Ii ou ever r! ht y ¥ ¥ go * The Bulletin, Mount Joy, Lancaster County, Pa., Thursday Morning, October 17, 1940 SB Ve A WISE OWL Herz it is Farm Show time and believe you me I always have my- a good time. All these lassies in town every hot dogs hamburgs and lots of good things to cat. Oh, boy! * evening, *® * * * A downtown hubby upped to his wife and bellowed, “These trousers wear And that reminds d to go thro- His wife re- Its stainless like iron. ’ aren’t you ashame my pockets?” “Certainly not! me ugh pliad, steal!” * ¥ * 0% Which reminds us that nowadays Wome at leisure, * 1 marry - * * - Here's a honey some kind reader sent uz and we sure do appreciate it We hear that Bill Dellinger and Chet Bailey went to last | to attend the | the man’s name o. k., but it slarted Zeller Saturday afternoon in haste and repeat | MESCAL IKE By S.L. HUNTLEY Not the F orward Type WHAT'S IN FROM HIS BOY, TUBBY, AW, 1 MEAN IN WIS STUDIES CHIN NMS STUDIES HE'S Lolly Gags << Dr. R. M. Balderson OPTOMETRIST 85 E. Main St. MT. JOY, PA a] Me EYES EXAMINED Dr. Harold C. Killheffer PALMYRA, PA. Palmyra Bank Building Mon., Tues., Wed. and Fri, pio iz’ MC Tao 8 RM OPTOMETRIST 7 to Phone 8 MANHEIM ELIZABETHTOWN 15 E, High St Telephone 24-R Tues., Fri., Sat 163 S. Charlotte St. Telephone 11-J Mon., Wed., Thurs. MOUNT JOY 85 East Main Street Thur, 9:30-12:30—1:30-5:30 Good Letter, I Sez To Myself” We wuz havin’ a meetin’ of the rext meetin'?” Sure, sez’ that's nuthin’! [When I got home I started in | thinkin’ I'd better get that letter writ so’s the man would have time to collect his thoughts fer his speech. I got out my penn ink from the, | top shelf’a my star ted} in. {in botherin’ me whether I ought’a’ Brown-Light wedding, but got «in : the wrong church... however, they |say “Dear Mr. Smith...... Dear discovered their plist in time to |Brother Smith'er had I oughta | get to™hg right church in time to say Brother Missionary... S rice flying........ | Better late theManever, they say. LE LE sce Now come the rub! What ought According to a certain father, in|" body say next!...... fer instance, & this vicinity, most all schools arc |cught I tell him we'd been havin’ finishing schools. They about finish |= hard time gettin’ speakers'n up the bank balance. knowin’ he must be kind-hearted oR WER ler else he wouldn't be a mission- At this time of the year most | ary, ‘er sumpin’ like that, we hoped’ folks wonder what colleges offer be- | he'd come’n give us a talk about sides Saturday football games. [all them starvin’ Armenians’n' $2 072 | things? Tee ’er should I say Cappy Mumma says that ‘“the|knowin’ as how he’s a good talker baby who didn’t learn to talk un- | we'd like to hear neighbor he is and she can’t afford.” ..We agree 100 percent, * * = *x According to Pete Ellis: “Life is jusi one tank cf gasoline after an- other * * * * Was ta Donegal just how 1 listening on king Springs way and I know he feels. He explains: ys feel pretty after to some of the dumb an- intelligence pro- grams”... .... But we've had, cur c¢go put back in place. We tuned in on “Information Please.”........ We feit like Freshman. * * * * alw smart SWers these * eminent finally “the such a thing 1 can buy «i make cents to you? Our cuter clusion that, ha reason why alimony ha.e as 1 on? because you Docs that “problem-figurer- | we | to a fellow from out! I settled with sayin’ “Dear Brother Mission- ary Smith” 'N it looked o. k. a good speech till she was four, is a woman who ds | like he could give. “afaking up for lost time new... J tore up pretty near a half, $2 9. 