S 1,000 pinta s during a ots, accord- physicians, kinds of n the state erage year- n dollars. J Lt - ¥ oh ’ 5 J i ~ understand SRO wi 2025 pigs. Our reporter wrote the —= OWL LAFFS BY A WISE OWL portable 2 The newly invented dog house will certainly be con- venient for husbands, especially the kind that they can carry with them. They'll never have to hunt it when ordered inside. Jim Krall told us that when the OPA took the ceiling off meats, it got back on the counters so fast that it made a fellow think they were jet-propelled cattle and hogs. I've been saving a few laffs for you and here they are. When one of our female stcoge’s was down at Hess’ store shopping, she asked what kind of meat was displayed in the refrigerator. The clerk answered that she thought it was tongue but she’d make sure, and when she inquired she was told the meat in question was heart. She exclaimed: “Well, I wasn’t so far off.” Whatta you 1 vv Our very good friend, Ralph Murphy from Strasburg tried a new wrinkle during the past small game season. He turned his Pon- tiac garage into a pheasant hatch- ery. — Well, there was a pheas- | ant in it! You can’t deny that. A Salunga man a sweater for Christmas that his wife knit out of steel wool, so it would wear like iron. got I heard famous automotive engineer announce over the radio that “jet propelled automobiles are a i just around the corner.” “~~ Thanks tor the warning, pal! I'm © gonna make it a point to stay away 8 that corner. After numerous unsuccessful attempts to reduce because she is so fond of dessert, especially cake, an RD woman sent us this little piece of poetry. You can’t eat have it In this vail of struggle and strife; But you can eat your cake and your cake and have it On your hips for the rest of your life! We certainly have a host of new brides hereabouts and we've re- ceived a little story about one in particular, who tock her cook book literally and didn't come out too well in her first round with the kitchen stove. She ran to the tele- | @ phone and called her mother, say- “Mother”, she sobbed, “I can’t it. The recipe says clearly, bring to a boil on a brisk | fire, stirring for two minutes. Then | beat it for ten minutes ————And | when I came back again it was | burned to a cinder!” 1 ing: I heartily agree that ‘“‘consider- ation” is what a lady shows when she shoots her husband with bow and arrow because she doesn’t want to wake the children. a Read an item in a daily that an a brass horn Methinks army prison lists player as missing. - maybe he just blew! Boy, was cur reporters face red cn Monday! A farmer called up | and said he wanted to put an ad in our lost cclumn, that he had lost ad but when the boss got a hold | | of the ad on the galley proof, he | | knew there must be some mistake | because he was familiar with the | farm and he knew they couldn’t| have 2025 pigs. So he called the | farmer and asked: “Is it true that | you lost 2025 pigs.” When the far- | mer lisped: “Yeth”, the boss wrote | down: “Lost—2 sows anl 25 pigs.” | “Among the great joys of com- ing back to the old home town for | Christmas is seeing how tacky and | rundown your old sweethearts are | now,” says a former resident. Jimmy says they had soup today | and when he got the cracker box | the pantry there two | ants running along the edge of the from were LOCAL LEAGUE TEAM EASILY DEFEATS MARIETTA With Jones running wild Monday night, Marietta had no chance what- ever in a league contest with the locals. “Heavy” heaved an even dozen 2-pointers from almost any THE