Bulletin, Mt. Jovy,
Pa.,
Thursda v, March’ 15, 1951
OWL LAFFS
BY
A WISE OWL
Here's one of the cutest laffs that
a reader ever we've
just got to pass it on to you.
A three-year-old struggling
with the back button on his
long winter underwear. Finally
gave up, trotted up to his mother
and said: “Mcmmy, open my bath-
recom, door, please.”
sent us and
was
new
he
The other day Carl came into work,
and evidently a victim of spring
fever he sighed: “I feel like two
cents.” That was too much for Bill
Beaston and he “Well,
everything ‘is higher these days.”
answered:
the other
in
Met a friend of mine
day whom I ‘Hadn't seen ages
and now I see why his father de-
serted his mother the day before
he was born. He knew what was
coming, no doubt.
John Sliver gave me one for this
column, but doggone John, I plumb
clean forgot what you had told me.
In the spring a young man’s fancy
driving may run ‘you right off the
highway.
Hunce Schatz says the best bay
to kill time is to work it to death.
My spouse says that a recent
bride was explaining at the beauty
parlor why only married couples
were invited to her wedding. “It’s a
very clever idea, don’t you think?
Jack says if we invite only married
people, the presents will be all
profit.”
Social tact is the art of making
your company feel at home when
you wish they were.
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A woman drove into Newcomer's
garage to complain that her
was using too much gas. “Banks”
Wagner pcinted to the choke lever
which protuded frcm the dash-
board. “Do ycu know what this is
for? he asked. “Ch that,” said the
woman airily “I never it so I
keep it pulled out to put my hand-
bag on.”
car
use
race
the
Spring air always brings
tracks into conversations and
other night one of the fellows told
us that it was a good many
ago that he took his wife
races.
Just as the horses were lining up
at the barrier, his wifle grasped him}
nervously by the and in a
voice which was filled with emotion
asked him for a sabety pin, at the
same time grabbing frantically for
something that seemed to be slip-
ping at the knees. Just then some-
“They're off!”
years
to the
arm
cne nearby shouted.
And his wife fainted.
"Twas the night Liefore Pay Day
and all through the barracks not
a man was stirring. Some lug had
swiped all the spoons.
The other morning at breakfast a
local man said to his wife: “I went
to a stag party last night, dearie.”
Wifie answered: “I thought that’s
where you had been. I heard you
staggering in.’
“What is executive ability, Fath-
er?” asked the serious lad.
“Executive ability, my boy, is the
art of getting credit for all the hard
work that somebody else does.”
Sounds like a fellow I know
the west end.
in
Some of the remarks hear
from the coke crowd are really
sumpin’. Heard one say to the other
‘You don’t need to worry about
getting ahead! Youre doing very
nicely without one.
you
Sitting on the swing down at The
Springs on Monday I saw a worm
meet another worm coming up .from
the ground and declared:
First worm: “You're very; beau-
tiful and I'd like to marry you.”
Second worm: “Dot be a slop,
I'm your other e
om
One columnist says he solved his
‘Weekly Letter
By Penna. State
Game Commission
near Pymatun-
| ing waterfowl the Con-
neaut Marsh in northwestern Penn-
Game
Early this spring,
refuge on
sylvania, the Commission
will
ject
waterfow! pro-
5000
largely mallards but in-
black duck
launch
There,
ducklings,
a new
about
cluding some and mal-
Game Protectors for release to
over the state.
that each spring ducks so stocked
will return where
they were released, there pro-
duce an additional supply of home
Pennsylvania hunt- |
programs |
to the waters
to
grown birds for
ers. Reports on similar
conducted elsewhere indicate the |
probable success of this venture.
The ducklings will be leg banded |
so that the results of this program
can be determined. Hunters are reo!
quested to cooperate by returning |
the bands found on ducks they bag.
Electric Storm Fells Deer
On January 19, Acting Game
Protector Russell L. Thomas, Jer-
sey Shore, was called to the Gam-
ble Run area by a farmer who re-
ported that several deer had died
mysteriously on his land.
Upon investigation, Officer Thom-
as learned that the deer in question
had been struck by lightning that
flashed during severe electric
storm the evening before. Oddly,
each deer fell on its right side. The
belt struck each animal on the jaw,
then traveled down the front of
the deer to make a large hole in
the ground, Thomas said.
