MMMMWMI4 THE TIMES, NEW BL00MF1EL1). PA., JANUARY 7, 1879. 1 ProfcHHlonnl Cards. JK. J UN KIN. Attnrnpy-at-I.RW, , Nw lllomnllelil, 1'nrrjr Co., P. r omca Next door to tlis residence ot Jiul Juukln. tf AM. MARKEIi. Attorney-tit-Law, , Nhw llliiiiinMi'lil, 1'iM iy cniintv, Til. i-Or OtTloe rllroctly opposite tlia Post-OUlce, nd adjolulng tbs Mansion Home. T BAV1S l'Oi'TKIl, ' ATTOIINKY AT J.AW, NEW MiOOMKIKl.l), PK1UIY CU.,rA. Atflnlma nrnmntltf Npnurprl nolleptfld Writing mid all legitl bualiienn carefully attend- ea to. di yl c 111 AHI.KH H. HMft.KY, Attorney at Law. J nww iiHHiniiitiiu, ini; w. T ...a.-- l&l. , . II L-... I. If toll V. UUllin Wil li J. A. IHI iim.i., r,-.'., ' .,.. Htrnut, north side, nearly opposite the Presbyte rian (Jhuroli. August to, 1H7U. "irM. A.HPONHI.KK, Attorney-at-I.aw, W ontee adjoining Ills residence, on Kasl Main street, New Uloonilleld, Perry oo.,Pa. 321y JOHN O.SUATTO, Burneon nentlst. New Uloonilleld, l'erryoo.,Pa. All kinds of Mechanical and ttmgloal Dentistry done In the best mauuer, aud at reasonable oris.mce at tilB residence East ol the Robinson House, and opposite Win. A.Hponsler'i Lawotllue. 117 "lirl. N. B1UHKUT, Attorney-at-l.aw, VV New Uloonilleld, Perryco., Pa. Bloomlleld, 3 33 1y. , LEWIS POTTER, NOTARY HIBLIO, New Bloom, field, Perry (!(., Pa. Deeds, Bonds, MertmiRBS and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgement taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be rer.d lu nnvoour't In tlie United States. 710ly CIIAH.J.T.MoINTIKK, Attorney-at-Law. New Uloonilleld, Perry Co., Pa. -All professional business prompt 1 audlalth tully attended to.-3 a 1 v. "ITTM. A. MOIUMSON. ' ... W JUHTIOKOKTIIK PKAdK and (1KNKRAL COI.LICCTOll. NEWtiRKMANTOWN, Perryco., Pa. -Uemlttnnceawlllbe made promptly for all Collections made. " 0HA8.A. BAKNKTT, Attorney at Law, New Bloointleld.l'erryco.,Pa rtuOffloe on high street. North side, liearlyop poilte the Presbyterian Church. 8 21y ML. LIGGETT. Atti)KNiiv-at-Law. , ATewioH, l'erry Counlv- Pa- Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt aud careful attention to all busi ness matters committed to his care, a. Olllce, No. Sit North Second Street. Newport, April 2l 1878. jCHARD L7 MAGEE, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, W-Olllce at his residence, in CENTRE TOWN SHIP, Perry County, Penn'a., one mile South of New Bloomlleld. 10 3 0 P. BOLLINGER, M. D , having located In Newport, offers Ills Profes sional services to all who may need them. Chronic diseases of every description cured. ftVOrtlce in Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Street March 1, 1878. G EORGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. BLAIX, PERHY COUNTY, 1A. Special attention given to the collection of ilafins, and any other buslnesH entrusted to 111 in will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, 19th, 1877. VfTATCHMAKER & JEWELER. CEO. C.HENRY, Watchmaker and Jeweller, No. 20, Carlisle St., New Bloomlleld Pa. ltepalrlng of all kinds well and promptly done. JEATHER THE subscriber has now on hand at LOW JPKtCES, Good Sole Leather, Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F, Mortimer, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. American and Foreign Patents. GILMORK & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, HO.SMKR & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro cured Inall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCE. No charge unless the patent Is granted. No feet or making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. iy a recent decision ot the Cominls f loner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. 