THE TIMES, NEW BLOOM FIELD. PA.,- OCTOBER 28, 1879. 7 Professional Cards. TE. JUNKIN. Attorney at-I.aw, . New liloimitieUl. I'errvco.. Ps, HrOltloe NwtUoor to the residence ol Judge Juukln. ibtf AM. M A R K E L. Attorney-at- Law, , Mow liloiinitlulil, I'erryooutity.Pa. Hf OlQce opposite the Mansion Uousend threo door east of the Post-Uillce. J- EW1S rOTTKB, ATTOHNKY AT LAWi NRW BLUOMFJELD, PEKRY CO., PA, STOlalms promptly secured eolleoted Writings aud sll lenal business carefullyaltend edto, iy OIIABLKSU.HMILRy, Attorney at Law. Now Bloomllelit. ferry Vo. Pa OlUoa two doors east ol Joseph Hinlth's hotel. August 2,1872, rM a bpiinhi kh. Attornev-at-Law. i ,,HI - .1 I . . i ,.. n.r.la.,nU nM tt.lt Main street, new uiooiiiueiu.rerry oo., ra. o j i j "ttrM. N. BK1BEHT, Attorney -at-Law, y New Bloonilleld, Perry oo.. Pa. Bloomrleld,8831r. - - TE WIS POTTER, kotart PUBLIC, New Bloom J llal.l Pnrrv (!iv. Pr. Deeds. Bonds, MortRiiir.es and Leases carefully nreiiiued and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be rer.il In any court mine unueaBiaies. i iuiy "1HA8. J.T.McI NTIKR, Attorney-at-Law, 1 1 New ltlminiHeld.rerrvao..Pa. AllproteeslonalbiisluesBpromptlyaudfalth. luuy atteuueu to. a my. T a 7 AVI A mumvinvn . TV JUST'CK OK Til R PEACE and (1ENKHAL COLMCCTOll, NswUehmastowm, Perryoo.,Pa. -liMiiilttunocBwIll be made promptly for all vwkr A llltll II TQIIV uoiiections niaue. , i OH AS. A. BAKNKTT, Attorneyat-I.aw, New Hlonmlleld.Periyco.,Pa .Onine on hi frit street. North side, nearlyop posltethe Presbyterian Cliurch. 8 Sly 1Y1, L. LlttUETT. Attorhst-AT-Law, Newport, Perry Count). .Pa. HilnR permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all bus! es miuTftrs commmeq i.o manure. . Olllce, No. 30 North Second Street. Newport, April 2f 1878. D M. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Blooinlleld, Perry County, Pa. Ofllce on Carlisle, Bt.,one door Routh of J. E. and .Judice .luiiKin's law omce. nveryiinnK oeioiin inn tothe DiiifHsslon done In the best manner. All Wohk Wakkanted. Terms moderate. 28 0 P. BOLLINGER, M. D , liavliift located In Newport, offers his Profes eionnl services to all who may need them. Chronic diseases of every description cured. tauomoeln Dr. Bhutto's building, 4th Street March 4, 1878. QEORGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. BLAIN, PEHKY COUNTY, PA. Rpeolal attention given to the collection of claims, and any other business entrusted to hhn will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April. 19th, 1877. DEATH DEFEATED. FOR over 50 years SELLERS' LIVER PILLS have been the standard remedy for Liver Complaluts, Uostlveness, Sick Headache. Pain In Shoulder or Back, Dizziness, Coated Tongue, Fever and Ague, and all diseases arising from a deranged state of the Liver or Stomach. Thomas Adams, of Big Handy, K v., says: "Sellers' Pills have saved hundred of dollars In doctors' bills In this country." H. K. SEELERS & CO., Prop'rs, Pittsburgh, Pa. THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC, For the cure of all diseases arising from Impure Wood, and for Invigorating and strengthening the vital organs. Are you weak, nervous, debili tated, pale and emaciated f Have you lost your appetite? Have you nausea, pain In the back, &c. It so. Dr. Lldsey's Blood Searcherwllldrlve outthe disease and bring back the BLOOM OK HEALTH. . Pimples, Holla. Erysipelas, Tetter, Salt Kheum, tie., are but