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The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Morning, June 19, 1941
MESCAL IKE
By S.
L. HUNTLEY
T
celebrated their birthdzy on Satur- |
(Tradn Mark (tex U 8 Par OMe dy,
Such Things as Come With Spring
cay.
Charles, |
Fornoff, Glenn Kauffman, Lather |
Ulrich, Albert McCune and Mike |
Bowers |
| Beach Delaware and returned with |
55 fish,
Services at the Ironville U. B.!
church on Sunday:
Sunday school at 9:30 a. m.
Morning worship at 10:30 a. m. |
by the pastor Rev. K. G. Becktel
4 Ce |
Loll G S < Roy, Ephraim Leon,
THERE'S ONE THING
fewery were fishing at
| Turn useless articles about your
| home into cash. Advertise them ir
cur classified column.
MOUNT JOY NESTERS
—BY——
5 CONTIN 4
A WISE OWL“ Sianing
W 1. PC
Everybody that passed Shorty Mount Joy .......... # 3 88%
Fngle’s house en Flag Day couldn’ Lancaster Wateh ..... 8 1 88
understand why the flag looked so Manheim ............ 17 7 708}
odd. Being a true patriot, Shorty York Racquet ....... 18 9 .667
had hung it out in commemoration Park ....... 3S 9 su
of the day, but it just didn't look York Outdoor ........ 6 12 3
Yight Lae... You know why? The Middletown .......... 8 19 2
stare were hanging at the bottom Harrisburg ........... 4 14 ‘
instead of the top. olumbia 2 16 111
£5 9 5 8 Eoncasier 0 9 .00C
Saturday’s Scores
Mount Joy 6, York Racquet 3.
Rezervoir Park 4, Manheim 2.
Other matches postponed, rain.
Mount Joy youngsters defeated
the strong York Racquet club, the
defending championship team with
Did you hear about the lady from 3 {5 3 victory to hold first place in
town who receently attended her pe Inter-County Tennis League.
1st. horse race. She bet $2 on a pony, (On Saturday the town team will
On:= of our young bloods says:
“The trouble with traveling the
straight and narrow highway is that
you th fun on the side
roads!” Could be.
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miss all
and when it came in last went 10 on the the strong Reservoir
the betting window and asked if park team at Harrisburg.
she didn’t get a booby prize cause
her horse ran last,
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PI
MOUNT JOY NETMEN
DEFEAT YCRX ¢-3
Mc mnt Joy Handed York Racquet
n € to 3 defeat on the Mount Joy
courts thus holding first place in
the Inter-County Tennis league.
Singles—Dick Shipp, York Rac-
Here's a little hint to husband:
loaned from Judge ........
Women necd, without a doubt,
Gricvances to brood about.
They want husbands who will ctray
From the straight and perfect way.
They want husbands who will beat quet, defeated Frank Zink, 7-5,
Tom 6-3. Eugene Crider, Mount Joy,
Sometimes, or somehow mistreat defeated Fred Rudieill, 6-1, 6-8, 6-1.
them John Fellenbaum, Mount Joy, de-
"cated John Baker, 6-2, 6-2. Harold
Mount Joy, defeated
Constantine, 6-0, 6-0. Joe Germer,
Do you like poetry? You do? Mount Joy, defeated Ka'z, 6-4, 2-5,
Well then Here otic ‘16-1. Hutton, York Racquet, defeat-
, then. cre’s a ies :
Sb 2 +0, 6-4, 6-2.
They sat alone in the moonlight. oh ooh 3 od atu Gore
She :oothed his troubled brow. Doubles ay oe
Dearest, I know my life's been fast mer. Mount Joy, defeated Rudisill
But I'm on my last lap now,
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So if you realy love her, sir
Don’t be too darn good to her!
8% 8
Baker,
Crider and Tt.
York Racquet,
And
Rheems
a bride
then there's the guy {rom
who got an invitation to give
f i stan-
a shower, so he took the Joy, defeated Hutton and Constan
tine, 6-3, 6-9.
soap.
