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i. B. LIPPINCOTT CO., rnbllsher,
715 and 717 Afaritet St., Philadelphia.
jgALL SCALES.
LB. MARYANERTH, D. W. DERR and
JAMES H. GKIER known as
"The Ball Soale Company,"
have now on hand a large supply of Buov's Patent
COUNTER SCALE., the Simplest, Cheap
est and best Connter Scaleln the market.
For Scales, or Agencies tn Penusvlvanta,
Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad
dress "The Ball Scale Company," rottsville,
Schuylklllcounty. Pa.
. For Scales or Agencies In this County, ap
ply to the underfllKned, where they can be seen
a ad exam i ned any time.
J 1ETBY BRO..
Newport, Perry co.. Pa.
FRANK MORTIMER.
ttl New llloomtleld, Perryco.,Pa.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from the
errors and Indiscretions ot yonth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss ot manhood, &c, I
will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
. CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by
a missionary In South America. Send a self-addressed
envelope to the Rev. Johkph T. Ixman,
Station D, Biblt House, Aero York City . 16b ly
Late Immene Discoveries by STANLEY and oth
ers are just added to the only complete
Life and Labors of Livingstone.
This Veteran Explorer ranks among tlie inot
heroic figures of the Century, and thin book is one
of the most attractive, fascinating, richly illus
trated and instructive volumes ever issued.
Beiug the only entire and authentic life, the mil
lions are eager for It, and wide awake agents are
wanted quickly. For proof and terms address
HUBBARD BROS.. Publishers, Sausora. Street,
fkiladelphia. 50
GLENN'S
SULPHUR SOAP,
A Stehling Remedy You, Disease, and
Iiwuiueb oh the Skis ; A Healthkcl
Beautikieb of Tire Coiin.exio.s; A Uk
liablb Means op Pi(F.VK.vm'; and He-
l.tEVINQ ItllKUMATIBM AND GOUT, AND A.
USBQUALED DlBlSFet'TAST, T'.( ilX.lll.KR
AND CoCXTEB-lBKITAXT.
Glenn' h Sulphur Soup, litsidi-a erndi
cating local dUiuscs of the bkin, lianlslteii
delecnof the complexion imd iuipnrts to it
Cratifyinj; clenracu aud smoothnui-h.
Sulphur Bath aro ctlflintKMl f..r ( u
ring eruptioiiB auil oilier tliscnscs of the kkin,
4is well us Rlicumutlsni and Gout. Glenn'
Sulphur Soap produces the euiint eificts
at u moBt triflim; expense. '1'liis a'lrriiinlt'.e
gMx ilic also ejioedily lieuls turin, tiruitrr,
icaUls, burnt, tpraiht trnd tvt. ' ll n ni'ivta
dandruff and prevents iliu liuir from falling
out and turuiup gray.
Clotliing and linen tr-i'd in tlte nick room
Vs idisinfiicted, and diitttM' Himiutii)i''u1iU' V y
tfwatact with Uio pemou, pteventrd liy It.
Tlio ModuIl Fraternity function lis use.
Tbicf.b, 25 avi) 50 Cknta 1'Kii Cakk, Tjcu
JJux,(3CAKK8,)0t:aml f I.
N. 1). Buy Dm largt eaki snri tlHrhy eotMu'ini... Holtl
by all irgtfli.
intr na!r and Whltfkfr lj f Klatk
ftlttinEnUPmf'r.aiillHSl.
WEED
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to
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CENTENNIAL,"
"GENERAL FAVORITE9 for Manufacturing.
SUPERIOR TO ALL IN
Simplicity, Efficiency, Durability, Strength and Lightness.
"GOOD AGENTS WASTED." - SEND FOR CIRCULARS AND PRICES.
WEED SEWING MACHINE COMPANY,
i:Or Glientmit Ntrcot,
TJTTTT AnW TlUTA T A
1171St X IlAJJikAyUiAJl. XXAX. X jCX.