8,-iecial attention given to Interference Cases be fore the Patent oltloe, Extensions before Con gress, infringement Suits In different States, aud all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Bend Stamp to (lilmore Si Co., for pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASEj. LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. a General Land Oltlce and Department of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to.- Land Scrip in 40, 80, any ItiO aore pieces for sale. This Scrip is assignable, and can be located lu the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entrv, at Sl.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty Land Warrants. Send Stump to Ullmore ti Co., for pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS aud SAILOR8 of the late war. or their heirs, are in mauv caaaent.itl,l to money from the Uovernment ol which they iiave no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of nay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GILMORE Si CO., and a full re ply, after examination, will be given you free. P K N s I O N 8. All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS, wounded, ruotured. or in lured In the lata however slight, can obtalu a penson by addressing . nil Ainu it x, nit ' " 'A Cases prooecuted by GILMORK b CO.. before s.the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court Vi( Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. S Each department of our business la conducted n a separate bureau, uu.ler charge of the same (experienced parties, einbloyed by the old firm. Vrompt attention to all business entrusted to (ilLMOKE Si CO., Is thus secured. We desire to win success by deserving it. Addresa: GILMORE SCO., m V. Street, ' Washington, D. C, Our Stock of NEW GOODS for Men's Wear Is complete. Prices from U'A cents up. MORTIMER. New Bloomueld.Ps Nowport Advertisements. Agree to sell nil hinds ot LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONE Y than any other dealers In this county. We will also take good Timber on t he stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for Lumber, ein, We use Clearlleld Pine aud Hem lock only. W. K. H. COOIC A CO.. I ' Newport, Perry Co., lu. October ID, l7il. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Son.) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warohouse. Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invlletlie patronngeof the farmers, and the public generally, as the IlKiliKST PRICKS the market will allord, will be paid for all kinds ol GRAIN, FLOUR, PRODUCE SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH, SALT. PLASTER, CEMENT COAL. IRON, STEEL, HOUSE SHOES, &0..&C. FOR BALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. 3. Orders promptly filled, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf JSJEWPORT DRUG STORE. Having on hand a complete assortment of the fob lowlnw articles, the subscriber Saks a ikare of your patronage. . Drugs and Medicine, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock of Concentrated Eomedies, ESSENTIAL OILS. Brashes, Perfumery iiaiu on,, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and 8ACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Curefiilly and Promptly Filled B . M . EBY, . Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, Wright's Building, KTEWPOItT, PA. Sole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. Also, A Large Stock of STA TIONERY always on hand at LOW PRICES. 