The New Bloomfield, Pa. times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1877-188?, February 27, 1877, Page 7, Image 7
THE TIMES', NEW JILOOMEIEIA), 1A., l EllltUAUY ?27. 1877. 7 REDUCTION IN PRICE 1 Cheapest and Best! the HAimisBUno Daily and Weekly Patriot FOR 1877. To !1 new tiibrrlHor m. to ill prtwent iutcrMMr ii'uewiuirtktir Bubricriittiuiin TIM DAILY . PATRIOT Will be sent at tha followlna: rto : I oopy, t year, piHHaire prepaid Sooplea, llu club), ; j jjj in ".'!!!"!'!!''!'.mhmi 1 copy durlns- the session of the I-eHlslstur H ull I oopy. I J cur, ml I ropy, I yw. r either II At. vku'ii Month LturllAHi-ui' lUr.AH, postage paid od both TiA' irA'?A-.' 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AN ILLUSTRATED MONTHLY OF Popular Literature and Sclrncr. ANNOUNCEMENT FOR 1877 Th number for .Immnry 1iprl ttic n1ntoiith vol Minnof lliiH Miumziiic, Him while it nrt Pi'cot il will, it iK bniHMl, lHdet'ipil ft milttcient K""i'"tt'P of tntutv nr'lViH'P, Jin fllortfl will Im mmred to divermtfy its ititraottoim rih. to -providH nn ItuTCHHcil of Jopular ReatUny in the Itert awl Mont Emphatic JSewte Th frrrat obloct nm cnnntnnt aim of the pnndnotnm will b to fiirnUh thcpH'Hlc with literature Knh rtulu mt'iit of a Heliiird huJ Vrtrird ClmrfV'trT, iih wrll hh In ftnwmt in a ifmphio ami HtrikiliK manurr thf nmt re rnt iuformnliiHi and Mnnmli-nt view mi Hiii-.ti'i'tH of (vonoral i.tcrcwt, til a word, to reinler miltio.tt, Mfvraziuo alrikiUKly iliM-iuctlve iu Those feature thnt art Most Attractive in Mta aziiic Literature. In addition to the (tpnerAl Attractions of Tiippin cntt'R MaifHliie thr Pnbliahertt would imfta attniuion in a new aerial Mtory, l(Tlte Marqulu or LoknIo," l.y Opotv MrTonald author of ' Mnleohi," "Alice 1'orhpn," ' Robert Falcone!'," ete. ' Tl:HM8.earIy Hulmorlptioii, (4 ; HinK minilwr, lift ceutn. NOTICE. Thp- November and leoem.er Nimiltpn, -fntainiiiK th earlier chaiitem of " Tti Maninin of lwle,' will be preneuted to.all uow auuual auLmerite.'a lor IH77. SPKtJIMEN NUMBKR mailed poUif paid, to any addreaa, on receipt of 20 ceuta. J. D. LIPPINCOTT & CO., Publisher, 715and717iliirfce St., Philadelphia. B ALL SCALES. LB. MA.RYANKRTH, 1). W. DERR and e J AM KB 11. GK1KR known as " The Ball Scale Company," have now on hand a large supply ol Iluov'a Tatnit COUNTER SCALE, the Simplest, Cheap eat and best Counter Scale In the market. " For Hcalea, or Agenclea In Pennsylvania, Ohio, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, ad dress "The Ball Hcale Company," Volts vllle, Sehuylklllcounty, Ta. . For Scales or Asenclp lu this County, ap ply to the undersigned, where they can lie seen and examined any time. J I.EIRY & BRO., Newport, Kerry co., Fa. FRANK MORTIMER. New Bloomflold, Perryco.,r. 1'OU FLOUIDA. FOR THROUGH TICKETS to FERNANDIXA, Jacksonville, St. Augustine, HanCnrd, Enter prise, and Intermediate landing on 8t. John's Klver and Interior points tn FLORIDA, by Hteam Ooat to SAVANNAH, and thence by railroad or steamboat, apply to VM, 1.. JAMES, General Aeent, Philadelphia atxd Southern Stall K 8. Co.. 416 South Delaware Avenue, I'hlladelplila. 49c3in A CARD. To all who are suffering from the errors and Indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I will tend a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph T. Inham, motion D, BiNe Home, Sew York City. 16b ly GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP, A Sterling Remedy For Diseases and Irjuriks of thk Bkin ; A IIealtufcl v bkautifibr of tim! complexion; a itk XjIABLB Mkaj8 of Prbventiso and Ke- LISVIKO RnEOMATieit AND OOCT, AND AN TJNKQCALF.D Dl9INFKtrTAKT, DkoDoHIZHK AND COCSTEB-IltKlTANT. , Olen' Sulphur Sotj,esAiis wadl catirig local dUtascs of llto 6kio, liniitaht-o lelecis of the complexion and imparts tn it gratifying cleurntsi and amootlmoBK. Sulphur Hath are cdnlimied for mi Ting eruptions and tthT OiacKSfS of the skin. s we!l ui Rheumatism and Gout. Gle-nn'it .Sulphur Soap produces the same etfortH t a meet trifling expense. This admirabtu -specific also SeeiUly honls rrt, bruwat, tcaltU, burnt, tpraitii and rtfi. It rrmovea -dandruff and prevents tlie hair from fulling -out and turning gray. Clothing and linen used in thn islck room is diaiafected, and diseast s cominunintblc Viy contact with the person, prevented liy it. The Medical Fraternity sanction its use. Fbicu. 