THE TIMES, NEW ItLOOMFIELD. PA., OCTOBER 7, 1879. 7 .riofcHsionftl Curds. JK. JUNKIN, Attorney-at.Law, , New Hkomlleld, Pertyco., Pa. Oiloe Next dpnr to tUe residence oljudge Junklii. ' 4011 AM. MAKKKL. Attorney-at-I.aw, ( New Blooiutteld, ferry county, Pa. iT Oillce opposite the Mansion House, aud iilima diors east of the Post-0 dice. J KW1S rol'TKU, ATTOUNKV AX LA.W, NltW BLOOMFJELD, PERRVCO.,PA. ir-Claims promptly secured onlleeted Wrltlngsand all legal business carefullyattend. -edto. a JTl Oil AKLES U. HMILRY, Attorney at Law. New liliiomllplil, Perry Co. P. -0111jb two doors ea ot Joseph Smith's hotel. August 2, 1872. MTM. A.BFON8LEK, Attorney-at-Law, VY omce adjoining his residence, ou Hast Main street, New Bloomlleld, Pon y oo., Pa. 8 II ly XITM. N. HK1BERT, Attorney-at-Law, Vy New Bloomlleld, Perryoo.,l'a. UloomHeld.S33lT. LEWIS PUTT KB, NOTABT PUBLIC, New Bloom. Held, Perry Co., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds ot Pension and Bounty papers drawn aud eerti lied, will also take depositions to be ret.d in any court In the United States. 7 10 ly HAS. J. T, McINTIttE, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld, Perry eo.. Pa. mw All professional business promptlyaudfalth ully attended to. 3 2 1 v. WJI. A. MOItltlSON, .1 UHTICK OK TH K PE ACE and (1 EN ER AL COI.I.KCTOIt, NewGeiimantowh, Perry co ., Pa. Wltemlttanceswlllbe made promptly for all Collections made. ' CU AH. A. BAKNICTT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld. Perry co., Pa HOlllce on high treet. North side, nearly op posite the Presbyterian Church. . 3 21y ML. LIUJEIT. Attiknut-at-Law. Newport, Perry County. Pa. Having permanently located nt Newport, will Hive prompt and careful attention to all busl liess nutters nominitred to his care. oillce, No. i North SeeoudStrcet. Newport, April 2? 1S78. D K. U. M. ALEXANDER, .S VII GEOX DENT IS T, New Bioomtleld, Perry County, Fa. Olllee on Carlisle, Kt.,one door South of ,f. K. aud Judge Junkln's law oillce. Everything belrtng Ing to the profession dune In the best manner. Am. Wobk Wabkasteu. Terms moderate. 23 0 P. BOLLINGER, M.D, kavlnn located in Newport, offers Ms Profes Ioniil services to all who may need them. Chronic diseases of every description cured. . Olll se In Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Btroct March . 187. QEORGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. IILAIN, PEllltY COUNTY, PA. Special attention given to the collection of jiaims, and any other business entrusted to him will revive promnt attention. Charges moderate. April. 19th. 1377. DEATH DEFEATED. T71 311 over 50 years SELLERS' LIVER PILLS 3 have ben the standard remedy for Liver Complaints, Costiveness. Hick Headache. Pain In Shoulders or Bick, Dizziness, Coated Tongue, l'"ever and Arue. and all diseases arising from a deranired stte of the Liver or Stomach. Thomas Adams, of Bi Sandy. Kv, says: "Sellers' Pills have saved hundred of dollars In doctors' bills In this country." K. K. SRtCLEliS & CO., Frop'rs, Pittsburgh. Pa. THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC. For the cure of all diseases