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THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., 0CT01VE11 2, 1877.
Tho Blooiiillld Times
STJDAJVr
JOB OFFICE
IS THE PLACE TO GET
riain and Fancy
SALE HILLS,
PAMPHLETS, '
LETTER-HEADS,
CIRCULARS,
ENVELOPES,
CARDS,
INVITATIONS,
TICKETS,
BILL-HEADS,
&c, &c, Sec, &c.
At the Shortest Notice
AND MOST
REASONABLE RATES.
B
ALL SCALES.
B. M ARYAN EUTII, O. W. DERR and
J JAMES U. UIUKlt, known as
" The Ball Scale Company,"
have now on hand a large supply of Hnoy's Patent
COUNTER SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap,
est and best Connter Scale In the market.
jr For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania,
Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad
dress "The Hall Scale Company," Pottsvllle,
Schuylklllcoiinty, Ta.
For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap
ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen
and examined any time.
Ji LE1BY & BRO.,
Newport, Perry CO., Ta.
FRANK MORTIMER,
9tf New Blooinfleld,Perryco.,Pa.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from the
errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I
will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
a missionary In South America. Bend a self-addressed
envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inman,
Station D, Bible Houte, New York City. 16b ly
STEWART'S
ADJUSTABLE TREADLE
FOR OPERATING
SEWING MACHINES
WITHOUT
FATIGUE OR INJURY.
The most complete method of propellliiR the
sewing machine. It saves four-fifths the labor and
entirely avoids the cause of physical Injury) en
dorsed by the medical fraternity. It cau be at
tached to any ordinary sewing machine without
removing yie machine from the house. No sew.
Ing machine should be used without tills Im
portant attachment. Send for our circulars,
which explains the principles. Address,
NEW YORK TREADLE MFU. CO.,
S-lyr. 64 OorUandt Street, N. Y.
UC AI I mall one and one-half dozen of
C. wf It-la the most beautiful newChromos,
In French oil color ever seen for tl.OO. They are
mounted In 8 x 10 black enamel and gold mats,
oval opening and outsoll anything now before
the public. Satisfaction guaranteed. Two sain
1 pics for 25 cents, or six for 60 cents. Send 10
cents for grand Illustrated catalogue with cliro
'. moot Moonlight on the Rhine, or 20 cents for
two Landscapes and Calla Llllies on black
ground. J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St.,
lioston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Ohro
rnOoS,kEngravl.1&sandwArt FORTUNE.
GLENN'S
SULPHUR SOAP,
A STEiarNO Remedy For Diseases akd
Injuries op tub Skin; A Healthful
Beautifieu of the Complexion; A Re
liable Means of Piieventino and Re
lieving RnEUMATISM AND GOUT, AND AS
Unkqualed Disinfectant, Deodorizes
and counter-irritant.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap, besides eradi
cating local diseases of tho skin, banishes
dct'eciB of the complexion and imparts to it
gratifying clearness and smoothness.
Sulphur Baths are celobrnled for cu
ring eruptions and other diseases of the skin,
as well us Rheumatism and Gout Glenn'
Sulphur Soap produces tho same effects
at a most trifling expense. This admirable
specific also speedily heals tares, bruutt.
tcaldt, burnt, tpraiit and eut. It removes
dandruff and prevents the hair from fulling
out ana turning gray.
Clothing and linen used in tho sick room
is disinfected, and diseases communicable by
contact with the person, prevented by it
The Medical Fraternity sanction its use,
Tbices, 25 and 60 Cents per Cake, Peb
Vox, (3 Cakes,) 80c and sjl.su.
tJ. D. Buy the largo ealtn and thereby economise. Sold
Dy ui urugguu.
' mil's Malr an Whisker Rye," Black
or asrown, ouc.
..H.CEIIIISTD5,rrp,r,7SiilUT.NT.
Newport Advertisements.
