infantry during the late Rebellion,
holding his Commission from the then Governor
of this Commonwealth. His credentials are from
one of the best Medical Colleges in America.
His success as a practitioner of medicine Is ac
knowledged by recommendations from former
patrons, which are free for Inspection at all
times.
IN THE TREATMENT OF
Chronic Diseases
he has had very extensive experlence.and hascured
many hopeless cases, after yearsof suffering, and
expense lucurred in seeking relief elsewhere.
Among the many chronic complaints treated
snccessfully are Asthma. Bronchitis, Laryngitis,
Hemorrhage of the Lungs, Consumption, (first
and second stages.) Heart Disease, Dyspepsia
Liver Coinnlaiut, Melancholia, Scrofula or King's
Evil. Skin Diseases, Chronic Rheumatism, Goitre,
or enlargement of the Glands of the neck.Dropsy,
Plies, chronic Diarrhcea.Constlpation of the Bow.
els, Sick and Nervous Headache, Neuralgia,
Diseases of Females. Tumors, Kidney Diseases,
Enlarged Spleen. Epilepsy. Deafness, Chronic
Chills and Ague. Diabetes Mellitus, old running
sores. Tapeworms removed.
Dr. B. does not confine himself to any one par
ticular system of medicine. He uses all the lata
improved methods and remedies, as also Magneto
Electric, or , r i
Medical Electricity,
which Is so successfully used at the present day
in many forms of nervous complaints. In the
treatment of the Lungs and air passages he uses
INHALATIONS,
which carries the medicine direct to the diseased
parts. i i . t
When an Inenrable case presents Itself he Is
free and candid In telling the patient that he can
not cure him, thus avoiding further expense.
In chronic ailmentt It Is always best for patients
to call at Ills otnue for personal examination and
treatm tut, wlieu that is practicable. .
XT" Office at his residence on Main street, a
few doors west of H. Smith's blacksmith shop, In
what Is known as the Gallatin property.
Mu CONSULTATION FREE.
Bloomfleld, May 4, 1880.
G raniTboulevard hotel,
Corner SOtli St. and Broadway,
JVEW YOltK.
On Both American & European Flans.
Fronting on Central Park, the Grand Boule
vard, Broadway and Fifty-Ninth Street, this Ho
tel occupies the entire square, and was built and
furnished at an expense of over ll'KJ.UuO. It Is
one of the most elegant as well as fluent located
In the city ; lias a passenger Elevator and all
modern improvements, and is within one square
of the depots of the Sixth and Eighth Avenue
Klevaled it. K. Cars and still nearer to the Broad
way cars convenient and accessible from all
parts of the oity. Rooms with board, 82 per day.
bpeulal rates for families and oeriuauent guests.
Aug.21. 'o0 ly JE. HASKELL,, Proprietor.
REIWN ANTS of PRINTH-of these we have
a Urge quantity in good styles.
Iu addition to the above goods we have a nice
assortment of Ladles Neckties, Corsets, German
town Vain, Zephyrs, Shoes lor Ladies aud Chil
dren, and thousands of other articles.
F. MORTIMER,
' New Bloomlleld, Pa.
Our Stock of NEW GOODS
for Men's Wear Is complete.-.
Pi'icegfroml2!4 oentsup.
V. MORTIMER. New Bleomueld. P
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Heady Mixed Paints !
jUCAS'
READY MIXED TAINTS !
NOWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE,
BUT A PURE
Olli IMIJfT,
READY FOR USE.
Snmplo Cards.
80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .FAIXT
BENT BY MAIL.
ITI3 PUT ON LIKE OTnKR PAINT. MADE
WITH LEAD ANDOIL, VIZ: NICELX
BRUSHED OUT. NOT FLOWED
ON LIKE WATER PAINT
TRY IT,
And I mi Will Prove It to be the Best
Liquid Faint lu the Market.
