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A WISE OWL
Our Office Lady, received a tele
phone call the other day. A proud
parent called to report the birth
of twins.
Mary couldn't quite’ understand
him and she said: “Will you repeat
that please.”
He said: "Not if I can help it.”
If there is any individual we
know who is kind to animals it's
John. Day, of Trailer Village, at
Florin. He recently built an air
conditioned dog kennel. It
has a screen door
even
Of all the unusual things that
happen, particularly to fishermen
Irere’s one has them all topped. We
wouldn't swear to it but.can take
the jman’s word. This happened to
our ‘Boro Supervisor and veteran
fisherman, Henry! Smeltzer. Here's
his story:
Of all the rain we have had for
weeks, Jim has had ample time
and opportunity to go fishing. ' As
most fishermen know, there is no
better time to fish than after a
shower.
® One day last week Jim decided
he'd try his luck fishing so he went
down 'to the banks of the Little
Chickies (formerly Snyder's woods)
decided he'd dig a few worms and
start feeding the fish.
There's an old and true adage,
the dryer the ground, the deeper
the worms and the wetter the
ground the higher the worms. Well
Jim dug high and low but no
worms. Finally much, disgusted . he
heard a chuckle overhead, looked
up, and there were oodles of worms
crawling around on the trees. Its
been to dern wet for ’em’ so they
climbed to safety.
But what Jim can't understand
is, how those little earth worms
climbed those big oak trees.
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To make matters worse, Elwood
Martin, the milk peddler, who has
also had a lot of experience with
fish and worms, declares that up in
Perry County the worms don't
climb trees during wet spells, they
just go up the mountain sides
Eftwood says he saw big flocks of
"em coming down the mountain
sides when the weather gets dryer.
That's when he gathers them.
If a man is too lazy to think for
himself he should get married.
A rural family on Marietta R. D
had city folks for Sunday company.
During the dinner conversation the
farmer complained: “My pigs are
Pa., Thursday, Way
Saturday, May 24th.
Rohm representing P«
Mt. Joy lost out to the
Coatesville
County
representin
for the District
Championship.
The match was forced indoors by
the steady of
quite a handicap
downpour rain
this proved
Rohm.
Rohm was to
Charl
accompanied
Ralph Rice,
Mateer and Shearer.
Gs i eee
tourney by
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QUALIFIES FOR MEMBERSHIP |
Two salesmen for Newcomer Mo-
Inc., Mount Joy,
fied for membership in
rolet Motor Division's Car
tors, have quali-| |
Chev
Club,
the
it
The qualification of
| Dr.H.C Killheffer
Optometrist
MANHEIM
was announced today by Robert G 163 8. Chariotis St,
r 5 Telephone 5.3376
Lloyd, sales promotion manager of |
1 = v { Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30
the Harrisburg Zone | Tues. Fri. Sat. 7-9 P. M.
They are Earl B. Myers, a mem- |
i H Tues. Frl. Sat,
ber of the 100-Car Club, and John| | 9:30-1:00. 2.5 P. M
G. Garns, a member of the 50-Car | | ELIZABETHTOWN
Club. 15 E. High St.
Telephone 24-F
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Chevrole
was based on the
ment last year.
compete for
in a nation-wide
Each member is awarded
pin the first vy
ar and a diamond
for
added to it each succeeding |
. » | year.
sick and I don’t know what to do.” |” “Cp lot i
. » 1 nevrole congratulates these |
“You should smoke them,” his cles or dl =
visitor said. Bs n thelr ama gv]
i achievements in 1951," sai Mr. |
"Smoke them.” the farmer Sai 9 ag Mn
Lloyd. “Once again, through their |
ported. . . ie
“ splendid efforts, Chevrolet retain- |
Sure, my grandfather told me sk
ed its leadership in th autommtivc
that was the way he cured all his
hogs” the visitor explained.
field.”
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TENNIS GRADERS WON
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High Girls’ Tennis | wy OVE
[eam Complesad Na ort voile |
ws about “rivers” hot fo con-
eason Unde eat’ been pouring in dinero
The Mount) Hig! I | by — train full<but Old Man
unt Joy igh Scho 1
I r, to show us up as up-start
tennis team has completed its se: | P 2 y hat
and not Know fomuch abou vha
son with a record of 9 wins an n nil 3 )
0) we al p to, pays no heed, and
he th I C ,. | floods as he sees fit—if not more so
we game with oun
Day School on May 21 wa played You take a rives and put a dam
&t Mount Joy. The Mount: pit across it—and if it rains sometime
won by a score of 8 to 1. Schofield. will ®atch yourself some rain-
te And ains i ale of «
Mt. Joy defeated Adams, 6-0, 6-0 r. And oe X : . whale 2
~ . ( An am is ty tc
Shank, Mt. Joy, defeated Appel ; RN rt | Ch Il Ip to
6-1, 6-1. Spangler, Mt. Joy defeat | Stor With ah un ii 3 I
ed Droz, 6-4, 6-1. Whiting, ICDS, [ve water flooding dow
106, . > red dinero into dams
cefeated Zink, Mt. Joy, 8-6, 8-6 wt di d
Braught, Mt. Joy defeated Heckel EE a h po
it Ww lon’t do it that way V
6-2, 6-0. Rutt, Mt. Joy defeated : ford C3
me H 5 or ns al donate
Fulton, 6-1, 6-4. In the loubl iis . Yaak pr ) + Box ih
Shank and Spangler, Mt. Jov. de- D1 Ie: bul Wi ) ys teil
us Ww ight as wel ul in dyna-
feated Adams and Appel, 6-2, 6-3 13 RN : ro.
