THE TMIiS, NEW UL00MF1EL1). PA., MAIM III 30, 1880.
Professional Curds.
JR. JUNKIN. Attorney-at taw,
New llloninllelii. I'errveo.. Ve
-Ortloe Netl door to the residence efdudge
AM. MARKKL, Attorney-at-I.aw,
Now H iiolllllelil. t'nl i v enlllltv. Pa
MJ'" OiBee opposite the Mansion House, aud
leruo doors east 01 the Post-UUlce.
J-BWIS VOTXKll, "
Al'I'UUN KY AT LAW,
NEW BLUOMFIELD, I'EHRV (JO., PA.
Claims promptly aemtred collected
Writings and all legal business carefully ntlend
t to. 6i yl
IIIAHI.KH It. HMILKV. Attorney at Law.
J New lllnomlleld, Perry Do. Pa.
"OMoe two doors e.ut of Joseph Hmllh's
hotel. August 2, 187a.
I'M. A. HI'ONHI.EH. Attornevat-Law.
Olllee adlolnlnn hi residence, on Rasf
Main street, New Hloomlleld,l'erryeo., I'a. 8H ly
"irM. N. flKIHKKT, Attorney-at-I.aw,
VV New Bloomaeld, ferry oo..la.
UloomriHld,3 33lT.
rKWIs POTTKK, kotart public, New Bloom
(........ (1.. tin
Deeds, Hoods, Mortgages and Leases carefully
prepared and acknowledgments taken. All
kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and
oertllted, will also lake depositions to he rei.d In
auyoourt In the United Htates. Tlilly
CHAU. J.T.MuINTIRK, Attorney-at-I.aw,
J New Hloomflnld, Perry eo., Pa.
"Allprofesslonnlhusluesspromptlyandfalth
fully attended to. 3 2 It.
VITAL . TVIOItHISsON,
Y .1 IMTICK OK Til K PR Af'K and GENERAL
OOlifjKOTOlt, NkwOehmantown, 1'nrryeo., Pa.
-ltemlttanoswlllhe iSade promptly for all
Collections made. 744
OIIA8. A. BARN KTT, Attorney at-I.aw,
New Bloomtleld.Periycn.,Pa
IVOItlnp on high street, North side, nearlynp
poults the Presbyterian Church. 8 Sly
M.
L. LUXIBTT. AtT'HINKV-AT-I.a w,
Newport, I'erru Oiuntt). Pa.
Having nernvtnently located at Newport, will
Kite prompt and careful attention to all bust
ness matters committed to his care.
. oilloe, No. s;i North Second Street.
Newport, April 2P 1878.
D
KR. M. ALEXANDER,
SURGEON DENTIST,
New BloomOeld, Terry County, Pa.
' Office on Carlisle, Bt.,one door Booth of J. R. and
Judge Jtinkln'a law oillce. Kverythlng belong
ing totlie profession done In the best, manner.
All Woiik Wahhahtru. Terms moderate. 2s
0.
P. BOLLINGER, M. D.,
having located In Newport, offers Ills Profes.
slonal services to all who may need them .
Chronle diseases of erery description cured.
. onice In Dr. Bhatto's building, tth Btreet
March 4, 1878.
I OLD AND RELIABLE, I
JDb.' Banford's LivEn IimoonATortJ
Sis a Standard Family Remedy for
nd Bowels. It is Puroly jtigxt
Vegetable. It never
(Debilitates It is
SCathartic and
?onio.
taw
fMjP Invigoratoi
lias noen ui
in my practic
by tho public,;
tlinn 35 rears.
5 with unprecedented results.
V SEND FOR CIRCULAR.'
5j.T.vi.siiHrnRn. M.n..i,?J?5?DwT
fivi ... wni.i v.., ,,,, njw
J AM DRCOGIST WILL TELL VOL ITS IlKI'l TATION.
June 24, 1879.
POITTZ'S
HORSE AU3 CATTLE POWD!
:rs
iCm anre orurcrftnt Clieitpil.