Newport AdTertlsements.
JONES' BROS, & CO.,
(Formerly John Jones & Son,)
Grain & Produce
MERCHANTS,
Brick Warehouse, Front St., above Market.
Newport, Perry County, Pa.
wk wmthl rftsneatfullv Invite the Datronnge of
the farmers, and tha public generally, as
the HIGHEST PRICES the market will allord.
will be paid for all kinds ot
GRAIN,
FLOUR,
V PRODUCE.
' SEEDS AND
RAILROAD TIES
We have constantly on hand,
FISH,
SALT. , ,
PLASTER, .
CKMKNT,
COAL,
IRON,
STEEL,
HORSE SHOES, &C, Ac.
FOR SALE AT THE LOWEST RATES.
. Orders promptly filled,
Newport, July 20, 1875 tf
N
EWP0RT DRUG STORE.
Having u hand complete awortment t,f the fol
lowing artiolea, tha aubacrfber aeka a nhareof your
patronage.
IHttf and Medicine,
CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. ,
Alae a full stock ol
Concentrate! Eomsdies,
ESSENTIAL OILS.
Brashes, Pcrfamerj'
AND
FANCY ARTICLES.
Also always on Hand,-
PURE WINES & LIQUOR -tor'
MEDICINAL and SACRAMENTAL
' PURPOSES
PHYSICIANS ORDERS
Carfali iin( Promptly Fillnl
B. M. EBY,
N ewport, Penn'a.
j b7 h artzell"
Wholesale Tobacco dealer,
XEWPOJtT, IA.
Sole Aprnt for Ijorllard's Suerior Tobaccos.
M-Country Mnrchauts supplied with Ooods
at Phildrinlplila price.
Your orders are solicited. 9 41
w.
K. iX)OK & CO.,
Aitree to aell all klnil of
LUMBER AND SHINGLES,
for LESS MONEY than any other dealers In this
county. We will also take cood Timber ou the
stump or dMllvMrt'd at our Mill in eitclimn!" fiw
Luuitier, ., We use Clearlleld Pine and Hem
lock only.
W. II. 8. COOK & CO.,
Newport, Vvrrj (.'., l't.
October 10, 1876.
IMPORTANT NOTICKTH'Tlie snlwcriber
late of the ttrro of Rliuadxs Koilili, would
ruttctfully inform the citiu-tts of BLAIN
and vicinity, that he has opnil a WAIiON
MAKER SHOP, aud is innpnieil tit make new
waKous and repair old ones at kliort notice, und
jt from TEN to TWENTY per cent, cheaper than
the old tt rm.
M-Uiveuieacall. Sallsfactlon auaranteed.
JACOB Willi.. ,
Blalu, August 1, 157.
ir;
for Family Work.
Americnii and Foreign Patouts.
G1LMORR & C(.. Bucreasnra to CIIIPMAN.
110SMKR & CO., Stllttors. Patents pro
cured inall countries. NO FEES IN ADVANCK.
No chariie unless the patent l granted. No foes
for ninkiiiK preliminary examinations. No addi
tional fees lor obtaining and conducting a re
hearing, lly a recent decision of tho Commis
sioner, ALL refected applications may be revived.
Special attention given to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent office. Extensions before Con
grcss, InfiliigpnieiipSults In different States, and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
ents. Send Stamp to Uilmove & Co., for pamph
let of sixty pages.
LAND CASES, LAND WARRANTS & SCRIP.
Contested Land Caies prosecuted before the U.
S. Meneral Laud Olllce and Department of the
Interior. Private Land Claims, MINING and
PRE EMPTION Claims, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 8o, any Kit) acre
nieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and ran
1e located in the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
(1.25 per acre. It is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Send Stamp to tillmore & Co.,
tor pamphlet of Instruction.
ARKEARS OK PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war, or their hnlrs. are in mauy cases entitled
to money from the Government of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state amount of pay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to OILMORE & CO., and a lull re
ply, after examination, wllfbe given you free.
