THE BULLETIN, Mount Joy, Pa. Thursray, December 2
OWL LAFFS
BY A WISE OWL]
There'll be no more peace anc
house until the wife and kids
get Christmas shopping out o
for a minute Im not Sant
Claus - — All I do is give
kamp, has the laziest rooster i
the world. He has never crowe
his head
Miles Robinson, Florin, whil
hunting in Perry County with
6-point buck with the first sho
perfect, didn’t reject his shel
only to have it get up and ru
away without giving him
chance for his second shot.
While up in Perry Count
into one of the little stores an
her surplus butter to the groce
er said “Your butter was ur
derweight last week!”
me.”
Eisenhower's hunting exper
ence during the small game se
son: ‘Ike bought himself a ne
16 gauge shot gun. He took hi
woods they went — — — 1
new gun and took the boy's gu
and went hunting by himself
boy had discovered his dad ha
tried to put 12
ihe 16 gauge gur -
Philosopher Enck savs: Bar
into are apt to come out si
wrote: “I am getting old and
have a chance to marry but I
have false teeth, an upper and
lower plate. Now my problem is
this: If he finds out, he won't
marry me. What should I do?”
Dorothy wrote back and gave
her this advice, “Well, for good-
ness sakes, marry him and keep
your mouth shut!”
Donny Smith told us this one
which he encountered in his
travels———
A salesmarr making a month's
leave he still had about half the
cheese. He didn't want to pack |
it, nor did he want to leave it |
dying in the room. He went ov- |
er to the windowsill, carefully |
removed a plant from the pot,
buried the cheese and replaced
ihe plant.
A few days later he received
a telegram irom the hotel: “We
give up. Where did you put it?’
Then there is the Scot who is |
knitting his wife a sweater of;
steel wool so it will wear like |
iron! He's also feeding a flock |
of sheep ironized yeast so they}
will grow steel wool.
A. > .3 A WISE OWL |
quiet or extra dollars at our
their systems. They know every
night the stores are open in all
our stores and in the surround-
ing towns. And don’t you think
Our neighbor. Harry Darren-
in
in his life. He just waits for an-|
other one to crow and then nods |
rifille that holds 8 shells, shot a|
and started toward the priz
hunting on Tuesday I stoppe
was there at the time. The groc-
“Now, fancy that,” said Mrs:
Farmer. “The baby mislaid mj
scale weights that day, so I use
the pound of sugar you sold | berio or a factum simile of such
1¢ answe
I forgot to tell you about Ike
gauge shells ii
are something which if you g«
love affair. In order that she
might know what to do, she
wrote her problem to our Dor-
ohy Dix. Here is what she
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The Low Down ce.The best padding feels soft | solidated basis for the twelve |
' F Hi k G | and light. Cheap padding feels| months ended October 31, 1953.
rom 1C id rove thick, heavy, and uneven. | These earnings are after obsorb- |
Speak Positively Tell your | / ing in the month of October the |
Today I come to the topic| young child what you want him NATIONAL SAFETY COUNCIL =] | cost of $600,000 damages by |
“business.” With the World| to do rather than what you do} ———— | Hurricane Hazel which was the |
| Series now old stuff—the noise | not want im to do. Try “Roll| POWER SHORTAGE most severe storm ever experi- |
and confusion and commotion! the ball” instead of “Don’t] ON MARIETTA AVENUE enced by the Company.
of the election muffled for the| throw the ball in the house.” | For approximately one hour Consolidated revenues for the |
| nonee—with college yells of the| Count Threads Sheets dif- | and 40 minutes, the electrical | twelve months ended October |
autumn season cooling down, I|fer in quality according to | power was disrupted in the 31, 1954 were $108,090,843, an
pick up my pencil for some| weave is known as thre ad | Niariott Avene aret oa increase of 2.6% over the reven- |
notes about a deserving hero,| count.” That's the number of | arietta Avenue area Monday. | yes for the previous year. |
“1. 8S. A.
a
{ word for same
{ being news,
{ Everybody
| ness makes the mare
| body know
d|
means th
i ties on the
| the rarin’-tc
a | stand up in
—belittle ar
t.| obstructions
He estimated that the shot was | the business
l. | “Wonderlan
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njlike America
"out of 100
¢
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which to
business 1
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store hinge
| threadbare
.-| Without
| owned railr
s.! oil, and the
yt job, where
di give you m
| misery is tl
| to tune-out
je
Yours wi
the wife of a farmer, who sells | Pring squeaks to
OP, 4
Jusiness.”
ch! wot
comes
s that a
A good
knows that busi-
g0--every
slow-down
at somebody's pay |
check has a corner clipped off
| everybody knows that a pile of
RR track will derail
-go diesel. But scal-
e! awags will hop on the radio
the U. S.
