!''miwimMmvmmri n warn m inimiMMm'm.'memmH-n rtm. uj unaniiniwi in i MwawiwiiMWMimi.iuwMiMi'iiiii inn;wuwwrtTiiiiiiHw n i n i gm i ji 1 1 m . n..-., .Tu, ntriri;riaitniseiiiww mihimhwi na... THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., 0CT01VE11 2, 1877. Tho Blooiiillld Times STJDAJVr JOB OFFICE IS THE PLACE TO GET riain and Fancy SALE HILLS, PAMPHLETS, ' LETTER-HEADS, CIRCULARS, ENVELOPES, CARDS, INVITATIONS, TICKETS, BILL-HEADS, &c, &c, Sec, &c. At the Shortest Notice AND MOST REASONABLE RATES. B ALL SCALES. B. M ARYAN EUTII, O. W. DERR and J JAMES U. UIUKlt, known as " The Ball Scale Company," have now on hand a large supply of Hnoy's Patent COUNTER SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap, est and best Connter Scale In the market. jr For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania, Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad dress "The Hall Scale Company," Pottsvllle, Schuylklllcoiinty, Ta. For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen and examined any time. Ji LE1BY & BRO., Newport, Perry CO., Ta. FRANK MORTIMER, 9tf New Blooinfleld,Perryco.,Pa. A CARD. To all who are suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary In South America. Bend a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inman, Station D, Bible Houte, New York City. 16b ly STEWART'S ADJUSTABLE TREADLE FOR OPERATING SEWING MACHINES WITHOUT FATIGUE OR INJURY. The most complete method of propellliiR the sewing machine. It saves four-fifths the labor and entirely avoids the cause of physical Injury) en dorsed by the medical fraternity. It cau be at tached to any ordinary sewing machine without removing yie machine from the house. No sew. Ing machine should be used without tills Im portant attachment. Send for our circulars, which explains the principles. Address, NEW YORK TREADLE MFU. CO., S-lyr. 64 OorUandt Street, N. Y. UC AI I mall one and one-half dozen of C. wf It-la the most beautiful newChromos, In French oil color ever seen for tl.OO. They are mounted In 8 x 10 black enamel and gold mats, oval opening and outsoll anything now before the public. Satisfaction guaranteed. Two sain 1 pics for 25 cents, or six for 60 cents. Send 10 cents for grand Illustrated catalogue with cliro '. moot Moonlight on the Rhine, or 20 cents for two Landscapes and Calla Llllies on black ground. J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St., lioston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Ohro rnOoS,kEngravl.1&sandwArt FORTUNE. GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A STEiarNO Remedy For Diseases akd Injuries op tub Skin; A Healthful Beautifieu of the Complexion; A Re liable Means of Piieventino and Re lieving RnEUMATISM AND GOUT, AND AS Unkqualed Disinfectant, Deodorizes and counter-irritant. Glenn's Sulphur Soap, besides eradi cating local diseases of tho skin, banishes dct'eciB of the complexion and imparts to it gratifying clearness and smoothness. Sulphur Baths are celobrnled for cu ring eruptions and other diseases of the skin, as well us Rheumatism and Gout Glenn' Sulphur Soap produces tho same effects at a most trifling expense. This admirable specific also speedily heals tares, bruutt. tcaldt, burnt, tpraiit and eut. It removes dandruff and prevents the hair from fulling out ana turning gray. Clothing and linen used in tho sick room is disinfected, and diseases communicable by contact with the person, prevented by it The Medical Fraternity sanction its use, Tbices, 25 and 60 Cents per Cake, Peb Vox, (3 Cakes,) 80c and sjl.su. tJ. D. Buy the largo ealtn and thereby economise. Sold Dy ui urugguu. ' mil's Malr an Whisker Rye," Black or asrown, ouc. ..H.CEIIIISTD5,rrp,r,7SiilUT.NT. Newport Advertisements. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Son,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry County, Pa. WE would rnsnnntfiiltv invite the nntronam of the farmers, anil the public generally, as tno iiihiiknt rnn:ns tne niaiKet win anuru, will be paid lor all kinds1' GHAIN, 1 KLOUK, PRODUCE. HEEDS AND KAILUOAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH, " SALT, TLASTKIt, L'KMENT COAL, , IKON, STEEL, HOUSE BIIOES, &C,&0. FOB HALE AT TUB LOWEST RATES. M. Orders promptly lllled, Newport, July 28, 1875 If JyTEWPORT DRUG STORE. Hnvinw on haud a complrta annnrtmrmt of the fol lowing articles, the subscriber auks a share of your Itatrounro. Druff and MctHdnest CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock of Concentrated