reese ER i CR: AR ARE RA RE ERS RASA RE NEPEAN 5 mas f= sie. RT SE RE PS PE RR SE SE ARE RE RETA side Read ved erent dern y 16s ¥ |, fuch,’ x ydern . razor to open packages he N The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Wednesday Afternoon, December 22, 1943 seven OWL LAFFS — YY A WISE OWL Recently a family here had coms pany and due to lick of sleeping quarters the lady of the house and her guest slept Even though the host was ill, the guest insisted they open the window about half way in their bed room. Next morning the guest was asked how she slept and she replied, “Just fine.” We have learned since that this entire house is equipped with storm windows. together. One fe cur farmers who was but- chering last week says: “A black market is a condition arising when there are too few hogs cn one side of the counter and tos many on the other, — —I believe he’s get some- thing there. A New Haven sirect ‘ly has the perfect solution to home | When his wife uses isd man certain- problems. gets even ; by using her powder puff to shine his shoes. A woman walked into our post] office, put down $500.00 for War | Bonds, and said: “I've been saving “‘this money to divorce my husband, | but I can stand him easier than 1| can Hitler,” — — Yeah, man!! ee Some women have their own de- finitions but I'm not sure I agree “with the one who defines “stale- | Clgyt Newcomer mailed out cal- §o His ‘Gdstomets and when! thas a “one got’ to it’s destination Bus Kra- | therein by Mr. mer had to pay 16c postage to get] it. He didn’t that opened it and found that Ira (the had substituted | mind until he | calendar collector) cide who is’ their friend—the rail-| two foul goals for a total of 14, road or the Agitating Outfit cooking points. up the vote. Fast Hempfield HL. 8S. G F Tis : 0 Heamy. F.............. 6 2 14 Saver, dng 3 3 9 n IX. Snavely, F........... 0 0 0 Isaac Breneman, 78 6 W. Enavely, G.......... 0 1 1 (From Page 1) (Brandt, G.............. 0 1 1 was engaged in trucking on his|Habecker, G........... 9 0 0 farm along the Back Run several Totals oo 13 3 51 miles north of here. [Mount Joy H. S. G F Tis! \ 3 His hobby is flowers. He now has Kendig, Boronia: 2 1 5 a hybiscus which blooms pure white] AULT 2 z 31 and dark red from the same root.. | preneman, Eon :' eo nl Also six different colors of petunias, Frown, G.............. 0.0 0 from dark blue to almost white or . —— the same stalk. Also eight colors of, Totals ...... 12 4 82 morninglories and an equal number, .. S¢ore by pericds: : |F. Hempfield H. S...6 8 10 10—34 of colors of lady-slippers, as wellinfount Joy............ 86 8 6-28 as many others, Referece—Leon Keene. The Bible is his choice reading a es with T. B. Terry’s book on how to} DONEGAL WINS, 35-26 2 |Fast Donegal H. S. G F Tb Keep Young and Live Long, a close arnold 4 0 3 | second. He sleeps with an open{Trager, F.............. 00 0 window in all kinds of weather. F............. 8S 0. .18 v Wittel, 2 1 5 Mr. I. D. Stehman, local miller, Witte Soa 0 0 0 mate” as a hushand you're tired of. | has a small faney table made by|Aunest, Gia 0g 3 8 | Mr. Breneman many years ago| Welgemuth, CF. Laramie, 1 1 3 | while Mr. Reist Mumma, at Rheems,| fetal Tw = sickle ih { ofals ..... 00000 10 J OQ pickle ih/a | bottle placed Vierietta H. S G F Tis | Breneman in 1885, F...... big ¢ 0 0 nearly fifty-nine years ago. Mr.lwilliams F............. 0 1 1] Mumma bought the bottle at Mr. | Hoover, Fi. 6 HE | Breneman’s sale several years C............. 3 2 8 ! for $1.52 { Joadling, Gr... heey os 0 b 0! pei Haas, G......... ven 1 21 a 1943 one instead of a new 1944| Mr. Breneman is well preserved. | Smedley, CG. 1 0 2 one. He doesn’t know who to blame | He goes to the bank, signs docu- : ~~ 7 on} but we feel sure Mike Klessinger ments and transacts business with-| Totals .............. 