LOW DOWN | from: HICKORY GROVE Well folks, my subject for today mcde. THE GREATEST LUMBER STATE| The following present were: Mrs. | Great forests, chiefly Dallas Zeigler, teacher; Betty Bard, make Washington the leading lum-Iporis Kaylor, Jean Mumper, Mar- ber state of the Union. With the celline Zerphey, Nancy Myers and help of irrigation excellent Kramer. are pro- are and cereal crops fine dairy minerals vegetables produced besides ducts. Its principal coal, iron, copper, lead, gold, plat- inum and zinc. eee DEMONSTRATIONS INCREASING Extension erosion control demon- strations in the State, many of them featuring contour strip cropping, now exceed 3,000 in number, re- ports Frank G. Bamer, extension agroncmist of the Pennsylvania State College. box, when he heard one ask: “Why are we running so fast?” The cther answered: “We have to— it says right here, ‘Tear along the dotted lne.” Well, folks, here's hoping 1947 is everything you want it to be. : HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! A WISE OWL rt Gee USE UP DITCHING DYNAMITE Although it is temporarily out of production owing to scarcity of fats, any ditching dynamite on should, if possible, be used ‘up before spring, preferably in temperatures of 50 degrees or high- er, says John R. Haswell, extension agricultural engineer- at the Penn- sylvania State College. When fresh, dynamite gives a better perform- ance. MULCH PROTECTS STRAWBERRIES After they have acquired hard- iness from temperatures, strawberry plants will survive the winter in sturdier condition if pro- perly mulched, preferably wheat straw, say Penn State autumn with ex- tension fruit specialists. 3.45 ounces of There about steel in a No. 2 tin can. are leaped from the sa open the flap. A r« | in progre the Indians to guess 10, in the dou held the pebble in cle | Law of the Tribe | > By BURTON FORRESTER McClure Newspaper Syndicate. angle and added seven fouls for ajis bonuses. Like with labor, the WNU Features. | total of 31, exactly half the points ides up to recent like, it has been | i scorcid by the winnes. Score: to duck and side step and dodge | HE Kid's feet twitched in their Marietta G Fl Tland soft pedal. But where angels number six boots when he saw : + what was going on in the Indian G. Libhart F .......... 4 5 13|fear to tread you will find gucks camp. It was hot there in the brush Walele F' 0 0 0|like your Uncle Jimmy sticking along the creek, and the flies Hoover I 5 0 10|his neck out. It is “further” bonuses | buzzed and bit. There was no per- Slo IC 4 2 10/that I choose to gab about——not | ceptible breeze in the still, hot air, Bel G 3 5 1l|bonuses already over the dam. but the leaves on the aspens quiv- P h ! em (Denlinger G ........... 2 0 8 General Omar Bradley says Se TNO num RN Seroski G ............. 0 0 is no gravy train a veteran | yo yuo staring with horrified eyes can ride without after awhile pay-| at the scene before him; the circle Totals 18 12 48ling his fare” And knowing the|of wigwams, the fat pinto ponies | Mt. Joy G Fl Tikind of person Soldier Omar is, it | grazing any their bin BE Crider PP 2 1 5|is time to harken to the gent. He pA a A - Gainer F .............. 