25 A YD 60 Cknts rF.R Cakb, Piik Box, (S Cakes,) (iOc and (1.3. S.M. Bay Uu large eakee and ttorebr eceaenaae. I4 by all Urtifilata. HIirs Hair and WhUkerlrye," Black r Brown, Me. WEED III g CD mm CENTENNIAL," for lYttuilj IVork. "GENERAL FAVORITE" for Manafactur SUPERIOR TO AM. IN Simplicity, Efficiency, Durability, Strength and Lightness. SEXD FOR CIRCULARS AA'J) PRICKS. WEED SEWING MACHINE MACHINE COMPANY, i:iy ChoHlmit Htroot, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 11 7 lit Newport Advertisements. JONES' BROS, & CO., (Formerly John Jones & Son,) Grain & Produce MERCHANTS, llrlck Warehouse, Front St., above Market. Newport, Perry County, Pa. wtc would resnee.tfiillv Invite the trntrontise of the farmers, and th public generally, as the IIKJHKKT l'UICUS the market will altord, will be paid lor all kinds of GRAIN, FLOUR, riiODUCU. SEEDS AND RAILROAD TIES We have constantly on hand, FISH. SALT. 1'LASTER, CEMENT, COAL, IRON, STEEL, HORSE SHOES, &C. &'C. FOR SALE AT THK LOWEST RATES. B- Orders promptly Oiled, Newiwrt. July 20, 1S75 tf JEWPORT DRUG STORE. If aviiiff ou hand ft complete aorttant of the fol lowintf urticleH, tho Mubacrilier akn a ttharrof your patrnnae. lruy and Medicines, CHEMICALS OF ALL KINDS. e Alaitafull stock of Concentrated Remedies, ESSENTIAL OILS, Brushes, Perfumery IlAIlt OIL, AND FANCY' ARTICLES. Also always on Hand, PURE WINES & LIQUOR FOB MEDICINAL anil SACRAMENTAL l'URPOSES q- q physicians on ntms Varff&lljf and Promptly FllhA B . M . ED Y, Newport, Penn'a. JB". HARTZELL, Wholesale Tobacco Dealer, XKHrIORT, PA. Sole Agent for Lorllard's Superior Tobaccos. Country Merchants supplied with Goods at Fhlladfllphia prices. 4V Your orders are solioiled. 9 44 w. . S. COOK & CO., Acre to sell all kinds of LUMBER AND SHINGLES, for I.F.Srt MONEY than any other dealers in this county. Vie will also take good Timber on the stump or delivered at our Mill In exchange for Lumber, ac. We use Clearneld Fine and Hem lock only. W. R. S. COOK CO., Seviport,iPerry Co., P. October 10. 1976. IM COHTANT NOTH.K flubscriber Ule of the firm o( Rhoadea Smith, would respeetfully inform the citizens of BLAIN and vicinity, that he has opened a WAIiON MAKEK SliOP, and la prepared to uiake new wagons and repair old ones at short notice, aud at from TEN to TWKNTY percent, cheaper than the old nrm. "UlvemeacalI. (Satisfaction guaranteed. JACOB SMITH. . Blaln, Augusts. 1867. ' t 'r7"-'n-ri.y hiff. Aint'i-ienii nml Foreign I'aieniM. (1 K SIICCI'SSOIH 111 t llll iMAI, J HOSMER & CO., Holli ltois. I'atonls pin fined Mi nil countries. NO FEES IN ADVANci". No chai'ue unless the patent la Mi atited. No tees for making piolliulintry cxaniliiallons, No Addi tional feus for obtaining mid eoiiMili'tltiu a rn heailug. liy a ii'cent ileclslon of the nnnini. sloner, A LI. rejected applications may lie revived. 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Address HARPER A BROTHER8, NewTork. feFAIRBAW.KS'1 The Standard or'The Wamx) Ovuif SCGf MorJificntions - YlWi KffllffiiSDJTS OF EVBifEOIESS 7JRBAHKS & mmGt. STMUTST.KIIULIPHIA, JJOME MANUFACTURE. LOOK OUT! I would respectively Inform myfrlendstbst I la ten calling upon them w ith a supply of good of my OWN MANUFACTURE. . Consistlugof CA8S1MERS, OA8SINBT8. FLANNELS, (Plalnand bar") CAUPETB, co.t toexchangetor woo orsellfor cash. J.M.BIXLFK. Cintbb Wools Factomi. ,l7,4fli .: I.'jl. t"A Kt'iitucky liiu-kwootlHiiiiiu re cently a wagon for tho first time, an J lie wntHied it clost-ly, HiippoHlng tliut liif-vititltly the lilnil wheel wouM over- tuke the