surface Indications of Blood Diseases! and Dr. Lldsey's Blood Searcher, by purifying the svstem, softens the skin and beautlfles the complexion. Sold by all druggists, tl per bottle. R. R. SELLERS & CO., Proprie tors, Pittsburgh ,1'a U 48 OLD IAND RFLIARIF. ? DR. SANFORD'S TiTVTtn Isvtnnnimn Sis a Standard Family Komody for ,$ SdiseaseBof the Liver, Stomach .i.uuuvyrciB. XI IB X UX131V Tf1 iTr.,.,l,'l.. Tl 5 cjsouimo, x Dover Debilitates It is STonio. jrSfi 2TRT. mm IBHBSE3J"V , ."3 .SKI wv xnvurorutnr'S if,, in my practioeS ublid.J years,? results.? ULAB. S, T.Y. SANFORD, M.D., JSfgiS AKT DRCLG1ST WILL TILL VOL in MPl TiTIUK. JuaeJt.1879. 4 0PIUSV1II OKPlllNEbablttbM blioit. Sand ftlaiuo Molart. lir. VmHqo, TOB PRINTING of every description neatly laad promptly executed at Reasonable lutes at the Biooiuheld TinieiSteam Job Olllce. fe la ri m jT-T" 1 M taT n in m HZ! f ft B Fi H S i? a ni fir tzvw- ii in rsr.wt W m mm jm a iXDW a 'vVv.mom 5 vt t a m a a ,11 Hiia Br JLVIii vt Philadelphia Advertlscincnts Itoady Mixed Paints ! JUCAS' HEADY MIXED PAINTS I nowater.no chemicals, no benzine, but a pure Oils PAINT, HEADY FOR USE. fsttiiijlo Curd. 80 UEAUTIFL'L SHADES OF TA1ST BENT BY MAIL. IT IS PUT ON LIKE OTflKR PAINT. MADE WITH I.KAl) AND OIL, VIZ: NldELX URUSI1KDOUT. NOT PLOWED ON LIKE WATER PAINT. TRY IT, A lid You Mill Trore It to be the Dent Llijuld 1'iilut lu the Market. .JOIirV LUCAH Jit CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Impcrlnl French Ureeu, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c 117 For Bainple Cards apply to K. Mortl mer, Now Uloomtlold, Pa., or to John Lucas A Co., Philadelphia. ' 2EIGLER & SWEARINGEN' Suooossors to SHAFFNER, ZIEQLER Si CO., Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, move, ICtbboiiM, NiiNeiilorN, THREADS, COMBS, aud every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA , PENWAl Agents for Lancaster Combs. W.H . KENNEDY TRIMBLE, BRITTON ft Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 60S "MARKET STREET, PHILADELPHIA. T 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK HOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ' ALSO ' ' ' :. W. Publishers of Sanders'NewReaders.and Brooks 'Arithmetics. Also. Knhart ui.,...i the UnitedStates.Folton'sOutllne Maps.fte. JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON : ' WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Street. Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS WHOLESALE GROCERS, . No. 123 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Dealers! n ... Oil Cloths, Carpets, . Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, &cb . . And a nne assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WARE, : No. !2t Market street, above Hh. PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Advvrtlsomonis. R. M. BARTLEY, MAN! FACTI'III-.HH AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN BOOTS & shoes; 31 NORTH THIRD STREET, iiulaii:i,iiiia. - Special attention alven to orders. June!), IHHi.pil WAINWRIGHT & CO. v;holesale grocers AND TEA DEALERS, NorthEast Cornerol 2nd and ArobStreet, Philadelphia Pehn'a, J. S. DOUGHERTY W1TU D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLBSALS BOOT AND SUOE WAREHOUSE, Uia MAUKKT BTUKKT, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., , 405 & 407 Mnrkct Street, - lhl In del ill In, (Old Stand of Barcroft & Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN xrsr oooi. January, 1979. tf Red SolcLcathcr Depot EDWARDS & CASTLE, 88 NOItTII FOURTH ST., PUIL'A. . LEATHER AND FINDINGS, .FV1I ifne Of Ueit Phlta. Oalt and Kin. K.ti r. Brand, 4 8m PnOF. HARRIS' RADICAL CURE EOa BPESMATTOEHCEA. xhw "SEtVIINAL PASTILLE" A Vftluitilt DlnooTfirT anil New lppiriure In Mid leal Science, in rntiMy N'.w ndfoiili(fflTc-(reii-Ivo Remedy for ihoipt'eUr ud lieriiiitirttt Oure of Bom (rial XratMiont 9 Impotenojr by tlif unlr true wny, tJi Wreot rlp! Rpt of the Dltcite, nut(iK by Abnorption. tnd eierl ft Mwrllie iiidiu-itLO nu the Seminal VMiolei Rlao til.Uorv Duvtii.l'rojtriite Gland an.) Urethra. TUi um ottln Jlonii-Uy Ii atwud,..! with nu pain or Incuiivenititca. ft Ii (i'rkty diMolvra ami iimih b-ortil, prmlufinit ao Immcdiato Boothliijt ml raitor!iv efleet upon thaw. ul nd n.-rvuui uriniiUalioiH Mrerknt from elt-bu- ud i'.tmm. uiiln tliBUrntn fmni tlie j-teni, reitor lriKi tf! rnna t') ht-nltti aoilHound tntnnrv. t-mnvi., tumnnr. iicrvous Debllltv. Con fin (mi bin it.iimiiil iMymri. '1 lii. mi,,l,, uf r, .im.nt In. aiuod l.nJt ,t l.i vitt .,;ver or., in.l Ii now nnitioiinrfHl lire-.. JVUKS "(io llnull ,iP',.rHCt III tlici. Irnubl.l, ii,l. -la-i t-i,n b. .r wtttiH., in, with but liltle 11 .nv ..,. . . . ,.,,J 'i-ln-rn l.i iin N n.F nliuut llili Prrpara. 11'pii, I'r M-nl ,il,.rrii'i,ni i-n.lili .in t, lirt.ftlvelv runrnn. te Ih-t II will Kl,Mtl.ritlu D,,rh,th.ig", ' '! , "' " p''""i u.f. h., thouniid, oI I. ki. .nh i In In vnliw, tnl h I, w COIK.,. tU liy tin. Mtillrtl I'rr.'i. ii t.i l, Ihn m.,t r.ll.fi.l liimi,. y.l ili,f,m.fc,,, rvi, lit-i til") lUiinj I,1 ,.,r p,. Irnl Ir" Ii..;. In.t Ii h I.uii t. l,o I ho rauwol uiilnld lliliir, I i ,.i iiuiiv, mill liw.i, Minim qiiaoki prf wllh jli.lrii. i .., niulrliiiit .ml .in f,-.i,.TIi Hci.ir.lvi. put UD insiir - ,..i, ,,t ,,.,.,,. ,,! tMl , f wri.,r l y iimll ..li-.l ..r 3.-1 wo li.ii.., f .ufflH-i.t lo Mlfilaii." .ii,n,ti iirii!il .i .yrt.. c... it Thru bo.. . f. .: ,. I f. . .11... v I I .(Mil riiiLflnn. .nil V ' " ' ? ,' """ 7 Kill I DlHXOTIOMt Prli.l Cr lli-afrlrtlr. I'.imt.lil e ,irii,, Anttml1 ll,U.t'ti!H,wh!i!hwl.li-,i,i.w ,. ,i, a,..nilr.l 1 l!.'i';''?t,n,b,,,i?!";1 " ln.nhnnif, suit Ultril for li iludM .iT 111: . II .ir..,.j Srnl H. .IrUfor ll.iup ( any .. H.,1,1 OKLYb, lh. HARRIS REMEDY CO. MF'O. CHEMISTS. IviarkBlanclBlh, 81.. 6T. LOUIS, MO, POTJTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDER8 UJTY,,mm v.. ' Ho ROURB Will rlln nf l-.i. . II ...... - nl fm.. lr Trn, If t'ontrs Powdcraare uaeUlntlme. Kouu-aPowderawlllcureanrt prevent Hue Crolcii a pexy Trfoya? """" " l'OWiU Koutz-a Powders will Incraaae the qnantlty of milkr and cream twtuty per couu, aud uaka Ui butter ftrui UiQ wCf. DllA8 that Homes and Cattle are heir to. fpVTft FowdxhS wiu, uit Batmf ACTIO'. Sold everywhere. . DAVID a. roVTZ, Proprietor. ' SAXTmOBI, Md. PrWai Hoipital, a. Clark Ht.,Ctiloao, l-CC78plall7,all CrivaU.Cbroulo and Parnate Dlauaaaa. Conaulutlon trutt, LadUi aud Oeatle mD, aand one dollar tor aatualet of baai rdbbir ftoda, aud valuabta iDrormailon b- turi. Itflli. bl ratuala Phis, IS Pf lrlrt noma and Bursa for Ladlti diuiag ns- i (ln-fiient. A uaw work, prtoa 60 centi hjr mail. Mj su- rUi a! K.n. di..,i oiogj of Marrlaf. Or. O CD ft m C0 LU CJ9 uisatas gf Youth and Manhood; a wealth of oh oka sod aur In formatloa, af Interest to both . NoUito olTl to ftood Ust and rennttuent. Ia