2 0 4/has been around. | nate tent of fhe chief. Shiv IT 1 3 5| Congress, jumpy and fearful of The Kid stopped his scared pant ives 1 0 o|votes, made the 52120 clubs pos- | ing in the middle of a breath; it | Wolters o.oo 4 1 g|sible. . More such ways -of nickin’ secmed that the Indians fifty Toi Ins C ais 12 7 31|Uncle Samuel will be showing up away must hear Tum. It dig oe & : | seem possible such a thing could be Breneman CG 0 2 2 Soom, There will be all manners of taking place in this, the twentieth J. Crider G 0 2 2|’em. But there is a last straw, even | century, but there it was. The chief iCaber @ 1 0 9|for a camel. The U. S. A. is not too | was speaking. The Kid strained : steady now on its pins. If piling | ears to hear. | Totals 23 16 and more on Sambo’s back| ‘You cheatum in rock game, at! Score by Periods: is not stopped and quite pron- Sous Youle scalp, So ure the | MARIETTA ....... 16 18 9 5—48|to —— there is going to be some| "(1g ow Bin Barrie as the Kid | ML.IOY 14 16 18 14—62|caving in —— and when a cavein | had known him, his white shock of | Referee, J. Fellenbaum. happens, like everybody knows, | hair exposed to the heat of the sink- there are not many survivors —- | ing sun, was held by two brawny if any. | UR 5 on Barrie, who had gen : id’s mpanion in the i ow L | N G Yours with the low down, | ii tn RE ag rie from Jimmy | the East, “green as grass and not WEEK OF DEC. 16 ‘ i jay behind the ears,” as the boys Schneiders FG SG TG Ti LOCAL LEGIONERS EASILY | ms eq heen his Sensis Mateer ........- 169 191 202 562|DEFEATED MANHEIM TEAM igs ER i ways of Schneider ...... 169 167 176 512 Mount Joy's County League team | mpe Kid cursed silently because Hostetter ....... 157 139 156 452(had no diculty defeating Manheim | the boys wouldn't let him carry a Corll 206 191 211 608/64-48. Reuben, for the locals, scored | six-shooter. Maybe they'd let him Young... 189 162 203 554/30 points. | now, he thought savagely as he Cy oe 3 This gave the locals seven wins | crawled Bs quietly as possible pack Toll 890 850 948 two losses in league com- bis ii x he had A Bere Barnharts FG SG TG The score: | Old Barrie's scalp, but now all he Grove 212 152 182 546 Slousit Joy G Tl could do was ride for help. Adora L180 100 10 SBF Rf) Sa wih Jone Polfer 181 154 180 495 Walters C 3 1 7| flies. The Kid made the saddle in Funk ,.......... 213 160 168 C .............. 2 0 4] one leap and thumped the fat ribs Barnhart ....... 160 178 184 522 Hallgren C ............ 0 0 0 with his heels. He couldn’t spur — ee 635 Gv : 3 3 desperately, as the books said, be- Totals 948 823 864 2 Y Coder 1 5 4 cause he hadn't even been promot- a naa? | ed to wearing spurs. Maybe they'd Alwines FG SG TG TH Total ............... 23 18 64 | admit he was a man now. Y. Heck ........ 126 156 181 463|Vlankeim | a | ry raat = jsed is 9 | head ¢ sradually achieved a stiff- Good hi 1s 12 he ER 1 | legged gallop. The Kid tried to re- Scopy Bomberger F .......... 6 14 | member what the cowboys would Boozer ......... 212 154 236 ir VMosemamm F .......... 0 0 0| have said on such an occasion. ine ......... 200 215 181 59;Rberger C ............ 6 4 16| The sun was just touching the Avie Gr mmm Strickler C ieee 0 0 0] western rim of the desert as old 5 Reppert G ............. 3 3 9 | Crowbait staggered up to the bunk TOMS $03 5 oi pA Dugger G ........... 1 2 4 | house a. dh were loung- Belietts oo iy Pog Wi Loercher G ............ ¢ 0 of ing and rolling before-supper ciga- Krider ......... — = =| Sctroll ......... 171 149 149 469] Totals .............. nu 48 | “Quick! Old Barrie's losing his Parnell 176 164 174 514 Seo Petings: 1.12 15 Pet] scalp!” he Kd shested, ote satus rv 158 10 179 355 MANHEIM ....... 7 10 10 20—48 | ny of the et Carder Boy Th g at cy k Bennett «....... 172 190 149 511|Referees: Rupp and Henry. | up at the Kid, “Is that old repro- et Goh. SED. PROG bate in another poker game? If Total ......... 