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"The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday ‘Afternoon, December 17, 1942
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There's two mighty sad boys in!
town this week. Their pal, Johnny|
Miller went to Washington, D. C.|
to work and now “Sixty” and
“Curley” idon't know who they're
Board No. 1
Classifies
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going to blame for keeping them Walter John Woods, Jr, Maytown
out til all hours of the morning, - |
|
“|Clarence Clayton Bard, Jr. Mount
Joy
: 3 |Earl” Richard Greiner, R3, Etown
And what I'd like to know is|James William Gerber, Jr., E'town
who the heck is going to wind the|Sylvester Valentine Herchelroth,
alarm clock when Johnny's gone.
It's really a predicament.
Marietta
|Samuel George Heagy, Manheim
|Harry Alvin Charles, R1, Marietta
|Harold George Hinkle, Marietta
If any of you boys are having Harry Howard Derr, R3, E'town
trouble getting up enough nerve to|Harold Lewis Detz, Marietta
propose to your girl, your worries,
are over, cause “Chet” has opened|
Woodrow Henry Sites, R1, Manh’'m
Earl Edward Eshleman, R3, Man-
heim
2 new sideline. He gets a big kick Joseph Eugene Scott, Marietta
out of playing John Aldenand with|Paul Andrew Epler, R1 Bainbridge
Jimmy Strickler his assistant they|
really get results. At least Chet did|
a mighty fine job in behalf of the|
iceman.
I have a riddle I'd like to ask you|
readers. Here ’tis — — What is it
that I could do last year, you could|
do last year and a little bird could
do last year, but that I can't do this|
year and you can't do this year but,
a little bird can do this year? —
Are you thinkin’ hard, Do you,
0. K, I'll tell you. — —|
“Make a small deposit on a new,
automabile.”
If youre complaining about any-
thing, stop right now and read the]
troubles of oneof cur local eighth
graders. He had never had such
Lloyd Brandt.Heisey, R2, Mt. ‘Joy
id|/John Francis ‘Loereher, Manheim
Abner Christian Stern, R3, Etown
Harold Epler Ober, Rl, E'town
Lloyd Henry Frady, Marietta
Young Ruhl, Jr, Manheim
Robert Leroy Loser, E'town
Jesse Philip Newcomer, Manheim
Thomas Lesley Kesselring, RI,
Bainbridge
Jay Hamaker, Manheim
Paul Shearer Eitnier, R2, Lititz
Michael Kirvinskee, R1, Bainbridge
Foster Shelley Miller, R3, E'town
Walter Brandt Zellers, R3, Manh'm
Wallace Baxter Thompson, Manh’'m
Glen Shank, Jr., Marietta
Wsrl Ginder Peters, Manheim
{Robert Randler, Mount Joy
Paul Denby Wagner, Mount Joy
Albert Leroy Dohner, R3 Manheim
Raymond Newcomer Snavely, R2
Manheim _
Charles Sherman Hill, Florin
Jchn Franklin (McCall, Elizabetht'n
Walter Drager, Jr. Rl, Columbia
a tough time in his life. First he ter Fugene Minnich, Rl, Bain-
got angina pectoris, followed by|
artericlerosis.
covering from these he got pneu-|
monia, followed by pulmonary pht-
hisis and tuberculosis. Somehow
bridge
Just as he was re-|Lester Ulrich Weidman, R1, Man-
heim
Rcbert Allen Espenshade, R3, Eliz-
abethtown
|Vlarlin James Troup, RD., Bain-
he got over them in time to get ap-| pridge
pendicitis, to say nothing of pyor-|Allen Richard Kulman, Marietta
rhea.
he pulled through. It was
All in all, he never saw how|William Franklin ‘Riem, E'town
the Harry Victor Sides, Manheim
[Clarence Kiop, Jr., Elizabetht’n
hardest spelling test he'd ever had. | 5 le Kile Geib, R2, Manheim
|3len Roy Heisey, Rheems
A Frenchman in Africa with the Charles Richard Bomberger, Man-
American forces was relating his
experiences in gtudying the English
language when he said: “When I}
first discovered that if I was quick,
I was fast: that if I was tied, I was
fast; if I spent to freely, I was fast;
and that not to eat was to fast, I
was discouraged. But when I came
across the sentence,’ The first one
won one-dollar prize’ I gave up
trying.”
