d—The Bulletin, Mt. Joy, Pa., Wednesday, November 22, 1950 OWL LAFFS -—BY—. A WISE OWL If any cf you Seow who are going deer hunting have the mis- fortune to get lost you can profit by the experience of two fellows from Columbia were bear hunting in Clinton County. For five hours they wandered about ig to find their way back to camp with the bear one of them had shot. Cold, weary, and ready to give up hope of being found, they quietly behind some pines, when a big bear walks right up to them Naturally they couldn't pass it up, and the fellow who had already | shot one, brought down the second one — ——— in less than thirty seconds a game warden found ‘em. So—if you're lost, shoot an illegal deer — — you'll be found. who stood When an eighth grader was asked to name two pronouns, he stared, | unprepared at the teacher and said: “Who, Me?” When a young lady applied for a | job as reporter for our paper, the | boss began laying down the do and | don't rules. Then he said: “Remem- ber, in this husiness we don’t say | a thing is so unless we're sure it’s so. Instead, we use such words as | ‘claimed’, ‘reputed’, ‘alleged’, ‘ru- | mored’, and so on. It keeps the pa- per out of trouble and law suits.” The young reporter took the lec- | {ure very much to heart. When she was sent out to report some of the social doings of the town, she sent in the following item: “It is rumcred that a bridge par- iy was given yesterday by a num- | ber of reputed ladies. Mrs. Knowall it is said, was hostess. The guests, it | is alleged, with the exception of | Mrs. Listen, who says she comes from Iowa, were all local people. | Mrs. Knowall claims fo be the wife | ct John Knowall, who is rumored to be doing a fine business in hogs and cattle Please be cautious this change- able weather. Warm one day, cold the next. They're just asking fer trouble. So be careful, don’t catch | cold, cause it isn’t the cough that carries you off. It’s the coffin they carry you off in. This came frcm one of our stooges who operates down town. He said he was playing pinochle in the kitchen of a certain home, when the little girl cf the family | opened the door of the new refrig- erator and found 5 very small squirrel curled up comfortably on the lower shelf. “What are you doing there. asked the little girl. “Isn’t this refrigerator a West- | inghcuse?” asked the very small squirrel. { “Yes, it is.” “Well,” said the very small squir- rel, “I'se { . ” | westing. | | | Some day I'll learn to keep my | big mouth shut when in the pres- | ence of today’s youth! Friday when | it was especially beautiful, I felt | pretty chipper, gnd remarked: “I| feel like a two-year-cld today.” | And Bill asked: “Horse, child, or | egg?” There's nothing sadder, or more | heart rending, than a hobo who has found a wonderful recipe for home | made pie, and “ain't got no home”. {ramp for a | Which reminds of a who asked f dollars cup of coffee. Seems the coffee was only a dime but he was putting all | his begs in one ask-it me two Did you know that there's one piece of fire equipment that pcsi- | tively will not go up a one way | street? —— — A fireboat. | | iry= | | the | Saturday, | mesentative lin ‘Weekly Letter By Penna. State ‘Game Commission | ; Important Information To | Deer Hunters { Believing that a review of the | regulations governing the taking of If 1 thought there was raom on the| | deer in Pennsylvania this year will | | be appreciated, the following re- | minders and clarifications are offer- | ed for the guidance of hunters. { 1. On November 27 and 28, only | an lerless deer may be killed | those counties open to doe hunting | { | Counties closed by abrogation to antlerless deer hunting are, Bed- | ford, Cameron, Centre, Clearfield, | Clinton, Elk, Franklin, Juniata, | | Mifflin, Perry, Pike, Snyder, and | | Sullivan. No deer hunting of any kind will be legal this year on November 27-28% in the counties | [ closed to doe hunting, on State land or elsewhere, 2. Antlered deer may not be tak- | { Commonwealth en lawfully in any ccunty of on November 27 and 28 3. On Monday, November 27, the intlerless deer season opens at 9 »m., clcses at 5 pm. On Novem- ber 28, the second and final gay of doe season, the beginning hour is 7 am. The end of this special sea- son comes at 5 p.m. that day. 4. Shcoting hours for the first day of buck season, Wednesday, November 29, and for every day of antlered season, which ends December 9, are 7 a.m. tec 5 p.m. 5. Five or more persons hunting tcgether or gooperating with each other while hunting deer must maintain one roster of approved form on the person of the party captain and cne at the group's headquarters or camp. 6. After a legal kill has been made, the successful hunter must tag his deer. It is good practice to | do this immediately. The law re- quires that before the animal is transported or in any manner re- moved from the place where it was killed the big game tag supplied with the hunter’s license must be attached to it. If that tag was used | on a hkruin in the earlier seascn, another tag bearing the same in- formation must be used to its stead. 7. Fvery gunner should realize that from the time he touches the | trigger until the bullet he fired has reached its target or snent its force his responsibility travels with it. He should hold his fire until he knows that his target is legal game—cer- tainly not human. 8. While gocd luck is wished all deer hunters, those unfortunate enough to mistakenly make an illegal kill are reminded to do the sporting thing and save themselves three-quarters of the normal pen- alty by immediately cleaning the animal and turning it cver to a rep- of the Game Commis- sion. Early Returns On Bear Hunting A summary the first two days (November 13 14) of Pennsylvania's 1950 week- long bear seascn are briefly as fol- lows: In the southern tier counties, lit- tle hunting, no bears killed. Total legal bear kill in the north- err counties, 312. Kill of illegal bears, (cubs), 25. Less hunters afield than last year. Three ncn-fatal shooting casual- ties. Transporting Packaged Venison The leaflet issued with each hunting license clearly states how cut up deer meat may be trans- ported legally. Nonetheless, it is deemed a service to hunters, anl to non-hunters who might, cther- | Tri-Town F. G MT 2 wise become involved, to repeat {Grider F .............. 8 0 16! Mr. and Mrs. Mark Winters, Mr. | what the law says on this matter. [Brown F .............. 2 2 6 and Mrs. Ray Gamber, of Manheim; _ Venison may be cut up and PF <0) 0 ang Mrs, Salem Garber ‘and tions may be transported if each | Hershey F .......... 1 2 47 . package has attached to it a card ([Smeltz C .............. 4 1 9 family of Columbia were guests cf | or marker bearing in English the {wanger Cc .. .......... 1 1 3/Mr. and Mrs. Abram Gamber. name of the owner, with his home IBvans @ ... 0. 2 0 1| Clyde Kemmerly of Mt. Joy RD, address, his license number and let- Haag Lo... 0 0 Olvisited his mother, Mrs. Martha ter and a description cf the con- H. Groff G 1 1 Sle, : ten's of the package, so that such Br 5 > 2'Kemmerly and Mr. and Mrs. Dan- rt Hoover G............. 3 2 8. 4 a contents may be determined by an | bach G 0 1 y lel Geltmacher on Sunday . . : IC I sons 4 outside inspection. i — Mr. and Mrs. Howard Frysinger 1950 Duck, Goose Season Ends | oo. 8 22 10 scn Daniel, Mr. Ralph Taylor The 1950 duck and gcose season | Landisville G F Tliof Philadelphia, Mrs.” Jennie Kay- terminated one hour before sunset |Gallagher F .......... 