eof ? give up? | —BY— { Poe "The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday ‘Afternoon, December 17, 1942 REG'LAR FELLERS—Dooty-Bound : By GENE BYRNES CORPRIL DUFFY, WERE GOIN’ OFF T’ SCOUT TW ENEMY -+/0U ARE TO HOLD THIS SUPPLY AT ALL COSTS/ 4 GEN 1 GETCHA, {WELL 1 DONT WE RETURN ENEMY NO PLACE-- SUPPLY BASE / CORPRIL DUFFY / HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY, OR ARE YOU \ TRAININ' T° GO IN VAUDEVILLE SEE TH’ E 2 TO OLR A wWisE owl County Draft ne | There's two mighty sad boys in! town this week. Their pal, Johnny| Miller went to Washington, D. C.| to work and now “Sixty” and “Curley” idon't know who they're Board No. 1 Classifies (From Page 1) going to blame for keeping them Walter John Woods, Jr, Maytown out til all hours of the morning, - | | “|Clarence Clayton Bard, Jr. Mount Joy : 3 |Earl” Richard Greiner, R3, Etown And what I'd like to know is|James William Gerber, Jr., E'town who the heck is going to wind the|Sylvester Valentine Herchelroth, alarm clock when Johnny's gone. It's really a predicament. Marietta |Samuel George Heagy, Manheim |Harry Alvin Charles, R1, Marietta |Harold George Hinkle, Marietta If any of you boys are having Harry Howard Derr, R3, E'town trouble getting up enough nerve to|Harold Lewis Detz, Marietta propose to your girl, your worries, are over, cause “Chet” has opened| Woodrow Henry Sites, R1, Manh’'m Earl Edward Eshleman, R3, Man- heim 2 new sideline. He gets a big kick Joseph Eugene Scott, Marietta out of playing John Aldenand with|Paul Andrew Epler, R1 Bainbridge Jimmy Strickler his assistant they| really get results. At least Chet did| a mighty fine job in behalf of the| iceman. I have a riddle I'd like to ask you| readers. Here ’tis — — What is it that I could do last year, you could| do last year and a little bird could do last year, but that I can't do this| year and you can't do this year but, a little bird can do this year? — Are you thinkin’ hard, Do you, 0. K, I'll tell you. — —| “Make a small deposit on a new, automabile.” If youre complaining about any- thing, stop right now and read the] troubles of oneof cur local eighth graders. He had never had such Lloyd Brandt.Heisey, R2, Mt. ‘Joy id|/John Francis ‘Loereher, Manheim Abner Christian Stern, R3, Etown Harold Epler Ober, Rl, E'town Lloyd Henry Frady, Marietta Young Ruhl, Jr, Manheim Robert Leroy Loser, E'town Jesse Philip Newcomer, Manheim Thomas Lesley Kesselring, RI, Bainbridge Jay Hamaker, Manheim Paul Shearer Eitnier, R2, Lititz Michael Kirvinskee, R1, Bainbridge Foster Shelley Miller, R3, E'town Walter Brandt Zellers, R3, Manh'm Wallace Baxter Thompson, Manh’'m Glen Shank, Jr., Marietta Wsrl Ginder Peters, Manheim {Robert Randler, Mount Joy Paul Denby Wagner, Mount Joy Albert Leroy Dohner, R3 Manheim Raymond Newcomer Snavely, R2 Manheim _ Charles Sherman Hill, Florin Jchn Franklin (McCall, Elizabetht'n Walter Drager, Jr. Rl, Columbia a tough time in his life. First he ter Fugene Minnich, Rl, Bain- got angina pectoris, followed by| artericlerosis. covering from these he got pneu-| monia, followed by pulmonary pht- hisis and tuberculosis. Somehow bridge Just as he was re-|Lester Ulrich Weidman, R1, Man- heim Rcbert Allen Espenshade, R3, Eliz- abethtown |Vlarlin James Troup, RD., Bain- he got over them in time to get ap-| pridge pendicitis, to say nothing of pyor-|Allen Richard Kulman, Marietta rhea. he pulled through. It was All in all, he never saw how|William Franklin ‘Riem, E'town