They're telling the story about the
time Mussolini was stranded in a
small town due to the breakdown
of his motor. He went into the local
cinema. His picture came onto the
screen. Everybody rose, but he re-
mained seated. ‘The proprietor of
the place touched him on the shoul-
der and said: “I feel that way, too.
But you had better stand up. It is
safer.”
The Bright Young Thing entered
the clothier’s shop and approached
the counter. “I want to get a
Christmas present for an old gen-
tleman,” she said. “Yes, mam,” re-
plied the clerk. “Something nice
in ties?” “No, he has a beard,” the
"girl explained. “Hmm,” the clerk
murmured, thoughtfully, “Perhaps
a fancy vest might be suitable?”
“No, it’s a long beard,” came back
the answer. The clerk sighed
wearily. “Well, how about carpet
slippers?”
Here's the pay-off on the absent-
minded club member gag. A Florin
man went Xmas shopping and had
his pocket picked. He complained
to a policeman who took him to the
pclice court. The captain asked:
“But didn’t you feel the thief's hand
going into your pocket?” And the
man absent-mindedly answered:
“Yes, but I thought it was my own.”
A WISE OWL
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THAT'S A LOT OF VENISON
The state of Maine has had its
banner ' deer season, 22,301 having
been reported killed by hunters.
That's nearly 100 more than the
previous high in 1940. The 2,676,120
pounds of meat is valued at nearly
£1,000,000.00.
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Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.
\
heim
Robert Joseph Barr, Maytown
[Mark Heistand Fahnestock, R1, _
| heim !
|Charles Heck, R3, Manheim
|Asher William Witmer, Mount Joy
Louis Henry Herr, Rl, Bainbridge
{Mark Sanford Long, R3, Manheim
Wilkert Geltmacher Witmer, R1,
| ‘Columbia
|Elmer Wolf, R3, Manheim
|Clarence Campbell Drace, R2,
Elizabethtown
{Roy Anthony Armold, Maytown
|Harry Eugene Blough, Jr, R2,
Flizabethtown
Ira Dean Barnhart, Rl, E'town
Oliver Holmes Gingrich, Bainb’e
Wilbur Hawthorne Koser, R2, Mt.
oy
Robert Fugene Collins, R3, E’town
|Ray Haug, Mount Joy
{Jacob Franklin Klugh, Florin
IThomes Robert McGarvey, Florin
Bruce Dillinger Brown, Mt. Joy
|Henrv Kreider Greiner, R3. E'town
Donald Landis Snader, Manheim
{Howard Gibble Shenk, R2, Manh’'m
Lloyd Rohrer Swarr, Rl. Mt. Joy !
|Ralph Howard Garner, Manheim
{Henry Frey Gingrich, Elizabetht'n
|George Fetter Hassler, E'town
Frank Hcover Sweigart, R3, Man-
heim
CLASS 1-A-0
Jay Leroy Faus. R2, Manheim
CLASS 1-C
Wilbur H, Stark, Manheim
[Clarence Charles Newcomer, Mt.
Joy
Franklin Bernard Zink, Mt, Joy
Robert Warren Bentzel, Mt. Joy
CLASS 2-A TO MARCH 15. 1943
William ‘Markle College, R2, Mt.
i Joy
CLASS 2-C
Ginder Kanode, R1,
{John Hostetter Mellinger
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Mt. Joy
R1, Mt.
Joy
Alvin Waser Diffenderfer, R2.
Lititz
Wayne Nauman, R2, Mt. Joy
John Kulp Hershey, R3, Manheim |
|Amog Harding Geib, R2, Lititz
Cleir Parke Mwver, Rl, Manheim ,
Leroy Nornhkold Heisey, R1 Man-
heim
Paul Reist Garber, Jr, Rl, Mount
Joy
Galen White Hosler. R3, Manheim
Jchn Irvin Martin, R1, Manheim
Raymond Royer Sumpman, R2,
Mount Joy
Marlin “Clarence Hetrick, R1, Mt.
