TilK TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD. PA., OOTOUKU 14. 1879. 7 Professional Curds. TK. JUNKIN, Attorney.t-t,aw, . Kew llloomlleld. lerrv Co.. Fa. a?- oiuoe Next dour to the residence ot Judge iunklu. &tt AM. MAltllEI.. Attorney-at-Law, , New liloonillelil, 1'erry county, Pa. i-tf" Ollice opposite the Mansion House. aud thrua doom east of the Post-0 nice. J EWI3 ruxxKii, ATl'OHNKY AT lAW, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO., PA. WCIalms promptly secured ootleoted Wrltiugsaud all legal business oarefullyn! tend ed to. a yi 01IAULE3 H. HMILF.Y, Attorney at Law. New HlooniUeld, Perry Co. Pa. - Ollice two door emt ol Joseph Smith's hotel. August J, 18.2. rill. A.HPONBt.EK, Attorney-at-Law, Mill u street, New llloomrleld. Perry oo., Pa. 8 3 ly WM. N. REIBEKT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtleld, Perry oo.. Pa. Bloomtleld, 8 331V. LEWIS POTTKK, NOTARY PDBLIO, New Bloom Held, Perry Co.. Pa. Deeds, Bonds, MortKaires and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn aud oertwed, will also take depositions to be reud la any court InUie United States. T 10 ly C1HA3. J.T, McINTlKB, Attorney-at-Law , j New Bloomlleld, Ferry oo., Pa. r All professional business proniptlyaudtalth fully attended to. 3 i It. ATTM. A. MOllltlSON, Y JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NewGekmantown, Perryco.,Pa. -ltomittanceswllibe made promptly lor all Collections made. 44 CHA8. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, Now BloomHeld.Peiryco.,Pa s.Onice on hlRh street. North side, nearly op posite the Presbyterian Church. 8 21y ML. LIGGETT. Attohnht-AT-Law, . Jfemporl, Perry' County. Pa. Having perm inentlv located at Newport, will give prompt and careful attention to all bus! lies matter committed to his care, tit. Ollice, No. .10 North SecondStreet. Newport, April 2." 1878. R. R. M. ALEXANDER, SURGEON DENTIST, New Bloomtleld, Perry County, Pa. Ollice on Carlisle, Bt.,one door Bouth of J. E. and Judge Junkln's law olllco. KverythlnR belong lug to the profession done In the best manner. All Wohk Wauiianted. Terms moderate. 28 0 P. BOLLINGER, M. D , having located In Newport, offers his Profes sional services to all who may need them. . Chronic diseases of every description cured. ?. Ollice In Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Street March 4. I87S. QEORGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. BLAIX, PKHltY COUNTY, PA. Special attention given to the collection ol :;lalms, and any other business entrusted to lilm will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, 19th, 1877. DEATH DEFEATED. TTIOn over 5!) vears BELLERS' LIVER PILLS C have been the standard remedy for Liver Complaints, Costlveuess, Sick Headache. Pain in Klioulders or Back, Dizziness, Coated Tongue, Fever and Ague, and all diseases arising from a deranged state of the Llveror Stomach. Thomas Adams, of Big Bandy, Ky., says: " Hellers' Pills have saved hundred of dollars In doctors' bills in tills country." B. K. SEELERS & CO., Prop' is, Pittsburgh, Pa. THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC,' For the cure of all diseases arising from Impure Blood, and for invigorating and strengthening the vital organs. Are you weak, nervous, debili tated, pale and emaciated 1 Have you lost your appetite? Have you nausea, pain In the back, &c. If so. Dr. Lldsev's Blood Searcherwlll drive out the disease and bring back the BLOOM OF HEALTH. Plfuples, Bolls. Erysipelas, Tetter, Halt Kheuin, &a are but surface indications of BloodDiseases: and Dr. Lidsey's Blood Searcher, bypuriryliig the system, softens the skin and headlines the complexion. Bold by all druggists. 