THE TIMES, NEW 1JL00MFIELD, PA., OCTOBER 9, 1877.
Tho Bloomfild Times
STI3A.M
job office;
IS THE PLACE TO GET
Plain and Fancy
SALE BILLS,
PAMPHLETS,
LETTER-HEADS,
CIRCULARS,
ENVELOPES,
CARDS,
INVITATIONS,
TICKETS,
BILL-HEADS,
&c, &c., &c, &c.
At the Shortest Notice
AND MOST
REASONABLE RATES.
B
ALL SCALES.
LB. MARYANEKTH, D. W. DERR and
J AMISS n. tiKIEli. known as
' Tha Ball Scale Company,"
have now on hand a large supply of Buoy's Patent
COUNTEK SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap
est and best Counter Bealeln the market.
- For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania,
Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad
dress "The Hall Scale Company," Fottsville,
Bchuylktllcounty, Pa.
a. For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap
ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen
and examined any time.
J: LEIBY & BRO.,
Newport, Perry co., Pa,
FRANK MORTIMER,
9tt NewBlooinQeld,Perryco.,Pa.
t
A CARD. To all who are suffering from the
errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &e., I
will send a recipe that will cure yon, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
a missionary In South America. Bend a self-addressed
envelope to the Kev. Joseph T. Inman,
Station D, Bible House, New York City . 16b ly
STEWART'S
ADJUSTABLE TREADLE
FOR OPERATING
SEWING MACHINES
WITIIOTJT
FATIGUE OR INJURY.
The most complete method of propelling the
sewing machine. It saves four-fifths the labor and
entirely avoids the cause of physical injury i en
dorsed oy the medical fraternity. It can be at
tached to any ordinary sewing machine without
removing the machine from the house. No sew
ing machine Bhould be used without this Im
portant attachment. Send for our circulars,
which explains the principles. Address,
NEW YOKE TREADLE MFtt. CO.,
8 lyr. 64 Oortlandt Street, N. Y.
kC UI I mall one and one-half dozen of
the most beautiful newChromos,
In French oil color ever seen for Sl.OO. They are
mounted in 8 a) black enamel and gold mats,
oval opening and outsell anything now before
the public, satisfaction guaranteed. Two sam
ples for 25 cents, or six lor 60 cent5. Send 10
cents for grand illustrated catalogue with chro-
fioof Moonlight on the Rhino, or 20 cents for
wo Landscapes and Calia Llllles on black
ground, J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St.,
Boston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Chro-
ngraviT13"wArt A FORTUNE.
GLENN'S
SULPHUR SOAP,
A. Stoklinq Remedy For Djseasks and
Ihjuiueb of mi Bkin ; A Healthful
Beaottfier of tub Complexion; A Re
liable Means of Prbvektino and Re-
LrEVTXG KlIKTJMATIBSt AND GOCT, AKD AH
TJltEQUALED DlSrsFECTAMT, DEOD0BJ2S&
AND CoUHTER-IltRITAKT.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap, besides eradi
cating local diseases of the skin, banishes
defecta of the complexion and imparts to it
gratifying clearness and sinootlmomi.
Sulphur Baths arc celebrated for cu
ring eruptions and other diseases of the skin,
as well as Rheumatism and Gout Gienn's
hulphur Soap produces the same effects
at a roost trilling expense. This admirable
specific aleo speedily heals toret, bruitt,
icalds, burn, tpraiia and cut. It removes
dandruff and prevents the Lair from faUing
out and turning gray.
Clothing and linen used In the sick room
is disinfected, and diseases oommuuirabls y
contact with the person, prevented by it.
The Medical Fraternity sanction Its usa.
r&iCES, 23 and SO Cents fek Cake, Pm
Box, (3 Cajleb,) 00c and (1.30.
B. Buy Um torg ukes uni thereby mqIm. BoU
by all prujjl.u.
"Kill's HaIrutdWUfi&erITt' Black
.C. 5. CUTTEHT8S, Prp, 7 Slitk It. 5.T.
Newport Advertisements,
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones & Bon,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
WE would respectfully invite the pntronnge of
the farmers, and the public generally, as
the H1UHK8T I'HICKH the market will allord,
will be paid for all kinds of
GRAIN,
FLOUH,
PRODUCE,
SEEDS AND
RAILROAD TIES
We have constantly on hand,
FISH,
SALT.
FLASTER,
CEMENT
COAL,
IRON,
STEEL,
horse shoes, &c, ate.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES.
tA. Orders promptly tilled,
Newport, July 20, 1S75 tf
JEWPORT DRUG STORE.
