d=The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., OWL L/ LAFFS| BV A guy down town can’t under- stand why nobody ever thinks of giving Dad a nice blonde for Xmas Our neighbor Harry Darrenkamp has a new kind of a rat trap and | believe you me it works. game rooster that pecks their eyes out, then Harry kills them. If you don't believe this one please consult Walter Derr. Up in Potter Co., at Wharton to be exact, a merchant, Charlie Peters sized lawn and he lives who has a fair the trouble Summer deelares he was saved of mowing the because a 10-point buck deer graz- grass all ed on it. Along came some hunters, shot the buck and now Charlie must buy a lawn mower next Summer. How Ray Myers ever expects to bag a deer without beyond me. On a hunting trip he saw a deer, aimed, fired — and that was all — — — no shell in the chamber! recent deer If Russ Kramer peddled milk in- stead of ice, I could see some reas- the dreams he's been having know on for lately, what's wrong. cther night he bloody murder him what was dreamed cows were chasing him. as it is, I don’t His wife tells us the hollering but woke up wrong he said Harry Bucher and Eli Arndt were buck hunting up at English Center last Friday and Saturday and had He has a | Yes | ammunition 1S | and when she asked | he | Thursday, December 14, Weekly Letter American Legion's By Penna. State | 6 | ‘Tide of Toys™ Game Commission | One of the 12 pr n ve A grams ponngylvania’s bear kill statistics lertaken by the American will remain incomplete until all re- 1 sty and proved so suc-| ports submitted by those who took has again been approved|® bruin in the 1950 season are re- } B . ceived Dy tn associatl 1 y iation. Bing Crosby ofl Counts made in bear territory lotion Picture and Radio fame has/unofficially pace this year's legal ccepted the National Chairman- kill at 414, the illegal kill (cubs) at a 1" 90 vip and will attempt to double the Seana : Hp, 0 KYU Lack of snow and fewer hunters | number of toys shipped last yea: han in 1949 would suggest a small- | During the two week campaign take of the shaggy fellows but A J oh ate ; vast st year. more than 11.000 Xmas|carly accounts indicate that at least | 1s many bruins were taken this year | Toys were collected here and sent. |ast la j to children i Europe Lancaster] Some woodsmen conjecture that | led every County in the State in unusually good fod c na lous this I number of T . summer and fall caused bears to \ ys giver nd ranked : | ly SLT 4 scatter widely over the Pennsyl- | ixth in the Nation in tonnage. New|yania bear range, offering more | « sed tovs in good condition are/shooting opportunities to a greater | : [ nee ted - No War Toys - No Elect- number of hunters than in most | seasons | rical or Fragile Toys. 0 aste Venisor | Messages from America should D n't Waste Veni A | be at I T It is estimated that tons of tasty, be attached to each toy. This can be te : ctr . nourishing veniscn spoil and are [ ither a signed Christmas Greeting|wasted each deer season in Penn- | Card or a letter and is most im-|sylvania kecause some hunters lack rw } , lv portant, for the chief purpose ofexperience in properly dressing and “Tid Tovs” lot the serving the flesh of their Kills, | , WS 5 to le > 1il- ) ide of 3 1s to let the warm weather accounts for meat - the generation of Joss that would not have occurred ren of Europe the future - know they have realin seasonably cool atmosphere. oni ly st Henry P. Davis, of the Remington American friends, such as was evi- Arms Company, offers some excel- denced last year and from which jong tips to deer hunters in an art- | chain of letter writing began, and|icle titled, Don’t Waste That Meat. The hunt never comes to a suc= friendship built for years to come, Any collect will be taken care of by our American Legion Post No. 185. sir Uli. iii HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL SCHEDULE — SECTION 1 cessful conclusion until the fruits of the hunter's labors reach destina- tion without spoilage and the tro- phy cared for. Much excellent ven- ison goes to waste each season be- cause the hunter does not exercise proper caution in dressing the ani- mal out and seeing that the meat is toys you may contribute or D 15—Marietta at E-town, Mt completely colled as soon as pos- 8c. < o y A . it Joy at E. Hempfield, E. Donegal at sible. . Manheim Bor Report Your Kill Dec. 19—E. Donegal at Mt. Joy, Small game kill reports are no E. Hempfield at Marietta, Manheim |onger required in the Keystone at E-town. State. Bear kill reports should be —E-town at E. Hempfield, |sent in immediately. Successful deer E. Donegal, Mt. Joy at|hunters a Boro Dec. 22 Marietta at Manheim Bero. : big game kill reports in early to Jan. 5—Mt. Joy at Mariette, in the compilation of the re- Donegal at n, Manheim Boro ports, at E. Hempfield. fan on Hempfield at E. Don- Bruised Buck Becomes Bully egal, E-town at M:. Joy, Marietta at! Frcm Game Protector Glenn A. Manheim Boro. Kitchen comes this story: Recently, . 19—M¢t. Joy' at E. Donegal, I received a phone call from a man | Marietta at E. Hempfield, E-town who had struck a buck deer with | 2 Manheim Bore. his automobile on the outskirts cf | Jan. 26—E. Hempfield at E-town, Weatherly. The 3 river Spine E. Donegal at Marietta, Manheim that the collision had not killed the | Bore it Mt. Joy. but had certainly angered Fe Fo Marietta at Mt. Joy, The buck first gave vent to his = iy apie is I E er feelings by butting the trunk docr | IW I ee - Hemplield| ¢ the offending automobile. When jan ers several people came close for a "i Donegal og Be Hp, ringside view of the fracas the frus- Ye oy 3, of trated deer turned cn them and at ea vw forced them to take refuge in their cars. INDIAN CHIEF KIDNAPPED { IN LANCASTER COUNTY FORMER RESIDENT'S PHOTO | And happened on Thanksgiv- IN NATIONAL MONTHLY quite an experience. Harry is an ideal woodsman and says he never | Ing night of 1950. In one of the recent issues of the se’s lest, yet Eli declares he got up| Sounds almost incredible but it's monthly paper, published by Spei- ene night. wandered about his ho- | irue. The Indian River Poultry|gels, nationally known mail order tel end couldn't even find his way | Farm the Oregon Pike, has alfirm, a piciure of Harry Snyder, a ick to bec | wooder Indian it for a sign and former resident cf town, appeared. ir ie | e carri it w Snyder, who is the younger son A e had alw 1d | firm is offering a fifth cf|of the late Harry Snyder and Mrs. er | to 1} liquor on the market for|Snyder on New 8t., is. a resident of that he ve | his retun Milwaukee and has been with the away anything, it rv —————— Speigel organization fcr more than expensive. “I know he | PAID FINE AND COSTS; two years, i meant. I f-und out right after LF RACCOON ILLE The picture shows Snyder, a part save my wife away at our wedding”.| Elwood M. Bradley, twenty-nine, time salesman in Store 213, stand- an | El Peni wed with kill-|{ing in front of an attractive tool A Barbara Stree dy wa -ih racco with the aid bcard display. ribly mad at Lancaster on Tuesday. | cf an auio and Eli Garber, Ty She went to a | re and to ihe | Lititz, ¢ with aiding and| High School Basketball Scores clerk said et” And the | =I were each ordered to pay MOUNT JOY ..... 16 19 11 16—62 smart alec ‘Wt Ion’t | $: ind costs by Justice of the LITITZ ........... 6 810 12-36 vy the balcony at the ?” Peace Paul Schriver, Lancaster! _— a fr NEW HOLLAND .. 513 4 11-33 | EPHRATA ......... 6 16 21 8-51 AS e¢ Ia W —————————— Run farmer up at the mill r| Everybody reads newspapers bu BORO 15 23 16 9—62 day, and the conversatior ed | NOT everybody reads circular LFACCCK .... 