1 per bottle. R. E. SELLERS & CO.. Froprle tors, Pittsburgh ,I'a (i 48 I GLD AND RELIABLE, I JDn. Santokd's . Liveb ItmoonATOn J Jis a Standard Family Remedy for , , , . . . i .4 iubcu8uboi lueuver, Htomncli jand Bowels. It is Purely vj1 Vpfffitn.hlA Tf. Debilitates It is lfa H H iCathartioand .."isj f X SiM ,. S 5 r 5 5Tonio. , 5 81 - l31 ar m b ja m ia r. p.v AO r Sill O IJMT V ?,-.0o oev: . , $ rliri,''.nu ,a -ni rvi". XJ . i 1 0"6"V 1UW i viiivpiri Invicroratoii and by the public,! lor more tlinu fl.'i vmh 5 with uuwrpcedented rpsnlfH ' SEND FOR CIRCULAR 5 Si Ti V.'i SANFORD) M ,D. , i?Jw yokSciVv? J ASV DtttUClKT MILL TELL Otl IIS IttfrriTlOX. t June 21, 1ST 9. I and MOItrillNEhibltibio luuly awl pteijily ouiaj. Fnln 1.1. No ttLI,cil)r, bud aUIDp Tor full imrltaulara. Ur. L'arliua. I AO 0. Cluk U, Lbk.jo, 1U. Ton PKINTING or every description neatly and nromuMv executed at Heasonable Kates at the BSoom.leld TluiesSteum Job Ollice. tlV . .6 ,ni n"iP,V. P oi v,e'.5. :. i 3 V1 '.of r.,0 till - M m fe ' ji ki 5 W Philadelphia Adrerttsenients Itoady Mixed Paints ! jUCAS' READY MIXED PAINTS ! NUWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PUltE READY FOR USE. l4n,iiilo Ciirtl. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF .PALM BENT BT MAIL. IT IB PUT ON LIKE OTHEK PAINT. MADE WITH LEAH AND OIL, VIZ: NICELY MKUBI1EI) OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATKH PAINT. TBY IT, Aud Yon Will Prove It to bo tho llcst Liquid Paint iu tho Market. JOHN LXJCA.8 Ac CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTUKEK8 OV Snlss and Imperial French Urcen, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c tS" For Sample Cards apply to F. Morti mer, New Bloomtleld, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. jTEIGLER & SWEARINGEN Successors to HUAFFNElt, ZIEULEK ft CO., Importers and Dealers In Iloslory, CluveN, IMbboiiN, Suspenders, THREADS, COMBS, aud every variety ol TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. W.H- KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BRITTON 5 Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 605 MARKET STREET, PBILADBLPHIA. T 1 gowER, pons & CO., BOOKSELLERS. STATIONEES, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. BLANK ISOOKM . Always on band, and niadeto Order. Noa. 531) Market and 623 Minor Streets PHILADELPHIA, PA ' ? . ALSO ' S Publishers of Sanders'NewKeaders.aud Brooks' Arithmetics. Also. Hnhert'a Hlatnrvni the UultedHtates.Foltou'sOutllue Maps, (to. LOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE ... HARDWARE HOUSE ' ' 'V f ' 1 No. 625 Market Street. Philadelphia, Fenn'a. JANNEY . &. ANDREWS WHOLESALE . GROCERS, No. 133 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., : J Wholesale Dealers! n Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, &c, ' And a One assortment ol WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 126 Market street, abore 4th, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Adrcrtlsomcnts. M. BARTLEY, 3i. g. PEirmt & co., MAKlTACTl'llEHS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN BOOTS & SHOES, St NORTn THIRD STREET. riiir.iii:MMii i. - Rperlnl attention niven to orders. June 4, 18iU.pd WAINWRIGUT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Comer ol 2nd and ArchStreet, Philadelphia Fenn'a. J. S. DOUGHERTY WITH D. J. IIOAIi & CO., WHOLS9ALI BOOT AND SHOE WAUEHOUSE, 18 MARKET 8THKKT, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JJALL, SHENK & CO., 4D5 & 407 Market Street, PJilliulclphia, (Old Stand of Barcroft & Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS IN DRY January, 1S71). GOODS, ti Red Sole Leather Depot EDWARDS & CASTLE, 88 NORTH FOURTH ST., PHIL'A. LEATHER AND FINDINGS, FM Line of Betl Phtla. (Ml and Kip, S.S C Brand, 4 3m PROF. HARRIS' RADICAL CURE TOE BPEEMATTOBHCEA. "SEMINAL PASTILLE" A V'Blllahlf Tlimn.iF H'i (einift, n entirely New ml nosliivrlyvllerf. ivclteimdy lor the ipiedjr nnu in'riMniiritt Cure o( Snmfnal tninloua ft Im potency Lv Hie onlr true way, via: Diroofe AtinKnitinn t,. l.u Ini Ha irM!c niMin-iit-u ait the Seminal voaiolc EIao uUtory Ducts. iTotrate Ulandand Urethra. TIicum plilto Itoiintyli nttcilii with no pain or liicuiiveuienc, II ti (iiiicfciy ilidilvol mill n.on iliKorlKil, tiruducinR an imincdiulo noihitiR nnj rastoratlve rftcct npun the iez ictl Mid iirrvuiu i.tL'.iniKtitiuiK wrei ktd (rom ielt-alm-4 niul I wv, iiplii lite drain Irnni the ivtem, rutor nind l hcnltii nntlaouna memory, rniovinir !l'. litiucaaofrtifiUt. Nervouii DebiUty, Confuaion cria .p. Av.-rioti toSomoty, Eio.to. anJ Hie iiipiir. iirM t jm Aiivituro old no tiimtlv nToiniKiiyii)B tliit tr.iiilt t"i I rrt.irins pi'td t t Pexu-1 Vlor, whera It hat hwu, .-ilhh ,ryeitr. l"lu inotU-uf trcalmenl hat tiumd t,.- tiii very rvYvrn env. ainl It now a ttrtHioiinroJ i UK re too miti li irecritHd In Ihf b truutilet. :nity cm briir wihifM with nt little if any 'K'jihi. Tiifta i Nhihhmp yhont tlii I'reuira i-i li-'rvn";i'i.1'tiM ! ..itivi-ly aran- Rill, Ii -lierin' ' li r- tto (hit ! It tii'Ci IM K-'iieriit lite f Imvu ilioummlfc Ut Ii id Mali U n nine, m-l It Ii now concct-d- l'i t MrJIcit l'r-f.'.Mii ,j ,0 the inovt rational v.t 'IliL-uwiTil i t riB'-li ft unit tnrtti tli verr nre. til 1, mm i alrn: l.lfll il k II 1 b(J l)f I AIM Of Ulltold TV til ) liltt'tv. n:nl l:IKiti u I n i. nni. thririM tittrann and He fo.Tl. It. i.,i tv l-n.it. i,n in I a tii''' h x, f iiou.V lit l:it ninoutli. iimI ivnt T, u in ran:.-r I mnll -.-i!. -.1 f.ir rtn. r., i..,.-- ...n..i.... . ptrctt-t :"-niii'iitriir.' In vcve-e rnna) A Three tvnvt lr ,tn llirr.i tn' i i.Mtlii. ul'Ntp.n Mni-ilon. and raiiore t if ..r. In Hip viir-t r t-v. f 7 Full DIRECTIONS ftriTf".-rwni A"rA"(viv.y i.AOli i OX, (?W l""iMjlt l'ainpilet living AnatomlealV Illustrat.utivhlttU wi.l -..i.vinr.i thoMOit vct-piical t'mt i Wry ran ha Na"ir.l to p.ifeLt inaimiM-cf, and 1 fllUnl tortt rt dut'fof lit. PanmaHf in-ver nlT-cted. W di nt Sen led fo:- ilainp t anvnm. FoM ONLY by tho HARRIS REMEDY CO. l.iF'G.CHTCMiSTfJ. MarUeUndBlli. 6ti. ST. LOUIS, MO. POUTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS No HnitftH will rlin nm,i.i,L m T.rrwa lrm. Tk, If Koutz'a Powilern ire mied In time. l'otit.-,' Powder will care ami prevent HoaCnoT.M Vowfan will prevent Oatx ia lovu ppnlly Turkeys. KputB'a Powders will Increane the onantlty of mlllr nnd cream twenty per cout, nuU make Uie butter arm and sweet. Konti's Powder will enre or prevent slmott itzbt JllsKASi thnt Horses and Cattle are heir to. JOI'TJ!' POWIKll will oivk 8atif ionow. Bold verywlier. DAVID a. YOVTIS, Proprietor. BALTIMORB, 114. Privatn lioapital, vut H.tlurk ht.,Cbloufo, ni.C-j"wotlly,atl Private, tbrniiia and Kern nle liUnawa, Comututlon frea. Ludlea aud Qentla niuD, aend on dolUr fur aamalaa of bfi rubber ri(it, and ralualiW infornimtorj Kirtna. Itellu bl Kamale Plll, 15 pr bo i. Private hnrna aod nuraa for Liutiea during ou- A now work. rl 60 aent. br ni.ll. My.t.. rtc. or 'ntiir, Fb,. olorr of M.rrUg., Or jpuit or Uener.tton. Diesn. or Youth nod U.nhu1; s weitlth or ohnlco sail T.luslil. In. rormnllun. or Ikuth! to Imi! h uxci. Nuttlttlf otr.n.lv. to food t.l aud reiloMiieDL Intor nmtlon it , n r bfnr publl.bfd. No nimily hotil.1 t. wiiliout lu Q7Ad.lrru, Or. A. O. flf.lN. -m t lark 8t. o o a m cc ea cs cc: cc: I M POUT ANT NOTICK.