12 2 268i), of Elizabethtown. Mr nd Mrs. | on November 21 | C- Longenecker F ..... 0 2 2 Jal A Many Pennsylvania duck hunt- {Herr F ................ 4 3 11 /Havard Johnson, of Lancaster, Mr. ers had poorer success this year Derr C ............... Ss 3 gjand Mrs. Paul Fitzkee and family, than last. (J. Longenecker G .... 2 7 11|Mrs. Ida Eisenberger and Mrs. Ray Welcome Safe Deer Hunters {Berger & o.oo 5 0 10/Myers, of Mt. Joy: Mr. John Frv- This year, sportsmen have been |Snavely G ............ 0.0 0 singer of Manheim; Rev. and Mrs. | ala Ton - 1g | Stephen Heisey of Center several hcurs, Daddy and mother | Totals Sass sarees 2% 11. 69 C ; Sey 9 ente Hall, I : “Well, how about it, |mpyp rhe by periods: entre County visited Mr. and Mrs. | carrie ome: A or | TRI-TOWN 10 22 9 13—52 Maurice Frysinger and Mrs. Daniel Junior, do you deserve the dime?” | LANDISVILLE 14 13 22 20-69 Moore as Pop. Junior locked at the | Referees, Markel and Sweigart. | a : wsked Pop. J X 5 Mr. and Mrs. Elwood Kuhns | | baby-sitter and finally muttered, “I owe you four bils, Pop.” I sincerely believe the old say- | ing that you can catch mcre flies | with molasses than vinegar, but, who the heck wants a | you can flock of flies? | And speaking of flocks, me that turkey day being tomorrow, | let’s all take a minute to remember how many turkey days it's been | our good fortune to enjoy in this | | FREE AMERICA cf ours. Then for- | | get your gripes, pray for the hoys | GIVE | Korea and really | | | THANKS. Mrs. Stanley Shenk bought a | kitchen light from one of our local % One of our: high school kaby, sit- | merchants. She took it home fand | groped | the in | the | of reports covering | with | | | as the surprise team of the County! | Donegal, 71 -32, in a pre-season | warm-up fray. ters tells us that she sat with a little | plugged iit in to try; it rout, and terror cf, a% boy the ‘other. night found out it would not light: - while his: folks went to the movies. | She called Stan. and they bok Knowing his: son’s ability, beforeihe | worked at it, but no light. So she left, Pop said: “Now, junicr, if yéu | decided to take it back to the mer- are goog every minute of the time | chant, and he told her it takes a mother and I are gone, I'll give you | tube before it lights. a dime when I get home.’ After) A WISE OWL I a Maim Street mt YHE LOW DOWN HICKORY GROVE | This my last chance before | [ election to sound-off on how-come | ne n-voting folks figure they have | | any right to fume and fuss about | the kind of laws—left handed or] otherwise—that congress dishes up. | is books for just one more pint size| law, it would say, “all voters when . | hey depart the booth will be hand- cd a permit card and lapel button,| allowing them to complain, to com-| pliment or to yap as they see fit] about the guy who got himself| elected, whether it was their man| » . | or the other gent.” Also the law] should say that “any person com- | plaining after the election and hav-| ing on his person no permit show-| | ing he had voted, could be locked | up torred and feathered, put on bread and wates until the next! election.” Any person—21 and over--who| has so little interest in Govt. as not | to voteshould be muzzled. He has| no holler coming if the Govt. gets | bigger and costlier and his taxes eat | him almost out of house and home. | | Tar and feathers are really too mild. | | And it is not just the old so-called | | head of the house who would ¢ me | under my new law for his laziness, | that caused | him to stay home and not vote. The| sweet little woman, if she neglected | to vote, she, too, would beccme li-| able. Feathers are okay in their place like maybe on MaMa's skimmer, carelessness or what, ++. BUT, ROAD SIGNS ARE JUST GREEK TO HIM by Ralph Stein but tar and feathers, they would be Travelers Safety Servic no compliment—but it might be al remedy for what ails us. We need| { something or other. N EWTOWN Yours with the low down, | : hai jimmy | The Ladies Aid Society held theix a — Ce eee MOUNT JOY LEGION WON - i |Fogie on Thursday evening. MONDAY FROM ROTHSVILLE | Mrs. Vernon ‘Tritch regular. monthly meeting { {home and the local court. Shirk led in scoring. the Mrs. Victor Snyder on Sunday. | | | loped Tri-Town 69 to 52. Scores: | Rathsville G F TI: town. | Erb F 0 1 Li Sunday visitors with Mr. and | Cavauf ............ 