THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., AUGUST 21, 1877.
Tho Bloomflold Times
STEAM
job okfick
IS THE rLACE TO GET
Plain and Fancy
SALE BILLS,
PAMPHLETS,
LETTER-HEADS,
- CIRCULARS,
ENVELOPES,
CARDS,
" INVITATIONS,
TICKETS,
BILL-HEADS,
&c., &c, &c, &c.
At the Shortest Notice
AND MOST
REASONABLE RATES.
B
ALL SCALES.
LB. MARYANEUTH, D. W. DEKB and
JAMES U. G1UEK. known as
" The Ball Scale Company,"
have now on hand a large supply of Buoy's Patent
COUNTEK SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap
est and best Conntcr Scale In the market.
For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania,
Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad
dress "The Ball Scale Company," rottsville.
Bchiiylknicoimty, Pa.
. For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap
ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen
and examined any time.
J. LETBY & BRO.,
Newport, Perry co.. Pa.
FRANK MOKTIMEK,
fitt NewI)loomaeld,Perryco.,Fa.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from the
errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, Sc., I
will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
a missionary in South America. Send a self-addressed
envelope to the Key. Joseph T. Inmak,
Station D, Bible House, New York Cltv. 16b ly
STEWART'S
ADJUSTABLE TKlAULL
FOR OPERATING
SEWING MACHINES
' WITHOUT
FATIGUE OR INJURY.
The most complete method of propelling the
sewing machlhe. It saves four-fifths the labor and
entirely avoids the cause of physical injury i en
dorsed oy the medical fraternity. It can be at
tached to any ordinary sewing machine without
removing the machine from the house. No sew
ing machine should be used without this Im
portant attachment. Send for our circulars,
which explains the principles. Address,
NEW YORK TREADLE MFtt. CO.,
8-lyr. 64 CorUandt Street, JV. Y.
UC Ull I mall one and one-half dozen of
lib Vilkh the most beautiful newChromos,
In French oil color ever seen for gl.OO. They are
mounted in 8 x 10 black enamel and gold mats,
oval opening and outsell anything now before
the public. Satisfaction guaranteed. Two sam
ples for 25 cents, or six lor 60 cent5. Send 10
cents to grand Illustrated catalogue with chro
nic of Moonlight on the llhine. or 20 cents for
two Landscapes and Calla Llllies on black
ground. J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St.,
Boston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Chro
moo,vEngravl&sandwArt A FORTUNE.
GLENN'S
SULPHUR SOAP,
A Sterling Remedy Fob Diseases akd
Injuries of tub Skin ; A Healthful
Beautttcbr or tub Complexion; A Re
liable Means of Preventing and Re
lieving Rheumatism and Godt, and an
Unequaled Disinfectant, Deodorizer
and Counter-Irritant.
Glenn's Sulvhur Soap, besides eradi
cating local diseases of the skin, banishes
def'ecis of the complexion and imparts to it
fratuyrag ciearmas ana smoouinets.
Sulvhur Baths are celebrated for en
riuV eruptions and other diseases of the skin.
as well as Rheumatism and Gout Glenn's
Sulphur Soap produces Uie same effects
at a most trilling expense. This admirable
enociflc also speedily heals or. bruit u.
scalds, burns, sprains and cut. It removes
- dandruff and prevents the hair from falling
mt and turning gray.
Clothing and linen used in the sick room
Is disinfected, and diseases communicable by
contact with Uie person, prevented oy iu
The Medical Fraternity sanction Its use.
Prices, 25 awtj 60 Cents per Cake, Per
Box, (3 Cakes,) 60c and 11.80.
M, B. Bay Dm Urgt ulm and thereby economise. Sold
f au Urugguu.
Hill's Hair ana Whisker Dye," Black
r jirew h, eve
C.lCymSTW,Prj,r,7BiillAT.I.I.
Newport Adroritsomonts.
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones ft Bon,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
llrlck Warehouse, Front St., above Market,
Newport, Perry, County, Pa.
WE would rnsnectrullv Invite the natronane of
the farmers, and the public generally, as
the HlUIlIiST l'HICKH the market will afford,
will be paid for all kinds of
GRAIN,
FLOUR,
. FUODWCE.
SEEDS AND
RAILROAD TIES
We have constantly on hand ,
FISH,
SALT,
PLASTER,
CEMENT
COAL,
IRON,
STEEL,
HORSE SHOES, &o., &o.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES.
1. Orders promptly filled,
Newport, July 20, 1875 tf
JEWPORT DRUG STORE.
Having on hand a complete assortment of the fol
lowing articles, the aubecriber asks a Bhareof your
patronage.