1d abuse
on the
d’—our
s there
citizens
portant
sound-of
f they
{ what they ask for,
's—put
A. Senate |
and pile
tracks of
machine of this
48 states.
been a place
Yet—with 95
knowing all
ome few
I
I
find their
laces from
lambast
should get
r
the grocery
I
garments.
ust would
vatches on
prosperous privately
oads, banks, stores,
right to choose your
would we
Vv best
be? 1 will
answer. Si-
r
It is time
the wordy, vinegary,
| Ieft-handedly inclined windies
th the
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1S
before they started to hunt, hy |
n! tic people. The mome
| someone
d! draw out
1 | corner of ti
a probe, th
| proach the victim,
[ eyelid with
The huma
a few of "and maybe get tossed | lot of punisl
rubbing a
— — — when Ike got home the| reach for their hip
hank;
In
cluttering our landscape
low down,
son with him and off to the “ Your Health
tried and tried, but the shells] Breathes there a man with
wouldn't go in the gun and Ike| confidence so dead he never to
told his boy that there must be| someone has said, “I'll get that
something wrong with the gun,| speck out of your eye!” Quick
so he sent his son home with the on the draw are these enthusias-
nt they sce
eye, they
pocket and
1¢ handke
wisting a
rchiet mto
ev confidently ap
ye
n boay
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push up the
a thumt
around the e;
and poke
al
iment, and this pro
e
fact. Eye
| Injuries of a minor nature occur
at work,
to children.
| significant tl
outdoors
to grown-ups and 1
No matter how in
behind. | cedure is abusing th
| € me an
A maiden lady from Florin at A he 1d
: ' | and i
was having some trouble with a |
eye injury may
appear it should be
| someone with
ber of the family or a too help-
ful neighoor. Often th foreign i
substance is embedded in the i
cornea of the eve
moval calls for expe
The eyes a
injuries. The
which the
scratched by
ing against it
* of the tree or
fingernail. Bec
| or ointment 1
reduce pain
Burns of the
re subj
general practition-
er may encounter
such as the limb!
bush
stay in a southern town bought | virtually invisible the
some limburger cheese to eat in| stained to show the
his room. When he got ready to | the damage a
nd an
hi
experience and
i with proper respect for the deli-
cate tissues o
than by a well-meaning mem-
f the eye, rather
a case In
eyeball has been
ome object brush-
or
» Injury is
€
anesthetic
indicd by
&
and the re-
rt care
et
a baby's
wweball is
extent of
s administered to
eyeball are caus
ed by sparks from matches or
by hot
cigarettes or
splashing into
burns of the ¢
dustry and mz
home from lye
precious and not replacable,
the eye.
\y occur
or acid
grease
Chemical
I
wes are seen in in-
in the
Eyes are
‘ennsylvania State University
College of Agriculture
Timely Reminders {rom
The .
KEEP IT CLEAN—AND THATS NO | | Earnings Up
JOKE, SON/ BE SURE THosE |! |
WIPERS N’ DEFROSTERS WORK! | Consolidated earnings
YOU CAN'T BLITZ A BLIZZARD.
Home Calender | uncee metry | (PLP & L
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Dried Plums All prunes
ylums, but all plums are
yrunes. Only varieties of
hat can be dried without
nenting become prunes
Padding Shoulders
nan's high-grade suit, the
ler padding is fine, soft
threads to the square inc
close to| muslin and percale sheets
high thread count are
stronger than those with
threads
plums | common
fer- of Pennsylvania Power & Light
Company for the twelve months |
In al Saded October 31, 1954 were]
shoul- | 16,216,356, equivalent to $2.88
cotton. | per share of common stock out- |
lum standing at such date, as com- |
In a low-grade suit, coarse
1
fewer
not |
are I ay Company and its subsidia
\
pared with $13,727,535 or $2
30th | Workmen who were previously ®
1 apps 2 . .
| area. tising in the Bulletin.
hat
ore | We Call News
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Under New Management
Beginning November 22nd "Geo.’ L. Geibe has assumed
ownership of Sherk's Richfield Service Station, "Geo. is
from Lititz
Station Work.
and has 20 years of experience in Service
He will continue the policy of prompt, courteous service.
Mr. Geibe will carry a full line of Richfield Products, Tires.
Tubes, Batteries and Anti-Freezes, and will Specialize in
Waxing and Polishing
Mi. Sheric would like to take this opportunity to thank all his friends and
customers who pa'ronized him in the past, and hope they will continue to do
so with Mr. Geibe.
“GEO.” L. GEIBE
RICHFIELD SERVICE STATION
{last Main Street
MOUNT JOY, PA. Phone 3-5241
Cold Waves Ts
Permanents $5.00 up
Call Mt, Joy 3-4339
Maude Buller, Prop.
ADAM H. GREER
JEWELER
Phone 3-4124
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
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