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones & Son,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
WE would rnsnnntfiiltv invite the nntronam of
the farmers, anil the public generally, as
tno iiihiiknt rnn:ns tne niaiKet win anuru,
will be paid lor all kinds1'
GHAIN, 1
KLOUK,
PRODUCE.
HEEDS AND
KAILUOAD TIES
We have constantly on hand,
FISH, "
SALT,
TLASTKIt,
L'KMENT
COAL, ,
IKON,
STEEL,
HOUSE BIIOES, &C,&0.
FOB HALE AT TUB LOWEST RATES.
M. Orders promptly lllled,
Newport, July 28, 1875 If
JyTEWPORT DRUG STORE.
Hnvinw on haud a complrta annnrtmrmt of the fol
lowing articles, the subscriber auks a share of your
Itatrounro.
Druff and MctHdnest
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Also a full stock of
Concentrated Homedies,
ESSENTIAL OILS.
Brushes, Perfumery
IIAIll OIL,
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
PURE WINES & LIQUOR
'. FOH
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
PURPOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carefully and Promptly Filled
B . M . EBY,
Newport, Penn'a.
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
NEWPORT, PA.
Sole A (rent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos.
-Count rv Merchants sunnlled with Uoods
at Philadelphia prices.
- xour oraers are solicited. v M
ii. s. COOK & CO.,
Agree to sell all kinds of
LUMBER , AND SHINGLES,
forLF.83 MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take pood Timber on the
stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for
Liinnuer, s, we use viearnem l ine aim Hem
lock only. '
W. B. 8. COOK & CO.,
Newport, .Perry Co., Pa.
October 10, 1878. . , ,
American and Foreign Patents.
GILMORE & CO., Successors to CniPMAN,
" HOSMER & CO.. Holleltors. Patents iiro.
cured In all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCF.
No charue unless the patent In granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
npeciai attention given io inierierence oases be
fore the Patent olrlee, Extensions before Con
gress, Infringement Sultslii different States, and
all litigation anneitalnlnii to liiventlona or Par.
ents. Send Stamp to Gllmore & Co., for paniph-
LAND CASKS, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP,
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U.
B. General Land Office and Department of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MI NINO and
PUE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any 100 acre
pieces for sale. This Scrip is assignable, and can
lie located In the name of t he purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
fl.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Itounty
Laud Warrants. Send Stamp to Uilmore & Co.,
tor pamphlet of Instruction.
ARREARS OF PAV AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war. or their heirs, are In many cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., and a full re
ply, after examination, will be given you free. .
1 K M1 S I O N S.
All OFFICERS, SOLDIERS, and SAILORS,
womded. nurtured, or lnlered in the late war.
however slight; cau obtain a penson by addressing
GILMORE & CO.
Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before
the Supreme Court of the Lulled Slates, the Court
ot Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business is conducted
in aseparate bureau, under charue of the same
experienced parties, embloyed by the old llrm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
liiLiAioKc. & CO., Is thus secured, we desire to
win success by deservlngit.
Address: UILMORE &CO.;
62U F. Street,
Washington, D. C.
IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber
late of the tlrm ot Hhoades Smith, would
respecuuny inform the citizens or 1SLA1N
and vlcinltv. that ha kaa nnened a WAGON
MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new
wairous and reoair old ohm at abort notice, and
at from TEN to TWENTY per oeut. cheaper than
(.nv win ui m. .
M-ttive meaeall. Satlsfactica guaranteed.
JACOB bMHU.
Blaln, August 8, 18C7.
THE WEED
PRICES SEDUCED
"The Family Favorite"
IMPROVED
Llght-Humiing, Noiseless,
No Ocnrs,No Cnms,No Springs.
New and Elegant Styles of Wood-
Work.
From this date, by the expiration
ot l'atents under which we
have been paying roy
alticSjWC are enabled
to sell our ma
chines at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,
and as low as those of any first-
class machine.
t Send for Circulars and
Price Lists.