Tardy Duck Loses To Auto
On December 15, 1950, Game Pro-
tector William G. Matthews picked
up a female wood duck killed on
a highway near Mt. Pleasant. This
was a late-season traveler, evident-
ly headed for the Mississippi fly-
way.
Attached to the woody’s leg was
a
a band bearing a serial number. U.
S. Fish and Wildlife Service re-
ported that the duck was banded
September 1, 1950, at Stevens Brook
in Franklin County, Vermont.
Feeders Prove Worth
Harold E. Russell, Perry
game protector, says that
has been responding to
feeding in his district
way.
Said Russell: “There was
natural food available
this Winter, and squirrels,
and even deer
to corn in the wire
“We recently counted,
time, 7 squirrels,
ing doves, 2
dining at a
County
wildlife
artificial |
in a great|
little |
hereabouts |
grouse
are coming regularly |
basket feeders. |
at
4 morn- |
deer
one |
a grouse,
cardinals and 8
basket feeder
within 50 feet of our house.
“In my district there are
covies of quail that are feeding on|
cracked corn and scratch grain put |
out by sportsmen.’
6 oio0on
VARSITY CLUB TO SPONSOR |
STUNTS AND TUMBLING |
An exhibition of stunts and tum- |
bling will be held in the Mount Joy
High School Auditorium Monday |
evening, March 19, at 8 p. The
event will be sponsored by the high |
located
several |
m.
school Varsity Club under the fac- |
ulty advisorship of John Day. John
Miller is president of the club.
fifty students will
show from grades |
Approximately
participate in the
seven to twelve. Including the |
group will be sensational acrobatic |
feats, pyramid building, group tum-
in
The program has been arranged |
so that the spectators may
the progression of stunts from the
elementary stage through the ad- |
vanced stage.
Admission will be free and every- |
one is invited to attend the exhibi-
|
watch
tion. An offering will be taken to|
aid the Varsity Club in the pur-
chase of sweaters.
Come to the high school Monday |
evening, March 19 for an exciting
evening and at the same time fnelp |
the students in a worthwhile pro-
ject.
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CARD PARTY AT SALUNGA
A ham card party will be held |
by the Salunga Fire Police Friday |
evening, March 16th, at Cooper's
Garage, Salunga, at 8 o'clock. Five |
hundred, pinochle and bridge will
be played. A door prize will be a-
warded.
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Everybody reads newspapers buf ||
NOT everybody reads:circylar ad
vertising left ‘on their door step.
seed catalogue.
Mouth: The grocer’s friend, the
orator’s pride, the fool's trap and
the dentist's salvation.
iening BY, pling
day-old |
lard crossbreeds, will be reared to
six weeks of age. These young
ducks will then be distributed to
back area lakes and beaver ponds |
It is the hope of game authorities |
| the habit of giving its contribution
| to the school distriets ¢f Lancaster
1s 1“
bling and clowns and comedy acts. |
looking forward to
$a
tion each year
some of them have put it in their
Sico’s 1950 Report
(From page 1) budget, Sico has decided that the |
| Lancaster County because of the | best thing to do in the ninth dis-
fact that over a long period of | tribution is to provide fourteen |
years beginning before 1876, Lan- [scholarships for Lancaster county |
and pay Fourteen Thousand Dol- |
lars ($14,000.00) all the |
school districts coun=
County helped to build up
the capital structure of the prede-
cessors of Sico, making it possible
caster
in cash to
of Lancaster
for Sico to carry out its plan. |ty, distributing the same between
Meanwhile neighboring counties | said districts in such manner as |
were doing the same thing as Lan- | Sico sees fit and proper.
caster County did many years ago ——————— WA
Accordingly, it is time to begin to M R d
make our distribution in propor- ortuary ecor
tion to the volume of business done
in each county. (From page 1)
lied : 0.9
During the past year Sico has ied "wiz p. 1 Sauna) at he
learned that there is a great short- Whe was the AE ier © J Te
- : ; late John and Julia Stauffer Geib, |
age in the supply of competent .
| fo ate 3 and was a member of the Evangel |
teachers in the elementary grades, |: | Uni Bret} bh Fi
{ namely the first, second, third, lea 5 nited ret A Rp h ny
a : . Surviving are a daughter, R
fourth, fifth, and sixth grades. The | ™ } ar rg get Sp
Department of Public Instruction it A nos! " Katie Smit
[at Harrisburg advises that this |” | a a two Fogler RE
shortage 'is likely to continue for [YS 80 and ‘saa en
of Mount Joy R2.
