THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA., AUGUST 21, 1877. Tho Bloomflold Times STEAM job okfick IS THE rLACE TO GET Plain and Fancy SALE BILLS, PAMPHLETS, LETTER-HEADS, - CIRCULARS, ENVELOPES, CARDS, " INVITATIONS, TICKETS, BILL-HEADS, &c., &c, &c, &c. At the Shortest Notice AND MOST REASONABLE RATES. B ALL SCALES. LB. MARYANEUTH, D. W. DEKB and JAMES U. G1UEK. known as " The Ball Scale Company," have now on hand a large supply of Buoy's Patent COUNTEK SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap est and best Conntcr Scale In the market. For Scales, or Agencies In Pennsylvania, Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad dress "The Ball Scale Company," rottsville. Bchiiylknicoimty, Pa. . For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap ply to the undersigned, where they can be seen and examined any time. J. LETBY & BRO., Newport, Perry co.. Pa. FRANK MOKTIMEK, fitt NewI)loomaeld,Perryco.,Fa. A CARD. To all who are suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, Sc., I will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Key. Joseph T. Inmak, Station D, Bible House, New York Cltv. 16b ly STEWART'S ADJUSTABLE TKlAULL FOR OPERATING SEWING MACHINES ' WITHOUT FATIGUE OR INJURY. The most complete method of propelling the sewing machlhe. It saves four-fifths the labor and entirely avoids the cause of physical injury i en dorsed oy the medical fraternity. It can be at tached to any ordinary sewing machine without removing the machine from the house. No sew ing machine should be used without this Im portant attachment. Send for our circulars, which explains the principles. Address, NEW YORK TREADLE MFtt. CO., 8-lyr. 64 CorUandt Street, JV. Y. UC Ull I mall one and one-half dozen of lib Vilkh the most beautiful newChromos, In French oil color ever seen for gl.OO. They are mounted in 8 x 10 black enamel and gold mats, oval opening and outsell anything now before the public. Satisfaction guaranteed. Two sam ples for 25 cents, or six lor 60 cent5. Send 10 cents to grand Illustrated catalogue with chro nic of Moonlight on the llhine. or 20 cents for two Landscapes and Calla Llllies on black ground. J. LATHAM & CO., 419 Washington St., Boston, Massachusetts, Headquarters for Chro moo,vEngravl&sandwArt A FORTUNE. GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A Sterling Remedy Fob Diseases akd Injuries of tub Skin ; A Healthful Beautttcbr or tub Complexion; A Re liable Means of Preventing and Re lieving Rheumatism and Godt, and an Unequaled Disinfectant, Deodorizer and Counter-Irritant. Glenn's Sulvhur Soap, besides eradi cating local diseases of the skin, banishes def'ecis of the complexion and imparts to it fratuyrag ciearmas ana smoouinets. Sulvhur Baths are celebrated for en riuV eruptions and other diseases of the skin. as well as Rheumatism and Gout Glenn's Sulphur Soap produces Uie same effects at a most trilling expense. This admirable enociflc also speedily heals or. bruit u. scalds, burns, sprains and cut. It removes - dandruff and prevents the hair from falling mt and turning gray. Clothing and linen used in the sick room Is disinfected, and diseases communicable by contact with Uie person, prevented oy iu The Medical Fraternity sanction Its use. Prices, 25 awtj 60 Cents per Cake, Per Box, (3 Cakes,) 60c and 11.80. M, B. Bay Dm Urgt ulm and thereby economise. Sold f au Urugguu. Hill's Hair ana Whisker Dye," Black r jirew h, eve C.lCymSTW,Prj,r,7BiillAT.I.I. Newport Adroritsomonts. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones ft Bon,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, llrlck Warehouse, Front St., above Market, Newport, Perry, County, Pa. WE would rnsnectrullv Invite the natronane of the farmers, and the public generally, as the HlUIlIiST l'HICKH the market will afford, will be paid for all kinds of GRAIN, FLOUR, . FUODWCE. SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand , FISH, SALT, PLASTER, CEMENT COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, &o., &o. FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES. 1. Orders promptly filled, Newport, July 20, 1875 tf JEWPORT DRUG STORE. Having on hand a complete assortment of the fol lowing articles, the aubecriber asks a Bhareof your patronage. Drugs and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. Also a full stock of Concentrated Remedies, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, Perfumer' IIAIIl OIL, AND FANCY ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOB MEDICINAL and 8 AC K AMEN T A L PURPOSES PHYSICIANS ORDERS Carefully and Promptly Filled B. M. EBY, Newport, Penn'a. J B. HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, NEWPORT, PA. Hole Aeent for Lorilard's Bunerlor Tobaccos, M-uouniry Aiercnauis supplied "im uooas fit Philnrinlimla rtrlees ni - y.our oraers are soneitea. 