arising from Impure Wood, and for invigorating and strengthening the vital organs. Are you weak, nervous, debili tated, pale and emaciated T Have you lost your appetite? Have you nausea, pain In the back, &c. If so. Dr. Lldsov's Blood Searchorwlll drive out. the disease and bring back the BLOOM OB" HEALTH. Pimples, Soils. Erysipelas, Tetter, Halt Kheum &c, are but surface indications of Hi, rod Diseases: and Dr. Lldsey's Blond Searcher, byputirylng the system, softens the skin and beautifies the complexion. Sold by all druggists. 1 per bottle. R. E. SELLERS & CO.. Proprle. tors, Pittsburgh ,Pa G 48 1 OLD AND RELIABLE, I JDb. ' Sanford's . Liver Ixtcoorato s$ 2 u obiuiuuru r amuy xtemeay lor i J Cathartic andj ionio. Ii ' 1ST-. 1 J V , 8 .1 Xl t. VJ I 11 -iv V?..m&iuBH-,0 i 0 0- aV. V.rtV S .9 -1 ft vvo,V - t.lU yfl ' i r- i U0. VT! S 1 11 1 1 fSr Invigoratorj il l P': w.- m-ostj my practice? r m and by tho public,' I S i i)r more than 33 yeurs JiJJS i wH'i uupreceaenteu results.? J-' SEND FOR CIRCULAR.' S. T. V. SANFORD, M.D., iTlvv3 J AM lIKK.UlsTlVn.LTtLL VOI ITS l!EI-rT4T10S. June 21, 5s7!. 0P!U tod MOIM'IIINEh.bllihio luu.'y and Spnt'ilily ourttil. Pmid lfil. Ko putliuitf. brad ttKuip for full prlioijlar. lir, I'atUoa, fa . tlaik 6U. Cl.ic.,0, 111. TO B P It I N T I N O of evary description neatly land tiromoMvoxuted at lteasonahle Kates at the BlooinlleM Time Steam Job Oflloe. 5 74 W W Philadelphia Adrei tlsemeiilh LUCAS' READY MIXED PAINTS ! NOWATER.NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PU11K Olli lAIAT, HEAVY F OK USE. SO BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF PALNT BENT BT MAIL. ITIH PUT ON LIKE OTllEll PAINT. MADE WITH LKAD ANhOlL. VIZ: NICELY MKUHHKI) OUT. NOT PLOWED ON LIKE WAT Lit PAINT. TR-y IT, And Ton UMI Pi ovh It to Ito the Host Liquid I'uint In the Market. .JOIIIV MJCAH cSi CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURED OP Swiss and Imperial French Urrcn, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VAUXI3IIE3, &c EIGLER&SWEARINGEN' Successors to SIl AFFNEK, ZIEOLER & CO., Importers and Dealers In ' Hosiery, (J loves, 9lhloiis, .SuwpcsKlcrH, THREADS, COM US, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No. 36, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, J'ENN'A J Agents for Lancaster Combs. W.H. KENNEDY WITH TRIMBLE, BR1TTON & Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 605 MARKET BTREET, PHILADELPHIA. 1 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., ' BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS. IH AXK HOOKS Always ou baud, and madtto Order. Nos. S30 Market and 523 Minor Btreeta PHILADELPHIA, PA ALSO M. Publishers of Banders'New Headers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's lilstoryof the UnltedStates.Fulton'nOutllne Maps.