861 886 852 2599 CHRISTMAS PARTY HELD AT | hn ask me, it's the guys fool enough HOSTETTERS BANQUET HALL to play with him who'd better be Tronios FG SG TG Tl Ladies Bible Class of the | hangin’ on to their scalps.” Zink ........... 192 165 226 S83 Evangelical Congregational Sunday > 3 of anger stung the Kid 5 H. Brown ...... 193 168 178 539|, : : | eyes. “You darned fool, I mean jt! School held their Christmas party SALE : Hallgren ....... 136 149 199 484 = SO id He cheated the Indians in a rock a at Hostetter’s. A delicious turkey | game and the chief said they'd Frey ........... 144 150 170 oH dinner was enjoyed by all. Gifts| scalp him at sundown!’” Tronio ......... 155 MB 197 S88)... exchanged and games were The completed cigarette fell from Le s Je SY. Per Curly’s numbed finge “By gosh, Total 1000400 853 780 970 2603 played. Mrs. Jane Way read the | that's right! They catch yuh cheat- x Christmas story. Mrs. Hoffer and | in’ at that and they'll scalp yuh Shonks FG SG TG Kramer, as teachers, were | en Trae vd Sheets ee 225 13 29 5% remembered with special gifts.| “But” the Kid almost sobbed, Reinhold ....... 201 7s 171 547 Those present were: Mrs, Ammon | “he’s played with them lots and Germer ........ 136 223 156 515 Hoffer, Mrs. Amy Kramer, Mrs. | they know they have to watch him. Hershey ........ 176 175 163 a Mary Piersol, Mrs. Carbough, Mrs. | They won't really kill him for that, Shon 182 155.155 Harry Kaylor, Mrs. Katie Wert- | Hs ‘fish for a match auto- | 9 50 800 894 2704| Man, Mrs. Boyd Bishop, Mrs. Jane matically to light the cigarette he | Total 920 Mo 20 Wey. Mrs. Warren Bates, Mrs. | had unknowingly dropped. ‘I dun- Govils FG SG TG oy| Chas. Morton, Mrs. Geo. Myers, no. re sticklers for tradition, F. Brown .... .. 148 190 222 560 Mrs. Geo. Heiserman, Mrs. Earl | and they take his scalp, It's just | too bad if he happens to die be- Garman ........ 178 245 174 Mrs. Zerphey, Mus.| = Gio Gerberich ..... . 132 159 160 451 Benj. Horst and Miss Polly Pen- | “Aw, I dunno,” Doubtful Dan put Good 182 186 188 556 nell. | in. “That old lawyer could talk Dougherty ...... 161 191 190 542 | his way out of anything!” But he wm PARTY | was by no means the last in the Tol 801 971 934 2706 The Busy Bees Class of the Ev- | 7S) Lop Houses Kuhns FG SG TG ~~ Congregational Church, | when they swept into camp. No one Mumma ........ 161 184 205 550/held their Christmas party Mon-| was in sight except the old chief, RUlp 167 158 155 480/day evening at the home of Miss squatting before his tent, from J. Pennell ...... 204 159 192 SSE Masa Kramer on West Donegal gr ed | excited Joes. wl R. Brown ...... 169 150 151 v shoved his gun under the chief's —_— = After the business refreshments) =~." (where's Barrie?” he de- Buln coaches 157 223 157 537 were served by candlelight at a panded with a sort of icy calm. Total ........: 858 874 893 2625|table decorated in the holiday The Kid's horrified eyes rested on lo something dangling from the above the chief's head. A so thing that swayed gently in the night breeze. Nausea almost claimed him as the realization came that this had been Old Bar- rie's scalp. The chief's was in- nb over interior of answered, his shou the bi rd the wam and C “In there.” A dozen guns in the hands of the cowboys covered the chief as Curly jerked a » the flap and looked. Looked and then doubled up in si- lent mirt Without thought of danger the Kid h. REG'LAR FELLERS WHAT'S { YOUR 2ROTHER \' COIN’ HE'S TAKIN'A COURSE FROM A CORRESPONDENCE / SCHOOL! 