Joy
CLASS 2-C
{Roy Kohler Steffy, R 2, Lititz
Almgs Earhart Shelly, R2, Mt. Joy
Jacob Earl Martin, R2 Mt. Joy
[Carl Franklin Ginder, R2, Mount
fe
oy
|Jacob Stoner Lindemuth, R1, Co-
‘tand Luther Ulrich.
Joy
Raymond Greenly Shank, RI,
Elizabethtown
LeRoy Henry Ginder, R2, Manheim
CLASS 2-B TO JUNE 15, 1943
Paul Russel Beshler, Maytown
CLASS 3-A
Clarence Robert Fry, Rl, Manh’'m
Harold DeLong, R2, Manheim
Penjamin Roy Shumaker, Eliza-
bethtown
Robert Arndt Frey, Elizabetht'n
CLASS 3-B
Ralph Linooln Stoner, RI, Marietta
Glenn Roy Hipple, Rome, N. Y.
Alpheus Stark Nornhold, E’town
Robert Fegely Vanderslice, Marie’a
Earl Good Koser, Florin
CLASS 3-C
Ralph Lester Christie, R1, Peach
Bottom, Penna.
Paul ‘D. Espenshade, R1, Bainb'e
CLASS 4-D ‘
David Lehman Madeira, Columbia,
S.C.
CLASS 4-E
Ray Eugene Wolfe, R3, Manheim
Abram Clair Hess, R1, Mount Joy
Clarence Brubaker, Brubaker, Rl,
Mount Joy
Amos A. Bricker, Jr., Florin
CLASS 4-F
Joseph Henry Reisinger, R1, Mari-
etta
Albert Eshenkaugh Zeager, Rheems
Donald Webb Williams, Mt. Joy
Harry Arthur Graybill, Manheim
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IRONVILLE
Hazel Fornoff,a student at Leb-
anon Valley College, is home for
the holidays.
Glenn Kauffman, was visiting at
Washington, D. C. Sunday.
Wilbur Rettew, was hunting for
deer in Huntington
eral days.
Luther Ulrich and Mr, and Mrs. |
‘Eugene Harry, enjoyed their an- |
nual vacation, hunting |
Fulton county, without success.
Maids, Edna Forrey, teacher, will |
meet at the home of Mrs. Thelma |
Montgomery. The Orange Blos- |
som class, Mrs. Paul Metzger, |
teacher, will meet at the home of |
Mrs. Metzger. The Women’s Bi- |
ble class will meet in the church |
basement with Mrs. Lydia Staley, |
teacher. On Wednesday evening, |
the Loyal Sons’ class, Paul Metz- |
ger, teacher, will meet at the gar-|
age of Luther Ulrich.
On Thursday evening the Board |
of Christian Education, will meet |
in the church basement at 7:30.
All officers and teachers of the |
various church organizations, are
requested to attend. After the meet- |
inga Christmas party will be held. |
The C. E. society will serve re-
freshments. The committee con-
sists of Luther Ulrich, Charles
Gingrich and Drew Mummaw.
C. E. washeldon Sunday even-
ing, with Wilbur Albright, leader.
He conducted a backward and for-
ward meeting. Mrs. Harold Al-
bright, sang a solo, Alvin Mum-
maw, read the scripture,
Mummaw discussed the lesson and
had the following give short talks:
Mrs. George Fornoff, Mrs. Lydia
Staley, Mrs. Wilbur Rettew, Ja-
cob Kauffman, Frances Mummaw,
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help to rekindle and spread tuber-
culosis.
“The Christmas Seal design ra-
diates health, cheer and cleanliness
and suggests a “home safe from
tuberculosis.” Your ‘purchase and
use of Christmas Seals and Health
‘Bonds helps to strengthen the safe-
guards needed in protecting. our
Families ‘and homes.”