PBNSIOSS.
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and BAILORS,
wounded, ruptured, or Injured in the late war,
however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing
UILMORK&CO.
Cases prosecuted by OILMORE CO ; before
the Supreme Court of the United States, the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business Is conducted
In a separate bureau, under charge ot the same
experienced parties, einbloyed by t lie old llrni.
Prompt attention to alt business entrusted to
(ill.MOHK&l'(.,is thusseoiued. We desire to
win success by deserving it.
Address: . UILMORK&OO..
eft) F. Street,
Washington. It. C.
M
ANHOOD: HOW LOST
HOW RESTORED'
Just published, a new edition of Dr. Culver
well's Celebrated Essay on the radical cure (with
out medicine) of Bhkhmatohhikka or Seminal
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to marriage, etc, ; also. Consumption, Epilepsy
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travagance, &c.
- Price, In a sealed envelope, only, six cents.
The celebrated author. In this ndmirable Essav.
clearly demonstrates, from a thirty years' success
ful practice, that the alarming consequeuces of
selfabuse may tie radically CHred without the
dangerous use of internal medicine or the appli
cation of the knife: iMiintine out a mode of cure
at once simple, certain, and effectual, by means of
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tlon may be. may cure himself cheaply, privately,
and radically.
Sent under seal. In a nlain anvelnhe. tn anv nd.
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post stamp. ' ' . t '
Address the publishers. . t xluply
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um, to the person getting up the Club.
six Copies for tf .00 7 Copies for tl 1.009 Copies
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Sod Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Siieclmens sunt gratis, if written for. 44
I
MPORTANT TO HUCKSTERS.
The undnrslKned. deslringto return tothecltv.
oilers fur sale, Hie uoou will to a good marketing
route In Perry Co., with two iioubk tkam ad
llxtures all nomplcU), with all necessary instruc
tions to purchaser. This is an old established
route and a rare chance. For particulars, call on
or address,
J. M. I.KSNKr,
Mechanicsbiirg.
:il :tm. Cumberland Co.. P.
" " VTCK?B '
; Illust rated Frlt:etl Catalnfrue
' Fifty pages :) UlustratlonB.with Descriptions
of the thousands o( the bust Flowers and Veg
etables n the world, and the way to grow them
all for a Two Cent postage stamp,, Printed lu
UKi nian d English. .-..-
' Viek's Floral Guide. (Quarterly, Woeute a yeur.
Vlck's Flower and Vegelable Garden, UI cents
In paper: lu elegant doth covers. (1.00.
Address, JAMES VICK, Rochester, N, Y.
AVCTIONEERS.
TAMES CLEELAND
U Auctioneer,
Otters his services to the eltlrens of Perrv and
Ciintlierland counties. Post oPIce address,
Shermansdale, l"erryco.. Pa.
w.
D. HENRY,
AtnrtnKKKn.
Blaln, Perry county Pa.
a-TriM . Mnjlapala nA ..... ....Im. Mia.l.
to render satisfaction. etl
Auctioneer. Tbe underslsned elvei
notice that he will ervsales at anv onlnt In Terr
or Dauphin counties. Orders are solicited and
promptattentlon willbe given.
It. Ui WMrlA
New Buffalo,
Perry co..Pa.
D
AVID M'COY,
Anciioiipcr
H. (Miarrns verv low.
Post ORice address
Ickeshurg Penn'a-
s t
B. HARNISH,
Delvllle, PerrV Co.. Pa. Charges modttrate. and
satisfaction guaranteed. 5t(
N
EW SHOE SHOP I
The undersigned respectfully Informs the citi
zens ot llloomtleld and vicinity, that, they have
opened a shoe-shop In the room of F B. Clouser,
recently occupied as a Law-otltce. b'y Calvin Null
sou, Esq., where they will do work at panic prlc.
es, (repairing made a specialty at prices to suit
tlie times) Irani lu to 20 per ceiit.saved by patroH
Umgntir shop. Our motto Is "quick sales and
short, protlls). Terms cash, or oountry produce.
out positively no creitit.
