THE TIMES, NEW IIL0OMF1EL1), PA., AlltIL 30, 1878. Professional Cards. JK. JUNKIN, Attorney-at-I,aw. . New liloomlleld. Perry CO., Fa. - Office Next door to the residence ol Judge Juuklu. tf AM. MARKET., Attorney-at-Law, New ltloomllHld, Terry county, Pa. lT Ofllce directly opposite the Post-Office, And adjoining the Mansion House. T EW19 POTTER, ATTORNEY AT tAffi NEW BLOOMFIELD, TERRV CO., PA. -Claims promptly secured collected Writings and all leiial business carefully attend ed to. ayi CHARLES II. SMILEY, Attorney at Law. New Bloomlleld, Perry Co. Pa. lOmowltb C. A. Barnett, Esq., on Hlnn Ktreut, north side, nearly opposite the Presbyte--rlaa Churoh. August 20,1,72. WM. A. BPONBLER, Attorney-at-Law, Olllce adjoining lils residence, on East Main street, New Bloomtleld, Perry pp., Pa. 8 2 ly JOHN G. 8HATTO, Surgeon Dentist, New Bloomtleld, Perryco., Pa. All kinds ol Mechanical and Hurglcal Dentistry done In the best manner, and at reasonable prices. Oftice at his residence one door East of the Robinson House, and opposite Wm. A. Sponsler's Law olllce. 3 21y WM. N. BE1BERT, Attorney-at-Law, Kew Bloomtleld, Perry CO., Pa. Bloomtleld, S 33 lv. WM. M. BUTCH, ATTORNEY- AT-LAW, New Bloomlleld, Perryco., Pa. -Oftlce Two doors West ol F. Mortimer, Store 3 7 ly LEWIS POTTER, NOTARY PUBLIC, New Bloom. lield,rerryCo.,l'a. Deeds, Bonds, MertRages and Leases carefully orepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be rer.d In mv court in the United States. 7 101y CHAS. J. T, McINTIRK, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtleld, Perryco.. Pa. -Allprofesstonalbuslnesspromptlyandfatth' fully attended to. 3 2 lv. ItTM. A. MORRISON, Y JUSTICE OF THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR, NbwGekmantown, Perryco., Pa. -Hemittanceswillbe made promptly for all Collections made. 744 CHAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomlleld.Perryco.,Pa S-Omce on high street. North side, nearly op .posite the Presbyterian Church. 3 21y jKHARDl. magee, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, Ofllce at his residence. In CENTRE TOWN SHIP, Perry County, I'enn'a., one mile South of New Bloomtleld. 10 8 0. P. BOLLINGER, M. D having located In Newport, offers Ms Profcs. sional services to all who may need them . Chronic diseases of every description cured. w Ofllce In Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Street' March 4, 1878. QEORGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. BCAIX, PERHY county, PA. Special attention given to the collection of claims, and any other business entrusted to htm will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, 19th, 1877. -yATCHMAKER & JEWELER. CEO. C. HENRY, Watchmaker and Jeweller, Carlisle Street, New Bloomtleld Pa. Repairing of all kinds well and promptly done. EATHER &C. THE subscriber has now on hand at LOW PRICES, iood Sole Leather, Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F. Mortimer, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. American and Foreign Patents. GILMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, HOSMER He CO., Solicitors. Patents pro cured in all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCE. No charge unless the patent is granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special attention given to Interference Cases be fore the Patent olllce. Extensions before Con gress. Infringement Sultslu different States, and ail litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Send Stamp to Gilmore Si Co., lor pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. 8. General Land Ottlce and Department of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80. any ltiu acre pieces for sale. This Scrip is assignable, and can be located in the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at 1.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Bounty Laud Warrants. Send Stamp to Gilmore & Co., tor pamphlet of instruction. ARREARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war, or their heirs, are in many cases entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GILMORE Si CO., and a full re ply, after exanilnaUon, win be given you tree. All OFFICERS, SOL1HER8, and SAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or injured lu the Into war, however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing GILMORE CO. Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO.. before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business is conducted In a separate bureau, under charge of the same xerlenced parties, embloyed by the old fti f ronipt attention to all business entrusted to GILMORE & CO.. Is thus secured. We desire to win success by deservliiglt. AddresB: GILMORE &CO., tttV F. Street, Washington, D. C. ,TT can make money faster at work for us than at anything else. Capital not required i we will start you ; $12 per day at home made by the industrious. Men, women, boys and girls wanted every where to work for us. Now Is the time. Costly outfit and terms free. Address TRUE CO Augusta, Maine. 11 lyr Newport Advertisements. W. It. S. COOK & CO., Agree to sell all kinds of LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONEY than tiny other dealers In this county. We will also take good Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for Lumber, &u, We use Cleartleld Pine and Hem lock only. W. R. 8. COOK & CO., Newport, Terry Co., Pa. October 10, 1870. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Son,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brlok Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of the farmers, and the public generally, as the HIGHEST PRICES the market will aUord, will be paid for all kinds of GRAIN, . FLOUR, PRODUCE. HEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH, SALT, PLASTER, CEMENT COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, Sc., &c. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. S Orders promptly tilled, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf JyJEWPORT DRUG STORE. Having on hand a complete assortment of the fol lowing artlolea, the subscriber asks a share of your patronaa-e. Drugs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock of Concentrated Eomedies, ESSENTIAL OILS. Brushes, Perfumery HAIR OIL, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSE8 PHYSICIANS ORDERS Carefully and Promptly Filled B . M . ED Y, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, Wright's Building, SEWPOKT, PA. Sole Agent for Lorilard's Superior Tobaccos. Also, A Large Stock of STA TIONERY always on hand at LOW PRICES. f Country Merchants supplied with Goods at Philadelphia prices. " Tour orders are solicited. 9 (4 CALL AND SEE ME. The Subscriber has opened a Store opposite the Railroad Depot, at NEWPORT, where he is pie pared to supply , OYSTERS, GROCERIES, tc, At the lowest market price. A full stock oa hand. The patronage of the public is solicited. Mil. WM. ICKES. Newport, Pa, Grain Wanted at tbe Newport Mills. THE undersized will pay a premium on good, dry, clean main of all kinds. MILTON B. ESHELMAN. 4 ly. Newport, Perry county. Pa. IMPORTANT TfOTICK. The subscriber late of the Arm of Khoades ti Smith, would respectfully inform the citlzeus of BLAIN and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY per cent, cheaper than the old tlrni. r Give me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. ,, , JACOB SMITH. Blain, August 8, 1867. $66 a week in your own town. 15 Outat free. No risk. KAjtdnr. if von want hmlnaia at which persons of either sex can make great pay all the time they work, write for full particu lars to H. HALLETT & CO.. Portland, Me. 11 ly THE WEED ' PRICES REDUCED. "The Family Favorite" IMPROVED New Model Machine. Light-Running, Noiseless, No GcarSjNo Cnms,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood Work. From this date, by the expiration of Patents under which we have been paying roy alties.we are enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. $3' Send for Circulars and Price Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 18t. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS of any kind T If so, call and see the ii.gi stock KOW OFFERED BT I. MOUTIMKE. Dr.A.G.OLIN'S TVraU ftmnluL Last h m iIi... ktnn Pi.. Chlcacn,. a Ilia, forth r-Z n fall . of Private naUurt, reaultlnr from ry abates or Infection of Uhw s. Nominal vVvnknranrrodiirlpjr .MilMlont, liMiorHrinr, Impair- HJvbt, !. nrrvuHi J rummy. hu liwl Hfo-lonK sicrin-, tnd euro where olhvn fail. M It ft Rraduftto of Ih HifontMd Rohonl, uut no tntreurv. hfti the larrmt prat tle in tb U. 8. I, A I1 KM ma-Mug trirent with private hoinnd board, call or writ. Kvtry convinietic for mUmU. Send fifty cnU for aanir.1 of Rnl)lr ood and Hr rular of Important Information bv txprm. A11. 