Weed Sewing Machine Co.,
2G Union Square,
NEW YORK.
11 7 18t
Bl.ATCniiKY'8
Improved
Cucumber Wood
PTJMH?.
Tasteless, Durable, Efficient
and Cheap. The best Pump
for the least money. At
tention Is especially Invi
ted to Illatcliley's Patent
Improved liracket and
New Drop Check Valve,
which cau be withdrawn
without removing the
Pump or disturbing the
joints. Also, the Copper
Chamber, which never
cracks or scales, and will
outlast any other. For sale
by Dealers everywhere.
S-Hend for Catalortueand Price-List.
CUAS. O. I1LATCHLEY, Manufacturer.
637 ly 606 Commerce St., Pnilupelphia, Pa.
BOOTS
Do you want LOOTS ot any kind t
If so, call and see the
LAKGE STOCK
1 NOW OFFEIIBD BY
F. MOKTIMBB,
New Pension Law,
TTNDER an act of Conirress nnnroved March a.
U 1 HT3, widows of officers who were killed, or
died of disease contracted In the service, are now
entitled to SOOper month for each of their cull
di'cn. Thecuardlanof a minor child of a soldier who
heretofore only received 13.00 per month pension
lsuow entitled to $10. per moth.
Soldiers who receive Invalid pensions can now
have their pensions increased to auy sum or rate
vumrmi 9n. unu 910. per inoimi.
Soldiers who have lost their discharges can now
obtain duplicates.
Fathers and mothers who lost sons In the serv
ice upon whom ,,iey were dependeut for support,
van man uuiaill pt'USIOli!!.
The undersigned having had over 10 years ex
perience in the Claim ageuny business will attend
promptly to claims under the a'jove act.
Call on or address
LEWIS POTTER,
Attorney for Claimants,
New Bloomdeld,
20tf. Perry Co.. Pa
POPY YOUE; . LETTERQ
J C8B
excelsior copying book,
MADE OF CHEMICAL PAPER. Quickly copies
any writing WITHOUT Water, PRESS, or Brush,
used at home, library or office. For ladies wish
ing to retain coplesot letters, every business man,
clergymen, correspondents, travels It Is Invalua
blesells at sight. Send J.1.00 and we will send a
300 pane Book, letter size. BY MAIL naldtoanv
address. We refer to anv Commercial Agency.
Send stamp for Agents' Circular. EXCELSIOR
MNF'O. CO., 110 Dearborn Bt., Chicago, Ills. 5000
won wAiviiuj. . . it oin
DIVORCES
Legally and quietly obtained In every State and
jerriiory, ior iNCOMFATinn-iTT ana oiner causes,
no matter where the party resides. 13 years' ex
rterience. Fee after decree. All letter confiden
tial. Address A. J. PKXTKIl. Att'y. ttooms
6 and 9. 1112 Dearborn. St.. CHICAGO. ILL. Un
questionable references given. Correspondence
wnu me legal proiessiou luvuea. i oin
New lotlel lacliine
y si
IP! i
Hotels.
JHE PERRY HOUSE,
Now Ulooin field, Terry Co., Ta.,
TIIOS. BUTCH, Proprietor.
PENTENNIAL HOTEL,
J (Formerly t.'-e Swegor House,)
rAIN 8TJIEET,
NEW HI.OOMFIELD, PEltKY CO., PA.
JOS. S. SMITH Prnnrletor.
UllVlnCT trniWl Dft(inlllliim1nlli f..M
tmiifllent iMinnlHid, a filial uf imbllo DutrriMniie
In solicited. in ui
pHE MANSION HOUSE,
New 111 ooni del (1, Penn'n.,
1J. M. KINESMITII, . . Propr'-itor.