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There's only one sure way to keep CHARLES FIERSOL
ot from going to sleep. Don’t GRADE TENNIS CHAMP
The sixth annual Grade School
Tennis Tournament has been com-
sleted with Charles Picrsol, a pupil
n the seventh grade, crowned grade
He is also a win-
your fe
let your {oes turn in.
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According to a correspondent, the
kindest husband around here is the
one who says he will cut down his chool champion.
appetite during hot weather co hin °F of the Paul Stern award. Stu-
wife won't have to swelter
kitchen. ......
sv ws and John Crider.
sigh. 2 Paul Stern Award and runner-up
ady to Piersol is John Crider, a seventh
to try and come out alive from an- grader, who defeated Frank Germer
David Morris and Ralph Hassinger
Previou- winners in this tourna-
himself ment were Frank Zink, twee Harold
“We got through one holiday,”
Bricky” and we are getting re
other one.”
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Even the big boss left :
wide open on Monday and landed ir Fellenbaum and Robert Zink, twice.
this Column. He and his barber-tree Te
{rimmer-mason - carpenter assistant NED'S IN KENTUCKY
were making a secluded nook! Among the 315 selectees who left
for iced beverages. It was to have/the New Cumberland Army Re-
a concrete top and after severaliception Center last week, to be-
hours of painstaking labor theit gin military training at fort Knox,
masterpiece was finished. BUT! his Kentucky, was Edward B. Heilig,
helper commented on the odd color sen of Dr. and Mrs. W. R. Heiiig,
of the concrete and when the bigof town.
boss investigated he found he had Sm ee
mixed ctone meal into the mixture Patronize Bulletin Advertisers.
irisiend of cement. = Emm
didn’t do anything but tear off the asked the proprietor. “No,”
whole table top and remake it __swered the applicant, “but I can
this time using cement. wade like heck.”
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an-
Farmprs lose land due to the
weather conditions but a farm is'3 barrel of fun with a pint.
one thing you can’t bring in out of & ss 5
dust or rain when you see it coming
So what's to be done about it?
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Speaking of a problem child.
here's a little incident that recently
made me chuckle. a prim, spinster
The boys from the Fire House aunt had just arrived at a local home
sure did themselves proud again The sweet(?) spoiled child of the
last Saturday, but believe you me'family was ushered into the living
they earned their prize. They had room and this scene followed:
to walk ecight and one-half miles $$ 40 89
before they got to the reviewing “Angel face, say hello to your
stand just two blocks from where aunt.” “I hate choo! I hate choo! I
they disbanded. It was no bicnic hate choo!” “Baby dumpling, that’s
but these lads can stand the gaff. Say hello to auntic.” “1
5 2% I hate choo! II hate
Little Bud let no grass grow un- choo!” “Please, snookums, for
der his feet. When Uncle Joe came momma's sake, say hello.” “I hate
for a visit, he immediately rushed choo! I hate choo! I hate choo!”
up to him with: “Uncle, make a “Listen pug ugly, say hello to your
noise like a frog.” aunt before momma knocks what-
“Why?” asked the old man. ever tecth you've got down your
not nice.
hate choo!
“Cause when I ask daddy for little - throat.” / “Why auntie dear,
anything, he always says, ‘Wait till when ‘did you arrive?” ...... Nice
your uncle croaks.” ........ These. goin’.
problem off-springs. ag, * x % * %
ee Remember girls — “Save your
A man six feet, eight inches tall breath if your boy friend's dull; it
applied for a job as life guard af takes more than air to fix a flat tire.
the Ironville Pool.“Can you swim?" A WISEOWL
and Katz, 6-4, 0-6, 6-1. Shipp and
defeated
Zink. 6-3, 5-7, 6-2.