- The tmoserlber late or the firm ol Klioade Smith, would respectfully intorm the citizens ol BLAIN JJ1?, "'rt. that he has opened WAUON MAKLH H1IOP, anil Is prepared to make new waxona and repair old ones at short notice, and at from T E N to X HH N X V Per cent, cheaper than the old firm. WUIve me a call. Satisfaction Kuaran teed. . , . JACOB t) Alii 11. ' 7 Blaln, August 8,1867. NOTICS The undersldned citizen of Ty rone township, I'erry County, l'a., hereby gives notice to any and all persona, not to tress pas on his lands to hunt, kill or shoot any gain of any kind. Anyperaon violation the above will be dealt with apoordlng to law. August W.1S7U.) IJEUEMIAUKKCK. Wi fAlllKTY STOKE 1 llKMOVi:) TO Went End of tlie Mansion House, NEW M.00MFIELD, FA. Just Enlaryed and on Hand a New HTOCK OF DllY OOUDH, GR00EI!1E8, SI'IC'ES, TOBACCO, C1GA11H, (JUKENHVVAHE, ULASSWAHE, TIN WAUK, And a Full Variety or Notions, Ac. Also hare on Hand ALL 8TVI.ES OP PICTUKE Fit A MEN, 1UILET BRACKETS, WALL POCKETS, HATS KCKA8, SO.. &C, SO.. &0., tSO., All of which we will sell at astonishingly LOW PHICKS, To suit the times. Give us a call and save money. NO TKOU11LE TO HHOW GOODS! Country Produce taken lnTrade.-S Don't forget the place. Noy.l7.187-tf. VALENTINE BLANK. . D. I. C. Ii an Absolute and Irrealntlble core for en Tntmcnfl aTil th tiM of Oplnm, To wunro, Narcotl'rn mid HtlmnlaDta, rrnnoTlnaf all aflo.foHjrtuiflhAbitnf uHiciff anrof tlif in, ren lortntr thotflstQordofsirpfnranf of them perfr-ctlT aitmnanil tllriit.(itcr. fiivin jv..evn.a ,:. I'lTHlirrtstlhlewmtiol ot tho aobriety f them Ifc pnmnta that abwntnt yforitifnt nnA mora' pmatratlnn that follows the an4luU broaklnir ofl from using atlmulanto or iiarootlca. i pRrkar, irrrpald, to ctira 1 to 0 person. M. or at your druffirlaU, U5 per bottlo. Tamperance soHetioc ahmiM iwomraend It. It I m parfuctly harniiosa and uTMaliJiig. I Hop Bitten Mfg. Co., Rochester, N.Y. Sole Agents K TIfTt Coaarli rnm Hmrfcrnva all wtn Innuni I rynutiu. qiilfU Um) itBrroa, pruduoea rtat, aud anwJt S iww tru VUla The Ifoia Pafl for fttoinarh. Uw and Klrln. I !auiitrlnrtfj all others. Curua by abaorpUou, Itfl Th llr-p Rltlan mtg. faM of IWWW( jf. Y. mU, ........... .,,,r ,,,,p niiirrx, wnirn RrftlntK l rtM a bf Tfrrttff) nr Inlojrlrjint, but I hm fnrr t nnrl Beil JVrrfi- j i MiMiiiKi"nicuni vama aiiiuirrefadia. I FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.! as 4w BOOKSSV33LLIOfJ A l.rr. .... .,, nR,ri.,.n,. WotllOck, l-miliMFIJIi;!, Willi mail oUtrr.. tin- tuilijwtiijc clivtrrlt A nr,iM.t.li WmUIIhIi.i.iiI, Krciinf! Oi Wtfr, l.i,l..m.,-i t.t Viulnllv. 'Jm ti.rNitirii.,vtiii,t.n: S'.b S1..1 JuVnmriatl. t .iiitfn, Cfltl.o ana . iiiiur.iiiuiii. yiit.ivff 11, nu.usnai of iniiriW wornrn, elc, iitcliiiiitt Inttens" r.i-ciiU.r to wprnsn. th.lr eiuwi sntl tri'sltnrnt. A ln.nlt fur prints nd rnniid.rst.rrsitittlt olOSO imtf.'il, Kith f nil 1'isls i.n grsTitil., ltt mill, iutlol fr to ccim. .MSiP,iya.ta Mad'cal ArtvJsor," OTBrphlln LOonoi ilK.icot,ritri-turo,VKrleore1, c, alio on epermsttorhcaa. Spxitnl Debility, ami Iin potency, from N?:i-nbiiie ami ci-r.. rnit.tui; S.niinal .mmii.tn, N.-r.nii.ne... Aver. Ion to 8ociFt,Cunrii.ioii ol I(l.ai,I'lir.ii-alU. rr. UininoMol altht. DtlTOti.eMi.morr, lM" "I Suttal l'or, r, . malttiii liiarrl.lH ltupr.i,,.r OF nit happy, tliiiij 1rrtmi,r. and a jriM,t many yalualilt riyelpti f.ir lbs cure uf aU prlrals diatanf i lajui lie, ovor 0 iiliilr , M emu. "iiu .."Mortionl Arlviro," iw, V Mnliood and Womautaiiod, 0 twin, or all tltrM In otto nicely bound yolunn-, $1. 