Vo IToTtf k will die of Col io, Boti or Lcno Fx
vsu.lt Fauts's PowdcniBre nt.i In time.
Foutz'B Powi'.crawlilcuro ruifl prevent! loo Cbolxra.
Fontsi Powr'.rm H'lll prrvent Oahe iw Kowia
FouU'i Powder will Inn.ixwo tli qimnttl of nillfc
nd cream tneuiy per ccuu and tuake tlie butter firm
.and Bwrct. '
Foutz ' Powdfr will car or prevent lmot ctiut
.Dtbxabk to which Hon( ani Cattle tiro nVj- t.
FOUTZ'ft POVI)KB WILIi OLTB SATISFACTION.
gold fiverywlifre.
liAVID JB. TOUTS. Proprietor,
BALTIWOlii;, ltd.
For Sulft hv 8. B. Smith. New Bloom field
ffenyCoanty, Ia. 4 ly
A WEEK In your town, and no capi
tal risked. Vou can give thebiisluess
a trial without expense. The best
opportunity ever offered for those
ivilltng to work. Vou should try
nothing else until you see for your
self what vou can do at the business
we ofler. "No room to explain here.
"You can devote all your time or only your spare
time to the busiuesH, and make great pay for
every hour that you work. Women can nialte as
much as men. Send for steelal private terms and
particulars which we mall free. $5 Oulnt free.
bon't complainof hard times while you have such
a chance. Address LL HALXUIT CO.,Port
land.Mame. 01y
Don't you want somecheap
foods for Pants and 8uilst
f you do, don't fall to ex
amine the splendid assortment for sale by F
MOKTIMKK. You is h suit yourself In style and
trui-i ft IB . " S
2 El I &
i Ik
mi fit
ft l A III PLV
m n hi Eii n a
i.
ISBu tor moro
imp.
price. tr"' "t
Philadelphia AdrertlNomonls
Koaily Mixed Paints !
JUCAS'
HEADY MIXED PAINTS !
NOWATRtt.NO CHEMICALS, HO BENZINE,
BUT A PUKE
IAIIT,
HEADY 1' OK USE.
Hiimplo 0hIn.
80 11EAUT11UL KHAIIEM OP .PALM
BKNT Br" MAIL.
ITIH 1'ITT ONMKR OTIIKIt PAINT. MADE
WITH 1.KA1) A Nil 111 I,. VIZ ! NK'HLY
UlttlHHKIt OUT. NOT K LOWED
ON LIKE WATKIt 1'AIMT.
rr&rsr it,
And Ifou Will I'roye It to bo tho llent
Liquid I'ulut In the Market.
.JOHN LUCAH Ac CO.,
Philadelphia,
MANUFAUTU1IEHH OF
SwIbs und Imperial French (ireon,
WHITE LEAD, COLORS,
VARNISHES, &c
l-Sr For Biihiple Cards apply to F. Mortl
mer, Now Uloomlluld, l'a., 0r to John Lucas A
Co., l'ulladulplila.
EIGLER&SWEARINGEN
SuoooBsors to
8H AFFN Elt, ZIEULER A CO..
Importers and Dealers In
HoNlery, Cloven,
Itlbbonn, NunpeiiderN,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street.
PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A
Agents for Lancaster Comb.
. KENNEDY
WITH
TRIMBLE, BRITTON ft Co.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
Mo. 80S MARKET BTREKT,
PHILADELPHIA,
T 1
gowER, pons & CO.,
BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS.
BLANK ISOOKK
Always on band, ana madete Order.
Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Btreets
PHILADELPHIA, PA
ALHO
. Publishers ol Sanderi'New Headers. and
Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Robert's lliHtnrvnf
the United Htates, Folton'sOutllne Mapa.fte.
JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 625 Market Street.
Philadelphia, Pcnn'a.
JANNEY & ANDREWS
WHOLESALE
GROCERS,
No. 123 MARKET ST.,
Philadelphia.