Drugs and Medicines,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS.
Also a full stock of
Concentrated Remedies,
ESSENTIAL OILS,
Brushes, Perfumer'
IIAIIl OIL,
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,
PURE WINES & LIQUOR
FOB
MEDICINAL and 8 AC K AMEN T A L
PURPOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carefully and Promptly Filled
B. M. EBY,
Newport, Penn'a.
J B. HARTZELL,
Wholesale Tobacco Dealer,
NEWPORT, PA.
Hole Aeent for Lorilard's Bunerlor Tobaccos,
M-uouniry Aiercnauis supplied "im uooas
fit Philnrinlimla rtrlees
ni
- y.our oraers are soneitea.
9 14
II. S. COOK & CO.,
Agree to sell all kinds of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take pood Timber on the
stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange fur
Lumber, &o, We use Clearfield Fine and Uem-
iock omy.
W. R. a COOK & CO.,
Newport, jPcrry Co., Pa.
October 10, 1876.
American
and Foreign
Patents.
GILMORE & CO., Successors to CIIIPMAN,
" HOSMER St CO.. Solicitors. Patents nr
cured in all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCF.
No charge unless the patent Is granted. No fees
ior waning preliminary examinations. No addt.
tlonal fees for obtaining and conducting a re-
sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived.
Special attention irlvcn to IntttrfarmicA rnuoa im.
fore the Patent ofllce. Extensions before Con
gress, iiiuiiigvmencniiiisin aiiierent mates, and
all litigation annftrtalnlna' t.n lnvAntlm,.
ents. Send Stamp to Ullmore St Co., for Damon.
Kit rtt alvfrw it 'i mi I '
LAND CASES", LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U
8. General Land Omce and Department of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and
PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any liio acre
pieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can
be located in the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry at
81.25 per acre. It is of equal value with Bounty
1.Ati1 WftrrAlita. HAlirl Hhumt tti flllm.tpA x. f
for pamphlet of Instruction.
ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, or their heirs, are in many casesentltled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., aud a full ra
ply.after examination, will be given you free.
PENSIONS.
All OFFICERS, SOLDIERS, and SAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or injured In the late war,
however slight, can obtain a peuson by addressing
GILMORE & CO. 8
Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business is conducted
In aseparate bureau, under charge of the same
experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
GILMORE & CO., is thus secured. We desire to
win success by deserving it.
Address I GILMORE SCO.,
62U V. Street,
Washington, D. C
IMPORTANT NOTICE The subscriber
late of the Arm of Rhoades Smith, would
respectfully Inform the citizens of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he kas opened a WAGON
MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new
wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and
at from TEN to TWENTY per oeuU cheaper than
tli old firm.
"(ilre me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed.
n, . . JACOB bMlTll.
Blaln, August 8, 1867.
THE WEED
PRICES REDUCED
"The Family Favorite"
IMPROVED
li Model Machine.
Light-Running, Noiseless,
No Oears,No Cams,No Springs.
New and Elegant Styles of Wood
Work. From this date, by the expiration
of Fatents under which we
have been paying roy
alties,we are enabled
to sell our mo
chines at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES,
and as low as those of any first
class machine.
GeU Send for ' Circulars and
Price Lists.
Weed Sewing Machine Co.,
2G Union Square,
NEW YORK.
11 7 18L
DLATCIILKY'S
Improved
Cucumber Wood
PUMP.
Tasteless, Durable, EHIclent
and Cheap. The best Pump
tor me lease money. At
tentlon is especially Invi.
ted to Blatchley's Patent
improved liraoKet and
New DroD Check Valve.
which can be withdrawn
without removliiK the
Pump or disturbing the
Joints. Also, the Copper
Chamber, which never
cracks or scales, and will
outlast any other. Forsale
by Dealers everywhere
WSend for Catalogue and Price-List
CilAS. G.KLATCHLKY, H
Manufacturer.
637 ly
6U6 Commerce Bt, Puilapelphia, Pa,
BOOTS
Do you want BOOTS ot any klndt
' It so, call and see the
LAltGE STOCK
HOW OFFERED BY
F. MOUTIMEK,
Netv Pension Laiv.
UNDER an aot of Congress approved March 3,
1H73, widows of otllcers who were killed, or
died of disease contracted In the service, are now
entitled to fi.00 per month for each of their cull
areu.
The guardian of a minor child of a soldier who
heretofore only received .0u per mouth pension
Is now entitled to 810. per moth.
Soldiers who receive invalid Denslonscan now
have their pensions Increased to any sum or rate
uecween s. ana sis. per mouin.
Bbldlers who have lost their discharges ean now
ouiain aupncaies.
