THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., Al'lllL 10, 1878. FroioBHlonal Cards. JR. JUNKIN, Attorney-at-Law, ( New llluomttflUl, Perry Co., Fa, r Office Next door to the residence ot Judge Juukln. 4611 AM. MARKEL. Attorney-at-Law, New Hbiomlleld, Perry onunty, Pa. Office directly opposite the Post-OOlce, and adjoining the Mansion Home. T EW19 rOTTKIl, ATTOKNKY AT LAW, NEW BLOOMFIELD, FERRY CO., PA. r Claims promptly secured colleoted Wrltliigsandafi legal business carefullyattend. ea 10. dilyl JAMES II. FKHUTjBON, Attorney-at-Law, NEWPORT, PA. srOfnce Market Street, near the Square. 856 HARLES hThMILEY, Attorney at Law. New Uloomlleld, Porry Co. Pa. .Office with 0. A. Harnett. Esq., on IIIkIi Street, north side, nearly opposite the Presbyte tlan Church. August 20,1872. HTM. A.8PON8LER, Attorney-at-Law, V Olllee adjoining his residence, on East Main street, New Uloomlleld, Perry oo., Pa 3 2 ly JOHN O.BIIATTO, Surgeon Dentist, New llloomlleld,Perryco.,Pa. All kinds of Mechanical and Surgical Dentistry done in the best manner, and at reasonable '"Coulee at his residence one door Eastofthe ttohlusnn House, and opposite Win. A.Hpousler'i Law omce. 8 21y HfM. N. HE1BERT. Attorney-at-Law, V New Uloomtleld, Perryco.,Pa. Bloom Held, 3 33 lv. WM. M. SttTCH, ATTORN EY-ATLAW, New Bloomtleld, Perry co., Pa. WOfflce Two doors West ot F. Mortimer, Btore 371y LEWIS POTTER, NOTARY PUBLIC, New Bloom, held. Perry Co., l'a. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be reed in any court In the United States. 7101y CHA8. J. T, McINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtleld, Perry CO., Pa. aT"All professional business promptlyandfalth fully attended to. 3 2 1 v. -ITTM. A. MOItKISON, V JUSTICK OK THE PEACE and GENERAL COLLECTOR. NkwOehmantowm, Perryco.,Pa. - Remittances will be made promptly for all Collections made. 744 CHAS. A. BARNETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Bloomtleld .Perry CO., Pa -Office on high street. North side, nearly op poaite the Presbyterian Church. 3 2 ly "DICHARD L. MAGEE, rrramrftri rfn rvTT TP dp a fir T-Otllce at his residence, in CENTRE TOWN flHIr Perry County, Penu'a., one mile South of New Bloomlleld. 10 9 yiLLIAM M. BUTCH, Justice of the Peace, AND GENERAL COLLECTOR, New Bloomfleld, Ferry County, Penn'a r Speclalattentloii paid to Collections of a'l kinds. Deeds, Bonds, Mortgages and Agreements -neatly executed. 71iitt 0. P. BOLLINGER, M. D., having located In Newport, offers Ills Profes sional services to all who may need them. Chronic diseases of every description cured. auOfflcelu Dr.Shatto'i bulldiug,4tli Street. March 4, 1878. QE0RGE H. MARTIN GENERAL AGENT. ULAIN, PISltUY COUNTY, PA. Special attenNon given to the collection of claim, and any other bmlne.su entrusted to hi in will receive prompt attention. Charges moderate. April, 19th, 1877. "yT-ATCHMAKER & JEWELER. CEO. C.HENRY, Watchmaker and Jeweller, Carlisle Street, New Bloomfleld Fa. ltepairlngof all kinds well and promptly done. L EATHER &C. THE subscriber has now on hand at LOW riUCES, Jood Sole Leather, Kip of Superior Quality, Country Calf Skins, French Calf, LININGS, ROANS, &c. F. Mortimer, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA. gUllHUSING ! JUST OPENED A VARIETY STORE, TJI? TOWN! We Invite the Citizens of BLOOMFIELD and vicinity, to call and examine our Stock of GROCF.RIFS, OUEENSWAKE, GLASSWARE, TIN WAKE. A FULL VARIETY OF NOTIONS, Hie., &c, He., All of which we are selling at astonishingly XjO"W prices. Give us a call and ftA.ru tro&'EV, as we re almost G1VINU THINGS AWAY. 3. Butter and Eggs taken In trade. VALENTINE BLANK, : ly Went Main Street. CALL AND SEE ME. The Subscriber has opened a Store opposite the Railroad Depet, at NEWPORT, where he Is pu pated to aupuly OYSTERS, GROCERIES, Dc, At the lowest market price. A full stock oa hand. The patronage of the public Is solleited. 43tf. WM. ICKES. Newport, Pa, MOur Stock of NEW GOODS for Men's Wear Is complete. Prices from V$4 cents up. F. MORTIMER. New Bloomfleld, Pa. Newport Advertisements. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones ft Bon,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would respectfully Invite the patronage of the farmers, and the public itennrnllv, as the IHOHICHT PRICKS the market will a'Uord, will be paid for all kinds of GRAIN, FLOUR, PRODUCE. SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH, SALT. TLASTEH, CEMENT COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, &c, &c. FOR BALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. VS. Orders promptly Oiled, Newport. July 20, 1876-tf N EWP0RT DRUG STORE. Having on hand a complete anaorttnent of the fol lowing articles, the subscriber auks a share of your patroumte. Drugs and MetlMnes, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full etonk of Concentrated Remedies, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, rcrfumeryi IIAIIl OIL,, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOR MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Carefully and Promptly Filled B. M . EBY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, NEWPORT, PA. Sole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. Country Merchants supplied with Goods at, j nimuoipiiia prices, " Your orders are solicited. 9 a (tRC a week In your own town. $5 Outfit free. uu No risk. Reader. If you want a business at which persons of either sex can make great fiay all the time they work, write for full partlcu ars to H. HALLETT & CO., Portland, Me. "11 ly American and Foreign Patents. GILMORE & CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN, HOSMER & CO., Solicitors. Patents pro. cured in all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCE. No charjte unless the patent Is granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees tor obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision ot the Commis sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special attention given to Interference Cases be fore the Patent oltlce, Extensions before Con gress, Infringement Suits In different States, and all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat ents. Bend Stamp to Gilmore St Co., for pamph let of sixty pages. LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP. Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. 8. General Land Olllee and Department of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any liio acre pieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can be located In the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at S1.25 per acre. It Is ot equal value with Bounty Land Warrants. Send Stamp to Gilmore & Co., for pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war, or their heirs, are In many cases entitled to money from the Government of which they have no kuowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., and a full re ply, after examination, will be given you free. P K $4 H I O N 8 All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or injured In the late war, however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing GILMORE & CO. Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business Is conducted In a separate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to GILMORE & CO., Is thus secured. We desire to win success by deserving It. Address: GILMORE SCO.. 629 F. Street, Washington, D. C. IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber late of the Itrm of Rlioades ft Smith, would respectfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he has opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY per cent, cheaper than the old linn. A-Give me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. JACOB SMITH. Plain, August g. 1867. TT can make money faster at work for us than - at anything else. Capital not required j we will start you: Sli per day at home made by the Industrious. Men, women, boys aud girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now Is the time. Costly outnt and terms free. Address TRUE & CO., Augusta, Maine. 11 lyr JOB PRINTING of every description neatly aud promptly executed at Reasonable Rates at the Bloomtleld Times Steam Job Olllee. XrXlli V Alt l it U 9 "The Family Favorite" IMPKOVED Liirlit-Itunninjr. Noiseless, No Gears.No Cnnis,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood work. From thi8 date, by the expiration of Patents under which we have been paying roy altics.we arc enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. 351 Send for Circulars and Trice Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 26 Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 18t. BOOTS Do you want BOOTS of any kind T If so, call and see (he LARGE STOCK HOW OFFERED BT F. MOKTIMBlt. Or.A.G.OUN'S PriraU HonJUI, ll Gul Waaliliir tf f I.. Chlcgn,, til DImmm of Private nature, mulling from rarly abuse uu, iut tarn car. 01 parma- IrV TV ill!,. tim, ittHi m niv-iunsr iiumsni'l, mail OHM WDtl OIIIn Ml. II b iradUBU of tin Reformed RVhool, UMe no mcrrurv, bm ih IftrrttL mile id tbe U. H. LA IMF noiiWiig irMtneni with private, home nd boed, call or write. Every oonventetic far imtletiU. Bend flCly otnU for Mtnple of Rubber flood and rlr rular of impnrUnt Information bv ttttrm. AIL OLIN'B Kmale Pllh,$5 per Box. Cnniil.lion Int. 