QRAYBILL & CO..
Wholesale Dealersl n
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
Carpet Chain, Wadding,
Batting, Twines, &c,
And a Bneassortmentof
WOOD nd WILLOW WARE,
No. 129 Market street, above 1th,
PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia AdfortInonionts.
M. BARTLEY,
jit. a. vmrmi & co.,
niAiMUFAtrri'iiuiin
AND WIIOI.KSALR DKALKHH IN
BOOTS & SHOES,
.11 NORTH THIRD HTitEKT,
i'iiif,iii.rriiiA.
a- Hneclal attention Klven to orders.
June 3, isitt.pd
wAiNwiti6uT& coT
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Comer of 2nd and Arch Street,
Philadelphia Penn'a,
S. DOUGHERTY
WITH
D. J. IIOAR & CO.,
WUOIiNSALI
BOOT AND SHOE
WAltKHOUSE,
M18 MAItKKT 8THKKT,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
allTshenk & co., "
405 & 407 Market Street,
IMiihult ljlila.
(Old Bland of Hnrcrnft A Co.,)
WIIOLKSALK DKALERH
H
DltY OOOIW.
January 1, 18T9.
KENDALL'S
NPAVIN OUilTliJ
8 a sore cure for spavin, splint, curl), callous,
sprains, swelling, wills, Imneness aud all en
Inrueiiienls of the joints of HiiiIm, It will nont.
plelely remove a bone spavin without, blistering
or CHililnga sure. It Is also at Rood for man as
for beast and Is used full sir iiikIii, at all times of
the ye-ir. with perfect safety. A cure which we
are knowlnu to Is a person who suffered 15 years
with hip Joint luniHiiess and was permanently
eured two years a no wit li Kendall's Hpavln Cure.
Itememher we claim It will cure a (Mine spavin
and completely remove the bunch without blis
tering. Statement Made Under Oath.
To Whom It May Concern ! In the year 1875 I
treated with Kendall's Hivuvln Cure a bone spavin
of several mont Its' Krnwih, nearly hnif as large as
a hen's evR. and completely stopped the lameness
and removed i he enlargement. I have worked
tlie horse ever since eiy hard, and lie never has
been lame, nor oould leverseeanydllTereiice In
the size of the hock joints since I treated him with
Kendall' Hpavln Cure. It. A. UA1NKU.
I'.nosbuiK Kails. Vt ., Feb. 2.1. 1S79.
Hworn and subscribed to before me this 251 h
day February A. D. 1h;ii.
JOllN u. JKNNK, Justice of the I'eace.
Ofllce V 8. Marshall. Western Dlst.of Mich.,
Kalamazoo, Apr. 15lli. ln7U.
B. J. Kendall, Kniiiluirg Kalis, Vt. Dear bin
I received the two bittles of your spavin cure
forwarded by express in January last. I am hap
py to state tliat it performed all vour advertise
ment called for. In three weeks after I commenc
ed iisliis It, the spavin was entirely removed and
a valuable liore restored to usefulness.
Very truly )ours,
JOHN PATIKKK.
Bend address for Illustrated Circular, which we
think iilves positive nroof of Its virtues. Mo
remedy has ever met with such uuqualllted sno
cess, to our knowledge, for beast as well as man.
J'rlce II. per bottle, or Blx bottles for (A. All Drug
gists have It or can get It for you. or It will be sent
to any address on receipt of price bv the propri
etors. Dlt. U. J. KK NI) ALL & CO.,
Knusburg Falls, Vermont.
"Kendall's Hpavln Cure" Is now sold by all the
leading wholesale druggists and a large number
of prominent retail druggists.
- F. Mohtimeh, New lllooinlleld, agent fo
j erry uo., ra.
D. I. C.
Is an absolute and Irresistible cure for
TTiftm, Intfmpernn' arfl th xtra of Oprnm, To
Ilu'iiil N&mnLli'N &fifl HtJniulaiitit. rpmorlluf All
tjto, fiMroojiU hnbitof uf.lnu onjot thom.mi
terinfr tHo tAto or desire f r any (if them prfocil
xUouitanduipriiMUi(f. i,tYr$ orrry one perfect
und iriVHintlbly control at LuV ubiutjr uf Unom
tulToa and their triouiia.
