OWL LAFFS |mE BULLEN, Mount Joy. ¥a.| Thursday, October 13 THE BULLETIN Published every Thursday at 11 East Main Street, Mount Joy. Lancaster County, Pa. | Larmon D. Smith, Publisher | 2 | ( | | —————————— John E. Schroll, | Editor and Publisher, 1901-1952 | Subscription Rate $2.50 per year by Mail | Advertising rates upon request. | Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy, Pa., as second-class | mail under the Act of March 3, | 1879. Member, Pennsylvania News- Association. | paper Publishers’ BY A WISE OWL 1 Editorially The warning to motorists A local Elerentity School! the Keystone State last week| teacher asked a Donegal Street by Pennsylvania State Police to} lad, “Who signed the Declara-| prepare for winter driving con-| tion of Independence?’ ditions timely but] I don’t know and I also of importance care,” answered the boy. ‘An She asked him the same| does not question the next day and the! his car lad gave the same belligerent looking for answer. ers warn She called the boy's father to And it school and told him the story. | truism if there ever was one I asked him who signed the] We prepare our homes, our I of Independence! gardens - and even ourselves, and his answer was, ‘I don’t] when we stop to think about it) know and I don't care.’ ” for the seasonal changes. The father frowned and said| It is only natural - or at least] i it 4 i 5 > “patural’ to’ his son, “Doggone it, if you|it should be am i i x oa | that we similarly take the time] signed it, admit it! oh i 4 | to prepare the family jitney in| : k Philosook: | the same manner. de 2 The automobile today is an look into aj is a man who ca “| become too much a part of ev- | [ | of not the automobile thoroughly winter is only don’t utmost owner who condition | driving the troop-| for is | trouble,” is a without question only has empty glass and smile. | eryday living not to be accept-| Say | ca as such. But by the same] A small West Main street boy | token if accepted in this light] and his mother were looking the same care must be lan-| through the family = album.| guished on this modern-day | “And here,” said his mother Beast as we would lavish on] “is your Aunt Mary, there’s|, . other piece of important Uncle Ed and there's grandma.” | property . Presently they came to a pic-| fowever the “care” in this ture of a handsome young man| js not necessarily in the protec- with a mustache and a ‘crop of| tion of the vehicle itself - but wavy hair. rather the care of life and prop- | “Who's that?” asked Junior. | erty either our own or that of “Why that's your father!” | somebody alse. “Yeah?’* said Junior skeptic- | Yes - it is indeed time to pre- ally. “Then .who's the bald-| pare the family bus for winter headed guy that's been living driving. To delay may court with us all this time?” | disaster. ee Hank, with a terrific hang-| over, went out to the barn at 5 a. m. to start milking and a long day of chores. The first cow he started to milk, looked around and said: Is “Brother, you look terrible; the circles under your eyes hang down to your chin.” “Yeah, I know it, and 1 ta work at these durn First Merion Parents Meeting Monday The first meeting of the Par- | | ents Club of the Maytown Ele- mentary School will be held on Monday evening, Oct. 17 at 7:45 in the school auditorium. got-| chores "til 7 o'clock tonight.” ihm. : BA “Well, TI do all I can to] The program will be in] help,” volunteered the cowl charge of Mr. Roy Martin, vice| “You just hang on tight and | president. 0 I'll jump up and down.” The main topic for the even-| { ing will be "The Expansion of] | the Elementary Facilities of E.