2. | tablet of writin’ paper!...... It wuz! A Salunga papa avers that: “A|growin’ latern later’n words kept, w 1 never knows what she | comin’ harder'n harder....... Fer or clse she wants what her | {land sakes, Min, thinks I...... ain't | you smart enough to write to a ris missionary! Then I got [my dutch up’n I got right eloquent 'n stuck in fancy words'’n stufi'n I sent it off in the letter box'n went to bed. Next mornin’ I read over my rough copy’a what I wrote that missionary’n thinkin’ it's she started in readin’, sayin’ “Dear Brother Missionary Smith...... I pen these here few words frum the bottom’a my heart, fer knowin’ as how's you been mixed up with the heathen fer so many years, we invite you to spend a evening | come to the ccn- | | is | It | gots some gais an awful lot of dol- | lars * * ® * One of our * lovely blondes asked her brunctte girl friend: “Do you think I ought to let my hair grow?” And the brunette meowed: “Yeah! Right down over. your face.” * * * * 0% You know, a womans’s face used to be her fortune. Now it's the druggists. * =x = * = Say, you old married men, here's something for you to read and give thought. ...... We've been told thai the ticuble with a lot of marriages ic: “Hubby is so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets to bring home the applesauce.”....And those too old to ehjoy gals are never a little flaitery. * * 0% * ® Wo know a gal who's so dumb that <he thinks a grass widow is a woman whose husband ran off with a Hula daficer. : rr Just had a etter from some folks wer Marietta. way who celebrated cheir silver wedding anniversary They received a great deal of lovely silver, so much so in fact, the gent’s Scotch uncle sent them some silver polish as his gift. * * » * * with us. We know sumpin’ about them poor starvin’ Arm- eniansn stuff, but maybe you can tell us more’n it might help some of us to refrain frum so much luxury’n eatin’ if we get a idea of how some poor couls would be disgusted if they'd see us eatin’ at our covered dish suppers. We will have a big turnout fer to greet you’n hope you will get here safe’n sound. The ladies’ll give a nice set out when your done talkin’. With lovin’ throught: to you'n all the other heathen, I am Your friend, Min Buncle.” ——- TIMELY PRUNING SUGGESTED When to prune apples trees for results is answered in a new circular issued by the agricultural extension service of the Pennsyl- vania State College. It called “Pruning, Apple Trees in Pennsyl- varia,” and may be obtained from the Agricultural Publications Office, Siate College, Pa, ttre CF best is Drying and pulverizing onions for shipment abroad is proving success- ful in Ttaly. Al Ar Haiti is making it easier for tourists to bring their automobiles. his wife and told her to go sit on a tack.” So, she called his bluff by finding herself a boy friend as hard as nails and sat on his lap,........ Just as hubby ordeded. * 0% * - * Some people are like most taxi Bill says: “Opportunity knoelds for every man, but a woman gets a ring.” | * * * » An E'town hubby had a spat with drivers. They go through life just everything. , And any pondering pretty swell, I let Jen read it out loud'n' MOUNT JOY BOOTERS Aunt Min: | BLANK DONEGAL, 2-0 “That Wuz a Purty Teams W. L. T Pts. ao JOY 4 2 0 Manheim Township 2 1 2 6 East Donegal .... 3 2 0 6 East Hempfield .. 1 2 2 4 |Manheim Boro ... 