It preronti that atnolnto plirslral anrl nonlE
rn Cmtinn tht f nllowo ths nudikm bivkiiitj oil
i ixui uaiiitf mi uwi uuh vi tiaiwma, t j
r&cltwro, prppa'd, to otiro 1 to 5 perona $ or at
your Uruiftf wtM. Llb por bottle.
Tomprnnoe nrrttm iihmilil iwrnnrauul iL 1(
pun ectly horatlo and nuvuMulliuif.
Hop Bitters M tg. Co., Rochester, N.Y. Sole AgenU
flnn riu1i Pnpft dfitrrm nil m'n. lrvxirnil th
fSnoun, quii id Uiu iturvuii, pruiiiAv. rat, ami iwrtfl
L t aiL to cure. .
Tho Hn Iad f or Btomarh. Lltfr atrl KlflneTH,!
Jli fiiiTiorlor Ut all otl-ctn. CuntM bjr abuorptivU. it E
Trie Hop niltra Bf. C., of IUk-Wrt, K. T. Wr. P J
I tutut borif or iTttoxlnint, tut tht I'uicst antl ikit Jftdi H
J im vr uuvl, nuiMUK uiro Cutm mm i l otr raiM im. H
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUCCI3TS.E
10 4W
UflDCC Send 2 cents In stamps or currency
nun OC for a new HObSK HOOK. It treats
all diseases, has 35 tine engravings showing posi
tion assumed by slelc homes, a table of doses, a
Rnnil large collection of valuable recipes,
DUUIV rules for telling the ageof a horse, with
an engraving showing teeth of each year, and a
large amount of other valuable horse Informa
tion. Dr. Win. II. Hall says: "I have bought
books that I paid IS and $1(5 for which I de not
like as well as I do yours." SEND FOR A CIK
CULAK AGENTS WANTtD. B.J.KEN
DALL. Enoshtirgh Falls. Vt. 20 lv
M The Hook can also be had by addressing
" Tin Times," New Bloomtleld, Fa.
mniin mouth guaranteed. tl2 a
I It I I 1 1 day at home made by the Indus
M 1 1 I 1 1 Itrious. Capital not reomred: we
T 1 1 II will start you. Men, women boys
all I I I 1 1 I'"' lrl" make money laster at
III I I I I I fwork for ns than atanythlngelse.
H7 The work Is light and pleasant,
1 and such as any one can go rluh:
at. Those who are wise who see this notice will
send us tneir aanress at once and see for them
selves. Cosily Out nt and terms free. Now Is the
time. Those already at work are laying up large
minis oi uiuuvy. Auuiesa luun aorusih
oiaiuv. iu jy
i r ji i: i;or, run
DAROAINS IN
PIANOS
ami
ORGAN
VOll THE NEXT 0 DAYS,
Before Our Advance in Prices I
Pianos $110 to. $100
All new, and strictly first class, and sold at the
lowest net cash holesnle fimtiiry prlces.dlient to
the purchaser. Tlicse I limns tniiile one of t tin
finest displays at the Centennial f.alilbi lion, ana
were unanimously recommended fur the Hiimikst
IldNon'-nver IH.lSHl in use, llcgiilarlv Innoipn.
rated ManufiuttuiliiM Co. Kin-iorv eslnbllslied
over 87 veins. 'Jhe Hiiiarn (liiinds (Mint it I n
Matliusheks new patent implex tlveistiuui
st i uug
Inry of
pciiiu, tne greatest uiiiuovemeiit in the history of
I'lano making. 'I he Uprights are the FIN KMT IN
AMKItKIA. I'lnnos sent nit M ini. Don't full to
write for Illustrated and Descriptive Catalogue of
IH pages mailed free.