&o. JLOYD. SUPPLEE & WALTON WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE No. 625 Market Btreet. Philadelphia, Penn'a. JANNEY & ANDREWS , WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 133 MARKET ST., Philadelphia. QRAYBILL & CO., Wholesale Dealt-rsln Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting, Twines, &c, And a One assortment pf WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. (20 Market street, above Uh, PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia Adrortisonients. M. BARTLEY, WITH 3L G. PEirint tfc CO., rnAKU'FAC'TUHEnS AND WHOLESALE DEALKltB IN BOOTS 8c SHOES, 81 NOKTII THIRD BTREET, I'lllLADCLriUA. 4-Hieelal attention Riven to orders. June 3. lsTD.pU WAINWRIOHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street, Philadelphia Penn'a. J. S. DOUGHERTY W1T1I D. J. HOAR & CO., WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE W A 11 EH 0USE, Ult! MAllKKT 8TI1KET, Philadelphia, Penn'a. JjallTshenk & cb 405 & 407 Market Street, IMillatlelphia. (Old Bland o( Barcroft &Co.,) WHOLESALE DEALERS DRY GOODS. January, 1ST1I if lied Sole Leather Depot EDWARDS & CASTLE, 33 NOUTII FOURTH ST., TIIIIA. LEATHER AND FINDINGS, Full Line of Jleat Phlla. CM and Kip, E.tk C. llrantl, 4 am PRC.7. HARRIS RADICAL CURE rOH SPESMATTOEECEA. "SEK9BNAL. PASTILLE" A VnttinMf Dlncoverr otnl Nrwli ittitiIMf in Miti )fii I Ht.-iciicc, nii rntlrt-ly Nuw mid iMmitivi'!yfllt't t ive Iteinedy ir llu- fp.fijjr mill pt-rniniifiit Cure vt Beminal Eniiiona & Impotency liv the only , true wny, vis; Direot - : r;; ; Aijpucaiion i im- prm- I11 tt pii-Hin niHu )M inm Hie Seminal VeBieles J3Jao 11I itorv Uiu-t.l roitrftte Ulandainl Urrthra. Tiie ura j'I'hn It-iiK-ily it B'tet-.tttl Willi im pkln ur lmiivvitiiic. It is i'i,-y.v iiiltvci imhI fonii flmurhcil, pruiliicinif au imincUftto fOnihSnn Mul ri'ilortlive rfti'rl iiikjii the Jei (i nl in I IHTVOU4 or mi.uuiiim rrt'kil Irmn cli-nlu-t r .1 . fhipphi llmdrnln Irnin the nv-tcm, n-Plur- I 1 iht'lliHTiiUJi iif doiind memrrv, remuvine f" I)ti:iMn f-f Hlr:b. Kervoutt Debility," Confusiou t.(1 I 1Av.'i-.f.titori(,eiety, Kro.Etc.niiillln-ofiHar- T J'-inii'iiro old URO iifnally net iparvintf tliit tr iu 1 , 1 -i l p';rfi i t f cxi 1 nl Vijror, wiicie U liai I ' ' t i -ryiviM. tiMhicuf tn utnmiil lias tUml ti-'l '. ! 1 v -y in; vera enm-. ru la now a tmu'iiimn-J " tn "' il I. . tion. t tio t: yfir4 ; 01 1 i-l l.r iir-rt nrri k imii lt nr.i-rihrt in Urn tri-iihln, t.iity u-in lirnr wifne lis v-hli but liit e it any ': !- Tln-rn 1 1 Ml N..i.rn,' nlKint thil I'rrpara. ; i -il o'iv--l-i,-i.i-t.-vnl,..Mii.. p... tivi-lv 1'iinrnn i'w II Hvoii,ni3f.i-t nn. Dutii.K iho cIkM t it l.aitr-nin p-itiTiil irf vi l.av tiiihiHitmU uiiVi n tft ii vnlur, i.i -l It U i mw wiuhm l-ftiiili.-al rri-f.-ipii.il .i ,q if, ,lhltt mdfinat 1111'n m 1 HiJtfj.vnM ni roai-ii'-i' pt-ii I in in id in very prev alrin t;-i .'h: ml it well V tuiwn l hit Hit- 1 aux ut untn!rl 1 , nnnv, ami 1 r.n i v 1 quneka pn v with tririrt. mi-lrmns inn! Lifi-o .T! ): nt Iy 'put up Inn- l t, fi'inn'i li 1nt h ! aenl iiini'lnin wrnji . r if mn.l r -il I ..r lp O.-'JVo 1-iti-n. (ut!1rient to en, l.if-i.iMtci trur-i tl in hiv. t-' v-th efi Thne boxt-i !, In i!,ri.i til l.iin,i.v.MM.Mi.ifni.. nml resropM .!-, l i wii'-tr !. 4 7. Full pXit20TION8 fof"'" ' vIH i -y l-I.At ! i OX, (S-fi U.ir a Hnrr1;itiro l't.iiipi. t flvlntt AnatnmlfalV JI!n-:-rif1.jii-,Hhii !i Mr i.l i-itMiiit j t'm i,,Mt .v. ptiL-al tSnt tVy ft t rovr -.l tJ p-it.