H Fellenbaura and R. Zink, Mount
in the dents he defeated are Richard Ger-
No such luck ladies! berich, John Booth, Newton Kendig
Also a winner of
I know a lot of guys that can have}
SEZ:
book about the beauties’a the lady
~ [in the moon...this here book sed... |
“People what have never viewed the
: lady in the moon ain’t never seen
verse is...the lady in the moon is
the real likeness’a charm’'n beauty
n women-kind”..
in to find this her bewitchin’ per-
son... Years back I tried awful
life'la me I
out. ..jest
the
moon'n fer the
never make her
like a man in
vision.
My friend Jen sed che
some’'n help me figure it out with
looked
moon to
...So last night, when the moon
wuz awful full’'n big'n round, it wuz
<hinin’ down on my back yz
..Lookee,
...see! There she is
“Where, sed I...where’s lady
in the moon? I can’t make her out
nohow!”
sed Jen...there she is
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the
she... “Her head is lookin’ upwards
.. her hair is blonde. ..she has big
‘blue eyesn emily’ looks
as if she wuz jest gonn'a talk to a
body!”
lips she
Jen wuz a little crazy. ..I didn't sce
no blue eyes’n smilin’ lips in the
moon. . .it jest looked like a man in
the meon to me all the time...
pretty near a hour’'n fer the life'a
me I couldnt see her'n when Jen
ness she went home, givin’ it up fer
a bad job.
When I went to bed I pulled up
my window shade’n I set on the
chair beside the window’'n kept goz-
in” at the moon, lookin’ fer the
lady. ..till first thing I dropped off
to sleep sittin’ there. When I come
to, I gave one last look before craw-
lin’ and behold
there she wuz... smilin’
me with her blue eyes'n her
lips 'n pretty gold hairstreamin’ in
the breeze. she wuz as plain
into bed'n lo
down on
milin’
I wuz...'n the thougl
me, LO
sleepy as
overwhelmed
wuz tryin so hard to sce her'n then
when I didn’t try at’ all...there
wuz, 'n I jest thought to myself as
1 wuz droppin’ off to sleep...that’s
i the way it is in this here worl
body keeps lookin’ fer happine
the good things'a lif...
nt
think that I
ns! reall
right with them.
moon Wuz sure
‘awhile... but now every time I look
I can see her jest as plain....jest
| as plain!
Guess I wuz jest dumb, mebby!
LESTER MYERS IS BORO
MIBS CHAMPION
C. Casper Kreider, director of the
‘ tenth annual marbles’ tournament,
announced Wednesday the following
winners: Borough champion, Les-
ter Myers; runner-up, Marlin Frey;
Jr. champion, Charles Frey runner-
up, Paul Stark; girls’ champion,
Jean Loewen; runner-up, Nancy
Brown. Class champions crow
were: Dick Schatz, Tommy Germ
Clay Risser, Charles Frey,
Risser, Marlin Frey, Eugene Brown
and John Neff. Student
director
Rice and John Booth.
TH WILL DO (msi
A vou 7)"
GOOD UNLESS =)
AUNT MIN |
The other day I wuz readin’ in a
how really grand'n lovely the uni- |
CLE AE
It sounded awful pretty to me’n! .
I made up my mind to keep on try- |
hard to see this here lady in the
could |
my |
would |
her, fer while she kinda could see |
ihe lady, she never wuz quite sure |
lighin’ up the old scare crow’sstufi'n
Jen’n I got to work lookin’ fer this |
here awful nice lady in the moon |
her?’
Then Jen posed fer me to}
show me how the lady looked. Sed |
About that time I wuz convinced |
aot kinda provoked at my dumb-
as life... I couldn’t believe my eyes. |
all the time that they've got them |
Gus everything takes sum flgurin’ | ical
out...I know that there Lady in the |
hard to find fer |
Jay |
was Newton Kendig assisted by Lez |
ree 3» CSD PTY
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EXER
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rary
Typical of posters now being displayed in industrial plants
all over ithe nation are these four graphically descriptive ones
| recently released by “Appreciate America, Inc.” a non-profit
They are distributed free to plants, | Mrs. R.
patriotic organization.
stores and ciher establishments employing ony number of |
people.