Our new styles of .tlMULK.IC OltHANHare the
best In Urn world. AtiHslop oigan only MS
wit li all the greatest, latest hiiiI best Improve,
tneiils, possessing power, deplh, In lllliini'y mid
sympathetic ijnallly of tone, lli'iiiiillul solo ef.
feet and perfect slop actluii. Hollil walnut cases,
of beautiful design mid elegant IIiiIhIi, All
Pianos and organs sent, on KmIuvs' lest, trial
freight free If uusatlsliiiitoi y. Circular free.
HflKKT AlllHKI half pi Ice. Dollar's worth at
nne '.lilrd of price. Cuialogue of l.lKill choice
pieces sent on receipt ol He, stamp. Address
MKNDKI.HMOIIN FIANO CO.,'
Ill Kast irali Htreet, New York.
Hi'ptember Id, 1S7I).
Amerlcnn and Foreign l'tilonts.
GILMOKK ft CO.. Huccessois to ClliriVIAN
IIUHMKU A CO., Hollcllors. ratents pin
cured until countries. NO FF.KH IN ADVANl K.
Nocharge unless thepitteut Is ginnled. No fees
for tnakliiK preliminary examlnalloiis. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a ie
hearing, Hy a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected pllcal hiti may he revived.
Bpeclal atlentlon given te Interference discs be
fore the Fateut oillce, extensions define Con
gress, Infringement HoMsIn dllterent Htntes, and
all lltlgallon appertaining to Inventions or Fat
ents. HeudNtainptoOIHnore&Co., r pamph
let of sixty tinges.
LAND CAHICrt, LAND WAItRANTfl ft BCRIP,
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the IJ.
S. Oeueral Land Oillce and Dupirtincut of the
Interior. Private Laud Claims, MININO and
I'HK UMPTION Clnlms.aiid IIOMKHTKAD eases
atlendedto. Land Hcrlp In 40, gu, any loo acre
pieces for sale. T his Hcrlp Is assignable, and can
be located In the name ofthn ourchaser uiion anv
(jovernment land subjent to private entry, at
II per acre. It Is of eiiial value with ilounty
.ami Warrants. Hend Hlainp to Ullniore Co.,
for pamphlet or Instruction.
AltllKAHH OK I'AV AND IIOCNTY.
OFKICKIIH, HOLD1KKH and HAILOHH of the
late war. orthelr heirs, areln innwv cases entitled
lo money from the UoTornmeirt of which tbey
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Knulosestiiinpt4iOILM1tKiCO.,anda lull re
ply.afterexaiulnatlon.wlil be given you free.
' K N H 1 O N H
All OFKICKHH.. WHiIIKIlH, and BAILORS,
Wounded, riintured. or Inlured In. the late wnr.
however slight, can obtain a penswn by addressing
OILMOHKSCO.
' Cises prosecuted by OILMOflE A CO., before
the Huprnme Court of the United Hltes, the Court
of Claims and the Houthern (Halms Commission.
Koch department of otir business Is conducted
In asenarate bureau, under churire of the same
experienced parties. emhloyed by the old firm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
oil.MuUF.ft :o.,lsthus8eoured. We desire to
win success oy ueservtngit.
Auuressi uilhukk ;i.,
62V It. Htreet.
Washington, T. C.
Ererrone That CnltlT4(s tlie Soil
should compare
Tha Original, Indopendont, Qmsclentloui
Rural Now Yorker
with other pspeffs.
TJne Vint Horticultural tr AyrieuUwral
Authority in Armriau.
An lUuntvntetl Weekly for All
1'artn of Our Country,
Subscribe ' Now I
4 Paper for $4 personam fto Club Uia
TltA4,fliiriaPMM th illftflrwi.ftiMiji nt tllnnnMat Wlklfji
PntMlIn (Jopii, Ilcauly of Ii;Ipu I'twl M'U-t,
anil FUty rLa uf new mud rare V-wu tablet, aud turner
aMN,
'ihe irrwnt nN) and lanfc ninUnbntlon 1 th
Dl'tttt Otntlv mill Yftlllblilt Mlur imtuwu uflMt'A liv aanv
Jt.uniul in tho W.n l.1.