This well knnwn hotel has latelv bnenenliirirAil
re-painted and re lllted. liest neentiiiiiiidalhins
alforded. f Careful hostlers always In allend
ance. 1133 it
DEABODY HOUSE,
L
CORNER op LOCUST and NINTH 8T8.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
tnnvenlent fn All lltnee nf nmniamont anil av
lines In the city. No changes to and from the
Centennial grounds.
Col. Watson, proprietor of the IIenrt llot'sn,
Clnclnniitl for the past twenty vein s, and prevent,
proprietor, has lensed the house for a term of
years, and has newly furnished and II tied It
throughout. He will keep a strictly llrst-elass
limine, and has accommodation for 300 guests.
itii in p iier tiny.
No liar has ever been Itent. In thn II RNHV
HOUSE, nor will any be kept lit the I'EA-
JT. ELMO HOTEL,
(FORMERLY "THE ONION,")
JOS. M. FEUER, I'ronrietor.
817 & 819 ARCH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
Terms,
$2.60 Per Day,
IIIB HOTEL being centrally located, and hav
. Ing been entirely HHFiTTEn.lt will be found
as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired
w
EST STREET HOTEL,
Nos. 41, 43, 48 & 44 West St.,
m:u ionic,
TEMPERANCE HOUBE, ON THE EURO
PEAN PLAN.
ROOMS SO and 75 cents per day. Charges very
MODERATE. The best meats and vegetables In
the market. BEST BEDS In the City.
.171yu B.T. BABBITT, Proprietor.
AUCTIONEERS.
AS. P. LATCHFORD,
A UCTIONEEB ,
Would respectfully Inform the publlo that he
will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders
will receive pronint attention. .
DONNALLV'S MILLS, PERRY CO., PA.
TAMES CLEELAND ,
U Auctioneer,
Offers hlB services to the citizens of Perry and
Cumberland counties. Post olllce address,
. ' Bhermansdale, Perry co., Pa.
w.
D. HENRY,
A UCTIONEER.
Blaln, Perry county Pa.
-Terms Moderate and every exertion made
iu reuuer saimiuuiiou. tin
Auctioneer. The undersigned gives
notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry
or Dauphin counties. Orders are solloltedaud
promptattentlon wltlbe given.
iJ. D. WELLS,
New Buffalo
Perry co., Pa.
D
AVID M'COY,
A 1
Auctioneer
m Charges verv low. Post Office adilreu
Ickesburg Penn'a- 8t
Q B. HARNISH,
AUCTIONEER, ,
Pelvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and
satisfaction guaranteed. 6 tf
H
OME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT I
T would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatltn
X ten calling upon them with a supply ol good
of my 1
OWN MANUFACTURE. '
I Conslstingof .
CASSIMERS,
OASSINET8,'
FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd)
CARPETS, Aro.,
toexcliange for woo or selltor cash.
J. M. BIXLEB.
CemtbeWoolkh Factort. 6,17,4m
J For Sale by F, Mohtimeb, New BIoomBeld
Perry county, Pa. 1
82580
4TRAR. AiMBtawanted. Bnal.
nealeltlmte.Partlouliafree.
UlnuJ .WOBTHCO..aUlll..ll
045
PltKtr W4TCH AHD CHAIS-s
ai,in.wliuWPrmi ulth eviirv order. Out.
at free, J. U. (j lord Co., Cblcaso, Hi.
fy& Ts W mr.il hx th. mnlinnii "XVtVvV
liSlf ' Sl'lttl tun 6H.4UCT0
f lBISrU ATR ef U il K, sn l.rC.n.nmi)A-
I Wjl lias, Ci;ki, KmaUitii A all Ser.tal.os
K l 4iuiii. tta tnTirttfMfntmu'tJrjl
VW. Ificiua.tirftit, IwiH, ta rat fJ
ftjs.f l,iiu.c.i.tfi 6k7
He wanted to line.
" You wnn' tojinethelian', do you V"
wild nn old negro jircadicr to a young
convert.
" Yes, pur, I wnu' to jlno."