JOHN LUCAS & CO.,
Philadelphia,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Swiss and Imperial French Green,
WHITE LEAD, COLORS,
VAltNISIIES, &c
15?" For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti
mer! New Bloomlleld, Pa., or to John Lucas &
Co., Philadelphia.
EIGLER & SWEARINGEN'
Successors to
8HAFFNEH, ZIEGLER & CO..
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery, tiloves,
Elibbous, Suspendera,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety ol
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street.
PHILADELPHIA , PENN'A
Agent 8 for Lancaster Combs.
w.
H. KENNEDY
WITH
TRIMBLE, BRITTON & Co.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
No. 505 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA. 7 1
gowER, pons & CO.,
E00ZSELLE3S. STATIONERS,
And Dealers in
CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS.
ItLAXK BOOKS
Always on band, and madeto Order.
N os. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets
PHILADELPHIA, PA
ALSO
.Publishers of Sanders 'New Readers, and
Brooks'Arithmetlcs. Also, Robert's Historvof
the UnltedStates.Felton'sOutllne Maps, So.
JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 625 Market Street.
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
JANNEY & ANDREWS
WHOLESALE
GROCERS,
No. 188 MARKET ST.,
Philadelphia.
QRAYBILL & CO.,
Wholesale Detlersl n
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
Carpet Chain, Wadding,
Batting, Twines, frc,
And a nneassortmentot
WOOD and AVILL0W WARE,
Mo, 120 Market street, above t
PHILADELPHIA, i
Philadelphia AdverMsonicntH.
aIuFeTmerger
WITH
HIKUf.i:, KCOTT A :.,
W'HOLKHALK DEALKI19 IX
Dry Goods, Carpets,
Oil.. CLOTHS,
Co(oiiV Woolen laaiu,&.
No. 833 MARKET STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
Merchants wishing to select from as large a
stock as can tn round In tint city, and ut tho
LOWKST (JAHil pitiuES, should givo me a call,
August 31, lS80.tr.
" VVAINWIIIGHT & CO.
VHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner ot 2nd and Arch Street,
Philadelphia Penn'a.
J S. DOUGHERTY
WITU
D. J. HOAIt & CO.,
WDOLBSALB
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
U1U MAltKKX HTKEDT,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
H
ALL, SHENK & CO.,
405 & 407 Market Street,
Ihilailclilitu,
(Old Stand of Barcrolt &Co.,)
WHOLESALE DEALERS
I1Y GOODS,
January 1 1881.
Medicated extract ol
,ii vir am xn:i:r.
CURES Consumption. Diabetes, ItrlRht's Plsease,
Epilepsy.tst. Vitus' s Uanco, Scrofula, If destruc
tion is not carried too far, and builds up constitu
tions ruined by excesses of wnatever naturn.
Take It and add your testimonial tothethousunds
already obtained, For sale by all druggists.
Price, $1.00.
D it. K. 757 LUICS'
GERMAN ANTI-BILIOUS POWDER
IS a radical cure for Sick and Dull Ileadace,
Biliousness, Habitual Constipation. Plies, Palpi
tation of the Heait. Impurities of the Blood, as
Pimples. Dingy Skin, Drowsiness. &c. It Is a mild
purgative anaadnpted to the most delicate con
stitutions. For sale by all druggists. Price 50 etc.
moracs
malt farina.
The best food for Infants and the most nutri
tious diet for Invalids. Contains all the muscle
and bone making elements of wheat, barley and
beef. Never deranges the stomach, is easily di
gested and does not change In any climate. For
sale by all druggists. Price, 60 cents.
DR. E. C. LUK8' German Soothing Remedy.
A perfect harmless and very effective Syrup, of
pleasant taste, for all painful affections of Infants
and children proceding aud accompanying the
processor dentition. Do not let your darlings
suffer but procure a bottle at once. For sale by
all druggists, Price, 25cts. May 23, '80, ly.
DRUGS. DRUGS.
JACOB STRICKLER, .