11 4 26 is behind® tha’ whole thing. living at Flor- can’t under- A married woman in tells me she just stand Africa almost a year derstand why he do then. husband. He's been in ber ind can’t un- n’t drop her a lion now and A fellow from buying a suit at Lancaster when he | ncticed printed on a card: GUAR- ANTEED 109 PERCENT COTTON. He said to the clerk. “I thought you said, this suit was all wool.” The clerk replied: “0, don’t mind that ticket. We put that on here to fool the moths.” near town was A sailor who recently returned home remarked to his girl friend: “Youre a dear, sweet girl, Anna.” | His Blonde replied: “But my name is Sue.” He said: “You're a dear, sweet girl, Anna love you with all my heart.” morose And then there was the moron | who thought a finger wave was al hitch-hiker’s appeal. Pe <A’ local couple were dining at Lancaster and while figureing what | they were going to eat the waiter said: “How about the lobser, Ma’- | am?” She replied: Oh, he can order | whatever he likes. The other evening a local fellow | took his son along with him to spend the evening because that was | the wife's orders. Next day the lad | asked his mother how old his Dad | was and she seid: “Why do you ask?” He .replied: “Well, -he must be | pretty old because I heard him say | last night he raised his auntie.” Met a Manheim street youngster | running down the alley past the | fire house to beat the cars and when | 1 asked him why he said: “I'm try-| in’ to keep two fellows from fightin —me and another guy.” | A little fellow at Landisville told me his cornet pyovides his weekly When } asked him if he income. | played in a he replied: “Nope, Jo | ammunition, a boy here in The Low Down | From Hickory Grove I dent often get too agitated—not, enough maybe, sometimes. But I do work myself into sort of a vexed state when somebody like these fel- goals. lows stirring up a strike-vote on the! Mount Jey J.V G F Tis | Fuiltoads open up. and say F..2.........., 2.1 Bi : 8 Frey. M.F.......... 1-0 2 roads are making too much.” I am Wagner, C 0 1 1 not in the railroad business—none|Fiersol, G.............. 1 0 2 of my folks are—I can pop off with-|Shupp, G.............. 2 os! cut somebody saying, “that guy C- 1.0 2] not fair.” eo oe : a 9 2 20 The railroads have been limping] 3 along with their tongue hanging |g |E-Town J.V’S 3 FB 5 out, and parched, for years. The Hith, F.............. g ’ folks who forked up the cold, hard| Engle, F............... 9 of dinero to build the roads are peo-| Peters, Privo nls 1 0 2| ple just like anybody else—they| p g © dl cught to eat too, but they have not Ank, A ey 2 g Leen eating regular or hearty. They Raffensgerger, G ee 0 3 3 been holding the bag. The Roads _— — — made jobs during the lean years for Ton eT ia 6 4 181 : : | Score the ks whe are" now being told! Mount Je i si ied 20 ey should strike on accountofnot ......................... i8 being treated right. That is where I| start gétting vexed—and my blood |S. Navy. pressure rises. Ding-bust it, if there had been no roads built there would| cr con—union or vice versa. Workers should have a meetin’) with their wife and family and d=} 25 cents. - . | He has been a consistent reader! of the Bulletin for many years and|g Donegal Jr. H. S. | we sincerely hope he lives to en-|Hawthorne, F....... eos 2 1 Ancther little chap said to his | father: “Daddy, you must be grow- ing taller every day ‘cause the top of your head is poking up through | your hair.” An East Main street woman] teaching her little