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Di Opintn Habit, Ac. pric lUcti. .ithir book at-nt poatpaidon rrcwipt of price t or all three, eoniainitw ivaffc . beautifully tlluitratrd, tor 7A rii, Addraaa Ia.BUTrT8t Hit. lit JJ. tWiteu MUlouia, Mo EWARHTNG'8 (1876 Uniform Copyrighted 1877) LAW BLANKS, The Latest and Best. A Great Improvement a want supplied. We furnish low and whatever you need. Law aud Commercial Supplies of all Kinds. " Rend for samples and price lists of what you want. CutalRiies of Blanks furnished at THIS OFFICE, or direct from the publisher. E. WAKING, Tyrone, Pa. X A DIES addicted to the habit of Intern j perance are Invited to seek information at a private homo, where medical attendance and all comforts are provided. For information address Mrs. W.H. NICHOIJiON, Box 2,712. Phlladelpla. Koveniber, 13, 1877. r mi, u. wu " rr.i .FAKtii.it .an- Iw mht fc. Ttl. HILLIuM. Uk. IfO. IWi l.. (U nlXf ALL.' TTl ta. M-.I . M mm. til vfet. ". T. I m. I...M I,ima 1 . at.. u. lutw M Ml. IWf. .U Vt D H. .M tM mMU. b BV AMD RUW. O.I. Tt mm . m SIX MW. Aaataay "tTaJI iHMiUMt tUMMUM," , . B. $3 IB PLATED WATCH KK. Ctimpett in the kaowa world. A'ampM Watch f rt to AautU. Addreis, A. Coulikb Ux, Cakatto. PAELOIt PICTt?KE printed In Ten Colors. 25 Visiting Cards with your name finely printed. 10 Flirtation Cards. 12SIieetsof Writing Paper, 12 White KnveloDH . 1 Ttubber. 6 Pens. The lot sent post-paid for 23 cents. Hend Post btanips or Cash KUliTZ i BUO., iM Chest nut Utreet, Philadelphia, Pa. 12 ly III . A UCTIONEEIIS. AS. P. LATCHFORD, AUCTIONEER, Would respeotfully Inform the public that he will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders will receive proinnt attention". lKINNAI.LY'H MUUi, PERRY CO., PA. TAMES CLEELAND U Auctioneer, Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and Cumberland counties. Post olllce address, . Bhermansdale, Perry co.. Pa. w. D. HENRY, AUCTIONEER. Blalu, Perry county fa. -Terms Moderate and every exertion made to render satisfaction. fltf Auctioneer. - The undersigned gives notlcethathe wlllcrysalesatany polntln T'errj or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and promptattentlou wlllbe Klven. TJ.U.WELLB, New HufTalo Perry oo., Pa. AUCTIONEER, Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. 6 tf D AYID M'COY, xjcxiorviii.it, ICKESBl'KG, PERRY COUNTY, PA. n. Charges moderate, to ail calls. Prompt attention paid H OME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatlln tendoalling upon them with a supply of good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Couslstlugof OASSIMERB, OASSINETS, FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd) CARPETS, c, toexchangefor woo or sellfor cash. J.M. BIXLER. CbntrbWoolih Factobt. 6,17,4m 1 nn li. fitrrfl itr fit. r.rtinTntf ,t. w.ii. rft.MI-K-li I'DIl III; I'll All. L IIPTl.Tft . f PllOSf IIA Ti:.l IJJIK. a.ara frronnni,.l I linn, Cousin, Kroorhitu k til ScroluUn, J !'. 1st yoirdnrriitf.rOimn I ar m not tut It, I will, n receipt J rtiieadtMllei.C.II.OSIIia. ii,iuiH.i.i.t.i - For Bale by F. Mohtimeb, New Bloomlleld Perry county. Pa. ATRAR. Agentswanted. Bnsl npm legitimate. Partlatil-m free. AidnuJ roaTHco..at u.ii.u.. $45 piiFMittji withi nn rnti-- i.tem-wlnder.Frew wltheveryorder. Out Ut frw. J. It. Usjlord A La.. Chlcsgo, UL Tie Bloomfiold is published every Tuesday BY F. MORTIMER & CO., New Bloomfield Perry Co., Pa., At the Low Price of SI 25 PER YEAR, WITHIN THE COUNTY.- $1 M PER YEAR, Outside flie County, Postage Paid. " THE TIMES" Is the best advertising medi um in this section of the State. Circulation Nearly 2,000 ! By reading and practicing the Inestimable truths con tained in tha best medical book ever issued, entitled VIIUAPI EI.F-PIUUVA'i.-UJN THYxri h Price only tl. bent by mail I II I Ukbl ou receipt of price. It treats of Exhausted Vitality, Premature Decline, Kervout and If lysieol Debility, and tlio endless ronromitaut ills and untold miseries that result I herefrom, and contains mora than oOoriginal pro pcriptions. anyone of which is worth the price of the book. This book was written by tbe most ex tensive and probably tbe most skilful practitioner in America, to whom was awarded a (told and Jew riled medal by the National Medical Association. A I "amphlct, Illustrated with tha vary fiuest fclecl Engravings a mar- II C A I vel of art amf beauty lit fl I ent rBtl to all. Bond for It at nnco. Address 1'EABODY MEDIC ALsh f tf n f 1NSTITUTE, ho. 4 Bul-T H Y S T I T finch bt Boston, Mass. 1 1 I U . i. I NOW I8THKTIMK TO SECURE TKKKITO I1U V KY FOR DK. FGLE 8 OKKAT WOKK, THE NEW ILLUSTRATED . HISTORY OF PENNSYLVANIA. The grandest selling book for the Pennsylvania field. Liberal terms to Agents. Hend liwat once for complete outttt, or ten cents for ouroi. Sane sample, and name territory wanted, Ad res D. C. OOUDK1CU, publisher, Harrisbui a, Peuna. 