(Successor to Dr. M. B. Strlckler)
PHARMACIST,
NEW BL00MFIELD, PENN'A.
HAVING succeeded the late firm of Dr. M. B.
Strlckler in the Drug Business at his Store-room,
on MAIN 8THEKT, two doors East of the Big
Spring, I will endeavor to make it lu every way
worthy the patronage of the public.
Personal and strict attention AT ALL TIMES
given to the compounding and dispensing Physi
cians' presciptions, so as to insure accuracy aud
guard against accidents.
that my stock has been recently selected and care
taken to have everything of the BEST QUALI
TY. The public may rest assured that ALL med
icines that leave my store shall be as represented
-PUKE and UNADULTEUATED.
I HAYfc CONSTANTLY ON HAND
HAIH OIL and POMADES
HAIft, TOOTH and NAIL-BRUSHES.
SUitGEONS. TOILET, aud
OAEKIAHE 8HONGKS,
PUFF BOXES. TOILET POWDERS,
CASTILE and FANCY SOAPS
PERFUMERY OF ALL KINDS,
Together with Fresh and Genuine Patent Medi
cines of every description.
ALSO,
Segars, Tobacco, School Books, &c.
ORANGES, LEMONS & BANANAS,
In season.
Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal
Purposes.
Termii, Btriotly Gash.
By strict attention to business. I hope to merl
the conhdenoe aud favor of the public.
JACOB 8TBI0KLEB, Ph. O.
Aprll29,1879.
im mm e. nmm.
OP LYNN, MASS.
ni
f i
:. ' . iX. ' .J.-. si
DiBcovunnn or
VFGSTAEL'B COMPOUND: .
Th PnqtiVf Cure '
For all Fomalo Complaints.
Th!nprcfrfttlon, tut it tiamn frffnlflr, cnrisl"t of
Votjotablo Proiicrtlefl that aro harnilcRi to the tnoKt del
teato invalid. Upon ono trial tho merits of thlg Com
pound will bo recognised, anrollcf li ImmtMJIato ; and
when itA useliooutlnuod, In ninety-nine ciuri In & htin.
tlmltanvnnanentovralfleacctealaBthouMin(U will tcs
' ti fy. Oa account of ita proven merits, it la today ro
commendod and protcribed by the bent physicians in
the country.
It will euro entirely tho woret form of falling
of tho uteres, LeucorvlHro, irrrjpilar and painful
McnstniatlontaUOvarianTrouhIc, Inflammation and
Laceration, Hooding all Dlrplaxwincnts and tho con
sequent spinal weakness, and is especially adapted to
the Change of Life. It will dhuolvo and expel tumors
f.om thoutcrusinan early starfo of development, Tho
tendency to cancerous hmcors lucre la checked very
siwcdily by Its ubo,
la f;ict it has proved ts bo the (rredt
put and best roniedy thtt bus over been discover
cd. 'It permeates ovcry portion of the system, end g;vci
new life and vior. It rcmovej f.iintncm,ilaluii3r.cy, de
stroys nil craving Cor stimulants, and mllatua ircoka'. :
of tho stomach
It cures Bloating, Ileadaclica, Nervous rrcsirntlon,
General Debility, Blccplcssiicus, Depression and Iiull
Itowtlon. Tliatfoelintf of bearlarjOov.-n, cruising pain,
weight and baricaebe, io alwaTo ixrncauontly cured t
Its use. It willnt all tlmos, and uadcraU clrcumBtau
ccs, act In harmony with to law Uiat poverns tho
female nystcm.
For lCldiic j Complaints of either sex tills compound
is unsurpassed.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Is prepared at 23 and 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, 5!ari.
Price 1.00, 812 bottles for $j.O0. Bout by tuuil In the
form of pills, also in tlio form ofLozcnjrca, on receipt
of price, Ol-OO Per box, for either. Mia. FINUIIAX
freely answers all letters of inquiry. Bond for p0-1
phlfct. Address as above Stent inn this palter.