-rt l.inir .L and B nti 'l lorl'tfl ln!ir nf lt- hj-i" n It ut'" iitr- ctetl. W nt 8'ale(ll'oritainp t nnvr.i t. H oTI Y ly tlto ' HARRIS REMEDY CO. I, ;Ffl. CHEMISTS, rVtarkelandlUli.Sli. CT. LOUIS, MO, " FOUTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS lAlir nr nrananr Tlliaa.u No IToTtflH will ctle of Colki. Hon s or Ltjho Fm- Tkr, If KntiU's Powilorsre uert In tlnin. 1-outz's Piwtlvps will cure n(( prevent Hoo Cholera Koutz'B Powdori will provoui GjUk m fowl, v- pprlnlly Turkeys. Fouu's Powdei-s will Incretuie the qnnntltr of milk nn.l ere .mi twenty pat ctuiU, aud make Uio butter firm and sweet. Foni2 Powrtors will enre or prevent itlmOBt stxh7 Dihrahr tlmt HnreiiBand Cattle aro heir to. YOVTZ'H PoWDKIta WILL tiiVS SATIUr ACTION. Sold overywliore. DAVID X. rOTJTB, Proprietor, BALTIMORE, lid. Private Hoipltal. XUt S.Clt.rk St.,i:iiioiiv, 1". 0 T&pttlalty.ail I'rlvnte, Cbrnuio ami Kent a la DiHenui, CoiiNultatlna rrn. I.wlins and Onnlle mm, Mtn't one tlolUr for snniples of hi rubber r-vmIi, ami valuable in form at ton h Xr'i. Itt-llu. ble Kwiuaic HHli, iwr box. Prtvitte hoirnt and nuns (or Ladles durlag oon- A mw work, price Mt eviu tiv niNll. Xrxt' rics or NiHure, Ph.in. olniry of M nrri ago, Or Knns nf (Irimratlon, Dl-u'AM of Youtli ami llauhoixl ; a woiilth of eh -W ami valuable in formutiini, of liitTiat to htub uxet. Nothing otreimhe tn (tond UW ami rt'tinemcuu Infor. uiatifn never be In re mitili'tiuil. No family should he wtilmui it, 0"7-,',lr'"' "r- A. 0. f,T, '.'(It Clark St. EE? 3 CO o Mi o fxs CD IMPORTANT NOTICE The mibscrtber late of the firm of lihoiule 4 bmlili, wouUl retfpetstfully inftirm the citizens of RLAIN Hiitl vlnliiity. that he ha opened a WAGON M aKIlU SHOP, and la preparrl to make iuw watEouH and repair old ohhs at Hhort notice, mid at from TKN to TWKNXV per cent, cheaper than th old hnn. JVGive me a call. Satisfaction uuaruntHed. JACOB HiVUTil. r Blaln,August8t1867. , . , NOTICK. Tho undernlpned citizen of Ty rone towiiHhlp. Perry County, Pa., hereby given notice to any and all ptrpous not to trenv Phhh on hi laud to hunt, kill or tdtoot any gamn of any kind. Any Hron vloUtlug the above wilt be dealt with nccordlnu to law. August 187U.J fJKllEMIAII KECK. Wit fAUIETY STOltE! iiriovi: to West End of tlie Mannloo. llome, KKW BLOOMFIELD, PA. Just Enlarged and on JIamd a New HTOCJC or DllY GOODS, OBOCF.ItlEa, SPICES, TOBACCO, CIGARS, QUEENSWA HE, GLASSWARE, TINWARE, And a Full Variety ot lUUons, 4c. Also have on Iland AtL STYLES OP PICTURE FRAMES, lilt AUK ETa, WALL POCKETS, HATS UCKAS, ffcC., &C. &C. SC., &C, All of which we will aell at astonishingly LOW PRICES, To suit the times. Give us a call and saveinnnnv. NO TKUUIILB TO SHOW OOOD8! W. Country Produce taken In TraUe.t Don't forget the plaee. N0T.l7.1R78-tf. VALENTINE BLANK. D. I. C. Is m nbftnlulu ad Irrcslntlble core for I WjnItitfimnenuirorind tho tio of Or1tJTn,To-l Jiattte, (paliTj(Lndhiibit(if Msiii(f but of thmn.ren- i lur-nuf tJM uuio or upsirv rnr any nt tf icm perrccll v I'KMOIW nltll (lIxotlMf Ititf. i:vha nrnrvnua