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THE TIMES, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA.( MAY 29, 1877.
Amusing Mistake of Two Young Preachers.
An Rimming scene ooourrcd in tlie
Christian Clinrob at Iiarksvlllo, Pa., on
Sunday a week. It appears Hint the Metho.
dist pulpit at that plaoe wai to be suppllod
by a preneher from the Wyoming Seminary,
and two young men proceeded thither for
the purpose of conducting theservlce. In
stead of going into the M. IS. Church,
however, they went into the t'uiistinn
Church, on the opposite side of the street,
where they found a large congregation,
p Thinking that they hnd been waited for
they prooeeded at once to the vacant pul
pit, and, after a brief pause and a glance
at the congregation, one of them rose,
read a chapter In the Bible, and said he
had soleoted It as the foundation of a few
remarks. The ltov. Mr. Bevan, paitor of
the church, who was a little behind time'
walked in at this interesting juuoture, and
much to his surprise found his pulpit occu
pied, lie did not make a demonstration
like Robert of Sicily, when that monarch
found an angel in bis place, but prooeeded
softly up and took bis seat inside the rail
ing to await furthor developments.
The young preacher was about to go on
with his discourse, unoonsolous of the sen
sation be was creating, when a lady from
the church on the opposite side of the
street entered, and walking straight np to
the pulpit beckoned to the young man,
who was about to hold forth. Her con
duct seemed somewhat strange to hirri, but
lie stopped to listen, and she whispered
something lu his ear that made him change
color quickly. She told him that be was
in the wrong pulpit, and that the oongrega
tlon over the way was waiting somewhat
impatiently for his arrival. The two young
tnen were very much discomfited, but after
a moment thoy mastered the situation and
sought a short interview with Elder Bevan,
to whom they made suitable apology.
They theu proceeded to the church across
the road, but as they left the congregation
emlled audibly over their mistake.
TITANS AND MEN.
"Blessed are the meek," exolalms the
voice of inspiration, but can a man be meek
with the consciousness that a d i-eadcd
monster is consuming his vitals. We Bre
uot a race of Titans. A Prometheus might
Btand chained to the torturing rook with a
vulture porpotuolly gnawing bis liver, and
bis face ever wear an expression of berolo
and even meok endurance. But Prometheus
has left no descendants. With vultures
.(disease) consuming his liver, the modern
man makes himself and every one around
bim miserable. Fretful, gloomy, hypo
chondriacal, he sees the world and life all on
the wrong Bide and all who in any way
assort that there is a sunny side, be regards
as an enemy, or at beBt a mocker of his
"imaginary woes. Unlike the mythical
Titan, the victim of disease is not succor
less. There is an arm to rescue a balm to
cloauBO and heal. As remedies for this
most depressing of all diseases, " Liver
Complaint," none are more efficient or
popular than Dr. Pierce's Golden Medioal
Discovery and Pleasant Purgative Pellets.
The .Toilets effectually remove the eflote
and poisonous matter, while the Medical
Discovery imparts strength and health to
the entire system. They are sold by drug
gists. A Singular Accident.
On Tuesday last at Philadelphia a man
seeing locomotive No. 04 of the Philadel
phia, Wilmington and Baltimore Railroad
standing on the track jumped into the cab.
The englueer and fireman were sitting on
the curbstone, reading a newspaper at the
time. Before they could reach the engine
the man opened the trottle and started
down the track at high speed. A gondola
car was standing opposite the west end of
the freight depot. As the engine struck
this the man in tho cab tried to stop, but
instead of doing so he pulled the throttle
wide open and rushed through the freight
shed to tho wharf, where they were two
box cars which had just been unloaded
with staves. As the man reached the shed
he either tried to got out of the cab or fell
out into the yard and thence into the river
and was drowned. The engine jumped the
track and tore up the rails on both Bides,
but did not go overboard. The cars were
pushed against the bumpers at the end of
tho dock. One of tliem was thrown forty
feet to the left and fell into the water and
the other went over on the opposite side.
The gondola car did not go over but was
demolished. The engino which was not
very badly damaged was run to the shops
for repairs. Shortly after the affair had
happened the body of the man who bad
done all the mischief was recovered and re
moved to the Morgue.