The Seal campaign will continue
until Christmas Day. Local resi-
dents on the mailing list, who have
not returned their contributions to
date for Seals received
mails during Thanksgiving Week,
are receiving reminder cards from
the Tuberculosis ‘ Saciety of : Lan-
caster County 'this' week. The: lo-
eal society, which is financed en-
tirely by the Seal campaign, is}
the $17,300 contributed in
year’s drive, in order to expand
its program for prevention of tu-
| lumbia
“Lester Walters Roland, R1, Mount
The Yow Dows
county sev- | 4
deer in i
The following ° Sunday school |
classes of the Ironville U. B. S. |
S. will hold their class meetings |
this week. |
Tuesday evening, the Merry |
in thel]
seeking toraise a sum in excess of |!
last {4
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From Hickory Grove
I see where the War Production
Board is clamping down on things
we don’t need and which inter-
feres with supplies, like copper, |
etc. that is needed for bullets. Tt!
is about time says Henry. And
the dams and power-houses not
needed make a list as long as your}
arm. And furthermore, he says, K
most of em were out in the sag:
brush. . : :
A jack-rabbit, I says, should no West Main St. Mt. Joy
have much use for electric lights, |
trying to keep Henry wound up. iq
When he is wound up he talks’
without frills. Josephus, he says,
the buddies of this nation who are
making a drive for Socialism and
a nice lifetime job, are the gents MANH
in the wood pile. And put this in | 163 S.
: =| Teteph
yeur pipe, he says, and smoke it— om
if those Bureau Boys ever get a | Tues
firm grip on the electric business,
they are gonna branch out. Do you
LIZABETHTOWN
15 E. High St.
think we will ever have Govt. Telephone 24-R
barbers, 1 says, and if so, how Tues Fri. Sat,
ME ORDERS T° HOLD ANYTHING,
I'LL DO MY DUTY IF IT
2 : 9:30-1:00.2-5 P. M.
about guys without excess hair, 1 po
says. Can the Socialists grow hair?
On a dome like yours, he says,
they could grow anything—and he
headed for home.
—Yours with the low down
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thing) kindly remember the Bulletin
LANCASTER, PENNA.
RAR Se
EVENINGS J oO Y MATINEE
SHOWS SATURDAYS
SATURDAYS T FH E A T R I AND
7 AND 9:00 P. M. ] 3 HOLIDAYS
6-8-10 P.M. Mount Joy, Pa. 2:00 P. M,,. -
FRIDAY — SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18-19
HENRY FONDA — LYNN BARI -in-
“THE MAGNIFICENT DOPE”
MONDAY, DE
ER 21
JUNE PREISSER — BRACKEN -in-
“SWEAT GIRL”
CEMBER 22
WILLIAM FRANCES DEE -in-
STEWARTS”
ICENT AMBERSONS”
NEXT WEEK + FRIDAY—SATURDAY, DECEMBER 25-26
RGSALIND RUSSELL — JANET BLAIR -in-
“MY SISTER EILEEN"
COMING
“War Against Mrs. Hadley” — Dec. 30 - 31
“Flying Tigers” — Jan. 1 - 2.
"My Gal Sal” — January 8-9
AYING by check
saves time and effort.
You can sit right down in
your home and pay all of
your bills in a matter of
minutes. All you need do
5: is write your checks and
mail them. No need to keep large sums of cash
around the house. No more waiting in line. No
worrying about receipts, because every cancelled
check is itself legal proof of pay-
ment. In addition, a checkitig
account helps you keep accu-
rate, orderly financial records.
Every farm business should
have the advantages of a check-
ing account. We invite you to
start yours here at this bank.
First National Bank and Trust Company
MOUNT JOY. PENNA.
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NEITHER / WHEN You GIVE
Merry Christmas
For this gayest, happies of all the year you'll want to
look your most beguiling! And you know what a boost to
your spirits a thrilling new hair-do can give. Then plan to
have all the other beauty aids—facial, manicure, etc.—which
will help make you a charming success for the holidays.
| Modern Beauty Salon
Phone 229M. West Main St., Mount Joy, Pa.
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HOTEL
Prop.
KLESSINGER'S
FLORIN, PA.
"MIKE" KLESSINGER,
We have a great variety of Christmas assortments, attractively
boxed and ready to present with your version of holiday best
wishes. . You will find several places for candy on your Christ-
mas list, so don't forget !
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STANDARD ASSORTMENT
Ib $1.20
Ib 60c
Miniatures
Milk Chocolate
Dark Chocolate *
GOBELIN FANCY BOXES:
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TAPESTRY
Ib 85¢
2 Ibs $1.70
ib $1.10 2 1bs $2.20
Ib $1.25 2 Ibs $2.50
GALES’ AMERICAN CUSTOM Ib $1.50
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