1 1 Seis : We ..... 0 0 0 Mrs. Daniel Geltmacher were Mr. | Frey CL a 6 0 12/and Mrs. Ralph Keith of Brunner- {Bomberger G ......... 4 4 12lville and Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Far- jHowett G ............. 7 7 21 {low and family of Hopeland. | Genin wl 1 3 Mr. and Mrs. Stewart Derr of | 19 WH 52 |Hazelton visited Mrs. Matilda Derr | ~ | Mount Joy G F Tljon Sunday. Haverstick F .......... 3 2 6! Mrs. Howard Witmer and son, | orred ¥ 3 l i visited Mr. and Mrs. Calvin Ness Soa Ea 1 0 5 and family on Sunday. | Love Cv an 1 0 2 Miss Priscilla Fogie and Mrs. | ‘Hodapp CG. ....... ...c\.. 5 2 12 Martha Orip of Philadelphia, Mrs (Helm G 0, 1-0 2 Wayne Young of Mt. Joy; Mrs. Ann | | Wettlaufer 3 { Martin of Columbia were Sunday | Beighart gen g 4 visitors of Mr. and Mrs. George | { — Schoelkoph. Totals ........ ce... 25 12 62] Mr. and Mrs. Jcsepa Wittle and | nae SF Deriods: E10 493 I Ca of Columbia; Mr. and | MT. JOY a - 16 14 13 19 _g2| Mrs. Charles Wittle and family of | : in R vo | Referees, Bensinger and Mearig. Columbia R1, Mr. and Mrs Mrs. Aristice Wittle on Sunday. | Tri-Town “B” 60, Landisville “B"| | 41. | DARK HORSE SPRINGS BIG | SURPRISE WITH 71 - 32 SCORE West Lampeter High's basketball Bellaire, Maryland. Donald, Mary and Joann Louise Kuhns spent the weekend st Blcs- {som Hill. Mr. Mr. son, Mrs. Elmer and Mrs. Harold cf Carlisle and Gardner of | team, rated in pre-season forecasts! Visitors of and {Kuhns Hoover and Mr. and Mrs. | Lancaster, eel life BASKET BALL The victors, who compete in Sec-| Landisville’s County League team tion 2 of the league, used eight men|OPened its basketball and everyone cf them scored with|With Quarryville the loser 74 to 64. Binkley pacing the attack with 26/In the first pericd the East Hemp- points. East Donegal is a Section 1|fielders scored 25 points. Gallagher entry. led in “the scoring with 18 with E. Donegal 10 7 8 7—32 |Berger, Herr and Longenecker high W. Lampeter 13 22 15 21—71 |scorers in order. |Sgore by ' periods: to help LANDISVILLE landowners to reduce ‘crop damage QUARRPVILLE |. the taking of antlier}esq| i eer in farming localities, but they| ° are reminded that the high-power-| There 3s ho- better, way 10 boost ed rifle can be especially dangerous| Your business than by local news- there. In rural areas, it is important |paper advertising. that guns be discharged in a safe | —— ree direction and that the tafety zone, | 150 yards from occupied buildings, | be carefully observed, | were High Basketball League this year, showered plenty of power Tuesday night when they overwhelmed East Hoover season 25 18°14 17-74 17 8 18 21 —64 — 0 eee : Stimulate your business by adver- tising in the Bulletin. ’ pom an atta mn ah pn the of Mr. and Mrs. William |” owns Mrs. Mount Joy's County League Le-|Clifford Williams and son, of Mid- gion team won a good game from|dletown visited Mr. and Mrs. Ed- Rothsville Monday night 62-52 on|ward Isler and family and Mr. and | Ragner | Hallgren of Mt. Joy visited Mr. and | @ 4 spent the weekend at Baltimore and ! Donegal Airport News Visitors during the week flew the airplanes, a Luscomb | from Palmyra, an Ercoupe from | Philadelphia, and several Piper | Cubs of various