Smallest Incorporated Town
The town of Dellview, N. C., owes
its incorporation to a band of dogs.
Davis P. Dellinger and his two
brothers ran a big poultry ranch.
: | Dogs used to raid the coops. The
We wuz workin’ on the thing for |
county laws did not seem to afford
enough protection. So Davis Dellin-
ger, who was also a lawyer, hit on
a plan to curb the depredations.
While county laws may or may
not have been lax in dealing with
the I i
towns were not. The Dellinger
ranged for the legislature to incor-
porate their huge ’h into a town
—a town of only eight inhabitants,
perhaps the smallest burg of its
kind. Then they enacted drastic
laws for the destruction of owner-
less dogs. They put those ordinances
into effect so vigorously that soon
the dog pack was wiped out.
Thi s in 1925. Later, the poul-
ven up, and the
ranch was turned into a farm for the
raising of hay and of vegetables.
But it was still a legally incorporat-
ed town; and with the same popula-
tion as at first.
stray dogs,
ar-
Origin of Slang Words
Although many
popular figures of speech are of un-
known origin, more than a few may
be traced to the classics and to
mythology, while others are found to
have rich historic and romantic
backgrounds.
Common expressions that are typ-
American include ‘‘anxious
seat,” which has a religious back-
ground; ‘‘tax per nose,” originated
with Odin, a legendary ruler of
Sweden, who assessed a tax of one
penny per nose; ‘‘well heeled,” is
a bird that has a good natural spur,
or a well-placed steel gaff; and the
picturesque ‘lock, stock and barrel”
was given to us by the early Amer-
ican settler whose most important
was his flintlock rifle,
possession
consisting of three parts, the lock, |
the stock and the barrel.
Glimpse of Old South
As the scene of one of the decisive
battles of the world, Vicksburg, last
{ stronghold of the Confederacy, of-
| fers the visitor a fascinating pic-
| ture of the South as it was and is
| today.
One of the nation’s longest and |
most beautiful scenic highways, U.S. |
16 (Ole Man River Trail), follows
the Mississippi to Vicksburg where
it junctions with another great trans-
continental highway, U.S. 80.
A sight not to be missed by the |
traveler is the Vicksburg National
Military park, best preserved and
most completely
battlefield in the world.
One look ‘at the towering bluffs, |
overlooking the greatest river in the
| world, and it is easy to understand |
why General Grant failed three
| times before he succeeded in break- |
| ing the Confederate stronghold.
Subscribe for the Bulletin,
rated |
slang words and
marked major
| IRONVILLE
church on ‘Thursday evening. The
Stimulate your business by adver-
tising in the Bulletin.
Tie Otterbein Guild met in the
sccial room of the Irenville U. B. v G. NISSLEY
FUNERAL
Mount Joy, Pa.
president, Miss Frances Mummaw,
SIMON P. NISSLEY |
|
tecck charge of the worship service,
: . |
after a business meeting, the host-, &— —
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Miss Bard, and the
Misses Frances, Carolyn and Sara
Jane Mummaw, served a delicious
luncheen to the Ruth
Staley, Dcrothy Cooper, Betty Ul-
a
anna
cs PAINTING
%, AND
following;
rich, Jean Kauffman, Janet and
Charlotte Forno, Lorzine Rettew, | ------ Prices
Ida Kleiner Fanny Siegler, Eliza-'
keth and Fornoff, Ruth Albright, R. B. RESCO N
Reba Rettew, Marion Spence, Dor- PHONE MT. JOY 907-R
(Gloria
othy Kemmici, Wagner,
Mary and Lois Young. | -
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AN, An /
PTF Never suy
Mr. and Mss. E. J. Dattisman and |
OF PEDDLER
Mr. and Mrs. ‘E. J. Datlisman, Jr, |
Wm. G. Dattisman, Miss Alvera |
Huge, all of Pitigskurgh, and Dr.
Clark E. Swail, of Colebrook, N. H. |
|
were week-end guests at the hom |
of Mr. and Mrs.
who were here fer
Melzger wedding.