Having on hand a complete assortment of the fol
lowing articles, tho subscriber asks a share, of your
pstronapre.
Drugs and Medicines,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Also a full stock of
Concentrated Eomedies,
ESSENTIAL OILS.
Brushes, Terfumery
HAIIt on,,
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
TORE WINES & LIQUOR
FOR
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
PURPOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carefully and Promptly Filled
B . M . EBY,
Newport, Penn'a.
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
t NEWPORT, PA.
Sole Agent for Lorilard's Superior Tobaccos.
Country Merchants sunulled with Hoods
at Philadelphia prices.
mr i our oraers are solicited. v 44
w.
It. S. COOK & CO.,
Agree to sell all kinds of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers in this
county. We will also take good Timber on the
stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for
Liumuer, aco, vi 9 use viearuem j-iue ana Hem
lock only.
W. R. 8. COOK & CO., - ,
Newport,irerry Co., Pa. '
October 10, 1876.
American and Foreign Patents.
CI ILMORE & CO., Successors to CHIPMAN,
X HOSMER & CO.. Solicitors. Patents urn.
cured in all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCF.
No charge unless tlie patent is granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional tees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, aijl, rejecrea applications may do revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent office. Extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Suits In different States, and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents. Send Stamp to Uilinore & Co., for pamph
let of sixty pages.
LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & BCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
8. General Land Olttce and Department of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING aud
PRE-EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any 160 acre
nieces for sale. This Scrip is assignable, and can
tie located in the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
81.25 per acre. It is of equal value with Bounty
Lrituu wnrrauLn. oeuu diuui lu UlUUUfQ tit UO.,
for pamphlet of instruction.
ARREARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS aud SAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are in many cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., and a full re
ply, after examination, will be given you free.
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and SAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or Injured in the late war,
however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing
GILMORE & CO.
Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO.,. before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business Is conducted
In a separate bureau, under charge of the same
experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
GILMORE & CO., Is thus secured. We desire to
win suocess by deserving it.
Address: GILMORE 4CO..
04 F. Street,
Washington, D. a
IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber
late of the firm of Rhoades Smith, would
respectfully inform the citizens of BLA1N
and vlciuity, that he has opened a WAGON
MAKER-SHOP, and Is prepared to make new
wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and
at from TEN to TWENTY jer oeuL cheaper thau
lh old firm.
M-eive us a call. Batlsfaetlsa guaranteed.
JACOB SUITU.
Blaln, August 8. 187. i
THE WEED
PRICES REDUCED.
"The Family Favorite"
IMPROVED
Light-Running, Noiseless,
No Ocars,No Cains,No Springs.
New and Elegant Styles of Wood
Work, r
From this date, by the expiration
of Patents under w hich we
have been paying roy
alties,we are enabled
to sell our ma.
chines at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,
and as low as those of any first
class machine.
Send for Circulars and
Price Lists. t
Weed Sewing Machine Co.,
2G Union Square,
NEW YORK.
H7i8t
BLATCULET'8
Improved
Cucumber Wood
Tasteless,Durable,Efflclent
and Cheap. The best Pump
for the least money. At
tention is especially Invi
ted to Blatchley's Patent
Improved Bracket and
New Drop Check Valve,
which can be withdrawn
without removing the
Pump or disturbing the
Joints. Also, the Copper
Chamber, which never
cracks or scales, and will
outlast any other. For sale
by Dealers everywhere.
-Send for Catalogue and Prlce-Llst.
CUAS. G. BLATCIILEY, Manufacturer.
637 ly 506 Commerce St., Pnilapelpbia, Pa.
BOOTS
Do you want BOOTS of any kind T
If so, call and see the
LARGE STOCK
NOW OFFERED BY '
F. MO 11 TIM .EH.
New Pension Law.
UNDER an aot of Congress approved March 3,
1873, widows of oftlcers who were killed, or
died of disease eoutracted In the service, are now
entitled to (2.00 per mouth for each of their chil
dren. The guardian of a minor child of a soldier who
heretofore only received J8.00 per mouth pension
is now entitled to S10. per moth.
Soldiers who receive Invalid pensions can now
have their pensions Increased to any sum or rate
between 18. and $18. per mouth.
Soldiers who have lost their dischargescan now
obtain duplicates.
Fathers and mnthers who lost sons Intheserv
ice upon whom .ley were dependent for support,
oan also obtain pensions.
The undersigned having had over 10 years ex
perience in t he Claim agency business will attend
promptly t claims under the above act.