models from the | Lancaster county fields. | ten on a new landing light instal- In another game Landisville wal-|Mys. Edward Isler visited Mr. and | brings to a total of three airplanes Mrs. Amos Barnhart at Elizabeth- | equipped for night flying on the local field. | business, returning on Friday, the | passenger of Pilot John Hawthorne. | Frank Hassinger and Paul Hess flew the Donegal Dudes Club's Cub to take part in a demonstraticn of | Civil Air Patrol strength. | It appears that the Chicques Aero | Corporation bought their new Piper Pacer at just the right time, as the | price has been increased and pro- ducticn of this popular civilian air- | plane has had to be curtailed, due to military necessity. | eee tl A I ens = = Sea Water | While it may someday be possible to distill sea water cheaply for gen- eral use, this method will be avail- able only to coastal cities. The cost i still too great for inland regions. Tropical Vacations Vacationists in tropical tropical areas would do well | have protective inoculations | learn about insect repellents, ad- vises a Cincinnati dermatologist. or sub- to Spray for Flies Lindane was | time last summer as a barns and milk plants. Medicine in Japan { Japan has been in a “blackout” since 1941, a leading Japanese physician says. For the last nine years no foreign medical | literature has reached Japan. > . Thyroid Extract Excesive doses of | tract may cause nervousness, | somnia, loss of weight, turbances, damage to the liver and even protruding eyeballs. in- Wedding Superstition ding clothes after other wise you will not prosper un- til they are worn out, according to an old superstition. . Sources of Water Four-fifths of the water this coun- try uses comes from streams and lakes. Wells provide the other 20 per cent. Dairy Herds spring. Child Behavior ered ‘by giving: them ‘ security, ‘af- | {fection and recognition. | Ironwork Inspection Structural ironwork inspection be- | came general in 1873. — BE : | Everybody in this locality reads | | The Bulletin—that's why its adver- | | isers get'such excellent results. | CAA approval has just been go:- | | | sonlle Nee > This . | Mr. and Mrs. Victor Snyder and | lation cn Donegal’s Ercoupe. This | Mr. Mumma of the Sico Co., flew | | to Wilmington, Del. on Thursday on and Tayorleraft to York on Sunday | of transportation and piping will be | and | recommended for | use by USDA scientists for the first | residual | | spray against flies in farm dairy | medical thyroid ex- | heart dis- | It is wise to burn all your wed- | the ceremony: | Watch for mastitis in your dairy | herd during late winter and early Good behavior in children is fost- HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL SCHEDULE — SECTION 1 Dec. 15—Marietta at E-town, Mt. Joy at E. Hempfield, E. Donegal at Manheim Boro, Dec. 19—E. Donegal at Mt. Joy, E. Hempfield at Marietta, Manheim Boro at E-town, | Dec. 22—-E-town at E. Hempfield, | Marietta at E. Donegal, Mt. Joy at Manheim Boro, Jan, 5-Mt. Joy at Marietta, E. | Donegal at E-town, Manheim Boro at E. Hempfield, | | Jan, 12—E. Hempfield at E. Don- egal, E-town at M¢, Joy, Marietta at Manheim Boro, | Jan, 16—E-town at Marietta, E. | Hempfield at Mt, Joy, Manheim | | Boro at E. Donegal. { | Jan. 19--Mt. Joy at E. Donegal, | Marietta at E. Hempfield, E-town | at Manheim Boro, designed SPE! iv, Make this a SPENCER | CER SUPPORTS | | | \ H 3 Christmas! \MILE EAST fl sy Enjoy the holidays I) OM ROUTE 422 (iershey Rd 3 —and all the days - THURSDAY Pt > after—in a Spen- 'm DOLLAR-A-CAR NIGHT he) cer designed just || og RANCHERO - in Color 3 for you to bring Roy Rogers “CAPTIVE WILD 15 new health, new | WOMAN" - Evelyn Ankers, rg beauty! And give || HR FRIDAY . 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