" Well, nr, do you believe Ocrllab, a
jilckaulnny little shaver, slewed a great
big man called Dttvld, tint was longer
dun tie Centre Market, wld a pebble dat
was no bigger dan a linckleberryV Kb?"
"No! I don't b'leve notliin' like
dnt," was the reply.
" )en you can't Jine."
" Well den I bleves it. On wld do
kateklse."
" l)o you bleve, " continued tho dea
con, "datdarwara man cnlled Joner
who swallered a whale and kept it down
a awful long time before lie pplttetl It
out!"'
" No, sar ; can't make me bleve dat,"
was the response.
" lien you can't Jine."
" Well, now, by Jingo, I bleve dat too.
do on wld de kateklne."
" Well, you bleve dat dar was a man
named Dellla, and a woman called
Hampson got down in de cellar of a big
house what weighed mor'n de Centen
nial, and lifted it kerslap clean out ob do
world V"
" Don't bleve nothln' ob de kind,"
was the indignant reply.
" Den you can't Jine."
"Don't want to Jine. I don't bleve
dat fish story you just told me, cither.
There was no further "katekise."
Old Jokes Remodeled.
"What do the Arabs of tho desert
live on, pa V" asked a roguish little girl
of her father.
" Fudge, Nelly, that is an old conun
drum. They live on the sand which la
(sandwiches) there."
" Yes, but, pa, how do they get them?"
" Well, really, Nelly, I give it up."
" Why, pa, don't you know that the
sons of Ham were bred and mustered In
the wilderness V"
" Come, come, my daughter, that la
too killing. Don't say another word.",
" Oh, yes ; do tell me what they eaton
their sandwiches."
"Eaton them I Why, what do they
eat on them V"
" Butter, to be sure."
" Butter 1 How do they get butter V"
" Why, you know, pa, that when
Lot's wife was turned Into a - pillar of
salt, all the family but her ran into the
wilderness!"
" Your visits remind me of the
growth of a successful newspaper," said
Uncle Jabez leaning his chin on his
hand and glancing on William Henry,
who was sweet on Angelica. " Why
so V" Inquired William Henry. " Well,
they commenced on a weekly, grew to a
trl-weekly, and have become daily, with
a Bunday supplement." " Yes," said
William Henry," bracing up, " and
after we are married we will issue an
extra,"
tF She kicked up her dress with her
right foot and showed the stripes on her
left ankle, and the little rascal saw it
and yelled, " Bay, Cully, there goes
another woman that's strung halted ;
watch her h'ist her foot like a hosa."
And they watched her until she kicked
again, when they both yelled, " Whoa,
Nance," and rolled off the curbstone
into the gutter.
tO He had been telling her about his
troubles, and how everything seemed
against him rheumatism, the wicked
world, &c, when she, like the Chicago
girl she was, broke out : " You must be
very fond of dieting upon the frogs, Mr.
Taine." " Frogs V" inquired he, " why
frogs i"' "Oh, because," replied the
heartless Miss, " you are such a croak
er 1" It cured him.
63" A lawyer was cross-examining a
high-spirited woman, who was evidently
a match for any man, while her husband
sat sheepishly listening. The lawyer
was preshlng a question urgently, when
she said, with fire flashing from her
eyes: "You needn't think to catch
hie, for you tried that once." " Madam,
I have not the slightest desire to catch
you, and your husband looks as if he
was sorry he did."
tJ3 " Good gracious, what is that,
Beth V" said Mrs. Bpicer, as a fruit ped
dler drove past at 6 A. 3t., howling :
"Herey-a-hl peecUiz; ripe pecchiz!"
" That, my dear," said Bpicer, drowsily,
boring his head into the pillow for a
final nap, " that's peaches and scream." '
CJT Mrs. Partington remarks that few
persona now-a-day9 suffer from sugges
tions of the brain. She also remarks
that Ike has bought a horse so spirituous
that he always goes off in a decanter.