49" Country Merchants supplied with Goods at Philadelphia prices. W Your orders are solicited. CALL AND SEE ME. 9 44 The Subscriber has opened a Store opposite the Railroad Depot, at NEWPORT, where he is pie pared to supply OYSTERS, GROCERIES, At the lowest market prtoe. A full stock on hand. Tne patronage of the public is solicited. 4Uf. WM. ICKES. Newport, Pa, Grain Wanted at the Newport 31111s. THE underslicued will pny a premium on good, dry, clean erain of all kinds. MILTON R E8HELMAN. 46 ly. Newport, Perry county. Pa. I M POUT ANT NOTICK The subscriber late of the Arm of Rhoades lb Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of RLAIN and vlcir.ltv, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, aud is piepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTV percent, cheaper than the old firm. -Glve me a call. Satisfaction Ktinranteed. JACOU SMITH. Blaln. August 8, 1867. 4RR week'.ln your own town. K Outfit free wf NorlsK. Reader, If yon want a business at which persons of either sex can make treat f ay all the time thev work, write for full partlou ars to U. HALLE Tt CO., Portland, Me..ll ly AUCTIONEERS. J AS. 'P.' LATCH FORD, AUCTIONEEIl, Would respectfully Inform Ihn public that lie will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders will renelve pronrnt attention. DONNALl.VB MILLS, PERRY CO., PA. TAMES CLEEL AND U Auctioneer, Offers hia services to the cltUens of Perry and Cumberland ooiintles. Post olllee miilress, Hlierniansdale, Perry co., Pa. w. D, HENRY, A U VTIONEF.li . Blaln, Perry county Pa. . '"Terms Moderate and every exertion made to render satisfaction. mf -- - Auctioneer. The underslgnod gives notice that he wlllorysalesatany point In Perry or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and prompt attent ion wlllbeulven. K. D. WELLR, New HufTalo Perrvco.,Pa. Q B.HARNISH, A.uar.ri jn t , Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. satisfaction Kiiarauteed. Charges moderate, and 6 If D AVID M'COY, AIJCTl OJ lOlCl , ICKESnURH, PKltltV COUNTY, PA. Clurges moderate, to ail calls. Prompt attenllou paid JJOME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! IwouldrespectlvelylnfnriH mvfrlendstliat lln tend calliiiK upon them with a supply of good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Conslstlnnof 11ASS1MERS, OA88INET8. FLANNELS, (Plalnaodbar'd) OAHPETS, Aco., to exchange for wool or sell for cash. J.M.RIXLER. CbntreWooi.es FAtTOIlT 6,17,4n) tf For Sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomlleld Perry county, Pa. PROF. HARRIS RADICAL CURE I0E BPEBMATTOBHCSA. "SEMI N AL PAST. LLE" A Valuable DlBOOvery nd New Drpirluie In Med lrl ftclrnee, n entire) New nd poiitlvfly eiln-t-Ive Remedy lor the ipredjr nd permanent Cur ot Bemfnal Kmlaaiom ft Impotanoy bv the only true way, vlai Diraot Annlloktlon i Hi nrln. el pal Beat of the Dlwaae, acting by Absorption, and ezer littfc Iti apeclf le influence on the Seminal vaaiolea EJao ulatory Ducta.Vroatra.ta OJandand Urethra, Thauat oltlie Aemedyli attenilvd with no pain or Inronrenlenca, It ll qtilcKlr dlitnlved and eoon abtorhed, producing aa Immediate tooth ini and rettor alive effect upon the eei ual and nerroui orf;aiiixaliHi wrecked from lelf-abma and eKoeiiira, atopplnK the drain from the ay a tarn, raitor inj(lhe mind to health and aound memory, rentoTina; the Dimneaa of Sight, Korv-ou Debility, Con.ualon of Idoaa. Aversion to 8 ootety, JBto.Bto. and the appear ancn of prematura old a0 iiauallv armmpanylnK thla trouhle, and