daughter the al- | phabet said: “Now, dearie, what, comes after “g.” The child replied: “Whiz.” Many of our peultry growers get rid of laying hens after they are a year cld but here's one gets the fur-lined water pitcher. A Mid- dletown paper had an ad offering “50 year old hens, some laying,” for We didn’t know hens lived less laid at that sale. that long, much age. and no town Having a pea shooter box of compound He tried one and discovered a cathartic pills. they just fit. There is a boarding house near! his home and last Monday the land lady baped pies and placed them on the window to cool. They were an excellent target for the neighbor boy so he shot them full of pills. The lady hasn't baked a pie since. —A WISE OWL Basket Ball! | Eccals Win Preliminary In the preliminary game our JV’: [wen in a close and exciting con- [test by a 20-18 score. Referee: Harold Fellenbaum, tf East Hempfield Wins : Fast Hempfield High School de- now be no jobs to vote about—pro| feated Mount Joy High School by a {score of 34 to 28 on »court Friday night. Hempfield forward, was high scor- | er of the game wth six field and Score: by period ut glasses t ate has never . cut glasses and to da {Marietta H. S.........9 owned a pair that cost more thang. Donegal H. S..... the 6 Referee, L. Bell Referee, R. Sipling. G | joy that pleasure and life many Hess, 3-0 more summers. SERS QO 0 The State Department of Forestsigouseal F.............. 0 0 and Waters has approximately 9 Jehnson, F............. 0 0 million trees for planting in the Jacksen, Foie, q 0 Spring iSinger. 0 pring Miter. B............... 0 0 | Daddy gives me 50 cents not to play] Tctals ............... 6 2 it.” {Marietta Jr. H. 8S. 3 F Kraus, 7 0 Kreiner, 1 0 | Don’t children ask the darndest Ss DER, 3 5 | questions? On Sunday a little fel-!Fukrman, G........... 3 0 low on his way home from Sunday Miller, G.............. e 1 School said to another: Our teacher/Leamen, F............. 9.9 aid Methasaleh 900 ve: 1q.|Arneld, F on ay pad ie 0 0 said was YX) years OO plain. 0 0 The other lad replied: “I wonder ghellenberger, G....... 0 0 | what they done with all his Christ-| = mas presents?” Totals ei ives i3 1 {Marietta Jr. H. S...... 45810 {F. Donegal Jr. H. S....534 2 ) ; Shupp was | the victor’s best bet with four field The score: latter’s | Henny, East! 8 76-26] gardless i Ti: Lo On SHOOOOOD oc OY | RN a hd REG’LAR FELLERS—T COLLECTED A LOT OF WOOD TODAY , POPPA — WHY DONCHA MAKE A OPEN FIRE ? . hg > ME AN' PUD \ Z, HEMPFIELD TRIUMFPHS, 23-21 The East Hempfield High School basketball team started out with a whirlwind attack and were out in front 20 to 12 at half time and | finally came through with a 23 to 21 EVENINGS J O Y MATINEE SHOWS SATURDAYS 7AND 9:00 P. M AND earoronvs | THEATRE| rotioars 6-38-10 P.M. P. M. Mount Joy, Pa. FRIDAY — SATURDAY, DECEMBER 24-25 RODDY McDOWALL -- PRESTON FOSTER “MY FRIEND FLICKA” -in i | MONDAY, DECEMBER 27 | | | PENNY SINGLETON — ARTHUR LAKE “FOOTLIGHT GLAMOUR” TUESDAY, DECEMBER 23 | MONTY WGOLLEY — GRACIE FIELDS “HOLY MATRIMONY” | WEDNESDAY — THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28-30 EDWARD G. ROBINSON — MARGUERITE CHAPMAN “DESTROYER” -in- -in- -in- NEXT WEEK — FRIDAY, DEC. 31 — SATURDAY, JAN. 1 DOROTHY McGUIRE — ROBERT YOUNG “CLAUDIA” MIDNITE SHCW ONLY — NEW YEAR'S EVE LOIS ANDREWS “DIXIE DUGAN" -in- he Blackout eT YESSIR~~IT'S JUST CHILLY ENCUGH FOR ‘Evan. Ladies (From page 1) C.: T. Hun- i anniversary of Mrs. | Mrs, W. Myers, Sm le C. T. Hunsicker, Mrs. Geo. Rev. and Mrs, H. A. Minnich and son, Jay; Mrs. Anna R. Shaub, Mrs. Edna M. Zerphey, Mrs. Frances Bates, Mrs. Boyd The Lion's Club entertained the Ladies to a Christmas