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A OLINICAI IiECTXJRE on the abow 1la..a and Opium H.blt,c, prlc VI i t.. .iihrr bonk ,rnt po.tp.ldon tvrtiipt otnrlcet or all thrae. cuntahlintf.VHI p.gt'p.hi.autinilly lllu.tratil, lor 7ft rt,. AddrauI)B.iua'Ta,Iiu.Ull.lUilK. fit. Louia, M. LnVHR5BO(JK 0F KNOWLEDGE, or He-t-jwiiiJcrnt8 of Love. CourUhip and Marriage tShowIng how to get married, live hap pily obtain health, wealth aud distinction, and appear to advantage In society 200 panes 300,000 sold. Mailed for lOcts.. In Postaie Stamps or cur rency. Address, THE UNION PUBLISHING COIIPAN Y. Newark, N. J. 41wl3. EWAItKINU'S (1876 Uniform Copyrighted 1877) BLANKS, The Latest and Best. A Great Improvement a want supplied. We furnish low and whatever you need. Law aud Commercial Supplies of all Kinds. y Send for samples and price lists of what you want. nfHSMK?!M ot. Blanks furnished at THIS OiMCE, or direct from the publisher. Ji. WAKING, Tyrone, Pa. JADIES addicted to the habit of Intem j pevauce are Invited to seek information at a private home, where medical attendance and all iiJH1 v085''t,?F"uhl.edvv,For "'formation address iTimfxwivtti" n . , tad h ' VTA U SPAMOLIO IaR- a1W ALL." liikrpil.aL f M V- mtwimt mU (Uium Tal la iU "KOUUri COKNil," aaMleUUi, tMta. m.W, mi rxtmt M fbOy. M, eU IrMkralry AAJ. N. M W rmtUimt w 'AND HOW. O.I. H mm Hf, m MVrWia ! IK " " - -jl a . rkir. S3 fifltll ST.AWnnr A fB,maiM r - .in tin known world. tiamvH Watch Fr to 'AStnU. Addrws, A. Couliaa Uk, Chtcago. fJL PRICES REDUCED New lode lactone 4 r AUCTIONEERS. AS. P. LATCHFORD, AUCTIONEER, Would respectfully Inform the publlo that he will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders Will receive pronint attention. DONN ALLY'S MII.LH I'ERIIY CO.,rA. TaYecl"eelXnd U Auctloueer, Offprshls services to the citizens of Perry and Cumberland counties. Post olllee address, Hliermansdale, Perry co.. Pa, ""d.en"ry A UCTIONEER, Blalo, Perry county Pa. "Terms Moderate and every exertion made to render satisfaction. 6tf Auctioneer. Tlie undersigned gives notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry or Daupltln counties. Orders are solicited aud promptattentlon wlllbe given. E. 1). WEM.S, New KulTalo Perry co., Ta. (J B, HARNISH, ATJOTIOlNKiait, Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. 6 If H 0ME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatlln tend calling upon them with a supplyof good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. Conslntlngof OA8SIMER8, OAS8INETB, FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd) OAlll'ICTS, Sec, toexchangefor woo orsellfor cash. J.M.B1XLEK. CentreWooi.kn Factort. 8,17,4m Kf For Hale by V. Moutimek, New ISloomtlcld Terry county, Pa. 32600 ATRAn. Airentawanted. Bual-itr-aslrirltttiiHto. Part ioitUrs free. AddmaJ WOBTHACO .Bt Loaia.alt, $45 PRKMIIIM WATrif ANTi rniiir- ateiii.winuur.Frer. with evi:ry order. Out nt tree. J. U. Usyloni & Co., Chiuage, Id. Tie Bloomfleld Times ig published every Tuesday BY F. MORTIMER & CO., New Bloomfiold, Perry Co., Pa., At the Low Price of $1 25 PER YEAR, WITHIN THE COUNTY. $1 50 PER YEAR, Outside the County, Postage Paid. "THE TIMES" Is the best advertising medi um in this section of the State. Circulation Nearly 2,000 ! KNOW Bf rending nd prActlcing tue inestimable trutns con tairx-d in tiio best medical book ever issued, entitled HE LF-FItEy K It V ATI ON TIIUAPI fjajHELF-rltEotltV ATJON TlllVU p Price only $1. bentbynuil I II I Ublil on recpii.t of urico. It treats of Exhausted Vitality, Premature Decline, Korvous aud Physical Debility, and the endlcis concomitant Ilia and untold mlterles that reault (herefrom, and contains mora than 60 original pre criptiona, any one of which is worth the price of tho hook. This book woa written by the mnat ex tensive and probably the moat skilful practitioner in America, to whom was awarded a gold and jew. riled medal by the National Medical Asaociation. A Pamphlet, illuatrated with the very finest fcteel Eupnrvlrics a mar II p Tel of art anrf beauty tic Ill sent rnxi to all. Bond for it at once. Address I'EABODY MEDICALaayatfMp mm INSTITUTE, No. 4 Bul.T HVSH h finch Bt., Boaton, Uaaa. 1 II I UbjIbI NOW JilTi,,EJriME TO KECURR TERRITO- THE NEW ILLUSTRATED HISTORY OF PENNSYLVANIA. .. Ti"e 6r'lt selling book for the Pennsylvania Held. Liberal twins to Agents. Send Ujat once for complele outnt, or ten cents for our 61 pane sample, and name territory wanted. Ad dress D. C. GOODRICH, publisher, llarrisbnrsj. Penna. n i,jt' Don't fall to say what paper you saw this in. Grain Wanted at the Newport Mills. THK undersigned will pay a premium on good, dry. clean jtiain of allkind.i. B WILTON B. KHHELMAN. 