rertorinx perfect Sexual VI for, where It haa been dormant (or yea ra. Tlilt nindo of treatment haa atoed thetrathi very aevere eatea, and la now a pronounced aucctaa. Drua are too ninth prescribed In theaa troublea, and, aa many can bear witneaa to, with but I ll tie It any periiinnent (fond. There la no Nonsense about thll Prepara tion, I'mrtit-at obaervatlnn enables us to. positively jruaren tea that It will give aatlafaotlon. During the eight years that it has been In general use, we have thousands ot trstlinunlala aa to Ita value, and It la now conceed eil by the Medical Profession to be the most rational means yet discovered ot reaching and curing this very prev alent trouble, that Is well known to be the rauseot untold misery to to many, and upon whom quaoka prey with their usvlet nostrums and big fees. The Kcmrdy la put up In a neat box, enough to last a month, and sent in a plain wrapper by tnall ai-aled for 3. Two boxes, sufficient to etfeUapermaueiitcure unless in severe eases) $ 6 Three boxea fasting three full months, will stop emissions, and restore vf?or,ln the worst cases 7. Full DIRECTIONS for using will accompany HACK BOX. (Send for a Descriptive Pamphlet giving AnatomlealV Illustrations, which will convince the most aceptlcal that Ihey can be restored to perfect manhood, and I fitted for the dtitlea of lite, aaina aa If never affected. W Bent Sealed for stamp te any one. Sold ONLY by tut HARRIS REM EDY CO. MF'O. CHEMI8TS. MarkMind8th.8lf. ST. L0UI8, MO. D R. J. W. RICE, i i .. i i . i, h i PORT KOYAL, Juniata County, Fa. 4. Olllee on Market Ht., one door Went of the 2tme oni'je. Any person winning iooe caueaon at their residence, will please Inform me of the act. . Si m Private Hospital, V0 H. Clark St.,t;hieage, III. Oy'SpMlally, all Private, Cbrooio am) Pentale Dlseaaea. Contultatloa free. I. sdlea and Oralis mpB, send ooe dollar far sa males tit best robber roods, and valuable Information hT axpreea. Bella ble female Pills, 15 mer box. Private iiosna and nurse for 1 lea during too finvmt'tit. A eesr work, price f0 ecnta by mall. Mriu rles of 'Nature, f 'bvd. olna of klarrlarr. Or. CD UU CT3 an Ran a of Oeneratlen, ' uiaease or toutn sua Manhood: a wealth af choice aud valuable ln format tun. ef Interest to both aeiea. Notblnf ofTrailve to Rood taata and retliieiurai, In for in at Ion utver before (iu tilt hed. No family should h without lu 6'' Address. Dr. A. O. itl.lS, w.1 Clark Se 0 m Manhood ! How Lost, How Restored I JiihI puiiliflhvd, ftuew tlitin of Dr OttlverweU'a Celebratpl Kaaav u the radical mire (withniit niedu-itie) of HiHriutitirrhHa or H4iniuai akueM, Iitvoluutury Reinlual lyJMtea, Iinotteu4 y, Mental auu l'liyHlral Incapacity, iiiiK(iuucuts to Marriam-, eu. j alMO, Ctmriuutptiu, Kpili'iNiy and 'itn, luduotnl by aelf itululyfuce or aXHa!txlravavame, he. I er" ITU', in a aealt-d ettvfloiw, only six rent. The cftlehrattd author, lu ttiiss adtuiraliif eHa','lear lv deiuonHtrtttr. from a thirty veara1 aiiitecHHrul urao titw, that the alarming cnnHiiuence'ri of audl-abuc may Imh radically curtwl without the danirenma nae of inter nal niediriue or the application of th knife; iHtiutiutr out a mode, of cure at uuoe alnipl, rertaiu, and efTt ctu al, by n ipo na of which every Mufferer, no matter what ma con uh nut may o, may euro uimaeii cueapiy, rt vately aud radically. I IT This Lecture nhould be in the hauda of every youtn aua every man in tne eouutry. Heut iiudr aual. in a nlain envelow. to any euun pout laid, uu receipt uf aix cvide or two pote-e a ut in Ad.lrvaa the Publiahei a, 41 1 THE CULVERWELL MEDICAL (0.. 