'rtiy cunliin eOOpaura and ov.r 100 llluslratioiis, o,f,r, in. e,,' lC i ""all, .'"in Hut la wjrth knoini?. st'd ..v., ....... ..u, p..,,, iuu ii, anyniner wor. 'i he runt. -IS? ,l,u'" P'Mlt!iy tlif hc.t IVpul.r Wcdloal Dunk riihliihrd, and IIi.,fO(il..iitiflrd af!r actlinK it can hay. ok r tnnni'V r.lnn.l, A. T. ...,1..1. ... . . 7 i i ... .. . i. ... t a iriBnca 1 nyilrlan of many nri practice, (a. i w,-U known.) and tli. advice jrlren, nnd lliiln for trrstntrm laid down, will be found of ureal Tsllte to thru, .nirrrit from Imnitritics Of the rr.teni. ear V error., lost .ifnr o. ...,v .. i.o pus trctililn cniiiing under lite head of Private" or Lbronlo" illseaws. Sent In .nSievolumM,oreomplele In one, lor l'rlre in tjMtnpi, Silver or Oirrrnry. ((.'oi'mil. tillou co nil, lent ial. and letter! an prompt! and Ininkiy en.weml without charjte.) Addrctfi Dr. Butts' Dispen sary, la N. 8th 61 81. Lou., Mo. (Established 1847.) yV.f'SferN'vw Dealer. AGENTSevanfed. fnuihSk,1? lnT'."!. ,". T" enflertnir nm "V KlJT'iriliO to send hlln their name, and addreii. 1 ami hereby anures them thai Ihey will learn W , souietliiiij to Uuu dvantan. flot a Truss.-' ESTATK NOTICK.-Notlce Is hereby Riven thnt letters of administration on the estate C. a. Tooiny, late ot Juniata township. Perry Co., ra., deceased, have been granted to the under signed, residing In the same township. All persons Indebted tosald estate are request ed to make Immediate payment and those having claims to present them duly authenticated for settlement to TH03. W. TREflSLEB. September 2,1879.) (Administrator. ESTATE NOTICE. Not Ice Is herebyglven that letters of administration on thA eatntn of Daniel Fortenbaugh, late of ltye township, ferry county. Pa., dee'd., have been granted to Sarah L. Kortenbaugh, residing In the same township. All oersons indebted to aatd estate arernminsteil to make Immediate payment and thosehaving clalins;topresenttheniduly autueutlcatedtor.'se t- tieiueub. SARAH L, FOKTENBAUGH. July 8, 1879. Administratrix. HflRCP Send 25 cents In stamps or currency llUIIOk fr a new HDKSK Htlllk' It. tranta all diseases, has 35 tine engravings showing posi tions assumed by sick horses, a table of doses, a RlllIK lara collection ol valuable recipes, uuul rules for telllnn the aeeof a horse, with an engraving showing teeth of each year, and a large amount of other valuable horse Informa tion. Dr. Wm. H. Hall says: "I have bought books that I paid 85 and 10 for which I do not like as well as I dovours." 8KNU FOR A CI It. CULAU. AGENTS WANTED, II. J. KKN. DALL, Enosburgh Falls, Vt. 20 ly By sending 35 cents, with age, hfght, color of eyes and hair.you will receive by return mail a correct picture of your future JUDGE FOR J ULltSlXl. hiLsband or wife, with name, and date of marriage. Address. W. J-'UX, Box 77 l ultonvllle, N. Y. Angust 26, 1870 . 3m. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW ST0RE.R00M. JT. MORTI3IEE, ' Neiv ISloomfieid. V.U.aWaUt'HrMMsMllei. WtHt)eaaaMMstrtl. A'lvli'f to with, I'r,i,t,ii,t,..n. Hi i.u,,-,, Culflisuy and M.trimonv roinp.rrtj, CVnj(itB.il tliitt,., Curicrptioii, Cun Bii.niFnt, Iov still L'iiurt.liii, liiipnlimrntiluMiirri,!.. Itimslt stttl t.ttts!, Attt'tiu ,it it. i.ti(luclit.n. Sinttle Ji( eoTtiill.,.ll. I-.WOf Matrix, 1 ItU .. i : -ViT -aaN j CS. DVKEo'BEAUp ELIXIR WW m R-J If you are going to raise ol'ad, jilunt tliera In roc. - - Uiirltwari because George Washing ton could not tell a lie, says a fiirmer, that Ills father never sent him Into town with fresh egga. f3" A Mobile paper describe a young lady with hair "as black as a raven's." The