2=The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Pa., Thursday, —— . eh THE BULLETIN | Published every Thursday at 11 East Main Street, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa. William N. Young, Publisher John E, Schroll, Editor and Publisher 1901 - 1952 Subscription Rate: $2:00 Per Year by Mail, i Advertising rates upon request, Entered at the postoffice at Mount Joy, Pa., as sccond-class mail under the Act of March 3, 1879. Member, Pennsylvania Newspaper Publishers’ Association OWL LAFFS BY A WISE OWL Along about jis time of year I find it very difficult to concentrcite ‘couse the great out doors continuously beckon, Despite insects, snakes and mud I still find nature's roof of leaves over my head preferable to a roof of shingles. Kk * There's only one thing takes the joy out of it all the family is planning our vacation and considering every location but those at whicia I could loaf in old clothes and fish. And you should see the new vacation clothes and bills that go with them. Yipe!! Guess I'll just have to grin and bear it. * * * A very nervous business man from Colum- bia in‘a poor state of hecth after being exam- ined by his physician was advised not to take anything that disagreed with him. So he pack- ed up and went to Florida leaving his wife at home. — — — — not bad! * * * The fellows down at Newcomer's Hardware Sore had quite a discussion on the strength of the biggest elephant with Friday's Circus. Cne ot them came up with the idea of taking a tractor back to. the circus and having a tug- of-war. They did just that and when the trac- tor pulled.gnd yanked the elephant stood rlacidly by never even noticing that anything was tied to him. * * * Dear ladies: Keep in mind that there is ncth- ing like a dish towel for wiping that contented lcck off a married man’s face: * * * Those circus elephants caused one guy fio take the oath. Bil Waltz up on Elbow Alley looked ouii the kitchen window in the open field next to his home and saw an elephant wandering around — — — — At the time he didn’t know that one of the circus elephants had gotten loose and was wandering around. When he saw the animal he threw up both hands and said: “That does it, never again.” Way 21. 1953 [ : Nevin 1. Zuck, will conduct Special Service the service for Mr. and Mrs |Bletrle Welding As you know, right now is a terrifically | A Commissioning Service for|Faul Alwine, Mr. and Mrs. Jul. | 80 as busy tim2 on the farm, Days could be forty- |, young men and their wives | ius Belser, Jr.,, Mr, and Mrs. Also Specialize On eight hours long and there'd still be things, (his fall, will be entering | Matthew Meyer, and Mr. and | FARM MACHINE WELDING unfinished at bedtime. Consequently when a 5.) Bibical Seminary, | Mrs. Carlos Ziegler. Each of AND EQUIPMENT Donegal ig had just shows We rp Chicago, for further training | the four men have been licens- | Automobile and Truck Welding | man aroun e farm and explained to him |. Christian ministry, will|ed to the ministry, and look for- BR S op all the jobs he would be expected to do, the held this coming Sunday ward to full pa Christian ser- | LAWN MOWER SHARPENING hired man asked: “How about clearing the |... i. at 100:30 in the Wash. | vice. All four young men, and | 2 Ww Sh | snow out of the driveway and from around nglon Street Church of the | their wives, have been, or ae Cover S e ding op thehouse?"” brethren, Blizabethtown., The graduated from Elizabeth | Delta and Marietta Streets “What do you mean?” asked the farmer: Pastor of the Church, the Rev.!town College. | MT. JOY. PA Phere 8 nl “there's no snow at this time of year", pS =m | : id Ji “That's true”, repied the new hired hand, (rr “but there shoud be plenty of it by the time I get the rest of those chores done”! * * * Saturday a nearby business place couldn't locate their bookkeeper. When the boss in- quired of his whereabouts, a clerk supplied: He's gone to the races, boss.” “Wha?” yelled the boss. “In the middle of our annual audii?” "Yes, sir,” explained the clerk. “It was our on- ly chance to balance the books.” — — Well, at least he tried! * * * Harry Troutwine up at the post office was having all kinds of difficulties trying to get his car door open last Saturday morning. Even the key wouldn't unlock it. Finally he walked around the front. grinning rather sheepishly and walking walked away. Ii wasn’t {ae car he wanted, it was Matoney's, — — — — Just another case of mistaken identity. x xX * The improvements in our highways today are stupendous. Just think the old narrow trails where two cars could barely pass with- out colliding are being replaced by splendid wide highways where six or eight cars can collide at one time. ] * * * “What; is your rule of business—your sio- gan” I asked a big time operator. “Very simple,” he replied, “I pay for some- thing I can't get with money that I haven't got. and then sell what I never had for more than it ever cost.” x % * Titas Rui! told us he knows of a hustling in- | surance agent who got fired, cause he talked a customypi to death aller selling him a life in- surance policy. * * * APARTMENT—a place where you start to turn off the radio and find you've been lisien- ing to he neighbor's set. * * * | Irate Florin wife to husband: “It isn't so much that { object to your sneaking out, as il is the sneaky way you have of sneaking back in.” @ | * * * "i Men! Always keep in mind Some men look for trouble. Others marry it. A WISE OWL | . nts BE dpsed Ames Think of the’ hours Grandma spent every dreary, tiring chores—peeling, caring, pitting, grinding, squeezing, shelling. And the weeks it took to can and preserve enough food to last the winter! Our mothers demanded relief from these countless hours of kitchen drudgery. So, American business put its resources to work. The result, as everyone knows, was a revolution in housekeeping. It really began when the American Can Company perfected the modern tin can. Constant improvement in design and manufacture of containers made to put foods and beverages of every kind on your table, regardless of season. For the modern wife and mother the can has made simpler and shorter the job of feeding her family. Best of all, she has many more hours to relax and enjoy herself. Many other good things come from can-making and can-using activities. Thousands of well-paid jobs of them right here in Pennsylvania—have been created. Farmers have found a‘stable market and higher prices for their larger, better crops. Whole new have been able to get started. Your desire for more and more hours of leisure is one day doing he it possible many businesses of the incentives that make the 35,000 people of Canco strive so hard to help you take it easier than . Constantly satisfying your needs is a big part of what businesses such as ours do to help make America a wonderful country to live and work and relax in. 5 3 CAN = COMPANY + *® CONTAINERS. . . & . to help people live better n ® ; : a a 84 § i ei ain Grandma. retail prices of canned fruits and vegetables are below the average prices of five years ago. ® ® ° ‘ : ° Canned fruits and vegetables are ° always your best buy . . . and are : today a greater value than ever. $ According to the United States : Bureau of Labor Statistics, the 3 Simran —— gold. 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