lurfui'i nni.t im-slstllilffonntr.il tt llttt anUttLtv !... i nclves and their frluudd. nproKtratfnn that follows the middeu brcaldugoll Rukfl. TrrTml(l. tn rnir 1 tn ft nnnnni i rourtlruKKiHtri, si.76 per bottlo. j !ls periuutl Unnnleaa and ubvuMuUIiik. I Hop Bi Iters Mfg. Co., Rochester, N.Y. Sole Agents TP(wntnmit1 If Ti i j ii np nojrn ;nrjp nrrcrrrra nil jmm, lonwnatrv i SrouLrh. nuiitui thu ilitthh. nrudu!i-a rKt. ntul w.w.?i y t'aild to euro. The lion Vm9 for Stomnrh. T.Ito nnA in.1n E jjliaopirlnrtonlloHiers. Curuu bjf absorption, lig The llnp flHIrrfl Hf. Co., of Rprhwrlrr, Jf . Y. mh we !(irtliwttrpmwlH-. Rlrotliti H-p Ilitii-M, wl.I.h nrhiri'l itfflw n biivtrJ'vtnli .tlfTitit.feiltlhi' l'urctn:nl Uftl Medi -J i'm aror uiiulo, makiiiif mora cures Ihna r1 (other retMiliam. I is-t t a s r-t a . . I jrutt OHLr. d T all uKUGGISTS ii i riiuiiiiiniiMmi wiiiiniiawiiwi 38 ivr IL ('' '' fii O-x , v itiu-j, man f:' : : rtiiii;iciit ctiiini. I, r ni-tii'm oi frttn--v,?,Y-''Vii i.v.iK- I . . !i,i Trtn- Ei ir",i O'lCi'-J )'...! h'-i.i i nii.ftil. niUAi . A:..J. :., Miti.ilv n v.-. a-n, cue Ptiit If iviim ui, Aii lr i. !t-.i;., A'Uh v j. htil'!t!ii, A'lvi- to unci, 1 1 I.' i ni ii'it, i i trwf. Ci'itiity nntl JUtr.l.i our rntilj't: 1. (.-"., II?,. I I if t ,..j. C-'H-ll'ifiiiciit, 1,-ivi- ni l Ciirti.iii, Jtiitlnnfiitii iu jiirnnir", lit inn ' mi i t,-mi:t ftn iKi i.l J4. i'i..,m ti"1t. Pit vr fite coni(.-r. .l, Mwul M:ini..;r, .ir of Jiv ri c. J..T,r r ' 7li t of inirril i-ni-n. r-r., i.u Mi.lin-; l.a.'n- ,.tu:itr to nrl rtni'i uiiium, nirir ip nt fa t-u tri-ntmrii;. A i . ii.r tnrt ina:l, cr.-..i' I .f f0 CcntJ. onByphtVft.Mon.i rut' i tiu-t', tn rutin ei'rtrvl4, Ac, no Hrrriiiftt fi5rht(i.PTunlD, bltity, aiitl Jm tootency, f;m Sf.l-il.u-o m- Lxvw t. fauaht: Seminal J-.inti;tih. N r.nnniM, AT- rfou to riofirrv,itr:iiti'i ol Jilrni, rh-y,i, j ,, ny, l)U,uvtut niulv. luu t livef l.-nmrT, ni Si'Liitl I'fur-r, Mi'. iMiiKiiitf ttMrrinp liiinniiMT or mihnprty, frfrln trfnMiifiit, nml n irr.-nt tinny nitwit!' rt'.-ipls fur Ilia vnre of nil pmatc diatiuMi iaui IUi over J jin.', M icu:. lfrriiw n "-onttoo't nmt Wm.t.-ultrrtfl, 1 cwtbi rf ftli tlirep iti i-iiO nit-civ liuinitl rnlumi, Tiny ti.Mnin et'O jiovm nml fiwr Itiu Jimritriiti"n, m1imh1 cverv tiiltio; mi the ni-ncrniWe 7ifin t'.t Ii w,r;li kuuwinir, nnd niui-h tlmt in not pitlilij-lnil in otivi-tlirr r-vr. 'I'm coin bi.i.;rt volume is iiuiitivt-ljr tlie r..p.(lnr MhIU-hI lUvk fninliftltcd, iiiU!ioicillF(itir.tl -i nfror Killing it rim have liflr innruy rndmil'-il. TlmAuthor ! nn Tpf floiiocd J'ityflcliin if iimny jvntB yritrticc, (nuti w,';i Itunvn.) end thr ndvice ptvon, nnd Jltiloi f..r trfahitcut lni.1 d.urn, will tic round Brent value to tlmiic niilkTiiiK frum lniuriilti of tlicyt.m, r rlyrrrorr.1n.it vior, or Any fit tin- imiutr pn i troubles funiiiin iiimIit ti.; Inntl ut rrivatd" or Chronlo" elirn-e. Sent In pitipu" vn'mw. or coinpif ta In one, hr J'riiv In Ktnrnna, flilvrr or Cnrn-niy. (C'oikiiU Utloii contl.leiitinl, tint k-tti r urn pr. tup'lv nnfl lrnWly nwfd without chnrpp.) AOilrrasi Or. Btitfi' Diftpeir tary, 13 N. &tli St.. St.Louii, Mo. (EutablinbOd 1847.) UTfor said by Mews Deolert. AGENTS wanted Vft-V1.. ,a ,nTlie? Prsonii mtbrlnf from III IT! HI, to tend him their namca aud addrrm, unu iMTfiiy amirei incut mat they will Irani omcLhiiiK to Uioix advmutne.