12 12 11 17—63 to the advantages of big ;. | vertising left on their door step. ern The farmer said he had a | _-—— gy MANOR .........: 20 13 21 16—70 family <f helpers but he was still | Paltronize Bulletin Advertisers E. DONEGAL ..... 7 412 6—29 stuck one mo o last spring. He | = ieee Aion i Se oR ph Re i) | hss are the same. Take Pav! WARWICK TWP. . 13 13 15 15-56 Larn setting a hen. Hi was in the Hipple who has a 1949 Oldsmobile. E. HEMPFIELD ... 6 10 8 11-3 tool house setting a saw. Sis was in The other day at noontime he want- wd Lh oe the kitchen salting he clock. Maw ed to go to work, but his car would E LA «ves 18 a Is as 1 = : ‘ MPETER ... 1¢ 8 11 21-50 was in the living rcom setting not start. He pressed the ais ee trap for mouse. So he just se several times with no result. He atlantic City Elephant down on the porch. lady from Florin was A young very angry with her Loy friend She wrapped the engagement ring carefully in wads cf coiton, and addressed it to very put it in a box, her ex-fiance Next to the label which said in large red “Glass — Handle With Care.” address she pasied a letters: Two fellows were drowning their | heard sorrows at Chet's, when I one say: “Yes, I had a little balance in the bank, but I months ago and now—" “Ah, yes, love is makes the world go round,” his pal interrupt- ed. “Yes, but 1 didn’t thing it wculd go round so fast as to make me lose my balance.” —— Now he knows. - i A drunk was leaning building. A cop walked up and growled, “Move on, move cn. Whaddaya think youre doing? Holding up the building?” So the drunk staggered: away. And the building fell down onthe esp. — — — Serves him right. got engaged two what against a They say you can’t teach an old horse new tricks and so if seems told Helen Keene to get in the car and try it, but she told him to try| He pressed the button on board and it started im- mediately. Why all trouble? At first he was pressing the button the floor which tilts his head lights. His old car was a 1940 Olds and that's where the starter used to be. - = - Funny thing is though it again. the dash the on driving his newer car ov=| - - = Wouldn't you think - = = You he’s been er a year. he'd know how by now? your reindeer, better stick to Santa. Two girls were verbally undress- ing one of their sex. “Of course, one said, “I had to tell her .she|i I-oked like a million. I meant| phe Elephant, famed landmark every year of it.” | of the Atlantic City, N_ J., sky- | line, has been a tourists’ mecca The sr wes 10st way in| since the 1870's. Built by a real The hunter wes lost way up mn estate developer to attract lot Clearfield County. Then he saw an old man and asked him if he knew the way to the hunting lodge. The| old man was danged if he did, so| the driver drove on. Half a mile| down the road he heard shouts and| turning, saw the old man and] ancther fellow waving a him, Pain- fully, he backed up to where they| stood and the old man said, “This| is my friend, George. He don’t either.” buyers, the mammoth pachy- derm stands on the beach fac- ing the sea. ET WiLL PO you NO“ GOOD UNLESS A WISE OWL| we requested to send their | THE LOW DOWN/ from HICKORY GROVE I just been perusin’ a piece in the paper telling how an Engishman | with a medium income digs up in | taxes $1.26 for each $2.80 earned And they call a medium income | from 700 to 1400 bucks a year. This | group—over 9 million—is the larg- | est group of England's income tax | payers. And with all this for us to | gaze at—we as a Govt. are whoosh- | dash-board, ing along, tail over hardly any brakes, into the same | kind of mess and mire. There in England the Govt, runs | the phones, the trucks, the lights, the gas works, doctors—and putting 2 and 2 together, there is the an- swer and solution of the why and wherefor of a mired-down nation choose to | We, as | claim to be, we enlightened toy with the same as we | poison—socialism A good | with example of our