Call on or address
LEWIS POTTER,
Attorney for Claimants,
New Bloomtleld,
JOtf. Perry Co., Pa
COPY YOUR LETTERQ
USE
Excelsior Copying Book,
MADE OF CHEMICAL PAPER. Quickly copies
any writing WITHOUT Water, PRESS, or Brush,
used at home, library or oftice. For ladles wlsh
na tstretAln nnnlMRnf letters, everv business man.
clergymen, correspondents, travels it is invalua
blesells at sight. Send 13.00 aud we will send a
300 page Book, letter size, BY MAIL said to any
address. We refer to any Commercial Agency.
Kenrt stAtnn fnr AirentV Circular. EXCELSIOR
MNF'O. CO., 110 Dearborn St., Chicago, Ills. 6000
AUEN1B WANTED. U bill
DIVORCES
Legally and quietly obtained In every State and
Territory, for Inoompatihiutt and other causes,
no matter where the nartv resides. 13 Years1 ex-
f erlence. Fee after decree. All letters contlden
la). Address A. J. DKXTF.lt, Att'y, Rooms
8 and 9, 132 Dearborn, St., CHICAGO, ILL. Un
questionable references given. Correspondence
with the legal profession Invited. 14 5m
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Hotels.
piE PERRY HOUSE,
New Bloomfleld, Terry Co., To.,
TIIOS. BUTCLt, Proprietor.1
PENTENNIAL HOTEL,
J (Formerly the Sweeer IIoueo.1
MAIN STREET, ,
NEW DLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO., PA.
JOS. S. SMITH Proprietor.
TTnvtnir trnnA ar.nnmiunrlntlnna tnt Hi,i.l. n
transient boarders, a share of publlo patronage
is solicited. 10 lu
JHE.MANSION HOUSE,
New INooinfleM, Fenn'n.,
D. M. RINESMITU, . . ProprWtor.
Thta utaII.It nnnrr, tintnl li.alnf.l.l.M..nl...J
re painted and re fitted. Best accommodations
R Horded. Jtf Careful hostlers alwavaln nfli.iwl
auce. 933 tf
DEAB0DY HOUSE,
CORNER op LOCUST and NINTH BT&,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
nnnvnnifttit: tn nil nlnne nf nmnoomont anA i
linen In the citv. No cliftntzps to ami ft 'fun Mia
Centennial grounds.
Col. Watson, proprietor of the Hburt IIorsR,
Cincinnati fnr the past twenty years, and present
proprietor, has leased the house for a terra of
years, and has newly furnished and fitted It
throughout. He will keep a strictly first-class
house, and has accommodation for 300 guests.
Terms 83 per day. ,
43 No Bar has ever been kept in the nENRY
HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the PEA-
jT. ELMO HOTEL,
(FORMERLY "THE UNION,")
JOS. M. FEtiEK, Proprietor.
817 & 810 ARCH BTHEET,
PHILADELPHIA.
Terms,
$2.60 Per Day.
1'HIS HOTEL being centrally located, and hav
Ing been entirely REFiTTED.lt will be found
as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired
w
EST STREET HOTEL,
Nos. 41, 43, 43 & 44 West St.,
NEW YORK,
TEMPERANCE HOUSE, ON THE EURO
PEAN PLAN.
ROOMS 50 and 75 cents nnrrlnv. rhnriro.r.
MODEBATE. The best meats and vettli in
the market. BEST BEDS In the City.
:i71yH B.T. BABBITT, Proprietor.
AUCTIONEERS.
AS. P. LATCHF0RD,
" AUCTIONEER,
Would resoectfullv Inform the niiblln that h
will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders
will receive prompt attention.
DONNALLx S MILLS, FERRY CO., PA.
TAMES CLEELAND
U Auctioneer,
Offers his services tn the nltlrena nf Parn an
Cumberland counties. Post ollice address,
Biiermansuaie, ferry co., Fa.
w.
D. HENRY,
AUCTIONEER.
Blaln, Perry count; Pa.
a-Terms Moderate and every exertion made
to render satisfaction. 6tf
Auctioneer. The undersigned gives
notice that he will cry sales at any point in Perry
or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited aud
proinptattentlon wlllbe given.
K. D. WELLH,
New Buffalo
Perry eo P a
D
AVID M'COY,
a a
Auctioneer
ChArires vnrv low. lwt. neiva aa Ma
Ickesburg Penn'a- 8t
B.HARNISH,
ATJC TIOM2ER,
Dnl villa pAfnr PA T j a m
satlejfttctiou guaranteed. 6 tf
H
0ME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT I
I would respectively Inform my friends that I In
tend calliug upon tbvni with a supply of good
of my
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consisting of
OASSIMER8,
OASSINETB,
FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd)
CARPETS, &c
toexchangefor woo or sellfor cash.