0 3 2 2 The Mount Joy High School soc- id : cer team defeated East Donegal | missionary society at our church | pou nship 2.0 on the Maytown | 4 - 1 05 i oer night'n up'n speaks the | ie 1d, Friday, to break the first- | agen ree 2 Min Buncle, wi {place tie which existed between | you ind y wilie ms here for- the Wo Sign n te ol to} Robert Germer scored on a pass come'n give us a speech, fer our! i from the wing and James Eshleman scored on a penalty kick first period of the game to give the Red and White the winning mar- Coach Kreider used his en- tire squad of 19 players in winning | gin. the game. Mount Joy (2) East Denegal (0) | {Hawthorne Gavia os Nies | Fellenbaum hPa Koser RE ......c.ons Leas Mumma ..... BH Stoner tae C. H Oberholtzer Zimmerman .'R. H. ..... Charles Zerphey 20 OL Barr Beamenderfer . I. L. .... C. White Eshleman C.F a D. White Brown ...... LR. ...... Johnson Cermer OR. ....o0n0 Smith Score by periods: unr JOY ........ 2 0 0 0-2 AST DONEGAL .. 0 0 0 0—0 Substitutes: Mt. Joy — Stoner, Zink, Halgren, Leib, M. Brown, R. Erown, Breneman, Roberts. East Donegal—Boltz, R. Barr, McMul- len, Haines, Yohn, Tshudy. Goals: Mt. Joy—Germer, Eshle- man. Referee: Horst; timekeeper, Koch- | enour; time of periods, 12 minutes; scorekeeper, Bender. ———— een The Low Down | From Hickory Grove has not Anybody who , drifting along and much attention to what is going on down on the prodigal Potomac, they | can now read the New Census fi-| gures—and commence to ponder. paying should start pronto. After Nov. it will be a useless kind of occupa- tion. The census figures tell the story— ac the nose on Mr. Durante’s face. Of the 48 states and the Dis- | trict of Columbia, the Champion | gainer in population is the District] of Columbia. In 10 years the pop- | ulation there, has increased 36 per- cent. And brother, every one of these folks are on your payroll. And none of ‘em Pre anything un- 11 producing plain Jess maybe ycu can ca their expen: account each month | as producing something. We gained 7 percent in population! in the whole U. 8. A. in 10 years, but it now takes 36 per cent more | A WISE OWL Horner defeated Gemberling 93-81; in the | {M been kinda too | to be done. | 5th STALEY W. J. Staley afternoon by captur the 25 Birds—Doubles 75 Birds—16 W. J. Staley, Salunga .......... 72 | Jim Kendig, Lancaster ........ 45! 50 Birds—16 Yards {W. J. Staley, Salunga .......... 49, Joe Cooper, Salunga .......... 42 { Irvin Shelly, Lancaster ........ 40 {Jim Kendig, Lancaster ........ 32] | Paul light, Reistec Md. .. 32 | Daniel Fackler, Salunga ...... 29 4 !H. A. Finney, Lanca |C. G. Spangler Ironville ........ Landisville | F. M. Ford, Silver Springs ..... Yards { Christian Herr, | 25 Birds—16 | W. J. Staley Salunga {Joe Cooper, Salunga , of Salunga, ing es Yar rvin Murray, Lancaster aster > | Irvin Shelly, “Lancaster | Jerome Ginter, Silver Springs .. 21| { Marvin Gable, Columbia ....... 21 AGAIN TRIUMPHS i IN GUN SHOOT featured { the Hempfield Farmers’ and Sports- 8 I men’s Asscciation trap shoot Sunday 5C : and 25 Bird events and trying for} with Irvin| |] Shell of Lancaster at 20 each. the 75, ds | Farl Ginder, Landisville ........ 19] | Paul Light, Reistertown, Md. 19 Mervin Murry, Lancaster ...... 17] C. G. Spangler, Ironville ...... 16} Roy Fuhrman, Silver Spring ... 15! Daniel Fackler, Salunga ........ 15 Milton Miller, Salunga ........ 13] H. A. Finney, Lancaster ...... 3 Daniel Ficher, Silver Springs ....12 Christian Herr, Landisville .... 12 F. M. Ford Silver Springs ...... 10 | George Cush wa, Lancaster ...... 10 11. BE. Way, 10 A. a, Reisterstown, Md. .. 8 | Paul Mease, Landisville ........ 5 25 Rirds—Dcubles W, J. Staley, Salunga ........ 20 { Irvin She lly, Lancaster ........ 29 | —— TB THE INTER-COUNTY TEN PIN LEAGUE Mt. Jey Monarchs {Barnhart ...... 192 163 186— 541 | Spangler ...... 195 192 151— 538 {Kramer 193 186 153— 537] Good -.......... 