9 14 II. S. COOK & CO., Agree to sell all kinds of LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this county. We will also take pood Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange fur Lumber, &o, We use Clearfield Fine and Uem- iock omy. W. R. a COOK & CO., Newport, jPcrry Co., Pa. October 10, 1876. American and Foreign Patents. GILMORE & CO., Successors to CIIIPMAN, " HOSMER St CO.. Solicitors. Patents nr cured in all countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCF. No charge unless the patent Is granted. No fees ior waning preliminary examinations. No addt. tlonal fees for obtaining and conducting a re- sioner, ALL rejected applications may be revived. Special attention irlvcn to IntttrfarmicA rnuoa im. fore the Patent ofllce. Extensions before Con gress, iiiuiiigvmencniiiisin aiiierent mates, and all litigation annftrtalnlna' t.n lnvAntlm,. ents. Send Stamp to Ullmore St Co., for Damon. Kit rtt alvfrw it 'i mi I ' LAND CASES", LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the U 8. General Land Omce and Department of the Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any liio acre pieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can be located in the name of the purchaser upon any Government land subject to private entry at 81.25 per acre. It is of equal value with Bounty 1.Ati1 WftrrAlita. HAlirl Hhumt tti flllm.tpA x. f for pamphlet of Instruction. ARREARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY. OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the late war, or their heirs, are in many casesentltled to money from the Government of which they have no knowledge. Write full history of service, and state amount of pay and bounty received. Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., aud a full ra ply.after examination, will be given you free. PENSIONS. All OFFICERS, SOLDIERS, and SAILORS, wounded, ruptured, or injured In the late war, however slight, can obtain a peuson by addressing GILMORE & CO. 8 Cases prosecuted by GILMORE & CO., before the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission. Each department of our business is conducted In aseparate bureau, under charge of the same experienced parties, embloyed by the old firm. Prompt attention to all business entrusted to GILMORE & CO., is thus secured. We desire to win success by deserving it. Address I GILMORE SCO., 62U V. Street, Washington, D. C IMPORTANT NOTICE The subscriber late of the Arm of Rhoades Smith, would respectfully Inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he kas opened a WAGON MAKER-SHOP, and is prepared to make new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, and at from TEN to TWENTY per oeuU cheaper than tli old firm. "(ilre me a call. Satisfaction guaranteed. n, . . JACOB bMlTll. Blaln, August 8, 1867. THE WEED PRICES REDUCED "The Family Favorite" IMPROVED li Model Machine. Light-Running, Noiseless, No Oears,No Cams,No Springs. New and Elegant Styles of Wood Work. From this date, by the expiration of Fatents under which we have been paying roy alties,we are enabled to sell our mo chines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first class machine. GeU Send for ' Circulars and Price Lists. Weed Sewing Machine Co., 2G Union Square, NEW YORK. 11 7 18L DLATCIILKY'S Improved Cucumber Wood PUMP. Tasteless, Durable, EHIclent and Cheap. The best Pump tor me lease money. At tentlon is especially Invi. ted to Blatchley's Patent improved liraoKet and New DroD Check Valve. which can be withdrawn without removliiK the Pump or disturbing the Joints. Also, the Copper Chamber, which never cracks or scales, and will outlast any other. Forsale by Dealers everywhere WSend for Catalogue and Price-List CilAS. G.KLATCHLKY, H Manufacturer. 