Greatly Eggsited.
New Yorkers are eggsited, and all about
eggs. Eggsactly why they should be is
eggsplaincd by the fact that an act has
been hatchod by the assembly and sont to
the Senate to nurture and bring up into
full-grown chickenhood. Governor Robin
son will probably have to decide whether
the act is a good one or not. It may prove
to be a good and it may turn out to be a
bad egg, and it is all because some of the
boIous of that august body want to have
eggs sold by weight. If the members of
tbe New York Assembly were to be weigh
ed in the balance against the hen-fruit of
the State they might be found wanting to
a great eggsrent in tbe albumenio qualities
which are supposed to create brain for
those who lack it, in tbe upper stories of
New York legislators.
Bargains in Carpets.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
Thirty Eire Cents Isthe
price of a pretty OAR.
i'KT t MoRTIMKIt'B.
The same amount of
money will also buy a
Rood CALICO Dress It
you don't make It too
large. .
If vmi want a pretty
('All I'KT tor only Ho
Cents per yard, come
ami sen what you can
Bet at Hint price ot
K. MOH'l IMKIt.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
35 CENTS.
LOTS OF OTHER BARGAINS.
JUSSER & ALLEN
CENTRAL STORE
NEWPORT, PENN'A.
Maw offer the public
A RAKE AND ELEGANT A8HORTMENT OF
DRESS GOODS
Consisting si all shades suitable for the season.
BLACK AL Arc CAS
AND
Mourning Goods
A SPECIALITY.
BLEACHED AND UNBLEACHED
MUSLINS,
AT VARIOUS riUCES.
AN ENDLESS SELECTION OF PRINTS!
We sell and do keep a good quality of
SUGARS, COFFEES & SYRUPS,
And everything under the head of
GROCERIES !-
Machine Needles and oil for all makes of
Maohluos.
To be convinced that our goods are
CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST,
18 TO CALL AND EXAMINE STOCK.
KW No trouble to show goods.
Don't forget the
CENTRAL STORE,
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
HIGHEST AWARDS! SffiS!
. J. REYNOLDS &.S0N,
NORTHWEST CORNER
THIRTEENTH AND FILBERT 8TS.,
PHILADELPHIA,
MANUFACTURERS OF PATENTED
Wrought Iron Air-tight Heaters
WITH SHAKING AND CLINKER-GRINDINd
GRATES FOR BURNING ANTHRA
CITE Oil BITUMINOUS COAL.
CENTENNIAL
WROUGHT IRON HEATERS
FOR BITUMINOUS COAL.
KEYST ONE
WROUGHT IRON HEATERS
COOKING RANG E8.LOW-DOWN GRATES. Etc.
Descriptive Circulars sent free to any address.
EXAMINE BEFORE SELECTING. My A4S.
PATENTS.
Fee Reduced. Entire Cost $55.
Patent Office Fee 15 In advance, balance 20
within 6 months after pateut allowed. Advice
and examination fl ee. Patents Sold.
J.VANCE LEWIS CO.,
19-Sm Washington, D. C.
18 TAKEN INTERNM1V, AND POSITIVELY CURES
RHEUMATISM, GOUT, NEURALGIA AND LUMBAGO.
010 BY DRUGGISTS EVEHV WHERE. SEND FOR CIR- .
rVkLPHENSTINE & BENTLEY, '
DRUGGISTS, WASHINGTON, 0. C.
' 4V For sale by wholesale Druggists In Pitts
burg and Philadelphia. 86 ly
"VTOTICKIs hereby given that the bor-d of
J.l Pardons for the State of Penns' anla
have granted are-hearlng In the case of ,Jijii K.
Baker, of Perry county, which will he on
Tuesday the 6th day of Jurn. 1HT7 at Uarnsburi.
MayS,l77. WILLIAM UAKKtt.
TO THE PEOPLE OF PERRY COUNTY.
ANNUAL SPRING GREETING
OF
STEPHENS & BEETEM.
1877. CARLISLE CARPET HOUSE. 1877.
English and Amer
ican II It 17 H N E L M
In all the BEST makes.