the Harry Victor Sides, Manheim [Clarence Kiop, Jr., Elizabetht’n hardest spelling test he'd ever had. | 5 le Kile Geib, R2, Manheim |3len Roy Heisey, Rheems A Frenchman in Africa with the Charles Richard Bomberger, Man- American forces was relating his experiences in gtudying the English language when he said: “When I} first discovered that if I was quick, I was fast: that if I was tied, I was fast; if I spent to freely, I was fast; and that not to eat was to fast, I was discouraged. But when I came across the sentence,’ The first one won one-dollar prize’ I gave up trying.” They're telling the story about the time Mussolini was stranded in a small town due to the breakdown of his motor. He went into the local cinema. His picture came onto the screen. Everybody rose, but he re- mained seated. ‘The proprietor of the place touched him on the shoul- der and said: “I feel that way, too. But you had better stand up. It is safer.” The Bright Young Thing entered the clothier’s shop and approached the counter. “I want to get a Christmas present for an old gen- tleman,” she said. “Yes, mam,” re- plied the clerk. “Something nice in ties?” “No, he has a beard,” the "girl explained. “Hmm,” the clerk murmured, thoughtfully, “Perhaps a fancy vest might be suitable?” “No, it’s a long beard,” came back the answer. The clerk sighed wearily. “Well, how about carpet slippers?” Here's the pay-off on the absent- minded club member gag. A Florin man went Xmas shopping and had his pocket picked. He complained to a policeman who took him to the pclice court. The captain asked: “But didn’t you feel the thief's hand going into your pocket?” And the man absent-mindedly answered: “Yes, but I thought it was my own.” A WISE OWL mm {ff THAT'S A LOT OF VENISON The state of Maine has had its banner ' deer season, 22,301 having been reported killed by hunters. That's nearly 100 more than the previous high in 1940. The 2,676,120 pounds of meat is valued at nearly £1,000,000.00. wis YY Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. \ heim Robert Joseph Barr, Maytown [Mark Heistand Fahnestock, R1, _ | heim ! |Charles Heck, R3, Manheim |Asher William Witmer, Mount Joy Louis Henry Herr, Rl, Bainbridge {Mark Sanford Long, R3, Manheim Wilkert Geltmacher Witmer, R1, | ‘Columbia |Elmer Wolf, R3, Manheim |Clarence Campbell Drace, R2, Elizabethtown {Roy Anthony Armold, Maytown |Harry Eugene Blough, Jr, R2, Flizabethtown Ira Dean Barnhart, Rl, E'town Oliver Holmes Gingrich, Bainb’e Wilbur Hawthorne Koser, R2, Mt. oy Robert Fugene Collins, R3, E’town |Ray Haug, Mount Joy {Jacob Franklin Klugh, Florin IThomes Robert McGarvey, Florin Bruce Dillinger Brown, Mt. Joy |Henrv Kreider Greiner, R3. E'town Donald Landis Snader, Manheim {Howard Gibble Shenk, R2, Manh’'m Lloyd Rohrer Swarr, Rl. Mt. Joy ! |Ralph Howard Garner, Manheim {Henry Frey Gingrich, Elizabetht'n |George Fetter Hassler, E'town Frank Hcover Sweigart, R3, Man- heim CLASS 1-A-0 Jay Leroy Faus. R2, Manheim CLASS 1-C Wilbur H, Stark, Manheim [Clarence Charles Newcomer, Mt. Joy Franklin Bernard Zink, Mt, Joy Robert Warren Bentzel, Mt. Joy CLASS 2-A TO MARCH 15. 