No family should be without LTD I A E, riNKHAM
UVrU PILLS. They euro Constipation. DUiousncra
ud Torpidity of the Liver, 23 cents por Los.
0. A. KELLY& CO., Oonnral Apentg,
PlUMburph. Pit. Also (or siile by Jacub strlck
ler, New lilorinileld, Pa. 27uly
Profitabla Reading for Everybody
Justness men U women, teachers, mechanics,.
farmers, ministers, mot Kent, and all who arc lirci'.
'out by the constant toil and worry of your work !
,tlon t drink lntnxicatuifbirter, but iv e
, t Are you suliunug iiuia Uysuunsia! Khcuma
tism. Neuralgia, or with Eowcf, Kidney or Liver,
compminn, you can ne cured ny tiinff
If you are wasting away with Consumption,!
Female Weakness or any sickness ; if you have a
1
ihih c"ii"n urnin, v"ii win una sure rrrii
It you are eniccbluu by disease, ago orditbi-
pation. and your system needs invigorating, or.
if you have pimples and blotches, and your blood
needs purifying, you cm nlwavH rinnrl on '
.Made iruiu dinner, Uuchut Mandrake, otilltn
a n f 1 r. I Vl r nf I ho tutsr tTifr1irinna Lnnwm it it,
!ihe Bast Health & 6trennt!t Restorer tver'
Used far superior to Hitter, Essences of Gin-1
i;er and otner ionics, as it novcr intoxicates,
'.ind combines tha bc-t curative nronerlie of nil
It lias SaTcd lluudrpds of Lives J It Hay!
hava lours.
, Buy a ;oc. bottle of your druggist, and to avoulj
-oountertens uo sure our R:gnatu: is o?i the out
'.ide wrapper. Hirny A Co., ("Unnists, N. Y
A j-aaa--.. ' t - - -fi i Br si Winfhaw
Parker's Hair Balsam. VZsS:
The Best A Host Kcononilcal Hair Dressing
Containing only ingredients that are beneficial
to the hair and scalp, the Hals am will be found
far more satisfactory than any other preparation.
It Never Falls ta KostoreOray or Faded llatr
to the original youthful color and is warranted to
riinuve dandruff, prevent baldness anil promote a
growth of young hair. Sold by drug-gist at 50 cU,
29 d ly
Ben j. F. Grafton. Stout B. Ladd,
Halheht E. Painb.
Late Commissioner 0 Patents-
PATENTS.
PAINE, GRAFTON & LADD,
Attorneys-at-Law and Solicitor! of American
and Foreign Patents. .
No. 412 Fifth Street,
Wnsliing'tOM, I. C.
Practice Patent taw In all Its branches In the
Patent Olllco, and in the Supreme and Circuit
Courts of the United States. Pamphlet sent free
on receipt of stamp for postage. . . Sj
A Lecture to Young Men
On the Xohs ot .
MM
A LECTUKK ON TUB NATUitK. TKKAT-
ment, aud Kail leal cure of Seminal Weakness, or
Hpernitttorrhua, Induced by Self Abuse, Involun
tary Kmmlssions, ImpotencT, Nervous Debility,
and Impediments to marriage generally; Con
sumption, Kpilepsy, and Fits; Mental and Phys
ical Incapacity, etc. by KOHKliT J. CULVliK
WELL, M. D.. author of the "tireen Book." etc.
The world-renowned author, lu this admirable
Lecture, clearly proves from Ills own experience
that the awlul ennsequences of Helf-Abube may
be effectually reinuved without dangerous sur
gical operations, bougie, Instruments, rlnns, or
cordials; pointing out a mode of cure at once
certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no
matter what his condition niav be. may cure him
self cheaply, privately and radically.
V This Lecture will prove a boon to thou
sands and thousands.
fent under seal. In a plain envelope, to anv ad
dress, ou receipt of six eeut.i or two postage
stain p8.