| Some people have no respect 4 : ies | Donegal Twp. The program is| for age umless it's botiled. | open to all residents of the | -— township. Mr. Eugene C. Say-| When a motorist, who had, . principal, will be the mod- | crashed into a telephone pole erator for the discussion. and torn down the wires, Te-| will be presented by] covered, his hands were tightly 0 fifth and sixth grade pupils] clutching the wires. [and a social hour will follow He opened one eye and peer-| the meeting. ed thru them. “Thank Heaven,” | he xeclaimed fervently, “It’s a| FIRST MEETING OF harp.” | ELEMENTARY SCHOOL r | The first meeting of the] A Manheim street man Was washington Elementary School, | telling his child a bedtime story] | Florin, was hed Thursday, Me. | and it went: “Fuzzy wuzzy wus) | Adin Mummau and four mem-| a bear, Fuzzy wuzzy had nol pag of the East Donegal Twp. hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wuzn't fuz-| | School Board were present. zy, wuz he?” The kid yelled Mr. Eugene Saylor spoke on| out, “Hey, Ma, the old man’s 5| expansion facilities of E. Done- drunk again!” | gal school. eT | Officers for the school ye ar| A small Market Street girl) 1955-56 were elected as a | was taken to church for the { lows: President, Earl Rhoads: | first time. When everyone knelt Vice President, Park Shetter:| down, she whispered: “What | Secretary, Mrs. Elmer Gindor. | are they going to do?” S gp = a) “They are going to say their| | PERSONALS prayers,” whispered back her | Mr. and Mrs. Henry Sweitzer mother. Jr.,, will hold a small party on The child looked up in am- | Susday in celebration of their] azement. “What!” she exclaim-| second wedding anniversary, ed. “With all their clothes on?” | which is October | eS Patient: “I can’t say why, but| I get a sort of a pain, 1 don’t | know where. And it leaves me] in a kind of — sort of well, I| don't know.” Doctor: “Here's a prescrip-| tion for I don’t know what! Take it I don’t know how many | times a day for I can't tell how | long, and you'll be better I| don't know when.” | ARE YOU IN THE DOG HOUSE? HAND HER The WALLET: and The ADS In This Paper | | | | 18. | | | Okey, they smell! But how am I suppose to do any better, | if you guys don’t ‘me some | good ones? A WISE OWL : | WePrintEverything | } But Dollar Bills sl The Pennsylvania Story: State Legislature To Finish Business By Christmas? By MASON DENISON was this great wil’'s snappy ply re- However the about it the in effect, | turned into a somewhat - albiet | discouraging - answer, The point this lad with the ash-splotted vest was trying to] make was a good one, for we believe to some degree generally being 1955 session of more, the viewpoint taken of the the Legislature. It. could very into 1956 to surpass the,record- breaking - 1951 legislative mara- thon. Perhaps the most {tragic pect of all this lies in the that the street in for the life what all the as- fact average man-on-the- Pennsylvania of him fuss is about. understand Nearly every one is aware of the fact that there quite a to-do about how two hillion-dollar be. cut and most the tussle and hassle going er what taxes should be to handle the budgetary (But oh, is due when John Q. wakes up some morn is budget should are costs. to find out just what it is going to take| out of his already slim wallet!) | All of this with Pennsylvania's complex political picture - for if each side weren't jockeying for the best political advantage from a is intertwined political strategy standpoint, the matter would have been | settled long ago and the Legisa little" lature would by now be more than a memory. oi you can count omy An HEATING OILS TRIPLE - REFINED T0 GIVE YOU cleaner burning steadier heat fewer repair bills é é é 4 & 4 Give your oil furnace the best of it this winter. 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Joy 3-3483 | istration forces are | equally as hard the cut-the-expense tive” or these two | Betwe | must be een | there any any left eye-to-eye are such { have failed to put in an appear- ance. | Democrats ‘by virtue of their swe2p of the Governor's Office | and the House of | tives last fall have insisted having their way exception of two votes in Senate they would. the Republicans on the other hand with their two-vote = life- i line have determined to slow i down what they of as a run-away, i effective minority strength. | Now we're not sure whether it is Christmas 1955 - or 1956. Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. Ny Et 3 LLL TC Fri hammering | “conserva- angle . there | a meeting of minds - if | - but so far | visions Representa- | on | - and with the | like to think in a show of Parade (From page 1) a trumpet solo. This year’s queen will crowned by Miss Eleanor fith, state applebutter The affair is in charge of | be Grif- queen, the! R.A. 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