J.M.BIXLF.R.
CENTHIWOOLEM FACTOR!. ,lT,4m
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a- For Bale by F. Mobtisieb; New Bloomtleld
re ry oouniy, ra.
AT8AR. AirenWw.nted. Bnl
neaalcfMtlmata. Partloulan free.
KdimJ.WOllU a CO., Si.Lou. Ha.
M ff PREMItTM WiTOII ANI
V fit fro 4.B.UlordCo,
eryoratir. iufr
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The Dutchman's Cheese. '
A Oermnn resident relates the follow
ing thrilling adventure :
" I goes to Utlca lafit week, tind I
meets a frlnt, und we walks and we talks,
bo we comes nilt a grocery shtore und
iuy frlnt say he buy some llmburger,
und so I buys some too, more ns a pound.
Veil, I couies mlt the depot, und shumps
on the car, und I can't find no seat all
the while, und I sits myself mlt another
feller.
, " Dose car was very warm, und dot
oderman he beghiB to Bnlff up mlt Ills
nose, uud then lie raises tier window
about an inch. Dot cheese, it sehmell
big, und I kon't say nodings-. D1 dot
oder feller he Bnlff his nose up to him
self some more, and ho looks at me
sorter queerlike, you know, und heglves
dot window another hitch up. Den he
got up und look all around dot seat, und
In dot aisle, und pefore, und pehlnd,
und I say nodlng. Den he look at me
und I say :
"My frlnt, you don't shmell nodings?"
" Und I say No,' und I almost die
mlt myself, so he hist dot window wide
open und shtlck out his head und shware
mlt himself like eferydlngs. Ven we
got to Rome dot oder feller he foller me
clear to the car door, und shtands on der
platform und watch me so long as I am
in sight.
" Do you know I makes up my mind
dot feller he don't got no llmburger
where he llfs, ven he is at home mlt
himself."
O" Our friend Jones has been doing
homage to a pair of bright eyes, and
talking tender things by moonlight. A
few evenings since, Jones resolved to
" make bis destiny secure."
Accordingly he fell upon his knees
before the fair Dulcinea, and made his
passion known. She refused him flat.
Jumping to his feet, he informed her
in choice terms that there were as good
fish in the sea as ever were caught.
Judge of the exasperation of our
worthy swain when she coolly replied :
" Yes ; but they don't bite at toads I"
: Jones has learned a lesson. '
tj" A youngBter at the table the other
night," writes a correspondent, "asked
his mother if sausages were ripe yet,
and was told that sausages did not grow.
' Yes they do,' said he stoutly, 'for I
saw a whole branch of green ones in a
fruit store to-day.' It was necessary to
enlighten him with regard to the differ
ence between bananas and sausages.
The Dayton Democrat has Been a horse
in that place eat meat. We have fre
quently seen horses run for stakes here
with a bit in their mouths.
C3T The silver joke is as follows :
" Hallo," remarks one man, going up
to a friend, " how do you like the new
silver pieces, three to a dollar V at the
same time jingling the silver in his
pocket. Of course the friend says there
are no silver pieces three to the dollar,
when the first produces them, two
quarters and a half, and the couple go
across the Btreet.
Lady L., who knows nothing
about housekeeping, especially in the
country, and who Intends to give a series
of strawberry-and-cream garden parties
at her country seat, thus writes to the
man in charge of the place : " Tell the
gardener to begin growing strawberries
Immediately, and mind and don't have
the cows milked till we come down."
63" A physician was called upon to
attend a seamstress who folt indisposed.
He inquired as to her health, .and she
responded very appropriately, " Well
it's about sew sew, doctor, but seams
worse to-day, and 'I have frequent
stitches in the side." The doctor
hemmed as he felt her pulse, and said
she would mend soon, and left a prescrip
tion. -t
tjy San Francisco has a lover of the
true, old-fashioned sort. Being heavily
fined by the police court for kissing his
betrothed against her will, Instead of
breaking the engagement, he wrote:
" Dearest, you will have to wait now,
until I can borrow enough money to
pay the minister." .
" I want five cents' worth of
starch V" said a little girl to a grocer's
clerk. The clerk wishing to tease the
child, asked : " What do you want five
cents' worth of starch for?" "Why,
for five cents, of course," she answered,
and the clerk concluded to attend to his
own business.
ST At a recent revlvlal meeting held
at Bad Ax, Mich., a young man con
cluded a fervent address by saying, " I
wish to be a friend to. the friendless, a
father to the fatherless, and a wldoW
to the widowless."