A lull .lltmrati'd ilfHrlptive acrnncof it will beannt
with Hitcciiiicii Jn(iy h'na to appiicwa that all uajr
Judve ftir tliftimeivcf.
('ttpUi.l and atmiulaiit Itfrnnimea enabla tea to
beiiflh our ubcriiMr auch meau.
jiiiiHtraiiDiin ironi IjIH. no uiiivuHLwrirtny avT
n enU. All iibw fttrin and u-ardpit planta iir mvd,
tiwtHil. and Irnnartlall v rciMirtffl iitmfik. U'hti Htm lr
anil 'iiiulity of tii uf, tti ntan(li-a-of Ha wirM r
fiuwiinu vifiiinuinnns im iunf pKiiufnro ana
tllillHUH. I I'r(n Hp(d uiirl Haul IXuKritutU,um t wh(f h
ar dfHmd hy nm ri)rrn n at trnre value than the
auLwiirlplloa piico) are cnuiilUervdt Ik la by far tua
Cheapcut Country. Home Journal in
the Wortet
B EupPrimnt itroitnda of Jffi hcrtn nwnf d by The
Iliiral Nw Ynrknr" aud worked lit the iutereal of it
hiiiMicrib.)rii.jif J
will help yon make money end apouil it Ju-U-oluuKly.
Prof. .T. W. linal. of Mi MlThlavi AirrlraltQral Ool.
leKet "The Ktirai new Ynckur la uow Urn bunt pmiier."
Prof. K. M. Hliflfnn ; of tha IUmmu AifHrulttiral Col.
hw, MThelturul Nuw Vorknrhaa mum InArHAtceand
la more quoted than all Mm rent pot ttrthfr.1
Proa. T. T. Lyou j " The 'itnral to the beat paper I
ee."
A paptr for tho Country. VlUatre City : for tb mar
Met tftiiduer, uunwrytuan, fruit prruwpr, umatl fruit
rtilftiriM, hr'ltiiftii, rl.rtrvnian. npiailuu, te atiutiat,
evurywhire. Noaevuuual projudto.
1'ha moat viirorouH and able onniMnatlon if rmctlnal
wriPfra ever b-for coili-ru-d Uww.r iti Dim coluinnii of
any Journal, Original IlliiHlrnltonii from life by our
tnt artinut, of frulU, arrliit:ttir, farm licljia, ahruba.
truea, agricultural linplumbutit. etc.
Entfiunlam Throughout the Country
10 poo CongratuCatry Letters.
Tfiird Year of it Prenent Management
SltU Year of Its Age.
Tuhluihed weekly Addrnw
11 VltAL NE W YOllICEK.
78 Iumle St., Xew York
Hlghttt ifctt-il at .Vienna an Phttndtlphla.
E. & II. T. ANTHONY & CO.,
6H1 BKOADWAT, NEW YOKK, '
t Manuraotnrers, Importers & Dealers In
Velvet Fraujes, Albums, Graph oscopes,
Stereoscopes & Views,
EnsraTtngs,Chroinos,Photojraplis,
And kindred goods Celebrities, Actrtdees, fto.
photographic"materials.
We are Headquarters for everything In the way of
Stereopticons & Magic Lanterns,
Eacbstylebelngthe bestof lUcUsalo the market
Beautiful Photographic Transparencies of Btat-
uary and Engravings lor the window. ,
Convex glass. Manufacturers of Velvet Frames
for Ailulaturea and Couvoi Ulass Fictures.
Catalogues of Lanterns and Slides, wk direc
tions for using, sent ou receipt of tea ceuirt.
February 17lh Im.
U'JT Corns and lunlons give the feet ft
knobby appparnnue.
tT " Hurry, nutniina," suld the llttla
lntKict'iit with lils cut linger; "hurry,
Us leaklnR.