BEAUTIFUL
Three Ply
CARPETS.
In Brussels Designs.
EXTRA ENOLIBH
1NUKA1N AND
Extra Honor
CAJWETS
cheap i
Beauties In
Hall and Ktnlr
C A R P E T S
wltb rich match
BORDERS !
ALL NEW
FOR SPRING.
ISTOW OPEN !
AND
HEADY FOR SALE.
TUB MOST ATTnACTIVB SI'KIKU STOCK OP
Carpets!
Carpets!
AND
OILCLOTHS!
WINDOW SHADES AND FIXTURES.
Looking Glasses,
MATS, KUQS, HABSOCKS,
AND
ever before offered to the trade.
STEPHENS & BEETEM,
21 EAST MAIN BTKEET, CARLISLE.
CARPET CHAINS,
AND FILLINGS,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
WALL rAlEU8
AND
DfX'OHATIONft,
FOR
ITallt, Parlors and
Vestibules,
Chamber and
Dining
Jtooms,
&0.
OIL CLOTHS t
ITri. BI.Ih f 1 . 1 -
Floors anil Hall. Cut
10 ut inasouu piece.
liOOKf N
GLASSES!
FKOM PARLOR TO
30
Patterns In Home
Made
CARPETS,
our own manufacture.
The beat Wool, Cotton
CAllPUT CHAIN
always on baud.
AND SOLD AT
liottom I'ricet.
DON'T DELAY !
But come to our STORE and take a look through our
MA.QisriiEc:EisrT
NEW SPRING AND SUMMER STOCK!
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
If you want a FULL SUIT of Sunday go-to-meeting
CLOTHES,
If you want a ROUOII-AND.READY day work
lug SUIT,
If you want a separate COAT, VEST or PANTS.
If you want a UAT or CAP,
If you want a TRUNK, VALISE, or SATCHEL,
If you want CARPETS or OILCLOTHS,
If you want SHIRTS or OVERALLS,
If you want COLLARS, CUFFS or NECK-TIES,
If you want GLOVES, HANDKERCHIEFS or
JEWELRY,
If you want an UMBRELLA or PARASOL,
If you want LADIES' FURNISHING GOODS,
II you want GENT'S FURNISHING GOODS,
If you want TABLE CLOTHS, NAPKINS, TOW
ELS, or If you want them ALL, you can
llnd Just what will suit you In
PRICK, QUALITY, QUANTI
TY and STYLE, AT
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
DELAY !
ISIDOR SCHWARTZ'S
CLOTHING HOUSE,
"Wright's Building,
NEWPORT, PENN'A.
THE NEW "DOMESTIC,"
A DOUBLE THREAD LOCK-STITCH MACHINE.
m & :$&&m, -rnrn
tt.V- l-'riff - f - - T--uS ift.. , .
r -cfi-!rr
IT RETAINS all the virtues of the Llght-Ruunlng
Tension, which was and la I lie bent In uie.
" DOMESTIC," lucludliiB the Automatic
Please notice our PATENT HARDKNKn TOXICAL BEARINGS on both th Macina
and Htand.
Our new and old Ideas, worked out with brand new Machinery and Tool at our own new
works. In the busy city of Newark, New Jersey have Riven us a standard of MECHANICAL EX
CELLENCE. Minimum ot Friction, Maximum ot Durability, and range of work, never heretofore
reached In the Hewing Machine world.
TO THItf STATEMENT AND THE MACHINE ITSELF
We Invite the attention of all, especially those having high mechanical
skill or observation. N. B. All Machines fully warranted.
DOMESTIC SEWING MACHINE CO., New York and Chicago.
LADIES, V8E "DOMESTIC" PjIPEII FASHIONS.
1877 SPRING 1877.
1877 SrilING 1877.
1877 SPUING 1877.
SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS.
HAVINO JUST PURCHASED for CASH, at
LOW PRICKS, lots ot NEW GOODS, We
are enabled to oiler our friends and oustnmers
U It HAT MAItUAINB. Now Is the time to
buy as there Is no doubt but what
DRY-GOOD8 WILL BE moitER.