1943 William ‘Markle College, R2, Mt. i Joy CLASS 2-C Ginder Kanode, R1, {John Hostetter Mellinger { { Mt. Joy R1, Mt. Joy Alvin Waser Diffenderfer, R2. Lititz Wayne Nauman, R2, Mt. Joy John Kulp Hershey, R3, Manheim | |Amog Harding Geib, R2, Lititz Cleir Parke Mwver, Rl, Manheim , Leroy Nornhkold Heisey, R1 Man- heim Paul Reist Garber, Jr, Rl, Mount Joy Galen White Hosler. R3, Manheim Jchn Irvin Martin, R1, Manheim Raymond Royer Sumpman, R2, Mount Joy Marlin “Clarence Hetrick, R1, Mt. Joy CLASS 2-C {Roy Kohler Steffy, R 2, Lititz Almgs Earhart Shelly, R2, Mt. Joy Jacob Earl Martin, R2 Mt. Joy [Carl Franklin Ginder, R2, Mount fe oy |Jacob Stoner Lindemuth, R1, Co- ‘tand Luther Ulrich. Joy Raymond Greenly Shank, RI, Elizabethtown LeRoy Henry Ginder, R2, Manheim CLASS 2-B TO JUNE 15, 1943 Paul Russel Beshler, Maytown CLASS 3-A Clarence Robert Fry, Rl, Manh’'m Harold DeLong, R2, Manheim Penjamin Roy Shumaker, Eliza- bethtown Robert Arndt Frey, Elizabetht'n CLASS 3-B Ralph Linooln Stoner, RI, Marietta Glenn Roy Hipple, Rome, N. Y. Alpheus Stark Nornhold, E’town Robert Fegely Vanderslice, Marie’a Earl Good Koser, Florin CLASS 3-C Ralph Lester Christie, R1, Peach Bottom, Penna. Paul ‘D. Espenshade, R1, Bainb'e CLASS 4-D ‘ David Lehman Madeira, Columbia, S.C. CLASS 4-E Ray Eugene Wolfe, R3, Manheim Abram Clair Hess, R1, Mount Joy Clarence Brubaker, Brubaker, Rl, Mount Joy Amos A. Bricker, Jr., Florin CLASS 4-F Joseph Henry Reisinger, R1, Mari- etta Albert Eshenkaugh Zeager, Rheems Donald Webb Williams, Mt. Joy Harry Arthur Graybill, Manheim Vv IRONVILLE Hazel Fornoff,a student at Leb- anon Valley College, is home for the holidays. Glenn Kauffman, was visiting at Washington, D. C. Sunday. Wilbur Rettew, was hunting for deer in Huntington eral days. Luther Ulrich and Mr, and Mrs. | ‘Eugene Harry, enjoyed their an- | nual vacation, hunting | Fulton county, without success. Maids, Edna Forrey, teacher, will | meet at the home of Mrs. Thelma | Montgomery. The Orange Blos- | som class, Mrs. Paul Metzger, | teacher, will meet at the home of | Mrs. Metzger. The Women’s Bi- | ble class will meet in the church | basement with Mrs. Lydia Staley, | teacher. On Wednesday evening, | the Loyal Sons’ class, Paul Metz- | ger, teacher, will meet at the gar-| age of Luther Ulrich. On Thursday evening the Board | of Christian Education, will meet | in the church basement at 7:30. All officers and teachers of the | various church organizations, are requested to attend. After the meet- | inga Christmas party will be held. | The C. E. society will serve re- freshments. The committee con- sists of Luther Ulrich, Charles Gingrich and Drew Mummaw. C. E. washeldon Sunday even- ing, with Wilbur Albright, leader. He conducted a backward and for- ward meeting. Mrs. Harold Al- bright, sang a solo, Alvin Mum- maw, read the scripture, Mummaw discussed the lesson and had the following give short talks: Mrs. George Fornoff, Mrs. Lydia Staley, Mrs. Wilbur Rettew, Ja- cob Kauffman, Frances Mummaw, Vv — Rejected For (From Page 1) help to rekindle and spread tuber- culosis. “The Christmas Seal design ra- diates health, cheer and cleanliness and suggests a “home safe from tuberculosis.” Your ‘purchase and use of Christmas Seals and Health ‘Bonds helps to strengthen the safe- guards needed in protecting. our Families ‘and homes.” The Seal campaign will continue until Christmas Day. Local resi- dents on the mailing list, who have not returned their contributions to date for Seals received mails during Thanksgiving Week, are receiving reminder cards from the Tuberculosis ‘ Saciety of : Lan- caster County 'this' week. The: lo- eal society, which is financed en- tirely by the Seal campaign, is} the $17,300 contributed in year’s drive, in order to expand its program for prevention of tu- | lumbia “Lester Walters