toying | | is fizz~ | Ken- | and and how it TVA states— Mississippi socialism ling, is in the 4 | tucky, | Alabama—go:d the Tennessee, and skookum states, 1950 says the population increase | than half the increase in the 4 ad- too—where census man is less jacent states. Interesting — but it | !don’t lzok so hot for “cheap’, soc- | ialist electricity. Govt. power projects make token | tax payments only—not full pay- | ments—the difference is scattered around and amongst all states, New | So if you | | | Mexico. | TVA Fe | outside England to New live in one of the #4 territory, don’t feel chesty or super- just the are the party of the second part, | but you divvy regardless. Yours with the low down, I, JIMMY | —— ee en MT. JOY CAGERS WON: | LANDISVILLE KEEPS GOING Landisville’s County League Cag- | ers kept a clean slate by defeating | Marietta 45-43 Monday night but it | took a fourth period rally to do it. | ior—you pay same—you | n from Lititz by a | | sley, | Zimmer | Clair Wagner, Genevieve Zimmer- x i x ini | J C man, Robert Fish, Sarah Garber, Served M1. Joy & Vicinity | Charles Mayer, Dick Nissley, Mir- For 28 Years iam Tyndall and Mae Zink. Hsien Louise Bucher, Day Pooks) Hallgren, Will continue Same Honest Kay Kear, Rachel Koser, Kay Metz- he : ; | ler, Karleen Raffensperger, John Service As Before. Witmer, Kay Zimmerman, Gerald Becker, James Craul, Jack Gilbert, | Julia Loewen, Janet McKain and Joan Schneider. C A L L —— eee | SUPPORT PRICE ON LANC. R B NJ { CO. TOBACCO UPPED 5 CENTS oy . 1¢ elz | The Agricultural Department at Washington Tuesday set the price Day or Night. a 2 lh = THE AMERICAN WAY WE'VE LOST GROUND ON EVERY PLAY IVE CALLED/ Calling ‘em Wrong Quality Meats ALSO A FULL LINE OF SECOND REPORT PERIOD HONOR ROLL FOR 1950-51 Appended is the local school hon- or roll for the second report per- iod of the present term. First Honor Roll — All A's. Second Hcnor Roll — At least 2 A’s and nothing lower than a B. First—Shirley Eby, Nancy Swan- son, Bill Tyndall, Constance Lane, Patricia Schroll, Loretta Garlin, | Joyce Metzler, Peter Nissley, Lymn | Fackler, Susan Fellenbaum, Asher Halbleiks Beverly Kline, Marlene Mumper and James Pennell. Second—Bcnnie Bigler, Miriam Fitzkee, Patsy Garber, Anita My- ers, Jerry Shupp, Nancy Ashenfel- ter, Peggy Fackler, Eleanor Hos- tetter, Mary Landvater, Sally Nis- Anna Ruth Sherk, Marlene ‘man, Jay Barnhart, Elinore Lane, Shirley Leedom, Marion Rutt, FROSTED FOODS’ Fruits & Vegetables KRALL'S Meat Market West Main St., Mt. Jo < support for the 1950 crop of Penn- sylvania Seed Leaf in this county at 25.2 per pound for 1950 crop. Last year’s price was 20.1 Sunday or Holiday tobacco grown TfL OUR JOB PRINTING IS RIGHT IN Mcunt Joy wo 78 to 59 score. 0 | Lititz G Fl 1; Reist 7 .... Lisa i | Warfed F TAR 0 0 0 Bushong F 0 2 2 { NeR FF... 1 0 8 | | Pierson C .. : nes 8 oO 12 Masks G ............. 6 J Mull G . 1 0 2 | Haines £3 aon 1 2 4 {Garmiamt'G ..... cc... 1 0 2 Matalin 2% 7 59 Mount Joy G Fl TI | SKirle B ¥ VIE Haverstick F ......... 12 1 25 IKingree FB ............ 0 0 0 Constantine C ......... 9 2 12 Love C . rasan 1 5 C. Hershey G ee 0 2 2 Stark G ......: . i 1 18 Reigh'd CG ............ 2 0 1 Totals 3% 12. 718 Scere by pericds: LITITZ ...... .. 11 13 16 10-09 MGUNT JOY .. 16 15 25 22—78 Referees, Herr and Keene Mt. Joy “B” 47, Lititz “B” 36. rr, A re EAST DONEGAL DEFEATED MT. JOY JUNIOR HIGH In 4 game played last Friday, East Donegal defeated Mount Joy in the Junior High League 33 to 20. The victors held cur lads to four points in the first two periods. Score: Mt. Joy Jr. High GC Fl 1} Wolgemuth PF ......... 0 1 1] Miller P.......... van) 0 0 Zeller: C ................1 0 2 Bly C cvs 0 2 2 Metzler G ...... oq 0 2 Gantz “CG 0 aes 2 1 5 Ashenfelter G ......... 2 4 8 Nisslev @G ............. 0 0 0 Total ... wan 8 20 East Donegal FT High G Fi Ti Helsey BE. 0.00000 1 1 2 Fshelman F ........... 