DRY-GOOD8 WILL BE HIGHER.
DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER.
DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER.
DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER.
DRY-GOODS WILL BE HIGHER.
NOW IS THE TIME.
NOW IS THE TIME.
NOW IS THE TIME.
To Make Your Spring Purchases.
To Make Your Spring Purchases.
To Make Your Spring Purchases.
To Make Your Spring Purchases.
To Make Your Spring Purcnases.
To Make Your Spring Purchases.
WHILE THE STOCK IS FI LL.
WHILE THE STOCK IS FULL.
WHILE THE STOCK IS FULL.
COME AND BEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER.
OOMK AND HEE WHAT WK CAN OKEKU.
COME AND HUE WHAT WE CAN OKFKK.
COME AND BKK WHAT WE CAN OFFER.
COME AND HEE WHAT WE CAN OFKKK.
COME AND SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER.
We Have Lota of Prints,
We Have Lota of Alpaeoaa,
We Have Lota of Fancy Dry Goods,
We Have Lota of Cotlonadea,
We Have Lola of White Gooda,
We Have Lota of Other Articlca,
TJiat Are Very Cheap.
Tliat Arc Very Clieap.
That Are Very Cheap.
TJiat Arc Very Clieap.
That Arc Very Clieap.
TJiat Arc Very Cheap.
WE ALSO HAVE
New Styles of Wall Papers.
New Styles of Wall Papers.
New Styles of Wall Papers.
The. Prettiest Sftm Ever Saw.
Come and See Them.
Floor and fable Oil Cloths
AND
CA11PETS !
Floor and Table Oil Cloths
AND
CARPETS.
Floor and Table Oil Cloths
AND
In the handsomest patterns and best qualities.
It will not cost you anything to look at them.
SHOES FOR MEN.
SHOES FOR BOYS.
SHOES FOR WOMEN.
All Good Styles and at Popu
lar Prices !
In fact we have a COMPLETE STOCK of all
kinds of goods, to which we ask the attention of
all who can appreciate
FINE QOODS
AND
GREAT BARGAINS.
F. MORTIMER,
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PA.
N
OTICE.
Notice is hereby riven that the netltlnn nt Rnln.
mon P.lxham, Assignee ot George Matchett and
wile, has been Bled In the Court ol Common
Pleas of Perry county, praying for an order of
sale to sell the Real Estate of said Assignees, sit
uate In Miller township. Perry county. Pa., and
that the Court has fixed TUESDAY, the 12th of
June, 18.17, at 10 o'clock a. m., for the hearing of
said petition, when the same will be granted, un
less cause be shown to the contrary.
D. MICKEY, Prothonotary.
April 17, 1877.
KINGSFORD'S
Oswego Stfii-oli
Is thetBEBT and MOST ECONOMICAL in the
World.
Is perfectly PURE free from acids and other for
eign substances that injure Linen.
Is STRONGER than any oilier requiring much
less nuantitv In nsinv.
Is UNIFORM stiffens and finishes work always
Kicgsford's Oswego Corn Starch
Is the most delicious of all preparations for
Paddings, Blanc-Mange, Cake, Etc.
T7I8TATE NOTICE Nnrle I. k.r.h.
XLi en. that Letters Of Administration nn tho .
oi dacuu nice, late ot baville township.
Perry county, deceased, have been granted to tke
subscribers residing in the same township.
All nel sons indebted to haiH oatnta mr rninost.
ed to make immediate payment, and those hav
ing claims to present them duty authenticated tor
settlement to
CHARLOTTE N. RICK,
JONATHAN KICK.
A. M. Markel, Attorney. Administrators
rcuiuaiy u, ioi i buu
TjlSTATK NOTICK. Notice Is hereby tit I
J Li en that Letters oi Administration on ti,.l
estate of John 8. McElvy, late of New Buffalo!
kv. ......... I. Don .J I . . K
to the uudursiiined reatdiug In the Mine borough I
Ail persons iadebteU to said estate mre request
td to make immediate payment and those havin J
cimiiis win ifie&cufc mem amy aulAAiUcatea Ioil
JOHN BASKIN.
February 13, 1877. pd . Administrator.