nr AEE - senger on am when tlantic in nroute to pected to word re- Rev. and lizabeth- y adver= ] he. The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Morning, June 19, 1941 MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY T celebrated their birthdzy on Satur- | (Tradn Mark (tex U 8 Par OMe dy, Such Things as Come With Spring cay. Charles, | Fornoff, Glenn Kauffman, Lather | Ulrich, Albert McCune and Mike | Bowers | | Beach Delaware and returned with | 55 fish, Services at the Ironville U. B.! church on Sunday: Sunday school at 9:30 a. m. Morning worship at 10:30 a. m. | by the pastor Rev. K. G. Becktel 4 Ce | Loll G S < Roy, Ephraim Leon, THERE'S ONE THING fewery were fishing at | Turn useless articles about your | home into cash. Advertise them ir cur classified column. MOUNT JOY NESTERS —BY—— 5 CONTIN 4 A WISE OWL“ Sianing W 1. PC Everybody that passed Shorty Mount Joy .......... # 3 88% Fngle’s house en Flag Day couldn’ Lancaster Wateh ..... 8 1 88 understand why the flag looked so Manheim ............ 17 7 708} odd. Being a true patriot, Shorty York Racquet ....... 18 9 .667 had hung it out in commemoration Park ....... 3S 9 su of the day, but it just didn't look York Outdoor ........ 6 12 3 Yight Lae... You know why? The Middletown .......... 8 19 2 stare were hanging at the bottom Harrisburg ........... 4 14 ‘ instead of the top. olumbia 2 16 111 £5 9 5 8 Eoncasier 0 9 .00C Saturday’s Scores Mount Joy 6, York Racquet 3. Rezervoir Park 4, Manheim 2. Other matches postponed, rain. Mount Joy youngsters defeated the strong York Racquet club, the defending championship team with Did you hear about the lady from 3 {5 3 victory to hold first place in town who receently attended her pe Inter-County Tennis League. 1st. horse race. She bet $2 on a pony, (On Saturday the town team will On:= of our young bloods says: “The trouble with traveling the straight and narrow highway is that you th fun on the side roads!” Could be. * - *® » : 1 miss all and when it came in last went 10 on the the strong Reservoir the betting window and asked if park team at Harrisburg. she didn’t get a booby prize cause her horse ran last, * 8 4 8 PI MOUNT JOY NETMEN DEFEAT YCRX ¢-3 Mc mnt Joy Handed York Racquet n € to 3 defeat on the Mount Joy courts thus holding first place in the Inter-County Tennis league. Singles—Dick Shipp, York Rac- Here's a little hint to husband: loaned from Judge ........ Women necd, without a doubt, Gricvances to brood about. They want husbands who will ctray From the straight and perfect way. They want husbands who will beat quet, defeated Frank Zink, 7-5, Tom 6-3. Eugene Crider, Mount Joy, Sometimes, or somehow mistreat defeated Fred Rudieill, 6-1, 6-8, 6-1. them John Fellenbaum, Mount Joy, de- "cated John Baker, 6-2, 6-2. Harold Mount Joy, defeated Constantine, 6-0, 6-0. Joe Germer, Do you like poetry? You do? Mount Joy, defeated Ka'z, 6-4, 2-5, Well then Here otic ‘16-1. Hutton, York Racquet, defeat- , then. cre’s a ies : Sb 2 +0, 6-4, 6-2. They sat alone in the moonlight. oh ooh 3 od atu Gore She :oothed his troubled brow. Doubles ay oe Dearest, I know my life's been fast mer. Mount Joy, defeated Rudisill But I'm on my last lap now, * 0» L I J So if you realy love her, sir Don’t be too darn good to her! 8% 8 Baker, Crider and Tt. York Racquet, And Rheems a bride then there's the guy {rom who got an invitation to give f i stan- a shower, so he took the Joy, defeated Hutton and Constan tine, 6-3, 6-9. soap. * ® ¥ * - There's only one sure way to keep CHARLES FIERSOL ot from going to sleep. Don’t GRADE TENNIS CHAMP The sixth annual Grade School Tennis Tournament has been com- sleted with Charles Picrsol, a pupil n the seventh grade, crowned grade He is also a win- your fe let your {oes turn in. * * * * According to a correspondent, the kindest husband around here is the one who says he will cut down his chool champion. appetite during hot weather co hin °F of the Paul Stern award. Stu- wife won't have to swelter kitchen. ...... sv ws and John Crider. sigh. 2 Paul Stern Award and runner-up ady to Piersol is John Crider, a seventh to try and come out alive from an- grader, who defeated Frank Germer David Morris and Ralph Hassinger Previou- winners in this tourna- himself ment were Frank Zink, twee