Amos Mowrer, stalioned in the |
cavalry department at Camp Lee, |
Va., was visiting friends in the vil-|
Paul M. Metzger. |
the
Musser- |
lage over the week-end.
The Ironville U. E. C. E.
have a group attend the Mt. Gretna |
week |
will
suminer assembly for one
starting Wednesday a. m. The fol-
the |
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NOT WITH SUCH FINE
BARGAINS IN OUR
HOME NEWSPAPER~
lowing will he delegates from
C. E, Ruth Staley, Jean Albright, |
Betty and Marion Ulich, Rev. and |
G. Becktel and Children. |
Fhyllis and Bruce. |
Marion Ulrich and Paul Metzger
“Po. —
Colorado State Hospital
Helps to Pay Own Way
PUEBLO, COLO.—Colorado tax-
payers consider the state hospital
here one of the best money-makers
they have expended their money to
maintain.
A report of the financial board for
the last fiscal year shows that the |
hospital not only lopped $14,610 off i
| the tax expenses of the institution,
i but had provided constructive labor
for many patients and has provided
the 5,500 inmates
| with vegetables.
pital produced $20,319 worth of prod-
uce at a cost of $6,169—a saving of
$14,160 to the state. Included were
$10,083 worth of vegetables in sea-
use, $2,881 canned for winter con-
sumption and $1,485 surplus sold.
The canning factory turned out
62,896 cans of tomatoes, 45,090 of
of carrots.
| Omaha Girl Organizes
| 4
Club for Tall Pecple |g
OMAHA, NEB.—Organization of a | Fi
social club for tall men and women | £8
in Omaha is announced by Marie
Trea, 19, who is three-fourths of an
inch over six feet.
Qualifications for the club: men
must be at least six feet four inches
tall and not over seven feet; women
six feet to six feet four. Age limits
are 18 to 35 and any member marry-
ing a person under the height re-
quirements will be dropped auto-
matically.
Circulars distributed by Miss Trca
promised ‘‘picnics, hikes, dances,
wiener roasts and parties to make
the members the envy of all small
fry.”
There is no better way to boos!
your business than by local news
paper advertising.
O, MAMA, | WILL NOT
TAKE THE HOME
PAPER DOWN TO “THE
POST OFFICE AND BUY
A WRAPPER AND MAIL IT
TO OUR SON,JIMMY=BUT
=e I'M GOING
TO DROP
In TO THE
— TOUT
| 7d
OFFICE
AND
SUBSCRIBE
FOR JIMMY
AND THEN HE
WILL GEY THE
HOME PAPER
EVRY WEEK
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H amilton, Elgin and Waltham Waiches
trade in your old watch)
and employees i
Last year the gardens at the hos-
son, $5,689 stored in pits for winter |
string beans, 34,558 of peas and 2,000 | §
WATCH and CL
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MT. JOY, Ph.
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Lancaster
N. Franklin St, Opp. H. 5,
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Harricburg Pike, U. S. Rou
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Lititz
Lincoln Ave. & Apple St, twa
cast of N. Broad St
Manheim
S. Hazel St. neor U. 5. Asbesf§
east of Route 72
Mount Joy
Mt. Joy St, West of Barbora
one block north of Route 230.
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PA. SUNDAY, JUNE 22
MILITARY BAND
Concerts A on & Evening
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First-Aid For Common
Summer ills
Hints that wili come in bandy
round the house er when you go
op your rn are cffered in a
special by Mrs, Christine
Frederick, noted authority on house -
efficient. One of many fea-
tures in the June 29th issue of
TheAmericanWeekly
the big magazine distributed with thg
Baltimaore
unday American
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THURSDAY, JUNE 19
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MONDAY, JUI 23—2 FEATURES
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TUESDAY, JUNE 24-—2
Eddie Albegt—In—"Great
Also
Jane Withers—In—"Golde
NOTE—First feature starts at 6:45 P.
WED.—THURS., JUNE 25—/26
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