637 ly 6U6 Commerce Bt, Puilapelphia, Pa, BOOTS Do you want BOOTS ot any klndt ' It so, call and see the LAltGE STOCK HOW OFFERED BY F. MOUTIMEK, Netv Pension Laiv. UNDER an aot of Congress approved March 3, 1H73, widows of otllcers who were killed, or died of disease contracted In the service, are now entitled to fi.00 per month for each of their cull areu. The guardian of a minor child of a soldier who heretofore only received .0u per mouth pension Is now entitled to 810. per moth. Soldiers who receive invalid Denslonscan now have their pensions Increased to any sum or rate uecween s. ana sis. per mouin. Bbldlers who have lost their discharges ean now ouiain aupncaies. Fathers and mothers who lost sons InthAserv. loe upon whom Aey were dependent tor support, van itisuuuMtiil pensions. Theunderslened havinir had over 10 vears ex. perlencein the Claim agency business will attend promptly claims under the above act. Call on or address LEWIS POTTER, Attorney for Claimants, New Bloonifleld, aott. Perry Co..Pa COPY YOUR LETTERQ USB Excelsior Copying Book, MADE OFCIIKMIOALFAPEM. Quickly copies any writing WITHOUT Water, PRESS, or Brush, used at home, library or ofllce. Fur ladies wish ing to retain copies of letters, every business man, clergymen, correspondents, travels It is Invalua ble sells at sight. Send and we will send a 800 page Book, letter size, 1Y MAIL paid to any address. We refer to any Commercial Agency. Send stamp for Agents' Circular. EXCKLSIOB MNF'I). CO., 110 Dearborn St., Chicago, Ills. 5000 AGENTS WANTED. H6ia DIVORCES Legally and quietly obtained in every State and Territory, for iNOOMFATiniMTT and other causes, no matter where the party resides. 13 years' ex- f erlence. Fee after decree. All letters con 0 den ial. Address A.. J. IHSXTKlt, Att'y, Hooins 8 and 9. 132 Dearborn, St., CHICAGO, ILL. Un questionable references given. Correspondence with the legal profession Invited. 11 5in 3 2 H s mm i Hotels. pE PERRY HOUSE, New Bloonifleld, Terry Co., Ta., TII08. BUTCH, Proprietor. PENTENNIAL HOTEL, J (Formerly the Bwoger House.) MAIN STREET, NEW BLOOMFIELD, rEMlY CO., PA. JOS. B. BMITII, .... Proprietor. laving pood accommodations for regular or jislent boarders, a share of nubile natronnirii Is solicited. 10 ltf pjE MANSION HOUSE, New Bloonifleld, I'enn'n., D. M. niNESMITH, . . Proprietor. This well k nown hotel has Intel v been enlareeil . re-pnlnted and re-lltted. Best accommodations afforded. i Careful hostlers always in attend auce. 933 tl DEAB0DY HOUSE, " CORNER OF LOCUST and NINTH STS., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Cnnvpnient tn all nlanps nf nmnqpiripnf: nnrt par lines In the city. No changes to and from the Centennial grounds. Col. Watson, proprietor ot the Henrt Hottsh, Cincinnati for tlie past twenty years, and present proprietor, lias leased the house for a term of years, and has newly furnished and fitted it throughout. He will keep a strictly first-class house, and has accommodation, for 300 guests. Terms 8) per day. - No Bar has ever been kept In the HENRY HOUSE, nor will any be kept at the PEA- gT. ELMO HOTEL, (FORMERLY "THE UNION,") JOS. 51. FEtiER, Proprietor. 817 & 819 ARCH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Terms, $2.60 Per Day, 'I HIS HOTEL being centrally located, and hav X Ing been entirely refitted, it wjll be found as pleasant a stopping place as can be desired w EST STREET HOTEL, Nos. 41, 43, 48 & 44 West St., JfEW YOIIK, TEMPF.SANCE HOUSE, ON THE EURO PEAN PLAN. ROOMS fiO and 75 cents Ber dav. Charges verv MODERATE. The best meats and vegetables in uie maraei,. jbjiba uclib in me viry. ;l71yK i B.T. BABBITT, Proprietor, AUCTIONEERS. TAMES CLEELAND U Auctioneer, Offers his services to the citizens of Perry and vuniuuriauu uuuuLies. j-usc oiuce aaaress, Sherruansdale, Perry co.. Pa, w. D. HENRY, AUCTIONEER. Blalo, Perry connty Pa. jTerms Moderate aud every exertion made iu leuuer Butiiuciiua. till Auctioneer. The nndorsienod trivei notice that he will cry sales at any point In Perry or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and promptattentlon wlllbe given. i. 11, WELLS, New Buffalo Perry co.,Pa. D AVID M'COY, Auctioneer Charees verv low. Post Office address icaesDurg renn a Bt" Q B.HARNISH, AUCTIONEER, Delvllle, Perry Co., Pa. Charges moderate, and satisfaction guaranteed. S tf H 0ME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! T would respectively Inform mvfrlendsthat Iln JL tend oalling upon them with a supply of good ofmy OWN MANUFACTURE. Consisting of CASSIMERS, CASSINffiTS, FLANNELS, (Plain and bar'd) CARPETS, &o.t toexchangefor woo or sellfor cash. J.M.BIZLEB CbntbkWooles Factory. 