for. matluti uiTur bfora rutillslitd. Ha famtiy ffAdflrea. Dr. A. O, (if.IN (. Jark St If ??LANT NOTICE. -The subscriber at ( the ni-m of Khoades bmlth, would respectful v inform the citizens of Win 5 AKKWWVAitliat? hM Ied WAGON 1AKKK HHOP, aud Is prepared to make new waKous and repair old ones at short notice, and f hi rld nn l 1 W tlS 1 V P6r 0eu L cUea t hau " Give me a call. Satisfaction suarantAed fBlsln.August8.1867. XH. JJOTIOK The unrterstpned cltlzeu of Ty JJI rone township. Perry County, fa., hereby Hives notice ta any and all prrnon, not to .tress pass on his lauds to hunt, kill or shoot any frame cif any kind. Any person violation the above will be dealt with according to law. wu. August 26, IMS. (JKREMIAH KECK. SaaT ai'rST" M -'. -im. j st 'Atf s. yAlUKTY STOltEl KI.HOVI.lf TO West End of the Manslun Home, NEW IUXJOMFIELD, PA. Just Enlarged and on Hand a New STOCK OF DJtY OOOOH, QHOORKIRH, BI'ICKH, TOBACCO, t'lOAIlfl, QUEEHHWAKE, ULARBWAltR, TINWARE, And a 1'ull Yarlet or Notions, to. Also hsrs on Hand AM. BTYLKB OP PICTURE PnAMKfl. TOU.BT lUlAOKETS, WAI.I. l'OCK RT8, 1IATS ItOKAS, 0.. &0., AO., &0., SO , All of which ws will soli st astonishingly LOW 1'ltIOKS, To suit the times, oive us s call and save money. litwuiUiK Tl) HIIOW UOUDBI t- Country I'roduce taken In Trade." Don't forget the plane. Nov.17. lH78.tf. VALENTINE IILAMK. "iVRLMBaWaaflBBaWaW HOP BITTERS. (A IMedlclar, not a Drink,) CONTAINS IIOPM, IHrC'lllr, MAXnitAHK, UANURIilON, AifB Tnj rrnnrr am nrar Mrdkiai. QiiAUrm or all oritEa lumw rii33-sr oxjxrin Alt MuMuiit of the fltimiMh, Dowtla, IHixxl. Mver, KUIrurya, and Uriluiry (ircniia, Nervmiimea, Blon lenneaa and miwrlally femalo Complaints, ' 91000 IN (JOM). WUlbepnld fnracaaethey wHlnoteureorhe1n.or for anythlna; tmimre or tiijiiiitma fimnd fn thrm. Q a.k yiTiir uminrin rnr nop in iters arm try yiem lietora you aleop. Tnke no ether. I llor Cornin Ctms la tlut aweetoat, saroat and best. Aak Children. 9 The nor Pas for rttnrnaeb, Uver and Kidney la rap.. a Nor to an otrtera. cnreabyolMoriitloa. Auk druiraiat. 1 1. L 0. la an ahaohiteand IrraaMlhlemire for drank ' ennma, nae of ophim, touacoo and mmritliiai I Abrmanlil hy ilniffirl.1.. Hfiri lllttm Mfr.fH RnHMrtor, N. V 8 4w I '.'rffttirw and complete OoJrie to 1 Wwdlok, i'o,italiiii.i(, witri manr fvilirr., I ,r I. .11. .i, i. ehaiilrrai A roiup.l.i.t W'uiiiaiiliu.iil. HWrcllon ni 'AHDJ' WftS'Kffl ''"'' "I Viiitliiliy. ''i,m. tl. alumni, a.i.i.m 1.. I..I.U. a.,.i ... ...T.. A'lylM 10 wlv.a, I'riiaihiitiun, 111 rail.,., t'elrhaey anol fw.lrlmoti. rnmp.ri J. C'niRiiaal dull... Ciiiit'i-ptii, Cmi ii.m.iit, Iit. anil Ciiorl.liip, linialini.lita In Marrla... . .. "" Snl.nce i.l M'liroilurllvn. Hinal. flh! eonalilrrrd, Law ill larrla.. l,a uf llimtra, carrlllil, or in.rnad wnrtian, .ic. iiicliiilli.a li..... hi.,.i.iu tM Women, la. Ir caui-a and Irralmrak A limik fur Jitiral. and ronaldaraiarr.illni ol 0J0 ft", villi full ll.I. An. irafliil.. h mail, .aM fur SO i7ca. ll.k!.h.',r,y"t', Merllonl Adviser." OTByBhlll.,Oonurin..ilicot,Mlr.luie.V.rieone1, .lao on npermatloMicna.nexual UoMIItT, ...dim' fifTlr dL'' ,n '""""""; A.rr.lon lo Sotiflji.Oiifiuliin of li.V' P.Z'''''!lr,!'' I'll" new of.lphl, lirltrti,Mrmi,rr, liOH of S-.aal l-owrf, ale. tn.kilia M.rrl.ir. Imnnipi,' or u i i.p,, Slriiil Irr.lm.nt, anil a rr.al man. valuable rwlpt. f.,r In. rur. of all pilule dlnaJM I iZ Ua, oral SO pl.tra, do crnuv ' In? ?" ""nliopij and Womanhood, 10 mH n all Ihr.. in on. nlwljt bound volume, lTli.r eolil.ln eiM ,.r. and or.r UW llluatrallone" mhrVlna rnurtlh.llanplpufili.liid In anrothrr work. The cum. i ,'i'm '"'""'J' P"'"lr llie heal Popular MnJIc.l Look pul dialled, and lfioae dii;ll.nrd after ,uh, 1 h, llielr nionar rHimdKl. 