- Not a Trust, E STATU NOTICE. Notice Ishereby Riven Miat letters of administration on the estate C. S. Tooiny, lute of Juniata township. Perry Co., Pa., dooeased. have been Krantel to the under signed, residing in the same township. All persons Indebted tosald estate are request ed to make immedlntepayment and those having claims to present them duly authenticated for settlement to TH03. W. TRESSLER. September 2,1879. Administrator. ITISTATKNOTICK.-NotlcelsJierebyglven Id that letters of administration on the estate ni Daniel Korteubatigh, Into of Rye township. Perry county. Pa., deu'd., have been granted to Sarah L. Fortenuaugh, residing in the same township. All persons indebted to said estatearerennested to make Immediate payment and those having clalmslto present them duly authentlcatcdfor'set- uemem. SARAH L. FORTHNBAUGH. July 8, 1879. Administratrix. UflRQC Send 21 cents In stamps or currency nUllOt for a new 1IOKSE BOOK. It treats ail diseases, has 35 tine engravings showing pol tlons aoiumed by sick horses, a table of doxea, a Kill Ik arge collection oi vaiuaoio reuipes, UUUIX rules for telling the ace of a horse, with an engraving showing teeth of each year, and a large amount of other valuable horse Informa tion. Dr. Win. H. Hall says: "I have bought books that. I paid 15 and 810 for which I do not like as well as I do yours." HENU FOR A CIK. CULAll AUENT8 WANTKD. B. J. KKN DALL, Kuosburgh Falls, Vt. 20 ly BysendingW cents, with age. JUDtaE hlKht, color of eyes and hair. you Id if will reoolve by return in' I a correct picture of your future lOLJisLLt. luisband or wife, with name, and d i'o of marriage. Address. W. FOX, Box 77 Vultonvllle, N. Y. An;;ust2ii, 1870. 8m. A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HARDWARE, IRON & STEEL WILL BE FOUND AT OUR NEW STORE-ROOM. F. MOIiTIMElt, New liloomfield Our Stock of NEW GOODS for Men's Wear is complete. , rricesirom izceuisup. F. MORTIMER. New Bleomneld.Fa f-irBe Blired and Bell high, for on these two commandmentB linng All the law and the proft ta. rA Miss Wheat. In Indiana, was thtedied the other day by a man whose Weat-heart she had ceased to be. e3r"How lie One Her" is the title of a love story. We suppose he told his passion four her, truthfully two her. It doesn't do to look squint-eyed nt a man with a pistol In Texas unless you prefer to look like a porus plaster. JT A wag who hnd lent a minister a horse that had run away aud thrown the clergyman, claimed credit for spread ing the gospel. 