4=The Bulletin, Moun! Joy, OWL LAFES w BY = A WISE OWL Our Office Lady, received a tele phone call the other day. A proud parent called to report the birth of twins. Mary couldn't quite’ understand him and she said: “Will you repeat that please.” He said: "Not if I can help it.” If there is any individual we know who is kind to animals it's John. Day, of Trailer Village, at Florin. He recently built an air conditioned dog kennel. It has a screen door even Of all the unusual things that happen, particularly to fishermen Irere’s one has them all topped. We wouldn't swear to it but.can take the jman’s word. This happened to our ‘Boro Supervisor and veteran fisherman, Henry! Smeltzer. Here's his story: Of all the rain we have had for weeks, Jim has had ample time and opportunity to go fishing. ' As most fishermen know, there is no better time to fish than after a shower. ® One day last week Jim decided he'd try his luck fishing so he went down 'to the banks of the Little Chickies (formerly Snyder's woods) decided he'd dig a few worms and start feeding the fish. There's an old and true adage, the dryer the ground, the deeper the worms and the wetter the ground the higher the worms. Well Jim dug high and low but no worms. Finally much, disgusted . he heard a chuckle overhead, looked up, and there were oodles of worms crawling around on the trees. Its been to dern wet for ’em’ so they climbed to safety. But what Jim can't understand is, how those little earth worms climbed those big oak trees. — To make matters worse, Elwood Martin, the milk peddler, who has also had a lot of experience with fish and worms, declares that up in Perry County the worms don't climb trees during wet spells, they just go up the mountain sides Eftwood says he saw big flocks of "em coming down the mountain sides when the weather gets dryer. That's when he gathers them. If a man is too lazy to think for himself he should get married. A rural family on Marietta R. D had city folks for Sunday company. During the dinner conversation the farmer complained: “My pigs are Pa., Thursday, Way Saturday, May 24th. Rohm representing P« Mt. Joy lost out to the Coatesville County representin for the District Championship. The match was forced indoors by the steady of quite a handicap downpour rain this proved Rohm. Rohm was to Charl accompanied Ralph Rice, Mateer and Shearer. Gs i eee tourney by LOCAL AUTO SALESMAN THE LOW DOWN | { e yy Mt. Gretna Terrific! PICNICS ire WW hy Not? SWIMMING - OPEN DAILY W ow! QUALIFIES FOR MEMBERSHIP | Two salesmen for Newcomer Mo- Inc., Mount Joy, fied for membership in rolet Motor Division's Car tors, have quali-| | Chev Club, the it The qualification of | Dr.H.C Killheffer Optometrist MANHEIM was announced today by Robert G 163 8. Chariotis St, r 5 Telephone 5.3376 Lloyd, sales promotion manager of | 1 = v { Mon. & Wednes. 9.5:30 the Harrisburg Zone | Tues. Fri. Sat. 7-9 P. M. They are Earl B. Myers, a mem- | i H Tues. Frl. Sat, ber of the 100-Car Club, and John| | 9:30-1:00. 2.5 P. M G. Garns, a member of the 50-Car | | ELIZABETHTOWN Club. 15 E. High St. Telephone 24-F ir Chevrole was based on the ment last year. compete for in a nation-wide Each member is awarded pin the first vy ar and a diamond for added to it each succeeding | . » | year. sick and I don’t know what to do.” |” “Cp lot i . » 1 nevrole congratulates these | “You should smoke them,” his cles or dl = visitor said. Bs n thelr ama gv] i achievements in 1951," sai Mr. | "Smoke them.” the farmer Sai 9 ag Mn Lloyd. “Once again, through their | ported. . . ie “ splendid efforts, Chevrolet retain- | Sure, my grandfather told me sk ed its leadership in th autommtivc that was the way he cured all his hogs” the visitor explained. field.” — ee. Eee | TENNIS GRADERS WON = . . High Girls’ Tennis | wy OVE [eam Complesad Na ort voile | ws about “rivers” hot fo con- eason Unde eat’ been pouring in dinero The Mount) Hig! I | by — train full red dinero into dams cefeated Zink, Mt. Joy, 8-6, 8-6 wt di d Braught, Mt. Joy defeated Heckel EE a h po it Ww lon’t do it that way V 6-2, 6-0. Rutt, Mt. Joy defeated : ford C3 me H 5 or ns al donate Fulton, 6-1, 6-4. In the loubl iis . Yaak pr ) + Box ih Shank and Spangler, Mt. Jov. de- D1 Ie: bul Wi ) ys teil us Ww ight as wel ul in dyna- feated Adams and Appel, 6-2, 6-3 13 RN : ro. WH ang Nake SOIC poOwel and Thome and Schofield defeated| ide. Cor 4 Droz and Whiting, 7-5, 6-3. Also in 3 3 ow Go > ay i Ho ie ; in 4 a lowat om the side of a barn, | doubles, Zink and Braught, Mount ~ that iv “ake” with a ‘Wo . . $a that 15 "jake with us—go to oy, defeated Fisher ax ann, 6-1 | Nn 1 J Sel ated Fisher and Mann, 6-1 Lit, i But the trick to the get- >= : : up i that you can’t make power : ount Joy won the game with unle dam is