41 Auu St., New Vor ; I'oet Ottioe Uox.4Ue rfs f"n '" l1' 11" reitlrned niv fL9Yi ustrvs cull l,iv ut en, t i.irrn. vix fJyrilOSI'IIV TK ol t.l)IK. nran fiir'ra,amp.Y3 lV!l His. 'Hi?!". Bronrliili. t all srrnlnloun IjHJ lV dirnjM. Isk yeerdriiccl'tfnr Usintin's A1? yW Ulif Hinnotrnt it. I will, o ""IptTOT fJniI(il;i.ttlM.C. IL ................ ...1...TIU. FOUTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS Vn ITnTtMK will ftln til f'ot.ifi. lii.'i r. t.frMa Vm. tl'll, If Kdiilf', Pewflern lire li.ou In limp. i.iili'l'..v.lrr Willi nn'nnil prevent f'lioi n f'liimii I'owfien will lirovoui Gapm i Koki. pM'lnlly TnrkPV.. Foul1 I'mrilpm will Inrreiwe tlie (iiinntltr of mlllt nnl rrnilin twenty pur cent., ami nuke the hittter Drill unfl .went, I'niiu'B Pnwilrm will enre nr prevent (timet tht JU.kabr tlnit How nnd Cntile ro linlr to. rnl'TIt'd PnwtlKRa W IH. OITI BATISrAUTIOR. fck.lil everywlmrn. DATID K. fOVTZ, Proprietor, BALTIMORE, Vd, pHE MANSION HOUSE, New llloomllold, renn'a., liKO. V. KNHMINIJKII, I'roprletor. II AVINd lemeil thin nronertv ami tnrnlnlieil It In aeiiiiifiiitiilileiiiininer. link n Hlinre of I lie imlille tnt rimiitrc, mill mtmire my Irleinln who ntnp wiiii me miti evMiy exeitiiin win ue rouae in remler tlielr tny plennftiit. mr a niiierui nostier niwaj s in ittteudnnco, April P. 1S7S. If JHE EAGLE HOTEL, New lllooiniTpld, Penn'a. IIAVf Nf! Ktirehnwrl Mil' nrtitiertv and relltted nml refiirnlslieil It In n emnfnrtiilile niiiiiner. I link n-ilmre nl (lie pnlille patriiiinen. nnil nnsnrn my trieiHH who mop witn me tniit, every exertion will be inmle to render tlielr tr iileniniit. 11. 1.. lil,ilrtllll,l)l. March IP, l7fl. tf RHTA'i'K KUTIf :H. Notlee In hereby Kir en. that Letter of Ailnilnltnilliin on the Kstnte of Hnrnh llelir. of (Inrrolj two.. I'errvconn. Iv. l'n.. tleceiifert. have been grHtileil to the un derfilled, resliltnit In Murine township. aii pniH.ins iniiHiiii'ii to hiu esime nee reiiipie(i to make niivnient, nml those liavlns eliiliim will present them duly nnthentlented to the under Hiisued for netMenient without delay. ti. w. 11 mi it. Administrator. -P. tt. Address, KMInttslmrt!. Cai.vi Nkii.son. Attorney. November ft, 1S78. pl DEATH DEFEATED. FOll over M yenr RKU.KltH' MVF.lt I'lT.I.H have been the Rtanilaril remedy for l.iver Complitlnt. C'ostiveness, Hli'k Headache. I'll I In Khoiiiders or Haek, Dizziness, Coaled Totimie, I'evernnil Akiio. nnd all diseases arising from a tleraiiKed state ot the I.lveror Htomnch. Thomas Adams, of Itln Sandy. Ky , eays: "Hellers' I'llls linve saved hundred of dollar In donors' bills In thlseouiitry." It. K. SKfcLKHH Si CO., l'rop'rs, rittsliui Kh. Til. THE GREAT BLOOD TONIC. For the cure of nil disease arising from Impure lllood, and for lnvluiiratlnu and strengthenlnK tlie vllnl (irnans. Are von weak, nervous, debili tated, itaie and emaciated T Have you lost your appetite? Have you nausea, niilii In the back. &c? If so. Dr. I.ldsev's Hlood Searcherwlll drive out the disease and bring back the BLOOM OK IIKAIIII. I'lmples, Molls. F.ryslpelas, Tetter, Halt Itlieiun, &c, are but surface Indication of Blood Diseases: and Dr. Lldsev'n lllood Hearcher. bypuilfying the system, softens tlie skin nnd headlines tlie complexion. Hold hv all druvi'lst. 1 per bottle. K. K. HF.I.I.EKH &' CO.. I'roprie- lorn, ritisuurgii, i n. u 4 w Tit o- mi A full assortment of BAU IltON, KOt Nl) inoN. OVAL IKON. HCR0I.L IKON STEEL AND IRON TIRE, Norway Iron, Nail Rods, PLAIN AND GALVANIZED no or in on, OK ALL WIDTHS. ttc, f'C., fc, on band and for sale at the LOWEST MARKET PRICE by F. MORTIMER, New Iiloomfield. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS of any kind f It so, call and see the LAUGE STOCK how orrznsD bt F. MOKTIMEll. N OTICE ! NOTICE is herebv civen that annlicatlon trill be made to the Leu'lsTature of Pennsylvania, at Its next xe.sslon.for the repeal of an act. passed the 8th day ot April, lSBlt, extending to Perry county ine provisions oi an aei "relating to me iees 01 me nnenn 01 nimDeriana auu nyoer couniies,' approved 10th of April. 157. HOLOMON FOWEK. J. W. (SANTT. GEO. CA M PUELL, December 17. 1978. Commissioner. BOOKSfcMlLLlOri tWWrWfl A tar(c, new and eemplrfe Onlde t ft etl.if j S WedlooK, eon tain tn xf witn ueoy UMaamM othtra. Hie tullovinit chapterat A jr- flh ij,.-15 eonpeteni Wuiuanliuod, Hcicetloa ol SSysf w'y'r Wife, fcvdncea ot Vitfinity. Trm- T 1,1 "j Ti f'Jtl 3b pe'ewtaf vootnat.bte eu4 inoompati BiiAlUawMAMaTl hit, Sterility in woman, eauae end lr iu ...i, i,-m lu bridr groom. Advice to huabaoda, Advire io iitra, Vmatiluliun, Ita rauaca, Cel(bcy end Matmnotiv r,rtpr d. Con frugal dutira, C'oncf-pti'i, Con lament, 'Lew . uid Courtaliip. ImpeiltinentB u Marriaxe, in male era teit.m. Science ut Kproduction, SmcleJite eonaidared, La of Marriaxo. Law of Divorce, LeFairijEhta of mamad women, etc. Including Dieeaeee pevutiar io Woman, their cauaae end trealnwnt. A book ftr prieete and eoeaideratereadiiia;. ot 8'JQ paxca, witk fuill'laie fca frartux. br mall, aealad ftr tO evuia. 'The Private Medtcat Advitr." Oft BxphUie, Ootorrbuee, uieet, tttHcture,Varieooel, c. alaooa Bpermattorhco, Sexual Debility, end Im potency, from belt-abuae and Lace.a.euain ttWuiioal KmiMloaa. Nerveuancf. Avrraion (o Sorttty, Confunon ot Ideaa, Pit riical drcay. Dimueeaol ii ht. Detective Memory, Loea ot Sexual Power, etc. inakiiK marriaee liopixtper Off unhappy, KiTinir treatment, and a sreet many valuable reeelpta for tne cure of all pririfT intairf ; tune Ue, over 60 iiatee, AO ccuia. , "Medical Advioa,' laetnre n Manhood attd Wouanbood, 14 ewtet or all three la out nicety bound volume, $1. They cihuib 900 paea and over KM llluatrationa, ambracine every, thine on lha irenerailva tyatcnt that la worth keow Tnjt. and much that ia not pu bin hod in any other work. Tu wm-tiiH-d volume ia poeltWely the beat Popular Medical Book fiuhiiahed, aud tlioee diaaatiafled a fief gttinic it can hav heirmoiicy retunuVd. The Author la an experienced Phytic ta of many yeare practice, (aa la well known.) and the advice liven, and Hulca tor treatment laid down, will be found of (reat value to thoee .ffihiiit from Impuritiee of the ayatena, early errorajoet rigor, or any of the nuiuer oua troublea coming under tha head or "Private" or ChroiJio" dlaewaea. 8bI In ainria vohimee, et complete In one, for Price ia btampa, Silver or Currency. (Consul tation, eontVleotleU and wtUre are promptly and rraakly anawered without eharfe.) Addreen Dr. Butta' Ditpear Mry, 11 ti. ih C gt. Loeia, M. (JKatbUalMdl47.) 