(I' ll 1ms heen tliscovered that tho
Uutoli Imby cries for Us mudiler and
fodder at the gHine time.
INT An old Imdielor wants to know If
a scolding woman wllh her mouth shut
can tie arrested for carrying concealed
weapons.
For Married Mon Only.
Ie who Mrs. to take a klrm
litis Mr. thing lm should not Miss,
jr Country doctor to a lately bereav.
ed widow: "Icnnnettell how pitied I
was to hear Hint your husband harl
gone lo Heaven, We were bosom
friends: but now we shall never meet
again."
J" Father (who Is always trying to
teach his son how to act while at the ta
ble)" Well, John yon see that when I
have finished eating 1 always leave the'
table." John 41 Yes, sir, and that Is ,
about all you do leave. "
(JT Mr. Bmltli who bus to llig a scut
tle of coul up stairs three times a day,,
reads with prospectl ve Joy theannounce
merit that the coal fields of the world'
will be exhausted In 2,001)- yetfrs.
W Mother: (at teatable) " Jack, who
helped you to those three tarts V" Jack :
(nged seven) " The Lord" " Why what
do you mean, Jack?"
" Well I helped myself, but father said
yesterday that the Lord1 helps those
who help themselves."
iT Where have you been, Cmear?"'
u Oh sah, I've been down to Mr. Push,
pull V " Where t There Isn't any
such name." Why, Its written up ou
de door, cap'n. One side ob de door it
says "l'usli," and de oder It says
"Tull." Ain't dat PushpuH."
W The new editor of an exchange
embraces the opportunity to thank his
fair correspondents, but before he has-,
been an editor three weeks- ha will em
brace his fair correspondents and thank
the opportunity. One's taste- Improves
wonderfully nnder journalistic- training.
Fltzburg, has been indulging In
amateur farming, but says nothing is as
it is represented. "Tbey sold' we a
cow," he complains, " that they said
woisld give eight quarts off milk a day,
but I took a pall to her and addressed her
in the politest terms; anV if you'll be
lieve It, sir, she wouldn't give a. gill !
The milk bad to be taken from her by
force."
tW Teacher, who Is trying to explain
the meaning of repentance: "Suppose
a bad boy were to steal aa orange, and
his good mother should catch him with,
it, and take him by the band gently,
and tell him how wicked it Is, and how
very very, very grieved she was; don't
you think now that the little boy ought
to feel sorry V" Sunday scholar ; " Yes
sum." Teacher : " And why, Marma
dukeV" S. S. '"Cause-" Teacher : "Be
cause what, Marmy V ft. S. : "'Cause
he hadn't et the ro'nge before his ma.
cotch him and tuck it away fura him."
... .... MM.
C7 The late bishop of Winchester
(Wilberforce) occasionally took a quiet
day's shooting over a neighboring estate.
He once chlded the keeper for not going:
to church, and the man admitted the
fact, but pleaded that he always read
bis Bible on Sunday afternoons. "And,
my lord," said he, 44 1 do not find In it
that the Apostles went sUootlng."
44 No," replied th bishop, "you are
quite right, but that was because there
was no game in the holy lantL They
went fishing instead "
An Object of Pity. i
Hans Growyost, a wortiy German,
farmer, who ho been a life-long resident
of our section (Berks county, Pa.) has,
shrewish wife, who has long rendered
his domestic life anything but a couab,
of roses.
OnedaynU long ajto. she, in a fit, of
pique packed up her duds and left him,
vowing never to come back. The sews
got around amongst tfce neighbor you
know bow intelligence of all kinds doe
travel in the country and at night sev
eral of tbenv, of whom I was one, went
to condole with Hans.
He sat on bis front stoop, puffing
away at his pipe.
44 Hans," I remarked, 44 1 pity you."
44 My boy," replied the honest Dutch
man, as be disturbedly knocked out the
ashes of his pipe, 44 you vas right. She,
has shust come back !"
V.