party on By GENE BYRNES i MAYBE THAT WOOD WE GOT IN SWEENEYS SwAMP Christ Herr, who are laeving for the army, were presented with gifts. Santa was present too, and hand- ed out gifts. Mr. L. L. Hug was toastmaster. = & Ld aids 8 ny na Sa ; the friendly laughter of free pe: Nee ¢ 3 «gy = « « the glitter of acres of show windows. and the 1 > . the stillness of a snow-robod Second Chirisimas afier Bajaan Wonder where they're going for Christmas? Who'll wish them “Merry Christmas”? What's on their menu for Christmas dinner? What Christmas gifts will they exchange? What will they pray for on Christmas Night? What Christinas memories will haunt their heavts ple? holiday bustle of free people? 3 ; : : « « + the stockings hung, the tree trimmed, the kids up at dawn, the presents un: : the carols sung by Pron > 1A9 iree people? EXTRA War Bonds are YOU buying this Christmas? Power & Light countryside, Company victory cver East Donegal High | sicker, the class presented her with Bi > School on the Landisville, court,| a birthday cake with lighted ean- ishop, Mrs, Katie Wertman, Mrs. | Menday evening. Mr. A. S. Weaver is bedfast since Tuesday night. = : : Harry Weidman, Mrs. Jane Way,| Aap 00 last Friday. East Hempfield H. 8S. G F Tis | dles, a piece of which was present- | Mrs. Michael Wagenbach, Mrs. Har- Bout gixiy Were present, Mrs. Long returned home from oF I OY a . ry sini sain 2 9 4 0 each one present. ry Kaylor, Mrs. Amy Kramer and On the program Were! talk by the hospital. Bayer Covers 0 3 ose present were: Mrs. Ammon | Mrs. Charles Morton. L. Bowers, group singing, selections | Phe Church of God will bold their C. Longenecker, C...... 1 . 3 5 Hoffer, Mrs. Sara Haug, Miss Polly by the Acapella Four of East Pe-{ cantata on’ Sunday, Dec, 26th. B. Snavely, G.......... 2 0 4 | Fennell, Mrs. Pauline Pennell, Mrs.| Stimulate your business by adver- tersburg and a Dutch Skit. ‘ et Spero Brandt, 0k 2 0 4! L. Kaylor i isi i : ‘ 4 Breer Gm o ° 0 aylor, Mrs. George Heiserman, 'tising in the Bulletin. Bob Bishop, Dick Stevens and Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. Totals 8 7 3 RR Ezst Donegal H. S. G F Tis| Amal Fri aia 1 2 41 Hershey, Ss 4 3 Drager, 0 0 0 Witte), i: 3 1 I f Apngst, 000 0 QO. 0] Walters, G............. 0 0 0 / Wolgemuth, G......... 0 1 1 ’ IMorion, Goce 0 1.1 etsy stn asus esa shasta Siar baie sis ena E Sas sis he Sens nites sinters eee Airset airs ia EL a aaa HE hn . Potals oo. i savin 6 9.21 i Score by periods: i E. Hempfield H. S.....10 10 3 0—23 i E. Donegal H. S....... 8 409-21 : Referee, Herr. i CLUB TO RESUME CRCUNDHOG VIGIL i Convinced that war or no war i there will always be weather, the ; Lodge of Groundhogs of Quarry- i ville will be on the job at their fa- ; vorite groundhog hole come Can- i dlemas Day, Feb. 2, for a first-hand 1 reading of the forthcoming weather. | i The lodge, now 37 years old, cur- | i tailed its activities last year because | } of the war and the death of its hi- : bernating governor, George W.Hen- : sel, Jr. Yesterday William U. Hen- | : sel, secretary and bondless treas- i urer, announced that the lodge is i being re-activated. ; eel QR ee : HUNTERS URGED TO FILE i GAME-KILL REPORTS i The State Game Commission to- | : day reminded hunters to file 1943 | : gamekill reports immediately after | i the Christmas mailing rush. Game | i law requires every sportsman, re- | : bab of his luck, to report he-| : 11 11 7-35) gc Jan. 15, 1944 or forfeit a $2.00 | penalty. i At Manheim last evening Mount | i Joy High defeated Manheim High | : 43-35. Box score next week. | ne ‘ Subscribe for the Bulletin. i AUN 1 | i and
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