1UT for Ml by New Dm lore. AGENTS wanted. IIVOJ ira W (t'n. nv i i a inviwa au peraone lunrnnf Trom 1 Rl PTT UK Io eend him their inamee and addreaa, and hrreby aaauree them that they will I ram j AkDMBKinv aa iluu .t-"-i Met m TH-vl m J mm WM How he Cured a Smoky Chimney. YsHterdiiy a a citizen of Woodward avenue was lirlphig a tinsmith to ele vate tt smoke Jnrk to the .oof or an addi tion on the windy dido of the house, preparatory to holstltiK It on top of a Btnokliig chimney, au old man came along, halted, and soon became Inter ested. "That chimney smoked, don't It V" lie finally Inquired. "It's the worst tine In town," replied the citizen. "And you want to stop the nulHance, eh ?" "Yes, I do." "And you think the smoke jack will doitV" "I hope so." "Well, now, I kin stop that smoking In ten minits, and I won't hurt the chlinbly nor put up any smoke Jucks," continued the old man as he laid down hisbundie. "lfyou'lldoltrilglveyou live dol Jars," rejoined the citizen who disliked the Idea of disfiguring his chimney with the clumsy jack. "Kin I have the kitchen for live min utes ?" asked tlie man. The cook was Instructed to vacate and the old man took possession, ltemoving the top of the stove he poured in enough water to put out every sjmrk of lire. Then going out he called to the citizen on the roof. "Has she stopped smoking'" "Well, I don't see any smoke at ail," was the reply ; "what have you done t" While he was coming down the ladder the old man made oil', eating a pie he had taken from the oven. The lust half of It he had to bolt down while on the run, but at notime in the race did the citizen, tinsmith or servant girl get within twenty rods of him. What Shall I Call Him. " Stop that tram !" cried old Mr. No sengale, chasing a flying tram-car up the street, the car fresh as a daisy and Mr. Nosengule badly blown, "stop that tram I" ho shouted to a distant but fleet limbed boy : "Certalny," shrieked back the obliging boy : "what shall I stop it with ?" "Tell it to hold on !" shouted the abandoned passenger. "Hold on to what?" yelled the boy. "Make it wait for me!" puffed Mr. Nosengale. "You got too much weight now," said the boy ; "that's what's the trouble with you I" "Call the driver I" gasped the perspiring citizen, and as the tram car rounded the corner and passed out of sight, the mocking echoes of the oblig ing answer came floating cheerily back. "All right! What shall I call him?" S3T A Farmer's wife, in speaking of the smartness, aptness and intelligence of her son, a lad of six years, to a lady acquaintance, said : He can read fluent ly in any part of tha Bible, repeat the whole catechism, and weed onions as well as his father." "Yes, mother," added the hopeful, "aud yesterday I licked Ned Rawson, threw the cat into the well, and stole old Hickey's gimlet." (9 At a country preaching appoint ment, Rev. J. L. M -met with a lady whom he did not immediately recognize. " Brother, Jones' daughter?" said he. Inquiringly. "Oh, no," replied she; "I used to be his daughter, but I am married now !" iyA Seymore, Indiana man, picked up a stick of cord wood the other night, and chased a cat across the back yard. He didn't catch the cat, but be caught the clothes line between his teeth and now when be smiles the corners of bis mouth pass each other at the back of his neck. G3He took ber fancy when be came, be took ber band, he took a kiss ; be took no notice of the shame that glowed ber happy cheek at this. He took to coming afternoons ; be took an oath he'd never deceive ; be took her father's silver spoons, and after that he took his leave. y" Where shall we find rest?" asks a religious weekly ?" To which one of our exchanges an swers : " My dear sir, the very best place to find rest and plenty of it is become a clerk in a dry goods store that does not advertise." C3TA lady being abked ou the witness stand ber age, replied that she did not remember when she was born, and all she knew of it was hearsay. This being hearsay evidence it was not admissible. I
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