0""Look heah, nig, now what you know "bout med'clne'r"' paid an unas suming darkey to a pompous buck who was expostulating on his skill ns prac ticing physician. What I knows "bout med'clne?" he replied, "I knows all dah Is 'bout med'clne. Jess as If I didn't took keer Doc. Yandall's howea in LoulBvllle fur foah yeahsl" This set tled all further dispute. Don't let the butcher wrap your purchases In printed paper. A Hock- land man bought a pound of steak and carried it home in a political paper. The meat became so infected with pure extract of lie that it had to be used to make soap with. Hockland Courier. Popping. " I rather like this soda,after all," said John Henry to Julia, as he drew his nose out of the tumbler and wip d the froth oil". " Soda I," said Julia, " but 1 like bot tled soda water best ; it is soda-light-ful." "Why, sodearV" said John Henry. " Because," explained the charmer, instead of being only a fizzle, It pops so nicely." Henry took the hint, and that eve ning he popped the question. No fiz zle about him. A " Good ' Un " From A Lady. , As I was passing along Fourth Street, the other day, I happened to meet a lady friend who had just returned from the country, and into the city. I notic ed that her fuce was bronzed by the sun a little, but none the worse for her bright and good looks. Her name was Catharine, and for beauty and sweetness I used to call her "Kate." " Why, Kate," says I, " you have been so long in the country that you begin to look a little banwn, as if you had been some what oxydizedl" " Yes, that's a fact," said she. " I have really been so long in the country. I have been rusticating so much that I much fear that you will have to look upon me for a while, at least, as rusty Kate!" "So, you predi-catel" (pretty Kate) said I, and she smiled at first, and then laughed outright and said : " I don't prevari-Kate, though." Cincinnati Sat urday Night. How He "Livened It Up." There was a compositor not only, discharged from the San Jose (Cal.y Herald the other day, but also fired down four flights of stairs by the in furiated foreman of that admirable journal. It seems that the typo was requested to "liven up" a certain speech delivered at the Worklngmen's State Convention, held at that town, with the usual marks in parenthesis. The "jour" who was carrying a little more beer than was necessary, just then got hold of the wrong proceeding causing the eloquent resolution of Mr. Van Arman, referring to the death of a member, to read something like this: "Whereas, It pleased Divine Provi- . dence to remove from our midst our beloved comrade Azarlah McMuck (loud applause), who has been cutoff in the flower of his usefulness (laughter) and promise, It is Resolved, that we tender to his bereaved family (cheers) and friends our sincere sympathy in their hour of afllictlon (cries of 'Put him out,' and 'order') and assure them that while we humbly bow to the will of (a voice, 'Three cheers for Kearney') Heav en, lament our departed brother (roars of laughter), a fellow citizen of enlight ened mind, statesman-like views (cries of 'Oh! shut up! Let's adjourn I') and broad and generous sympathy for hU kind. (Terrific cheers.) He is not lost, but goue before (derisive cries 'Oh ! cheese it, and continued laughter') etc. In fact, the McMuck widow is hunting for that unfortunate printer yet, and cherishes the conviction that he is still hiding in the hills. " , :
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