amiillt'r fore wlieeln nntl "fmituli up tlie hull dui iii'd rlggln'." . ff-y A nrwuther In Arnblu, havlnir for his text a iMii tlon of the Korajt "J huvo fnlletl Notth, nftor twice repeating his text, ituulo n long tmuHe, when un Arab present, thinking that he wan waiting for an answer, exclaimed : "If Jfaoh will not come, cull on aomehoily else." - fjgrHtiine time ngo a pupil in a ilenf ami dumb nnylum In New l-'nglniid read a portion of tho lunik of Job; when ufki'd to write out his underHtundlng of Job's Kuncring, he wrote ns follows: "The litird hulled Job seven duys." C3T A little hoy In Hprlngfleld, Miisst., after his e,untoniiiry evening prayer, a few night ngo, continued, "mid bless lniiiiiiiiu and Jenny and Uncle Benny," adding, nfter a moment's panne, the ex- plunutory remark, "his name Is Hon kins." ' C"" lie fore we were married,' suid he to a friend, "flie used tt say 'bye byo' so sweetly when 1 went down the steps." 'A ml now what does, she say l"? asked the friend. "Oh, Just the same," ex cliilnied tbt! limn 'if.y fvii' " "Ah, I see,' said the other,, she only exercises a little different lsell, over you." A iiost-otllce clerk whs recently floored by the following direction ou n lelter: "Wood John Mash." It was explained ufter ward to mean "John Underwood, Andnver, Mass." . . . U-f A gentleman riding, came to the edge of a moruss which he considered unsafe. Seeing a pleasant lad, he asked him w hether the bog was hard nt the bottom. "O yes, quite hard," replied the youth. The gentleman rod on, but the horse began to sink. "You rascal, did you not say It was hard at tho liot tom," shouted he. "Holt is" rejoined the lad, "but you are not half way to it yet." .... - . . . . ffJT A village doctor went to yisit a patient in a neighboring hamlet, anil took with him his gun, thnt he might wing any gume he encountered in cross ing the fields. A peasant meeting him on the way, asked whither he was going. "To see a patient," was the answer. "What, then," said the peasant, "do you really fear to miss him in the ordi nary way, thnt you take your gun with . you '"' Painting a Bull. When Farmer Uudge,' in the upper end, rend that a bull painted by Kosa Bonheur sold for five thousand dollars he remarked to his wife that ho didn't nee how a coat of paint could so greatly enhance the value of the animal, hut if Rosa didn't charge more then ten dollars he would get her to paint his bull in thespriug. Ami his economical wife replied that she thought he might paint it himself and save his ten dollars. The Indications now are that the bull will lie. painted. . . , A Puzzled Clergyman. Bill Clin k, a colored clu.ss-Icudcr in Georgia, visited a brother's hen-roost, fell and broke his neek. The pastor of his church was terribly bothered to get his funeral sermon in proper shape so that brother Clark's character would not sutler. He went at the Job In this man ner: "There are circumstances connect ed with liU death that are perplexing. If, after he fell and lfore he stmck the ground, he repented 4f his sins, there can lav liofjuestion but that he i now iu glory; but there wan mighty little time for him to think about it." A Scared Dutchman. A Dutchman liaving moved to the fur West, was told that the bears were plenty aud to look out for them, ami he thus relules his first iluy's cxcrluiice on his new place : Veil I vos blowing gl..se to dcr woods, unt vo (linking upout i-ears, veil all at von st, I seen a pig plat-k pear making for me like tunder. Vos I sc-art if 1 vas I eau't help it, you'd be tscart neider,, veil I vos not mooch seart too, put I run like ter tuyfel, pecause I did not vant der plaek rascal to get too glose to me, tint I never looked pock till I got over der venee, tint deu I got kinder mad like, and der ur vw running like tun. der and ktiUen der oder way, and - it vant nopodlea pear too, only mynheer'a Bin Wit 'a plaek tog, uut no t vent pork t blowing tint didn't" see- nov pear Cyef since.