Homedies, ESSENTIAL OILS. Brushes, Perfumery IIAIll OIL, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR '. FOH MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Carefully and Promptly Filled B . M . EBY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, NEWPORT, PA. Sole A (rent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. -Count rv Merchants sunnlled with Uoods at Philadelphia prices. - xour oraers are solicited. v M ii. s. COOK & CO., Agree to sell all kinds of LUMBER , AND SHINGLES, forLF.83 MONEY than any other dealers In this county. We will also take pood Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for Liinnuer, s, we use viearnem l ine aim Hem lock only. ' W. B. 8. COOK & CO., Newport, .Perry Co., Pa. October 10, 1878. . , , American and Foreign Patents. GILMORE & CO., Successors to CniPMAN, " HOSMER & CO.. Holleltors. Patents iiro. cured In all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCF. No charue unless the patent In granted. No fees for making preliminary examinations. No addi tional fees for obtaining and conducting a re hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. npeciai attention given io inierierence oases be fore the Patent olrlee, Extensions before Con gress, Infringement Sultslii different States, and all litigation anneitalnlnii to liiventlona or Par. ents. Send Stamp to Gllmore & Co., for paniph- LAND CASKS, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP, Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U. B. General Land Office and Department of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MI NINO and PUE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip in 40, 80, any 100 acre pieces for sale. This Scrip is assignable, and can lie located In the name of t he purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry, at fl.25 per acre. It Is of equal value with Itounty Laud Warrants. Send Stamp to Uilmore & Co., tor pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OF PAV AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war. or their heirs, are In many cases entitled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., and a full re ply, after examination, will be given you free. . 1 K M1 S I O N S. All OFFICERS, SOLDIERS, and SAILORS, womded. nurtured, or lnlered in the late war. however slight; cau obtain a penson by addressing GILMORE & CO. Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before the Supreme Court of the Lulled Slates, the Court ot Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business is conducted in aseparate bureau, under charue of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old llrm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to liiLiAioKc. & CO., Is thus secured, we desire to win success by deservlngit. Address: UILMORE &CO.; 62U F. Street, Washington, D. C. IMPORTANT NOTICE. The subscriber late of the tlrm ot Hhoades Smith, would respecuuny inform the citizens or 1SLA1N and vlcinltv. that ha kaa nnened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new wairous and reoair old ohm at abort notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY per oeut. cheaper than (.nv win ui m. . M-ttive meaeall. Satlsfactica guaranteed. JACOB bMHU. Blaln, August 8, 18C7. THE WEED PRICES SEDUCED "The Family Favorite" IMPROVED Llght-Humiing, Noiseless, No Ocnrs,No Cnms,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood- Work. From this date, by the expiration ot l'atents under which we have been paying roy alticSjWC are enabled to sell our ma chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first- class machine. t Send for Circulars and Price Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 2G Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 18t Bl.ATCniiKY'8 Improved Cucumber Wood PTJMH?. Tasteless, Durable, Efficient and Cheap. The best Pump for the least money. At tention Is especially Invi ted to Illatcliley's Patent Improved liracket and New Drop Check Valve, which cau be withdrawn without removing the Pump or disturbing the joints. Also, the Copper Chamber, which never cracks or scales, and will outlast any other. For sale by Dealers everywhere. S-Hend for Catalortueand Price-List. CUAS. O. I1LATCHLEY, Manufacturer. 