Harold “We got through one holiday,” Bricky” and we are getting re other one.” * * * * x Even the big boss left : wide open on Monday and landed ir Fellenbaum and Robert Zink, twice. this Column. He and his barber-tree Te {rimmer-mason - carpenter assistant NED'S IN KENTUCKY were making a secluded nook! Among the 315 selectees who left for iced beverages. It was to have/the New Cumberland Army Re- a concrete top and after severaliception Center last week, to be- hours of painstaking labor theit gin military training at fort Knox, masterpiece was finished. BUT! his Kentucky, was Edward B. Heilig, helper commented on the odd color sen of Dr. and Mrs. W. R. Heiiig, of the concrete and when the bigof town. boss investigated he found he had Sm ee mixed ctone meal into the mixture Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. irisiend of cement. = Emm didn’t do anything but tear off the asked the proprietor. “No,” whole table top and remake it __swered the applicant, “but I can this time using cement. wade like heck.” * *® * - % » “« * * an- Farmprs lose land due to the weather conditions but a farm is'3 barrel of fun with a pint. one thing you can’t bring in out of & ss 5 dust or rain when you see it coming So what's to be done about it? - » Speaking of a problem child. here's a little incident that recently made me chuckle. a prim, spinster The boys from the Fire House aunt had just arrived at a local home sure did themselves proud again The sweet(?) spoiled child of the last Saturday, but believe you me'family was ushered into the living they earned their prize. They had room and this scene followed: to walk ecight and one-half miles $$ 40 89 before they got to the reviewing “Angel face, say hello to your stand just two blocks from where aunt.” “I hate choo! I hate choo! I they disbanded. It was no bicnic hate choo!” “Baby dumpling, that’s but these lads can stand the gaff. Say hello to auntic.” “1 5 2% I hate choo! II hate Little Bud let no grass grow un- choo!” “Please, snookums, for der his feet. When Uncle Joe came momma's sake, say hello.” “I hate for a visit, he immediately rushed choo! I hate choo! I hate choo!” up to him with: “Uncle, make a “Listen pug ugly, say hello to your noise like a frog.” aunt before momma knocks what- “Why?” asked the old man. ever tecth you've got down your not nice. hate choo! “Cause when I ask daddy for little - throat.” / “Why auntie dear, anything, he always says, ‘Wait till when ‘did you arrive?” ...... Nice your uncle croaks.” ........ These. goin’. problem off-springs. ag, * x % * % ee Remember girls — “Save your A man six feet, eight inches tall breath if your boy friend's dull; it applied for a job as life guard af takes more than air to fix a flat tire. the Ironville Pool.“Can you swim?" A WISEOWL and Katz, 6-4, 0-6, 6-1. Shipp and defeated Zink. 6-3, 5-7, 6-2. H Fellenbaura and R. Zink, Mount in the dents he defeated are Richard Ger- No such luck ladies! berich, John Booth, Newton Kendig Also a winner of I know a lot of guys that can have} SEZ: book about the beauties’a the lady ~ [in the moon...this here book sed... | “People what have never viewed the : lady in the moon ain’t never seen verse is...the lady in the moon is the real likeness’a charm’'n beauty n women-kind”.. in to find this her bewitchin’ per- son... Years back I tried awful life'la me I out. ..jest the moon'n fer the never make her like a man in vision. My friend Jen sed che some’'n help me figure it out with looked moon to ...So last night, when the moon wuz awful full’'n big'n round, it wuz AN, An / PTF Never suy Mr. and Mss. E. J. Dattisman and | OF PEDDLER Mr. and Mrs. ‘E. J. Datlisman, Jr, | Wm. G. Dattisman, Miss Alvera | Huge, all of Pitigskurgh, and Dr. Clark E. Swail, of Colebrook, N. H. | | were week-end guests at the hom | of Mr. and Mrs. who were here fer Melzger wedding. Amos Mowrer, stalioned in the | cavalry department at Camp Lee, | Va., was visiting friends in the vil-| Paul M. Metzger. | the Musser- | lage over the week-end. The Ironville U. E. C. E. have a group attend the Mt. Gretna | week | will suminer assembly for one starting Wednesday a. m. The fol- the | = NOT WITH SUCH FINE BARGAINS IN OUR HOME NEWSPAPER~ lowing will he delegates from C. E, Ruth Staley, Jean Albright, | Betty and Marion Ulich, Rev. and | G. Becktel and Children. | Fhyllis and Bruce. | Marion Ulrich and Paul Metzger “Po. — Colorado State Hospital Helps to Pay Own Way PUEBLO, COLO.