LEVI II. SWARTZ ft CO.,
' ; ew Uloomtleld, Pa.
.Iknuarylg, 187B tf
For Sale by F. Moiitimeh. New Bloomlleld,
Perry county. Pa. ,
VEltY LADY SHOULD
HAVE ONE OF OUR
IMPROVED . PLAITERS,
adapted to all kinds or goods, nndtnall the dlf
lerent aud fashhinable styles of Plaiting. Simple
and easily mauaged, It Is Just the article every
lady needs.'
Sent In mall, postage paid, on receipt of price.
(2.00. , Send lor Circular.
Address
N. Y. TREADLE M'F'O CO.,
04 Cbi-Uunrtt Street Xeie York.
JHE PERRY HOUSE, :
New lilooin Held, Perry Co., Pa., .
TH08. SUTCHi Proprietor.
pENTENNIAL HOTEL, v
J (Formerly (he Swegcr IToUse,) ' ' "
MAIN STREET, ' '
NEW BLOOMFIELD, PERRY CO., PA.
JOS. S. SMITH, ' oPf'101"'
Having good accommodations for regular or
transient boarders, a share of publie patronage
is sonciteu. hi is
JHE MANSION HOUSE,
Hew Bloomfleld, Penn'n.,
p. M. RINESMITH, . .. ProprWtor.
This well-known hntto kas Igtely beenenlarged,
re-palnted and re-tltted. Best accommodations
afforded. Careful hostlers always in attend
auce. 033 tf
DTOIIM ' STAND ANII FA KM FOIi
tT H A I.K. A P rat-rate Farm in .Ion ata co.
Pa., also a Store Stand and Stock of Goons. For
further particulars address SAMUEL BUCK
Port Rot al. Juniata cn.. Pa. tt.W
FAIRBANKS!
The Standard of "(Vie World
Over 300 Modifications.
TO TBE REQUIREMENTS OF EVERY BUSINESS
FAIRBANKS & EWINS.
715 CHESTNUT St. PHILADELPHIA.
H
0ME MANUFACTURE.
LOOK OUT!
I would respectively Inform myfrlendsthat lin
tend calling upon them with a suppl) ol good
ofiny , . . ' i .
9WN MANUFACTURE.
Consist lug of
0A88IMERS. -OA83INETS,
FLANNEL8. (Plain and bar'd)
CAlll'ETS, Aco.,
toMxchangefor woo otseilfor cash.
1 . J.M. B1XLER
C'KNTHC WOOI.KM Factokv . 4,17,4m
pEABODY "HOUSE,
CORN KR or LOCUST ASt NINTH STS.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.:
Convenient to all places of amusement nod csr
lines in the city. Nu change to and from the
leinenniHi grounns. . ,
Col. WniHoii. nrourietor nf the TlgNRT Hot sk
Cincinnati for the oust twenty vears. and present
proprietor, has leased the house lor a term i (
yciirs, ami has newly fui'iiK-eu linn nt'eti ir
lliroughiiut. Ho will keep a NtHi'tlv (list elan
house, and h;is accoiumudation loraoo guests.
Terms H per dav. --
No Bar has ever been kept In tlie H END V
HoiKt, vor will any pe kept Ml the
bom.
nY. 10""
jKJy'ri)teriit H tW " llrnffl nv V
IkJtl 1 ,sti's wii l.ivi I! tn. i .irro.
IfUfll Ml (IWII J T K l U 1 K. a can Inrl nitrap-Wil -li"s,
rB(ln. groarhiiii 4- sil Ncrtlsloss IljI
"JfV "" lksirlna'rhlfrHisa'rJT
' WlX ' nnt ..it it lil). n mlpt y?wT
WsfMJtlUIfcM.toSMrj
Won the Kettle.