'y Newport, Perry county, Pa. Ifis fan ! nni 1 1 ft-r rntitlpnul ni'i'' IhUjf " Mt 1.8 H, ucro. IfjJyfntlSlllJrKal UJlt:, iurrrCotiinm-t"-4l Bfeail lian, (am; hi, Rronchitii k all crolnlna jf-jl ls)j dira, Ink ysnrdrntrfiatfor 0snnm'2f B5 " k' not irnt it, I mil. as rr,lptynW W5VtliJttlfi.(!.j.(BJIlil At Pp ffiT An Irlrjh Munchnuflen has turned up at a lionton restaurant In tbe humble capacity of a waiter. A guest who has been eervetl with a small lobster: "Do you call that a lobster, Mike V" " Falx, I believe they do be callln' thlm lobsters here, sur. We call . 'em crabs at home." "Oh!" said the diner, "you have lobsters In Ireland V" " Is tt lobsters V Begorra, the creek Is full of 'em. Many a time I've seen 'em when I laped over the sthrames." " How long do lobsters grow In Ire land y "Well," said Mike, thoughtfully, " to sphakewldln bounds, sur, I'd say a matter of five or six feet? "What! Five or six feet? How. do they get around In those creeks?" " Iiedud, sur, the creeks In Ireland are fifty or sixty feet wide," said the lm perturbablo Mike. " But," asked the guest, " j'ou said you had seen them when you leaped over tho streams, and lobsters here live In the sea." "Sure, I did, sur; we're powerful tappers in Ireland. As for the say, sur, I've seen it red with 'em." " But, look here, my line fellow," said the guest, thinking he had cornered Mike at last, " lobsters are not red until they are boiled." "Doan'tl know that?" said Mike; " but there are bilin' springs in the ould counthry, and they shwim through 'em, and come out all ready fur ye to crack open and ate 'em." A Parody. A timid girl, with her delicate hand half revealed, half concealed in a mit, came in and laid a poem on our desk, which opened as follows : How dear to my heart is the goat of my child hood, When fond recollection presents him to me ; The beautiful beast which whene'er he was riled wonld Make everything fly from the presence of be. My mischievous Nan was tbe frowziest butter. That ever did butt a stone fence till It fell He'd see it a coming a scream be wonld utter, Then brace his fonr legs and go it pell-mell. Ob, bow he would buck it I An Iron-bonnd bucket, He once tried to bock It, and died in tbe well. (ST "What la your religion, my friend?" asked a clergyman of a tramp with a calcium nose. "Me?" I be longed to the Nothinarian denomina tion." "Indeed? I never heard of that sect. What are its tenets?" earnestly inquired the parson. "Why, we be lieve, ye see, thut we believe ihut wall we believe, that whatevei hez happened waz to be whether It come to pass or not. (3" A pompous Scotch advocate suc ceeded in bemuddling a country witness by asking him whether he thought the prisoner was compos mentis. The wit ness could only grin and look foolish. At last the judge interposed. No, jist tell me, do ye think there is anything in him?" " De'il a thing," burst out the man, with a smile from ear to ear, " but what's put inti him with a spune !" S A little girl who was spending her first month on a farm in the country was asked, " What do you like best in the country ?" Replied the child : " I like the country because there are no corners I When I am at home mother tells me not to go farther than the corner of the street ; but don't you see there are no corners here, and I can go any where!" tW An Irishman in charge of a " flag station" stopped an express train. " Where are the passengers to get in ?" shouted theconductor, briskly. " There ain't any," said Pat. " Then what slid you stop the train for ?" " Sure, an' how did I know but what somebody wanted to get out?" The conductor jerked the bell and the train rolled on, COT " And now, sir, may it please your honor, I move that the charge brought against the prisoner for stealing the pair of pants be non-suited." " Will the counsel state the ruling?" "Upon the ruling, sir, that a whole suit cannot be made from a pair of pants." r$When the recording angel observes a minister of the gospel holding a nail between his fingers while he misses it with a hammer, the trustworthy scribe falls into a brown study and pretends not to hear anything. Louis XVI. asked Count Mahoney if he understood Italian. "Yes, please your Maesty, I understand it if spoken In Irish." 3" A carpenter may set a saw, but Le can't make it hatch worth a cent
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