Roland, R1, Mount The Yow Dows county sev- | 4 deer in i The following ° Sunday school | classes of the Ironville U. B. S. | S. will hold their class meetings | this week. | Tuesday evening, the Merry | in thel] seeking toraise a sum in excess of |! last {4 i MEMBER OF FEDERAL DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION thing) kindly remember the ‘Bulletin —————Y Subscribe for the Bulletin. From Hickory Grove I see where the War Production Board is clamping down on things we don’t need and which inter- feres with supplies, like copper, | etc. that is needed for bullets. Tt! is about time says Henry. And the dams and power-houses not needed make a list as long as your} arm. And furthermore, he says, K most of em were out in the sag: brush. . : : A jack-rabbit, I says, should no West Main St. Mt. Joy have much use for electric lights, | trying to keep Henry wound up. iq When he is wound up he talks’ without frills. Josephus, he says, the buddies of this nation who are making a drive for Socialism and a nice lifetime job, are the gents MANH in the wood pile. And put this in | 163 S. : =| Teteph yeur pipe, he says, and smoke it— om if those Bureau Boys ever get a | Tues firm grip on the electric business, they are gonna branch out. Do you LIZABETHTOWN 15 E. High St. think we will ever have Govt. Telephone 24-R barbers, 1 says, and if so, how Tues Fri. Sat, ME ORDERS T° HOLD ANYTHING, I'LL DO MY DUTY IF IT 2 : 9:30-1:00.2-5 P. M. about guys without excess hair, 1 po says. Can the Socialists grow hair? On a dome like yours, he says, they could grow anything—and he headed for home. —Yours with the low down Vv When in need of Printing. (any- thing) kindly remember the Bulletin LANCASTER, PENNA. RAR Se EVENINGS J oO Y MATINEE SHOWS SATURDAYS SATURDAYS T FH E A T R I AND 7 AND 9:00 P. M. ] 3 HOLIDAYS 6-8-10 P.M. Mount Joy, Pa. 2:00 P. M,,. - FRIDAY — SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18-19 HENRY FONDA — LYNN BARI -in- “THE MAGNIFICENT DOPE” MONDAY, DE ER 21 JUNE PREISSER — BRACKEN -in- “SWEAT GIRL” CEMBER 22 WILLIAM FRANCES DEE -in- STEWARTS” ICENT AMBERSONS” NEXT WEEK + FRIDAY—SATURDAY, DECEMBER 25-26 RGSALIND RUSSELL — JANET BLAIR -in- “MY SISTER EILEEN" COMING “War Against Mrs. Hadley” — Dec. 30 - 31 “Flying Tigers” — Jan. 1 - 2. "My Gal Sal” — January 8-9 AYING by check saves time and effort. You can sit right down in your home and pay all of your bills in a matter of minutes. All you need do 5: is write your checks and mail them. No need to keep large sums of cash around the house. No more waiting in line. No worrying about receipts, because every cancelled check is itself legal proof of pay- ment. In addition, a checkitig account helps you keep accu- rate, orderly financial records. Every farm business should have the advantages of a check- ing account. We invite you to start yours here at this bank. First National Bank and Trust Company MOUNT JOY. PENNA. we i NEITHER / WHEN You GIVE Merry Christmas For this gayest, happies of all the year you'll want to look your most beguiling! And you know what a boost to your spirits a thrilling new hair-do can give. Then plan to have all the other beauty aids—facial, manicure, etc.—which will help make you a charming success for the holidays. | Modern Beauty Salon Phone 229M. West Main St., Mount Joy, Pa. TL TE TE TE TE CE TE TET TEBE ET AND TO ALL OUR PATRONS HOTEL Prop. KLESSINGER'S FLORIN, PA. 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