—Colorado tax- payers consider the state hospital here one of the best money-makers they have expended their money to maintain. A report of the financial board for the last fiscal year shows that the | hospital not only lopped $14,610 off i | the tax expenses of the institution, i but had provided constructive labor for many patients and has provided the 5,500 inmates | with vegetables. pital produced $20,319 worth of prod- uce at a cost of $6,169—a saving of $14,160 to the state. Included were $10,083 worth of vegetables in sea- use, $2,881 canned for winter con- sumption and $1,485 surplus sold. The canning factory turned out 62,896 cans of tomatoes, 45,090 of of carrots. | Omaha Girl Organizes | 4 Club for Tall Pecple |g OMAHA, NEB.—Organization of a | Fi social club for tall men and women | £8 in Omaha is announced by Marie Trea, 19, who is three-fourths of an inch over six feet. Qualifications for the club: men must be at least six feet four inches tall and not over seven feet; women six feet to six feet four. Age limits are 18 to 35 and any member marry- ing a person under the height re- quirements will be dropped auto- matically. Circulars distributed by Miss Trca promised ‘‘picnics, hikes, dances, wiener roasts and parties to make the members the envy of all small fry.” There is no better way to boos! your business than by local news paper advertising. O, MAMA, | WILL NOT TAKE THE HOME PAPER DOWN TO “THE POST OFFICE AND BUY A WRAPPER AND MAIL IT TO OUR SON,JIMMY=BUT =e I'M GOING TO DROP In TO THE — TOUT | 7d OFFICE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR JIMMY AND THEN HE WILL GEY THE HOME PAPER EVRY WEEK | i Ee a | v H amilton, Elgin and Waltham Waiches trade in your old watch) and employees i Last year the gardens at the hos- son, $5,689 stored in pits for winter | string beans, 34,558 of peas and 2,000 | § WATCH and CL DON W. GORRECHT MT. JOY, Ph. SICO GASOLINE FDRG) 531 HER UNEXCELLED. Columbia 318 Cherry St, \ Elizabethto E. Summit GN one block east of open in November, SERVICE SS TATIONS In Lancaster County nover Sts, S. Route 230, Ephrata N. State & Pine Sts Gap On U. S. Route 30 ang S. Route 2227 Lancaster Lititz Pike & Keller AVS Opp. Stock Yards, on Ra Lancaster 850 S. Prince St, ''S. Rag Lancaster N. Franklin St, Opp. H. 5, open in November Lancaster Harricburg Pike, U. S. Rou Opp. old fair grounds. Lititz Lincoln Ave. & Apple St, twa cast of N. Broad St Manheim S. Hazel St. neor U. 5. Asbesf§ east of Route 72 Mount Joy Mt. Joy St, West of Barbora one block north of Route 230. Quarryville W, State St, on U. 5. Route 222 ock Independent 0i} Co ior Fass and Health AT THE GE FARMS SWIMMING ELIZABETHTOWN Rates Reasonable Telephone 236-R-4 Pool Open Every Day 12 N. te 9 P. M. SPRINGS PARK PA. SUNDAY, JUNE 22 MILITARY BAND Concerts A on & Evening RESERVED Si? C BATHING! CLEAN! SAFE! OPEN AIR MOVIES—Nightiy Excepl Sunt Dancing—Roller Skating—Rides “Bring The Family And Spend The Day” TG 1 ie < ETC EVENINGS J O Y MATINEE SATURDAYS AND THEATRE | wie 2:00 P. M. Mount Joy, Pa. hold —~ Ce First-Aid For Common Summer ills Hints that wili come in bandy round the house er when you go op your rn are cffered in a special by Mrs, Christine Frederick, noted authority on house - efficient. One of many fea- tures in the June 29th issue of TheAmericanWeekly the big magazine distributed with thg Baltimaore unday American On Sale at All Newsstands AND LINTELS MACADAM for Driveways, Garages & Walk Phone: Res. 903R14 Quarry 903R15 MOUNT JOY, PA. THURSDAY, JUNE 19 RETTA YOUNG—ROBERT PRESTON—IN— LADY FROM CHEYENNE” )»—“THE D/ONNE QUINTUPLETS’ —SAT., JUNE 20-21 WILLIAMSPOWELL—MYRNA LOY—IN— “LOVE CRAZY” MONDAY, JUI 23—2 FEATURES Cesar Romero—In—"R&gmance of The Rio Grande” + A Eagene Pallette—In— TUESDAY, JUNE 24-—2 Eddie Albegt—In—"Great Also Jane Withers—In—"Golde NOTE—First feature starts at 6:45 P. WED.—THURS., JUNE 25—/26 Lew ‘Ayres—Licnel Barrymore—In “PEOPLE vs. DR. KILDARE” X 1 0 A i SATURDAY MATINEE ONLY 5 CH! [ER NO. 2 “ CAPTAIN } (RVEL” ide Kelly Ride” FEATURES Nobody” ofs™ CONFUCIUS SAY EVEN ELEPHANT FORGET MAN WHO ¥ NEVER 2