2 SOY : 3 Ne) -~ £} ’ 3 I, & a SN & La A Ne, PO \ LAST WEEK HE FAILED IN id HIS LESSONS MAILMAN MADE RIM STAND ON THE CORNER! Subscribe for the Bulletin. HOW ARE YOUR SHOES 1 DON'T WAIT T09 LONG. BRING THEM IN. City Shoe Repairing Co. 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET LANCASTER, PENNA. Dr.H.C.Killheffer Optometrist MANHEIM 163 S. Charlotte St. Telephone 137-R Mon. & Wednes. 9-5:30 Tues. Fri. Sat. 7-9 P, M, Tues Fri. Sat, 9:30-1:00.2-5 P. M. ELIZABETHTOWN 16 E. High St. Telephone 24-R At the far end sat shore gettin’ havz tuh be 4) with yer rescue fp ——- | Everybody reads newspapers but | NOT everybody reads circular ad- | vertising left on their door step. C. M. WEBB & SONS 122 South Barbara Street MOUNT JOY, PA. ROOFING — SPOUTING SHEET METAL WORK ROOF PAINTING PHONES: Mt. Joy 117-3 Manheim 22R31 Let Us... Make It Hot For You! ED. KEENE Coal — Wood 268 MARIETTA AVE. PHONE 158-M Bi TO graves a we me UCR Cy Fo BETTI AR The Better Fire | Extinguisher Fyr-Fyter Products MODERN Fire PROTECTION for MODERN FIRE HAZARDS Sales & Service ON ALL MAKES OF EXTINGUISHERS LEO V. COBLE 107 S. Market St. ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. Phone 404-M 8-15-tf REAL ESTATE LISTING AND SELLING SEE James Ww. Eshleman 21 W. Donegal St., Mount Joy, Pa.) ® Local Representative of — _— 46 E. Orange St.,Lanc., Pa.’ Phones: 237-J Mt. Joy 8141 Lanc. Quality Meats A FULL LINE OF THO Fruits & Vegetables KRALL'S Meat Market West Main St., Mt. Joy ro! Electric and Gas Also Specialize On FARM MACHINE WELDING AND EQUIPMENT Automobile and Truck Welding LAWN MOWER SHARPENING Cover’s Welding Shop Delta and Marietta Streets MT. JOY, PA. Phone 289 Stimulate your business by adver- tising in the Bulletin. Now Available NEW TIRES .For Passenger Cars, Trucks Welding | MARIETTA, PENNA. MARIETTA THEATRE 2 Shows Nightly, 7 & 9 w SATURDAY ONLY — MATINEE (2 p. m.) & EVENING Irene Dunne -in- “Anna and the King of Siam” EXTHA AT MATINEE ONLY: Full Length Western; “STRANGEI FROM SANTE FE’ MONDAY & TUESDAY, JAN. 6-7 The Teen-Agers, Abe Lyman — “JUNIOR PROM” Jimmy Wakely in “LONESOME TRAIL™ — Musical Western UBLE FEATURE WEDNESDAY ONLY, JANUARY 8 ROBERT YOUNG & DOROTHY MAGUIRE “Claudia And David” -in EVENINGS SHOWS 7 AND 9:00 P. M. SATURDAY 6-8-10 P.M. JOY THEATRE Mount Joy, Pa. FRIDAY—SATURDAY, JANUARY 3-4 JOHNNY WEISSMULLER — BRENDA JOYCE -in- “Tarzan And The Leopard Woman” MATINEE AND SATURDAYS HOLIDAYS 2: MONDAY, JANUARY 6 FRANCES LANGFORD — RALPH EDWARDS “BAMBOO BLONDE” -in- TUESDAY, JANUARY 7 EAST SIDE KIDS — LEO GORCEY RANDOLPH SCOTT — ANN RICHARDS “BOWERY BOMBSHELL" ~-in=- -in=- WEDNESDAY—THURSDAY, JANUARY 8-9 CLAUDETTE COLBERT — GEORGE BRENT “Tomorrow Is Forever” -in- Everybody, Everywhere, Reads The Bulletin and Tractors GEO! W. LEAMAN / 1: ] Mount Joy, Penna. ON TAT-ANTU (FORMULA 83) KILLS RATS FAST C # Killing rovs by tracking me@ns rats die just because they WALK on TAF-ANTU (Formuia 83). Here's hpw if works: sprinkle TAT-ANTU in rot bufrows or ronways. Rats walk on it. Their feet are irri- tated. They lick "em. They dis in 10 to 24 hours. TAT-ANTU (Formula 83) is so powerful one lick kills rats. Guare anteed to kill or your money back. J.B. Hostetter & Sons MOUNT JOY, PENNA. ing Areas, Farm at low cost maintenance! Also—Ideal for Driveways, Park- Lanes, etc. . .. AND SO SMOOTH! CARL'B."DROHAN MOUNT JOY. PENNA. St. Clair Anthracite ; Veni Steel Sash + Glen-Gery Brick + Howell Overhead Doors Ready Mixed Concrete Hauling Crushed Stone
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