Address the Publisher.
THE CULVEKWELL MEDICAL CO.,
40ply 1 Ann Bt., Mew York; P.O. Box, 1688.
A FULL ASSORTMENT
OF
HARDWARE,
IRON & STEEL
WILIi BE FOUND AT
OUR NEW STORE-ROOM.
F. MOJITJMEJt,
New Bloomfleld. t
SjrFlIea work from Bun to unr but
the mosquito's work Ih never done. .
tSTlt Is pitiful to see a bald-headed
man hunting for the parting on his head
while he Blugn " There's no place like
comb."
KTA young fellow recently remark
ed that his girl certainly had a pretty
foot, but It didn't make half so much
Imprecision on him as the old man's.
J"The of the Yonkers girls of
the . are email, tapering and beautifully
nhaped ; her 11 as brilliant as , and she
is without ; her frown li a f,and her fig
ure excites 111 of surprise and a hanker
ing her. ,
C3f A gentleman was complaining on
'change that he had invested a rather
large sum of money In Wall street and
lost it all. A eymathi'.ing friend asked
him whether he had been a bull or a
bear. To which he replied, "Neither,
I was a Jackass !"
tyA chap who was too lazy to work
and who has a sick wife, was heard
lately to rejoice lu the latter fact. It's
apiece of good luck, he declared;
" I live like a fighting cock. The sym
pathizing neighbors send In all kinds of
delicacies, and Jennie is too sick to eat
anything, so I collar them."
"A lecturer once prefaced his dis
course upon the rhinoceros with "I
must beg you to give me your undivid
ed attention. Indeed, It is impossible
that you can form a true idea of the
hideous animal of which we are about
speak unless you keep your eyes fixed
on me.
- rlle stood with his back against the
front door of the street car. Every one
else had a seat, and he anxiously watch
ed each face for smyptoms of getting out
for over three miles. It grew wearisome,
and he finally shifted his weight from
one foot to the other aud exclaimed :
" By me soul I have none o' y'ees any
home to go to V"
63"" Bee here," said a fault-finding
husband to his wife, " we must have
things arranged in this house bo that
we shall know just where every thing is
kept."
" With all my heart," she sweetly an
swered, " let us begin with your late
hours, my love; I should dearly like to
know where they are kept." He lets
things run on as usual.
Wanted a Mover.
Two young ladles entered a drug store
recently, and going up to the bashful
clerk, one of them said :
"I want a mover V"
The clerk looked non-plussed, grew
red in the face, and commenced rum
maging drawers, looking for the article
of the euphonious name. He caught
tho eye of the proprietor, who was
winking and nodding at a terrible rate
behind his desk. Taking this cue the
clerk brought forth a box of pills, and
with streaks of crimson chasing each
other over his face, he said :
" Here they are ma'am."
' The lady looked up and seeing the
article replied ;
" Oh, I don't need any pills ; I want
a fine-tooth comb."
The clerk was carried home on a
shutter.
A Comical Text.
Many doubtless remember the style
which obtained among ladles some years
of gathering their hair together and
piling it in a stationary mound on the
upper portion of the head by the aid of
sundry little steel instruments. While
this fashion was in vogue, an orthodox
clergyman of a certain village regarding
it as an abomination, was determined to
use his influence against it and " preach
it down." Accordingly, one Sabbath
morning, he mounted bis pulpit and
gave out his text, " Top-knot come
down ;" and in short the congregation
were much "exercised," because the
worthy pastor had preached from a
text not to be found in the Scriptures.
On Tuesday they called him before a
convocation of the saints for the purpose
of making a formal charge against him
from his cure. The charge was made,
and he was asked if he bad aught to say
in reply, lie mildly remarked that the
text was to be found in the Bible; and
that if they would hand him one he
would point out its location and read It
to them. A Bible wat given him, and
he turned slowly to the place and read :
" And let those on the house top not
comedowu!" A vote of adjournment
was theu passed.