637 ly 606 Commerce St., Pnilupelphia, Pa. BOOTS Do you want LOOTS ot any kind t If so, call and see the LAKGE STOCK 1 NOW OFFEIIBD BY F. MOKTIMBB, New Pension Law, TTNDER an act of Conirress nnnroved March a. U 1 HT3, widows of officers who were killed, or died of disease contracted In the service, are now entitled to SOOper month for each of their cull di'cn. Thecuardlanof a minor child of a soldier who heretofore only received 13.00 per month pension lsuow entitled to $10. per moth. Soldiers who receive Invalid pensions can now have their pensions increased to auy sum or rate vumrmi 9n. unu 910. per inoimi. Soldiers who have lost their discharges can now obtain duplicates. Fathers and mothers who lost sons In the serv ice upon whom ,,iey were dependeut for support, van man uuiaill pt'USIOli!!. The undersigned having had over 10 years ex perience in the Claim ageuny business will attend promptly to claims under the a'jove act. Call on or address LEWIS POTTER, Attorney for Claimants, New Bloomdeld, 20tf. Perry Co.. Pa POPY YOUE; . LETTERQ J C8B excelsior copying book, MADE OF CHEMICAL PAPER. Quickly copies any writing WITHOUT Water, PRESS, or Brush, used at home, library or office. For ladies wish ing to retain coplesot letters, every business man, clergymen, correspondents, travels It Is Invalua blesells at sight. Send J.1.00 and we will send a 300 pane Book, letter size. BY MAIL naldtoanv address. We refer to anv Commercial Agency. Send stamp for Agents' Circular. EXCELSIOR MNF'O. CO., 110 Dearborn Bt., Chicago, Ills. 5000 won wAiviiuj. . . it oin DIVORCES Legally and quietly obtained In every State and jerriiory, ior iNCOMFATinn-iTT ana oiner causes, no matter where the party resides. 13 years' ex rterience. Fee after decree. All letter confiden tial. Address A. J. PKXTKIl. Att'y. ttooms 6 and 9. 1112 Dearborn. St.. CHICAGO. ILL. Un questionable references given. Correspondence wnu me legal proiessiou luvuea. i oin New lotlel lacliine y si IP! i Hotels. JHE PERRY HOUSE, Now Ulooin field, Terry Co., Ta., TIIOS. BUTCH, Proprietor. PENTENNIAL HOTEL, J (Formerly t.'-e Swegor House,) rAIN 8TJIEET, NEW HI.OOMFIELD, PEltKY CO., PA. JOS. S. SMITH Prnnrletor. UllVlnCT trniWl Dft(inlllliim1nlli f..M tmiifllent iMinnlHid, a filial uf imbllo DutrriMniie In solicited. in ui pHE MANSION HOUSE, New 111 ooni del (1, Penn'n., 1J. M. KINESMITII, . . Propr'-itor. This well knnwn hotel has latelv bnenenliirirAil re-painted and re lllted. liest neentiiiiiiidalhins alforded. f Careful hostlers always In allend ance. 1133 it DEABODY HOUSE, L CORNER op LOCUST and NINTH 8T8., PHILADELPHIA, PA. tnnvenlent fn All lltnee nf nmniamont anil av lines In the city. No changes to and from the Centennial grounds. Col. Watson, proprietor of the IIenrt llot'sn, Clnclnniitl for the past twenty vein s, and prevent, proprietor, has lensed the house for a term of years, and has newly furnished and II tied It throughout. He will keep a strictly llrst-elass limine, and has accommodation for 300 guests. itii in p iier tiny. No liar has ever been Itent. In thn II RNHV HOUSE, nor will any be kept lit the I'EA- JT. ELMO HOTEL, (FORMERLY "THE ONION,") JOS. M. FEUER, I'ronrietor. 817 & 819 ARCH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Terms, $2.60 Per Day, IIIB HOTEL being centrally located, and hav . Ing been entirely HHFiTTEn.lt will be found as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired w EST STREET HOTEL, Nos. 41, 43, 48 & 44 West St., m:u ionic, TEMPERANCE HOUBE, ON THE EURO PEAN PLAN. ROOMS SO and 75 cents per day. Charges very MODERATE. The best meats and vegetables In the market. BEST BEDS In the City. .171yu B.T. BABBITT, Proprietor. AUCTIONEERS. AS. P. LATCHFORD, A UCTIONEEB , Would respectfully Inform the publlo that he will cry sales at reasonable prices. All orders will receive pronint attention. . DONNALLV'S MILLS, PERRY CO., PA. TAMES CLEELAND , U Auctioneer, Offers hlB services to the citizens of Perry and Cumberland counties. Post olllce address, . ' Bhermansdale, Perry co., Pa. w. D. HENRY, A UCTIONEER. Blaln, Perry county Pa. -Terms Moderate and every exertion made iu reuuer saimiuuiiou. tin Auctioneer. The undersigned gives notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry or Dauphin counties. Orders are solloltedaud promptattentlon wltlbe given. iJ. D. WELLS, New Buffalo Perry co., Pa. D AVID M'COY, A 1 Auctioneer m Charges verv low. Post Office adilreu Ickesburg Penn'a- 8t Q B. HARNISH, AUCTIONEER, , Pelvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. 6 tf H OME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT I T would respectively Inform myfrlendsthatltn X ten calling upon them with a supply ol good of my 1 OWN MANUFACTURE. ' I Conslstingof . CASSIMERS, OASSINET8,' FLANNELS, (Plalnandbar'd) CARPETS, Aro., toexcliange for woo or selltor cash. J. M. BIXLEB. CemtbeWoolkh Factort. 