0 0 0 Ehraart F ......... 0 0 0 Srndt C............... 1 1 91 (Slead 0. ci 0 0 0 Snyder G 5 2 (12 Knerly 0 0 0 | Derr'G ................ 1 1 ) Cornwall. G ..........s 0 0 0 | Wolgemuth G ........ 2 2 ree | Tolls... oo... 18 Score by pericds: | MOUNT .JOY ...... 2 2 7 9-2 E. DONEGAL .... 0 7 115-33 Other Jr. High Scoves | Ephrata 22, New Holland 16. Manheim Twp. 22, Lititz 18. E. Lampeter 47, Quarryville 17 | E-town 38, Manheim 17 OS — ee TO ATTEND ROSE BOWL GAME | Russell Sumpman, Jr., son of Mr. | and Mrs. Russell Sumpman, Mount | Joy Street, who is’ a student at the | University of and a member of the University band, | will travel to California the last | week in December, where the band | will play at the famed Rose Bowl | game on: New Year’s Day. : = ltr @ — Subscribe for the Bulletin. Michigan, We PrintEverything But Dollar Bills ARE YOU IN THE DOG HOUSE? HAND HER The WALLET: and The ADS In This Paper’ Sodiant TOASTER Automatic Beyond Belief! All you do is drop in the bread. Bread lowers itself automatic- ally. No levers to push. Toast raises itself silently, without popping or banging. Every slice alike—moist. dry, thick slices or thin. Koser’s Watch Shop Dial Mt. Joy 3-4015 Chocolate Ave, FLORIN, PA. SAVE MONEY BY READING THE ADS CET TET STE SNR SITES ah quater WE OPERATE OUR OWN PLANT Eicherlys YOU PHONE — 3 4071 — WE CALL MEMBER - OF.- National Institute of ‘Cleaning &.Dyging Pennsylvania Assoc. of Dyers & Cleaners Dry Cleaners Guild of Lanc. City & County ‘Corn Fed TURKEYS BENNETT’S Restaurant 45 EAST MAIN ST. MOUNT JOY BECKER BULK AND GALLONS Try our old fashioned sugar cones with Breyers Ice Cream, NORMAN MANHEIM ROUTE 4 Near Becker's Gas Station PHONE MOUNT JOY 3-5639 45-Tt TO CHURCH ORGANIZA- i | I OL AIEEE = - » 2 TT TE A BETTE TET RAR ARATE LEAR HATA RATES PECL ITE IE TERETE TE ELIE ETE way RARER Watches-Clocks-Jewelry Warren H. Greenawalt RR RS RR SS PS BU FL FARE RE PATA SE VE TATA VER FE FATA TE TATE =i TIONS, CLUBS, Etc. WE OFFER SPECIAL PRICES ON ICE CREAM 10 Quarts Or More We must place orders on Monday and Thursday, by 2 p. m. if we can serve you at any time, please CALL 3-9163 FOR... And Watch Repairing JEWELER 209 West Main St., MT. JOY OPEN EVERY EVENING CEILI IEEE ET TARA EAI ZL IEE AIL ED CLOSED SUNDAYS z Un 0 EERE 4 » EVENINGS MATINEE SHOWS SATURDAYS 7 and, 9:00 P.M AND wn SATURDAYS T H E A ] RE HOLIDAYS 6-8-10 P. M. 2:00 P. M. N ) Mount Joy, Pa. xn TERE FRIDAY — SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15 - 16 BETTY GRABLE — DAN DAILEY “My Blue Heaven” MONDAY, DECEMBER 18 JALKER — JOAN LESLIE ROBERT W The Skipper Surprised His Wife” TUESDAY. DECEMBER 19 RICARDO MONTALBAN — SALLY FORREST “Mystery Street” -in- Po Ra TAT FE NE Fe RP FTL TE VE PERT TET FETT WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20 - 21 RANDOLPH SCOTT — GABBY HAYES Cariboo Trail” 2 SASS $5 » “Top Quality - Low Prices Every Day” # ON SALE AT OUR STORE 2 Tuesday, Deceinber 19th Fresh, Butchered LANCASTER COUNTY j= BABY BEEF REGULAR HOURS NEXT WEEK CLOSELC WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON OFEN FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHTS UNTIL 9 P. M. aS i Order Your Fowl for Xmas Home-Made Candies CHOICE SELECTIONS 19 45: 49: 33 29 { Coffee Drip & Reg Ib 13: OWN HOME MADE By mokedff) 1 § Sausage Ib fresh Hess’Food Stores MOUNT JOY MASTERSONVILLE PHONE 3-9094 MANHEIM 5-7811 These. Prices Effective Thursday, Friday and Saturday (this week) SASSER, ) LOCAL { Potatoes DIRECT FRCM FLORIDA { Oranges LARGE SOLID ¢ Tangerines NESTLES i Cookie Mix 2 doz doz co PR TT PS ET RS TP PE TE PS Rr Pe PL PE SSS PE To TSE FoF 3 pkg Zz — = oo) = i 2 cans - = gE = & - a a 3 = CRE HEELS COCK Fr OCEA CR SCH ST ELM CL SHUR Cri BIG 7 GR These above JOHN JOHN BOYE L. G. B. 0. S. G Z!
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