many years and may not be over- y R |
| ited Funeral services were held Tues- |
| come within ten years. Good teach- : i
ling in the elementary grades is day afternoon in the Evangelical
| highly important it 1avs United Brethren church with inter-
de faundition. for subsequent eda ment in Ruhl’s cemetery near Man- |
: : heim.
| ucation. Accordingly Sico was con- Sn
vinced that it probably could ren- RR
oH John B. Aldinger.
der
a greater service to the public
schools of the territery in which it
operates ky providing funds to help
Jchn B. Aldinger, seventy-seven,
Elizabethtown R2, died
of a complication of diseases.
at his home
[to educate high scheol graduates
who are able and eager and in| 4 Son of the late Henry and Ma-
need of financial assistance to be- | Blessing Aldinger, he was a re- {
come teachers in the elementary tired farmer and was a member of
the Conewago Church of the Breth-
ren.
Surviving -are his wife,
grades of the public schools.
Sico has decided that the best
Mary, 3
Seryies un des = sx children, the Rev. Harry Aldinger,
Count is ito. use whatever funds Esther, wife of Paul Baker, and |
are available for the benefit of said kane, Wife of Boy Reber, al of |
counties to provide scholarships in RS, so IS grand.
children, 6 great grandchildren,
some contribu=
|
to the extent that |
| he resided in the vicinity of Mount
the elementary course of a state
3 é vo brothers: Jos
teachers college for high school end ye ro ey Jers. Bik |
» bethtow VA. Frank, zabeth-
graduates of said counties. Each : : own NC ran 1zabeth
own,
scholarship will be for the amount
of One Thousand Dollars ($1,000)
thereby providing + Two Hundred
Fifty Dollars ($250.00) per year, or
A. Paul Rohrman {
A. Paul
Rohrman, ninety-two, |
as much thereof as may be neces- | died Tuesday at the home of his
sary for day students. The money son-in-law and daughter, Mr. and
required for these scholarships will | Mrs: Henry B. Heisey, Mount Joy
R1. He had been under the care of
be paid by Sico direct to a state
teachers college to be used to pay
a part of the college expense in the
elementary ccurse of the winner
of the Sico award named in accor-
dance with the conditions stipulat-
ed by Sico. The state teachers col-
leges necessary the
a physician.
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and Gas Welding
Also Specialize On
FARM MACHINE WELDING
to carry out
plan are Millersville, Shippensburg, AND EQUIPMENT {
Kutztown, and West Chester. Each | Automobile and Truck Welding
winner of the award will attend LAWN MOWER SHARPENING
the college in the service area in
which said winner lives.
Sico
Cover's Welding Shop
MT. JOY, Phone 3-5931 |
Delta a Marietta Streets
Inasmuch as has been in
| county in cash and inasmuch as |
said school districts of Lancaster B E N N E T T ) S
county have been in the hakit of |
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Rooster — Boy & Girl.
Egg Dyes, Hinkles & Paas
Toys for Kiddies
Plush Bunnies & Chicks, 98c up.
Wind Up Rabbits — Peek-A-Boo Eggs
Celephane Grass for Baskets |
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Musical Eggs — Novelties 10c. up — Pull Toys
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A WISE OWL
Born in Philadelphia, a son of the
late John C. and Harriet Rohrman,
Joy for 18 years and was a mem-
ber of Donegal Presbyterian
| Church
two children, Min-
of Henry B. Heisey, at
and Ernest G.
R6; also three
a sister, Mrs. Alice
Hill; and several
nieces and nephews.
Funeral services from the Young
Surviving are
na R,
whose home he died;
Lancaster
wile
Mohrman,
grandchildren,
Collins, Drexel
| funeral home at Lancaster Friday
afternoon with interment in the
Greenwood cemetery there.
f A ee
Stimulate your by adver=
tising in the Bulletin,
JOSEPH F. GINGRICH, Inc.
Elizabethtown’s
REAL ESTATE AGENCY
FRANKLIN B.
LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE
PHONE MT. JOY
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LANCASTER COUNTY LEADS |
Lancaster County led Pennsyl- |
vania's 67 counties in the number
of farms in 1950 despite a decrease
from 8,823 farms in 1M5 to 7,953
last year, a farm count by the Cen-
sus Bureau showed Friday,
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DEEDS RECORDED
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Joy, to William 8S, and Barbara G.
Longeneckér, Mount Joy township,
lect on Birchland Avenue, Mt, Joy. |
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