1'lie Author I. n upertenrVd Ihy.lclaaormanyyMranrarllce.fa.lawrll kro.n.) and Ih. ailalce ai.im, and Itulre f,r irralmenl laid d.iwn.wld DJ found of (real value lo llinae ailllerli.K from Impiirltlea Sf,ih. ''!r '"-ora.liial vigor, or any ol ll.e nunier ou. trouble. CMiiln, under Hi. head of -Jirlvate" or I, "V . ,,rrir-fi",h ,lnle volume., or cnmplMe In cine, fur Price In Bl.mpi, Silver or Ourrrney. (Uoiinl. I. Hon eonSilenllal, and Idler, are pr uninly andlranklv an.weredwllhoul eharre.) Adrlreaii Dr. Butts' Dilpen ary, IS M. Slh St., SkltfuU, tie. (Eel.bllebod 1847.) (t-,,orft!i?JZ.f,'!Yn Dealers. A0ENT8 wanted. SmrfaFi tnvlles sIl parKdia aoflerlns from "V RII1TI UK lo nd him their namea and addrra.. B and hereby ...urea Ihrm lh.1 l,ry will le.rn omatlilnc lo luaut advantaee io a Truaa.-' E8TATK NOTICK.-Notlce Is hereby Riven that letters of administration on the estate y. v. luuiny. iuih 111 uiiuiuiui uiwnsiiip. rerry uo., Pa., deceased, have been it-ranted to the under. slKneil, residing in the same township. v"ioun uiiie?iii,nu fconniii esiaie arerefinesc aiu ..r inune iiiiineinaieiiayiiieiii,ann rnosenaving cUlms to present them duly authenticated for anrllainanl tn . , t TII08. W. THE8BLEB, September 2,1879.) Administrator, T718TATK NOTICE Notice laherehvolvan XjJ thattetters of administration on the estate oi imniei irortennaiiKh. late of Kye township. Perrv COlintv. Pa . riAo'H.. Iiova hau.,, or. nluH Ha rah I ortenbaiigh, residing In the same township. All persons Indebted to said estateare refines ted to make Immediate uavment and thnsehavinir clalnisltopreseuttbeindulyautbentlcatedtorjset- .ifjiurjllt. . . . BAB AH L. FORTENBATJon, Julys, 1879.J Administratrix. HflRQF Send 25 cents In stamps or currency nUllUt fr a new IIIIKHK HflllK It trunt. all diseases, has 35 tine engravings showing post tlons assumed by sick horses, a table of doses, a KIIIIK larKe collection ot valuable recipes, uuulv rules for telllnK the aueol a horse, with an engraving showing teeth of each year, and a large amount of other valuable horse informa tion. Dr. Wm. H. Hall says; "I have bought books that I p.ild 85 and f 10 for which I do not like as well as I dovours." HKNU FOR A f lK. CLLAK. AM B NTS WANTED. B. J. KEN. dall, Enosburgb Jralla, Vt. 20 ly By sending 38 cents, with age. JUDGE bight, color of eyes and hair, you fnn will recalve by return mi a Tm'iucir correct picture of your future 1UL list lit. husbandTor wife, with name, and ante of marriage. Address. W. FOX, Box 77 Fultonvllle, N. Y. Angust 26, 187H. 8m. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MORTIMER, New liloomfleCd. tMvl Meai.ailsaaafswfr.i.iatieTC an turn IM H,r.a4.avi ae kA. U Ve IHW.S srW ktaa U VM fa,V V. 4iiaJfytAW.k-ae', ipeMiM-iia m ' A Pleasant Likeness. They were looking at the lioppopntft- tniis nt the aijuarlum. BaM she, "Augimtus, dear, did you say that was a horse?" "Yes ducklo, I did; a river horse." "Well, Isn't he made up wrong, or de formed, or soniethlnif of that sortT" "Oh, no that's the only model of blood stock they have In Africa; he Isn't very pretty, is he f "Well no, not very : hut do you know he reminds me of you sometimes, Au gustus, dear?" "I Tow, dearie t When he shuts his eyes and drifts In to those delicious phases of review V" "No, you old blessing, It's when he yawns." What Nanoy Jane Said. Nancy Jane l'ratt lives with her hus band on a farm In Troquois county, Il linois. The other day she saw a man near the house with a gun and dog, and concisely requested him to "git." He answered : "Oh, you ain't In any danger; I ain't huntln' old maids." She went and got a gun too, and shot his dog dead. The man, somewhat in timidated, said : " Do you mean to murder me V" Fhe answered: " Oh, you ain't in any danger , I ain't huntln' for old fools." Just then her husband came in, and the other man left In double-quick time. No man shall ever kiss me ex cept my future husband, " she sa!d, as he was about leaving her at the gate. " "Suppose I agree to be your future" " Why, then I'll kiss you, she replied eagerly, and she did. Her mother was informed that he had proposed, and the old lady called the next day to settle mat ters, ahd before he knew It, he was eter nally hooked. It was a mean advan tage; but a bird in the hand is worth two on the front gate. (7 An enterprising superintendent at one of the Sunday Schools in St.Albans, Vt., was engaged one Sunday In cate chising the scholars, varying the usual form by beginning at the end of the cat echism. After asking what were the prerequisites of the holy communion ' add confirmation , and receiving satis factory replies, he asked, "And now, boys, tell me what must precede bap tism ?" Whereupon a lively urchin shouted out, " A baby, sir." G3 Baptist minister fishing near Cape Cod catches a strange flub., and asks of the skipper : " What manner of fish Is this, my good man? It has a curious ap pearance." " Yass 1 Only been round this year." "What do you call Hi"' We call 'em Baptist." "Why so?" "Cause they spile so quick arter they come out of the water." tyAt a legal Investigation of a liquor seizure the Judge asked an unwilling witness; "What was in the barrel that you had ?" The reply was : "Well, your Honor, it was marked 'whiskey' on one end of the barrel and 'Pat Duffy' on the other end, so that I can't say wether it was whiskey or Pat Duffy was in the barrel, being as I am on my oath." rjjr After trying in vain to start a balky mare the driver touched her flank with his lighted cigar, saying : I've tri ed all means to start her ; now 141 try to back her." Boston Com. Bulletin. The coroner's verdict was death from reaction. t2" Boy : "What are you crying for Sally?" Girl :"Cos I got the toothache." Boy : You go around to my grandmoth er. She'll show yer what to do ; she knows bow to take hers out an1 put em' back whenever she wants. Says the McGregor (Iowa) Xeum : " The weather is not only unreliable but unprincipled. Last Sunday it rained all day on a camp-meeting and shone alt day Monday on a cirrus." - ttr" I had no time to stuff the chick en, apologised the landlady to ber board ers. " Never mind, madam ; it's tough enough as it is," replied one of them. O "If there's no moonlight will you meet me by gaslight, dearest Juliana?" "No, Augustus, I won't," replied she; "I'm no gas meter." It is a mean man who would fool a fish by wearing a white choker and clerical coat when strolling along the banks of a brook on Sunday.
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