WH ang Nake SOIC poOwel
and Thome and Schofield defeated| ide. Cor 4
Droz and Whiting, 7-5, 6-3. Also in 3 3 ow Go > ay i Ho ie ; in 4
a lowat om the side of a barn, |
doubles, Zink and Braught, Mount ~ that iv “ake” with a ‘Wo
. . $a that 15 "jake with us—go to
oy, defeated Fisher ax ann, 6-1 | Nn 1
J Sel ated Fisher and Mann, 6-1 Lit, i But the trick to the get-
>= : : up i that you can’t make power
: ount Joy won the game with unle dam is ful] and the wa-
> M r 99 » |
* ow Holland on May 22 by forfeit, ter can flow over and turn the wa-
9. [
rid | ter wheels
Thus Mount Joy's team finished
: . a. So, with the dams full of water
its season having defeated Manheim, . es ot 3
1 : f 8-0 { 7-0 | Liti and the dynamos running full tilt
oy scores of 8-0 and 7-0 and Lititz : . l
J and making kilow: ‘hai hap-
by scores of 7-0 and 7-0. Lancaster | = ns 4 als i 2 a
Country Day School fell with the| Deis it n fe reo.
luni By y | come ‘along. Yep, that's it, Old
scores of 7-0 and 8-1. The Mount Man Riv n't even. hesit
avian naver 10€esn evel
Joy lasses defeated Elizabethtown | 4 ;
A : | We been getting it in the neck
6-1. New Holland bowed with] fy “ |
: . | and how—with our “smart alec” |
scores. of 4-0 and 2-0. [ dam. antic !
Miss Mildred Wilson is the team’s | :
coach. | Yours with the low down.
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enon A i yori sone JIMMIE
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Carl Rohm Wei | | DAILY VACATION BIBLE
| SCHOOL JUNE 9-20
The Mount Joy Ministerial As-|
ounty Marble | sociation announces that a Daily
| Vacation Bible School will be con- |
. | ay . |
Cham ionshi ducted by the Association in June
D 1p for a two week period, June 9-20. |
Carl Rohm, seventh grade stu-| There will be morning sessions
dent in the Borough school won the | only. Pupils aged 4-14 are invited
Lancaster County Marble Champ- | to attend
lonship in the VFW 9th Dis strict | - Gai
tournament held in Coatesville on} Patrc Bulletin Advertise
up to us
LITTLE FOR
THOSE WHO
GAVE SO MUCH
Woman's Intuition: A suspicion The Mount Jov. school ton
thist turned: out be" true ; ie Mount Joy grade sc 200] ton
nis team came through with a 5-2
> victory over Lititz 7th and 8th]
Then there's the language of graders on the local courts. Thel
flowers. A red rose says, I love you: | ooo three of the five sing-| §
A white one, You're heavenly. Yel- i. 4. and swept the doubles. |
low. I am jealous. Carnations, too, |
speak up Pink, Tll never forget THppp FOXES ON ONE SHOT |
you; Red, I'm carrying a torch for
you.” And the orchid says, “This
escort is loaded.”
Dumb Dora's boy friend wanted
to take a trip on a boat that would
While a State Policeman at Lan- |
caster was practicing pistol shoot- |
ing on a range near the city, he|
saw and shot a gray fox. It was a!
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vixen, carrying two unborn young. |
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fit his personality so they put him FESTIVAL
on a tramp steamer. St. Hilda's Guild of St. Luke's |
Episcopal Church will hold their |
Stop and think, annual Strawberry Festival Satur-
Use your bean; day, June 7th, 4 to 8 p. m. on the |
To stay in the pink. ‘hurch grounds.
Watch the red and green. er
— TENNIS TOURNAMENT FRIDAY
After, listening to the , racruiting A tennis tournament sponsored
Ser; anit tell! the ; advantages of a{by the American Legion for .'stu-
three-year * ‘enlistment in Alaska
the skeptical recruit” asked: “Isn't
that the* place where the nights
and the days are six months long?’
Sure, said the Sarge, “so when
you come right down to it you will
only be there for three dels and
at the local courts on Friday at 1
Pp. m. .
—— Mn
A FOGOD SALE ON JUNE 7
Alumni Association will have a
food sale at the Titus Rutt Insur-
dents of grades 9 to 12, will be held
nights”,
A WISE OWL
Saturday,
ance Office on Fast Main Street on
June 7th, at ten o'clock
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FRIDAY NIGHT, MAY 30th
SATURDAY NIGHT, MAY 3ist 1
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1:00 until ? — Steaks, Chops, Sea Foods, Beef, Pork and
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Your Help
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Much of this natio
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n's trouble today is financial
ntinual spending, or giving,
more than our income. Here is a lesson for
you, if you would succeed. When you start
working, begin immediately to build a Sav-
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