6,17,4m ' .fOSK ' CVD till til UCTO. fHOWUlTR.fUIlK, itsr.f.rCtniomo. I imi, Mnjai, macuut tu terololou I wfUM. ikioQraiitrutfr(lraoai U Ik tu Ml rot It, I will, M rveif t ,.MtiraWMIUn.C.l.VUUIIy W For Sale by F. Mohtimeb, New BloomDeld Perry couuty, Pa. VERY LADY SHOULD HAVE ONE OF OUB IMPROVED PLAITERS, adapted to all kinds of goods, and to all the dif ferent and fashionable styles of Plaiting. Simple and easily managed, It Is Just the article every lady p.dedt. Bent by n:all, postage paid, on receipt of prloe, 12.00. 8end tor Clrouiar. Address N. Y. TREADLE IVFQ CO., Hi OjrUaniit Street Aete Tor. mm m SBBH r Schneider's Tomaloea. Behnelder Is very fontl of tomatoes. Schneider has a friend In the country who raises " garden sass and slch." Schneider had an Invitation to visit his friend last week, and regale himself on his favorite vegetable. Ills friend PfeliTer being busy negotiating with a city pro duce dealer, on his arrival, Schneider thought he would take a stroll In the garden, and sec some of his favorites in their pristine beauty. We will letrhim tell the rest of the story In his own Ian- guage : , ' " Veil, I valks shust a llddle vhlle roundt, when I sees some off dose dcr- marters vot vas so red und nice as I nefer dlt see any more, und I dinks I vlll put mlneself outside about a gouple-a-tozen, shust to geef me a llddle abbe dlte vor dinner. So I bulls off von ov der reddest und pest lookin of dose der marters, und dakes a pooty goot plte out ov dot, und vas chewing It 'oup pooty quick, ven by chlminy 1 I dort I had a peese ov red-hot goals in mine mout, or vas chewing oup dwo or dree bapers of needles ; und I velt so pad, al ready, dot mine eyes vas vool of tears, und I mate vor an " olt oken bucket" vot I seen hanging in der veil, as I vas goomln' along. " Shust den mine vried PfeliTer game oup und ask me vot mate me veel so padt, und if any of mine family vas dead. I dold him dot I vas the only von of der vamily dot vas pooty sick; und den I ask him vot kind of der marters dose vas vot I hat shust peen bicklng ; urid, mine craclous, how dot landsman laughft, und said dot dose vas redpeppers dot he vas raising vor bep per sauce. You pet my life I vas mat. I radder you give me feefty tollars as to eat some more ov dose pepper-saace der marters." O Clergyman makes a pastoral call lady brings forward her son of eight rnn i -v Via avnmlnad aa s 1 t a s al sentiments : Pastor" What is a miracle V" Boy " Dunno." Pastor " If you were to see the sun in the middle of the night, what would you think of it ?" Boy" Should think 'twas the moon." Pastor" But if somebody was to tell you 'twas the sun, what would you think V" Boy" Should think 'twas a lie." j Pastor" But I don't lie. If I should tell you 'twas the sun, what would you ' think V" Boy "Should think you wasn't sober." C2 A lawyer upon a circuit in Ireland, who Was pleading the case of an infant plaintiff, took the child up in his arms, and presented it to the jury, suffused with tears. This had a great effect until the opposite lawyer asked the child, " What makes you cry ?" "He pinch ed me I " answered the little Innocent. The whole court was convulsed with laughter. O" " Aunt Julia," said a blooming girl of seventeen, " what is necessary in order to write a good love letter V " Well," replied the aunt, you must begin without knowing what you mean to say, and finish without knowing what you have written." O" As Frank, who had been taught to believe that he had been made of dust, stood watching the dust as the wind whirled it in eddies, he exclaimed : " Ma, I think the dust looks as if there was going to be another little boy made." 63" " He is a man after my own heart, pa," said Julia, reverting to her Augus tus. " Nonsense," replied old Practical, " he is a man after the money your uncle left you." And then all was quiet. CJ" " I have lost my appetite," saidxa gigantic friend to Snodgrass the other day. " I hope," replied Snodgrass "that no poor man has found it, for it would ruin him in a week." ty Wellington, it is eald, was always fond of bestowing military names on various articles. lie called night-gowu a nap-eack. , ,
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