ravens weren't wearing any hair to speak of last summer, but we suppose the style has changed this year. fcy When you have allowed a man to employ your knife to pare a peach, you shouldn't confide to him the secret that the particular blade he used is a ripper to trim corns. Somehow, It makes him wish he hadn't eaten the peacb. aJ-3T One of a party of six Boston boys who are spending their vacation at Kennebunk sent the following express ive letter: "We dug a wood-chuck out of his hole, it was a skunk ; we slept in the barn that night." OsF" Healthy here'"' asked a visitor who was prospecting in the nelgborhood of Denver, Colorado. "Stranger, yes," was the reply ; "ten years ago we had to kill two old men to start this cemetery." CaT " What does 12mo mean ?" asked a pupil of her teacher, a few days since. " 12mo ; why don't you know what that means y It means .the same as d&weekly. Haven't you seen It in ad vertisements in a newspaper ?" A man asked for admission to a show for half price, as he had but one eye. But the manager told told him it would take him twice as long to see the show as it would anybody else, and charged him double. OS" "My son," said an American fa ther, "how could you marry an Irish girl?" "Why, futher," said the son, "I'm not able to keep two women if I'd marry a Yankee girl I'd have to hire an Irish girl to take care of her." y A Detroiter cured a long and severe attack of neuralgia by falling down stairs. That's nothing. Some years ago a Norrlstown youth was cured of a bad habit of swearing by falling off a cherry tree. Not a single oath has escaped his lips since. The fall broke his neck. 5T A fashionable visitor thus address ed a little girl : How do you do, my lit tle dear?" "Very well, I thank you," she replied. The visitor then added, " Now, my dear, you must ask me how I do." The child honestly replied, -'i don't want to know." fif Gideon Cook was a preacher, was a man very eccentric In speech, even to his last earthly moments. A few hours previous to his death, his brother, also a preacher, came to his bedside, and in quired, "Do you think you are dying, Gideon V" And the reply, sharp and quick, came" Can't tell ; never died before." Seven young ladies received the degree of A. B. at Northampton recent ly. "But," says the Lowell "Courier," " how can a young woman be a bach elor V" Pshaw ! A. B. don't mean that in a lady's diploma. It means " after bachelors," and signifies that the young lady that received the degree Is qualified for matrimony. T " What's orbs, Sallie ?" " Orbs ? why, as to how, Maggie ? Who said so?" " Well, you know that city chap as was sparking me last night, an' he look ed me square in the face, and sung out ; 'Ob! if I could always bask in the effulgence of those bright orbs.' " " Humph 1 I guess that must be what they call eyes that squint, but what do you suppose he wanted of a basque ?." 63T He called on her one evening last winter, about ten o'clock. The con versation began to lag. She, unfortu nately, was a little deaf in her off ear. " Do you like to ride horses ?" said he. "Oh," cried she, with great anima tion, "I could live steely on fried oys ters." Then he tore his hair and rushed madly into the street, and knew her no more. " I say, Maud," said a young man to a young woman, "really, old girl, you know you ought to bounce that old woman that you have to open the door and do chores. She takes snuff and talks like a magpie, is altogether revolt ing." "I know I ought to, but then, you see its diAleult to do it. She's my mother. However, I'll gi e her a talking to."
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