6,17,4m J For Sale by F, Mohtimeb, New BIoomBeld Perry county, Pa. 1 82580 4TRAR. AiMBtawanted. Bnal. nealeltlmte.Partlouliafree. UlnuJ .WOBTHCO..aUlll..ll 045 PltKtr W4TCH AHD CHAIS-s ai,in.wliuWPrmi ulth eviirv order. Out. at free, J. U. (j lord Co., Cblcaso, Hi. fy& Ts W mr.il hx th. mnlinnii "XVtVvV liSlf ' Sl'lttl tun 6H.4UCT0 f lBISrU ATR ef U il K, sn l.rC.n.nmi)A- I Wjl lias, Ci;ki, KmaUitii A all Ser.tal.os K l 4iuiii. tta tnTirttfMfntmu'tJrjl VW. Ificiua.tirftit, IwiH, ta rat fJ ftjs.f l,iiu.c.i.tfi 6k7 He wanted to line. " You wnn' tojinethelian', do you V" wild nn old negro jircadicr to a young convert. " Yes, pur, I wnu' to jlno." " Well, nr, do you believe Ocrllab, a jilckaulnny little shaver, slewed a great big man called Dttvld, tint was longer dun tie Centre Market, wld a pebble dat was no bigger dan a linckleberryV Kb?" "No! I don't b'leve notliin' like dnt," was the reply. " )en you can't Jine." " Well den I bleves it. On wld do kateklse." " l)o you bleve, " continued tho dea con, "datdarwara man cnlled Joner who swallered a whale and kept it down a awful long time before lie pplttetl It out!"' " No, sar ; can't make me bleve dat," was the response. " lien you can't Jine." " Well, now, by Jingo, I bleve dat too. do on wld de kateklne." " Well, you bleve dat dar was a man named Dellla, and a woman called Hampson got down in de cellar of a big house what weighed mor'n de Centen nial, and lifted it kerslap clean out ob do world V" " Don't bleve nothln' ob de kind," was the indignant reply. " Den you can't Jine." "Don't want to Jine. I don't bleve dat fish story you just told me, cither. There was no further "katekise." Old Jokes Remodeled. "What do the Arabs of tho desert live on, pa V" asked a roguish little girl of her father. " Fudge, Nelly, that is an old conun drum. They live on the sand which la (sandwiches) there." " Yes, but, pa, how do they get them?" " Well, really, Nelly, I give it up." " Why, pa, don't you know that the sons of Ham were bred and mustered In the wilderness V" " Come, come, my daughter, that la too killing. Don't say another word.", " Oh, yes ; do tell me what they eaton their sandwiches." "Eaton them I Why, what do they eat on them V" " Butter, to be sure." " Butter 1 How do they get butter V" " Why, you know, pa, that when Lot's wife was turned Into a - pillar of salt, all the family but her ran into the wilderness!" " Your visits remind me of the growth of a successful newspaper," said Uncle Jabez leaning his chin on his hand and glancing on William Henry, who was sweet on Angelica. " Why so V" Inquired William Henry. " Well, they commenced on a weekly, grew to a trl-weekly, and have become daily, with a Bunday supplement." " Yes," said William Henry," bracing up, " and after we are married we will issue an extra," tF She kicked up her dress with her right foot and showed the stripes on her left ankle, and the little rascal saw it and yelled, " Bay, Cully, there goes another woman that's strung halted ; watch her h'ist her foot like a hosa." And they watched her until she kicked again, when they both yelled, " Whoa, Nance," and rolled off the curbstone into the gutter. tO He had been telling her about his troubles, and how everything seemed against him rheumatism, the wicked world, &c, when she, like the Chicago girl she was, broke out : " You must be very fond of dieting upon the frogs, Mr. Taine." " Frogs V" inquired he, " why frogs i"' "Oh, because," replied the heartless Miss, " you are such a croak er 1" It cured him. 63" A lawyer was cross-examining a high-spirited woman, who was evidently a match for any man, while her husband sat sheepishly listening. The lawyer was preshlng a question urgently, when she said, with fire flashing from her eyes: "You needn't think to catch hie, for you tried that once." " Madam, I have not the slightest desire to catch you, and your husband looks as if he was sorry he did." tJ3 " Good gracious, what is that, Beth V" said Mrs. Bpicer, as a fruit ped dler drove past at 6 A. 3t., howling : "Herey-a-hl peecUiz; ripe pecchiz!" " That, my dear," said Bpicer, drowsily, boring his head into the pillow for a final nap, " that's peaches and scream." ' CJT Mrs. Partington remarks that few persona now-a-day9 suffer from sugges tions of the brain. She also remarks that Ike has bought a horse so spirituous that he always goes off in a decanter.