Fathers and mothers who lost sons InthAserv.
loe upon whom Aey were dependent tor support,
van itisuuuMtiil pensions.
Theunderslened havinir had over 10 vears ex.
perlencein the Claim agency business will attend
promptly claims under the above act.
Call on or address
LEWIS POTTER,
Attorney for Claimants,
New Bloonifleld,
aott. Perry Co..Pa
COPY YOUR LETTERQ
USB
Excelsior Copying Book,
MADE OFCIIKMIOALFAPEM. Quickly copies
any writing WITHOUT Water, PRESS, or Brush,
used at home, library or ofllce. Fur ladies wish
ing to retain copies of letters, every business man,
clergymen, correspondents, travels It is Invalua
ble sells at sight. Send and we will send a
800 page Book, letter size, 1Y MAIL paid to any
address. We refer to any Commercial Agency.
Send stamp for Agents' Circular. EXCKLSIOB
MNF'I). CO., 110 Dearborn St., Chicago, Ills. 5000
AGENTS WANTED. H6ia
DIVORCES
Legally and quietly obtained in every State and
Territory, for iNOOMFATiniMTT and other causes,
no matter where the party resides. 13 years' ex-
f erlence. Fee after decree. All letters con 0 den
ial. Address A.. J. IHSXTKlt, Att'y, Hooins
8 and 9. 132 Dearborn, St., CHICAGO, ILL. Un
questionable references given. Correspondence
with the legal profession Invited. 11 5in
3 2
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Hotels.
pE PERRY HOUSE,
New Bloonifleld, Terry Co., Ta.,
TII08. BUTCH, Proprietor.
PENTENNIAL HOTEL,
J (Formerly the Bwoger House.)
MAIN STREET,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, rEMlY CO., PA.
JOS. B. BMITII, .... Proprietor.
laving pood accommodations for regular or
jislent boarders, a share of nubile natronnirii
Is solicited. 10 ltf
pjE MANSION HOUSE,
New Bloonifleld, I'enn'n.,
D. M. niNESMITH, . . Proprietor.
This well k nown hotel has Intel v been enlareeil .
re-pnlnted and re-lltted. Best accommodations
afforded. i Careful hostlers always in attend
auce. 933 tl
DEAB0DY HOUSE,
" CORNER OF LOCUST and NINTH STS.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Cnnvpnient tn all nlanps nf nmnqpiripnf: nnrt par
lines In the city. No changes to and from the
Centennial grounds.
Col. Watson, proprietor ot the Henrt Hottsh,
Cincinnati for tlie past twenty years, and present
proprietor, lias leased the house for a term of
years, and has newly furnished and fitted it
throughout. He will keep a strictly first-class
house, and has accommodation, for 300 guests.
Terms 8) per day.
- No Bar has ever been kept In the HENRY
HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the PEA-
gT. ELMO HOTEL,
(FORMERLY "THE UNION,")
JOS. 51. FEtiER, Proprietor.
817 & 819 ARCH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA.
Terms,
$2.60 Per Day,
'I HIS HOTEL being centrally located, and hav
X Ing been entirely refitted, it wjll be found
as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired
w
EST STREET HOTEL,
Nos. 41, 43, 48 & 44 West St.,
JfEW YOIIK,
TEMPF.SANCE HOUSE, ON THE EURO
PEAN PLAN.
ROOMS fiO and 75 cents Ber dav. Charges verv
MODERATE. The best meats and vegetables in
uie maraei,. jbjiba uclib in me viry.
;l71yK i B.T. BABBITT, Proprietor,
AUCTIONEERS.
TAMES CLEELAND
U Auctioneer,
Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and
vuniuuriauu uuuuLies. j-usc oiuce aaaress,
Sherruansdale, Perry co.. Pa,
w.
D. HENRY,
AUCTIONEER.
Blalo, Perry connty Pa.
jTerms Moderate aud every exertion made
iu leuuer Butiiuciiua. till
Auctioneer. The nndorsienod trivei
notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry
or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and
promptattentlon wlllbe given.
i. 11,
WELLS,
New Buffalo
Perry co.,Pa.
D
AVID M'COY,
Auctioneer
Charees verv low. Post Office address
icaesDurg renn a Bt"
Q B.HARNISH,
AUCTIONEER,
Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and
satisfaction guaranteed. S tf
H
0ME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT!
T would respectively Inform mvfrlendsthat Iln
JL tend oalling upon them with a supply of good
ofmy
OWN MANUFACTURE.
Consisting of
CASSIMERS,
CASSINffiTS,
FLANNELS, (Plain and bar'd)
CARPETS, &o.t
toexchangefor woo or sellfor cash.