11 IM Don't fall to say what paper you saw tills lu. Times Tommy Consented, He wan named Thomas and she was named Jane. They sat on a hotel bal cony for three long hours and giving themselves dead away as being out of towners. As they sat down Thomas took one of Jane's hands. She allowed that sort of thing to go on without a word of protest, and the flaxen-haired youth Anally seized the other one. They talked and talked, and looked down upon the Btreet, and sighed, and the hours slipped away. At the end of the third hour she said : ' Tommy, dearest, I want to ask you something." " Ask me a hundred a thousand a million things 1" he exclaimed in reply. "Well, Tommy, I've got an awful cold in my head," she continued, " and if I drew one of my hands away and wiped my nose would you think I was mad? I've either got to do that, Tommy, or let my nose wipe itself. Just one wipe, Tommy, and then you may have It back." Tommy released her hand, though he hated to, and her nose was softly and duly wiped. CiT A newsboy rushed Into a retail shirt store, the other day, and thus ac costed the proprietor : " Bay, mister, do you retail shirts here?" " Yes, my son 1 we have them to fit at seventy-five cents a piece very nice ones." "Oh, blazes! I don't want a whole one, but I seed on your sign, " Shirts retail and wholesale," and I thought you might retail mine, for It wants It bad ; a dog got hold uv it, and he wouldn't let go If I hadn't klll'd him 1" " Why don't your mother mend your clothes, boy ?" "Well, thar! do you think I got a mother V I ain't got a mother, nor never had that I nose on" " You had best go to the man over the way. We can't retail you one." Tom Wright, a Burllngtonlan of the colored persuasion, started out a few nights since to hunt possum, and espy ing one petched on the limb of an oak tree, commenced operations at once. He related his experience as follows ; . " I dumb out on a limb and shuck, and shuck, and shuck it, and by'm by I heard somethln' drap, and what de yer think It were?" "The possom," said the listener. "No, by golly, 'twas dls nigger," said Tom. QST One of the teachers In a Bingham ton publio school the other day received the following excuse In behalf of a delinquent pupil written by the father : Mn. Deacileu : Dot poy of mine vas absent de oder day ven he shtaid oud. He got one big colt in his neck vot made him much trouble all de vile. Please don't give him some bunlshment ven he was late in de morning. He would got there shust In time every day, but he is not himself to blame, he is got no mother. She vos dead 10 years ago. I am this poy's parent by his mother before she vos dead. QsF " Have you got the lesson to-day ?" asked a Sunday-school teacher of a pupil whose head was bandaged up under a couple of Inches of flannel. "No ma'am," replied the teacher. "Have you got your catechism with you?" asked the teacher. -" No ma'am." " Have you got anything ?" again ask ed the teacher, getting a little Impatient. " Yeth ma'am," was the timid reply. " Whatls It ?" " The mumpth, ma'am." CJT Speaking of patchwork, a woman on Parsonage street has a quilt in 673, 280 pieces. She spread it out in the yard to air, and a puppy dog played it was a bear. The puppy has been un well since, and the woman spends a good deal of time in the yard waiting for him to come out from under tbe house. There will be some more of thiB item when he comes out. Sf In a restaurant, a gentleman and a scrub are seated at the same table. The scrub is just finishing his dinner, the gentleman just beginning his. The scrub lights a cigar and blows a cloud of smoke over his coffee. The gentleman rises and says in the politest tone: ' Ex cuse nip, sir; will it annoy you if I eat while you are smoking ?" - CT " It is said that a boy down in Virginia has feet so large that when he wants a pair of boots he just kicks a calf out of his hide and slips the skin eight on. tS" " Sally," said a fellow to a girl who had red hair, " keep away from me or you'll set me on fire." " Don't fear," she answered ; you're to green to burn."
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