ful] and the wa- > M r 99 » | * ow Holland on May 22 by forfeit, ter can flow over and turn the wa- 9. [ rid | ter wheels Thus Mount Joy's team finished : . a. So, with the dams full of water its season having defeated Manheim, . es ot 3 1 : f 8-0 { 7-0 | Liti and the dynamos running full tilt oy scores of 8-0 and 7-0 and Lititz : . l J and making kilow: ‘hai hap- by scores of 7-0 and 7-0. Lancaster | = ns 4 als i 2 a Country Day School fell with the| Deis it n fe reo. luni By y | come ‘along. Yep, that's it, Old scores of 7-0 and 8-1. The Mount Man Riv n't even. hesit avian naver 10€esn evel Joy lasses defeated Elizabethtown | 4 ; A : | We been getting it in the neck 6-1. New Holland bowed with] fy “ | : . | and how—with our “smart alec” | scores. of 4-0 and 2-0. [ dam. antic ! Miss Mildred Wilson is the team’s | : coach. | Yours with the low down. c 1 enon A i yori sone JIMMIE | Carl Rohm Wei | | DAILY VACATION BIBLE | SCHOOL JUNE 9-20 The Mount Joy Ministerial As-| ounty Marble | sociation announces that a Daily | Vacation Bible School will be con- | . | ay . | Cham ionshi ducted by the Association in June D 1p for a two week period, June 9-20. | Carl Rohm, seventh grade stu-| There will be morning sessions dent in the Borough school won the | only. Pupils aged 4-14 are invited Lancaster County Marble Champ- | to attend lonship in the VFW 9th Dis strict | - Gai tournament held in Coatesville on} Patrc Bulletin Advertise up to us LITTLE FOR THOSE WHO GAVE SO MUCH Woman's Intuition: A suspicion The Mount Jov. school ton thist turned: out be" true ; ie Mount Joy grade sc 200] ton nis team came through with a 5-2 > victory over Lititz 7th and 8th] Then there's the language of graders on the local courts. Thel flowers. A red rose says, I love you: | ooo three of the five sing-| § A white one, You're heavenly. Yel- i. 4. and swept the doubles. | low. I am jealous. Carnations, too, | speak up Pink, Tll never forget THppp FOXES ON ONE SHOT | you; Red, I'm carrying a torch for you.” And the orchid says, “This escort is loaded.” Dumb Dora's boy friend wanted to take a trip on a boat that would While a State Policeman at Lan- | caster was practicing pistol shoot- | ing on a range near the city, he| saw and shot a gray fox. It was a! : . | vixen, carrying two unborn young. | oe ee ie 2 fit his personality so they put him FESTIVAL on a tramp steamer. St. Hilda's Guild of St. Luke's | Episcopal Church will hold their | Stop and think, annual Strawberry Festival Satur- Use your bean; day, June 7th, 4 to 8 p. m. on the | To stay in the pink. ‘hurch grounds. Watch the red and green. er — TENNIS TOURNAMENT FRIDAY After, listening to the , racruiting A tennis tournament sponsored Ser; anit tell! the ; advantages of a{by the American Legion for .'stu- three-year * ‘enlistment in Alaska the skeptical recruit” asked: “Isn't that the* place where the nights and the days are six months long?’ Sure, said the Sarge, “so when you come right down to it you will only be there for three dels and at the local courts on Friday at 1 Pp. m. . —— Mn A FOGOD SALE ON JUNE 7 Alumni Association will have a food sale at the Titus Rutt Insur- dents of grades 9 to 12, will be held nights”, A WISE OWL Saturday, ance Office on Fast Main Street on June 7th, at ten o'clock aaa \ OH, GRACE, SOME OF THE BEST BARGAINS IN THE PAPER TODAY / LET! GO SHOPPING! I'LL MEET eee eee eed Eh — — LR To oon wane [Te bat to Mk on - WARY G | FRIDAY, JUNE 20th vert FUNERAL DIRECTORS | foe the | G 0 0 0) N. .- Mount Joy, Pa. SUMMER FESTIVAL | ol EE : | of the School & Home Assoc. | —| BENNETT'S RESTAURANT | J L n evel Mount Joy Legion | wid i ANNOUNCES Now Selling Memorial Weekend Features | FRIDAY NIGHT, MAY 30th SATURDAY NIGHT, MAY 3ist 1 WESTON ICE CREAM BOB WESTON QUINTET SUNDAY NICHT, JUNE 1st ; wo £0070 13409 LARGE VARIETY OF FLAVORS IN | THE HEADLINERS : Sunday family dinners will be served starting at BULK — 145,-GALS. Y—" PINTS 1:00 until ? — Steaks, Chops, Sea Foods, Beef, Pork and Turkey. | ! | : Mt. Gretna Park|| — SPECIAL THIS WEEK ~ || = “ FRIDAY, MAY 30th] 1/.(Gal, Handi-Pak 99: | FEATURING | 2 ® THE DIXIE MOUNTAIN BOYS 1 THE RANCH PALS ~ ANY FLAVOR ~ THE DREAM VALLEY CARAVAN i 4 SUNDAY, JUNE 1st | 11 LEO LaROSE ~ FRANK FULTON | There's Alway 3 3 AND 1 oe THE DRIFTING PLOWBDYS GOOD ME ASURE = PLUS i A NOVELTY ACT Continuons Shows From 2:00 O'clock 3 ADMISSION He (incl. tax) CHILDREN UNDER 12 FREE in our Ql i} Lots of parking space, picnic tables, amusements and refreshments | Headquarters evens: | EVENINGS 1d OO Y MATINEE i SHOWS SATURDAYS 8 7 and 9:00 P.M hs THEATRE] wiv For © 3-10 8. Ja. Mount Joy, Pa FRIDAY SATURDAY, MAY 30 - 31 ° © DANA ANDREWS — DOROTHY McGUIRE Picnic Home a Made 7 66 92 ! 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