J.M.BIZLEB
CbntbkWooles Factory. 6,17,4m
' .fOSK ' CVD till til UCTO.
fHOWUlTR.fUIlK, itsr.f.rCtniomo.
I imi, Mnjai, macuut tu terololou I
wfUM. ikioQraiitrutfr(lraoai
U Ik tu Ml rot It, I will, M rveif t
,.MtiraWMIUn.C.l.VUUIIy
W For Sale by F. Mohtimeb, New BloomDeld
Perry couuty, Pa.
VERY LADY SHOULD
HAVE ONE OF OUB
IMPROVED PLAITERS,
adapted to all kinds of goods, and to all the dif
ferent and fashionable styles of Plaiting. Simple
and easily managed, It Is Just the article every
lady p.dedt.
Bent by n:all, postage paid, on receipt of prloe,
12.00. 8end tor Clrouiar.
Address
N. Y. TREADLE IVFQ CO.,
Hi OjrUaniit Street Aete Tor.
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SBBH
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Schneider's Tomaloea.
Behnelder Is very fontl of tomatoes.
Schneider has a friend In the country
who raises " garden sass and slch."
Schneider had an Invitation to visit his
friend last week, and regale himself on
his favorite vegetable. Ills friend PfeliTer
being busy negotiating with a city pro
duce dealer, on his arrival, Schneider
thought he would take a stroll In the
garden, and sec some of his favorites in
their pristine beauty. We will letrhim
tell the rest of the story In his own Ian-
guage : , '
" Veil, I valks shust a llddle vhlle
roundt, when I sees some off dose dcr-
marters vot vas so red und nice as I
nefer dlt see any more, und I dinks I
vlll put mlneself outside about a gouple-a-tozen,
shust to geef me a llddle abbe
dlte vor dinner. So I bulls off von ov
der reddest und pest lookin of dose der
marters, und dakes a pooty goot plte
out ov dot, und vas chewing It 'oup
pooty quick, ven by chlminy 1 I dort
I had a peese ov red-hot goals in mine
mout, or vas chewing oup dwo or dree
bapers of needles ; und I velt so pad, al
ready, dot mine eyes vas vool of tears,
und I mate vor an " olt oken bucket"
vot I seen hanging in der veil, as I vas
goomln' along.
" Shust den mine vried PfeliTer game
oup und ask me vot mate me veel so
padt, und if any of mine family vas
dead. I dold him dot I vas the only
von of der vamily dot vas pooty sick;
und den I ask him vot kind of der
marters dose vas vot I hat shust peen
bicklng ; urid, mine craclous, how dot
landsman laughft, und said dot dose vas
redpeppers dot he vas raising vor bep
per sauce. You pet my life I vas mat.
I radder you give me feefty tollars as to
eat some more ov dose pepper-saace der
marters." O Clergyman makes a pastoral call
lady brings forward her son of eight
rnn i -v Via avnmlnad aa s 1 t a s
al sentiments :
Pastor" What is a miracle V"
Boy " Dunno."
Pastor " If you were to see the sun
in the middle of the night, what would
you think of it ?"
Boy" Should think 'twas the moon."
Pastor" But if somebody was to tell
you 'twas the sun, what would you
think V"
Boy" Should think 'twas a lie." j
Pastor" But I don't lie. If I should
tell you 'twas the sun, what would you '
think V"
Boy "Should think you wasn't
sober."
C2 A lawyer upon a circuit in Ireland,
who Was pleading the case of an infant
plaintiff, took the child up in his arms,
and presented it to the jury, suffused
with tears. This had a great effect until
the opposite lawyer asked the child,
" What makes you cry ?" "He pinch
ed me I " answered the little Innocent.
The whole court was convulsed with
laughter.
O" " Aunt Julia," said a blooming
girl of seventeen, " what is necessary
in order to write a good love letter V
" Well," replied the aunt, you must
begin without knowing what you mean
to say, and finish without knowing what
you have written."
O" As Frank, who had been taught
to believe that he had been made of
dust, stood watching the dust as the
wind whirled it in eddies, he exclaimed :
" Ma, I think the dust looks as if there
was going to be another little boy made."
63" " He is a man after my own heart,
pa," said Julia, reverting to her Augus
tus. " Nonsense," replied old Practical,
" he is a man after the money your
uncle left you." And then all was
quiet.
CJ" " I have lost my appetite," saidxa
gigantic friend to Snodgrass the other
day. " I hope," replied Snodgrass "that
no poor man has found it, for it would
ruin him in a week."
ty Wellington, it is eald, was always
fond of bestowing military names on
various articles. lie called night-gowu
a nap-eack. , ,