An EngllBli bishop lately toltl this
good Btory at his own expense. He
was 111 the linlilt of traveling incognito
about his parish, after the fashion of
the good Haroun Alrasnhld, and in one
of his walks came upon It group of men
who were wrangling over some matter. .
11 Well, iny good men," wild IiIh lord-
tthlp, "What are you doing V"
The reponse of one of tho men was
not calculated to please and encourage
the amiable prelate. "Wo been a loyin',"
he said.
"Lying!" wild the horrified bishop.
"What do you mean V"
" Why, yer fee," was the explanation,
"One of us fun' u kettle, and we been
a-tryln' who can tell the biggest Ho to
have It."
" Shocking 1" said the bishop; and
straight way improving the occasion.
he turned to Impress upon the sinners
the enormity of lying. ' He Informed
them that he had been taught that one
of the greatest sins was to lie, and in fact,
so strongly had this been urged upon
him that never In the whole course of
his life had he told a lie.
No sooner had the excellent bishop
made this announcement than there wan
a gleeful shout: "Gle th' governor th'
kittle! Gle th' governor th' kittle 1"
gilT One of the teachers In a Methodist
Sunday school was "stumped" badly
Sunday afternoon, during the service '
of the hour. , He was teaching the in-.
fant class, and, after explaining the
lesson as well as he knew how, he threw
open the question box, figuratively
speaking, aud told the children they
might ask hint any questions that sug
gested themselves. He was gratified by
a seven-year-old girl, who immediately
piped out : " Who's elected V" He could
not tell. ......
53 A German looked up at the t-ky,
and remarked : " I guess a leedlo dot it
will rain some dime 'pody queek, don't
It." " Yees do, eh V" responded an Irish
man.' " What business have ye to
purtlnd to know anything about Ameri
can weather, ye Ignorant furrlner
OT Two acquaintances meeting on a
wet day one greeted the other with,
" Beautiful rain, this I Fetching things
out of the ground."
. Second friend (disconsolately) "Hope
not, sir hope not ! Got two wives'
there, sir!" ..-
(3 Are you a christian V"' asked one
of Mr. Moody's assistants at au inquiry
meeting, of a hard-looking customer
who had taken a front seat.
." No," he answered, sadly. "I'm a
printer." It was a hopeless case. ..,
1ST Are these gratuitlous V" asked au
old gentleman of a druggist's assistant,
taking a patent medicine almunnc from
a pile on the counter.
"No, them's almanacs," answered
the matter-of-fact assistant.
. -
tjy " Married couples resemble a pair
of shears," says Sydney Smith, "so
Joined that they cannot be separated.
v often moving In opposite directions, yet
always punishing any one 'who comes
between them." ,
O" Some one said to a purveueu whose
brather had remained In poverty :
" You are, I believe, the brother of ,M.
Durand!"',
" No, sir ; I am not his brother he 1
mine."
3T A sign in a neighboring city reads :
" Hick re nuts fur sail." An intelligent
old fellow says he don't see any Joke ,
about It, except that the fellow has
spelled " nuts" with one t.
What is pleusanter these nice,
bracing roomings than getting up and
taking a walk of four or five miles be
fore breakfast? Nothing, certainly;
unless it is lying in bed and thinking
alxutit. ,
CQirJosh Billings remarks: ."The
muwl Is a larger burd than the gtise or
the turkey. It has two legs to wulli with,
and two more to kick u Uli, aud it wears
its wings ou the side of its head.'
------v
C3T A little girl hearing the remark
that all people had once been children,
artlessly inquired : "Who took care of
all the children ?"
tW "When I die," said a married man,
"I want to go where there' is no snow to
above!." His wife auid aha presumed Iks
would.
... . -T
"Girls, don't be afraid to work.
Ruth gleaned in the harveat-lield and got
Just as jiK)il h QiHlii any girl ill Uo egU-boilioou.