194 184 203— 1 Yours 198 177 201— 576 | Totals ,..... 977 902 8942773 ; of Ephrata Moyer. ........: 166 209 142— 3517 Hoover ....... 214 198 224— 636, | Sweigart ...... 144 198 166— 508 Kern .......... 133 179 183— 495 {Brunner ...... 174 177 180— 531 Mount Joy Pin Foys Vogel defeated Weber ...... 831 961 895: 2687 Mt. Joy Fire Co. iSehroll 178 201 171— 550 Eshleman 202 165 172— 3539 Max .....:..... 144 152 213— 509 H. Mateer 164 193 156— 513 {J. Mateer 199 178 153— 530 Totals 887 889 865—2642 Elizabethtown {Stuckey ...... 236 179 216— 631 Coble ......... 237 169 Anderson ..... 183 201 Alwine 160 196 Heck ......... 174 226 Toials -...... 990 971 985- 2046 MT. JOY PIN BOYS DEFEAT THE GIRLS 83- { an electro-encephalograph, : hibited by its designers, | Brain Tumor Detected With Electric ‘Brain’ An electrical “brain” that ana- lyzes the human brain—determining whether the owner is mentally ill and the nature of the illness, and detecting the presence and defining | the location of a brain tumor—re- cently attracted the attention of doe- tors at the scientific exhibition of the American Medical association in 9' Seattle. The device, technically known as was ex- Dr. Fred- W. G. Lennox and Grass of the Boston City | eric A. Gibbs, A. M hospital. The electrical brain detects and records the waves that are generat- ed by millions of tiny ‘“dynamos’’ in the human brain, sorts them out according to wave length and en- ergy and draws a spectrum’of them so that the scientists can analyze the contents of a brain. Discovery of the method of analy- { sis was announced a year ago by the Boston City hospital seientists and since they have studied thousands of i brains, ill and normal, and have dis- covered that the principal peak in the spectrum curve gives an index of the mental state of the individual. Schizophrenia, the disease of split personality, has a principal wave frequency of 10 per second, and the epileptic, when a shock is approach- | ing, moves the principal wave fre- quency to 9 per seccnd. The normal person, Dr. Gibbs ex- plained, has a brain wave spectrum ranging from 1 to 50 waves per second, with the greater amounts of energy in the energy shifts from the higher to the lower frequencies. “The brain can be likened to a great electrical network into which a great many powerhouses are con- ducting electricity, each one at a different frequency. Some of them | flare up to great strength and others | die down. We can’t see the poiwer- houses, but by measuring the volt«)} age of each frequency we can tell | at which powerhouse there has been some change in haps, what caused it. Innocent Suspects Freed After Lie Detector Tests Lie detector tests were recently described as of primary importance | as well as ex- | to innocent persons, tremely valuable in the disclosure of those with guilty consciences. Detective-Lieut. Harold Mulbar, lie detector expert for the state po- lice in Michigan, revealed that the | | | polygraph tests last year cleared half of the suspects who submitted to them. ‘Of 222 suspects, 111 were cleared, 98 were found to indicate decep- tion, 49 made confessions and the other 13 were of a mentality which could not be tested adequately,” he said. Mulbar confirmed an International City Managers’ association report that the lic detector is an economi- cal device. He estimated that it eliminated $25,000 worth of police investigation in 1938. people in Washington, to watch us | 144 178 454] The association report declared | Anybody who has “~n thinking |K 146 iz ii that lie detectors are standard po- | oda 7 3 130 50 503) lice equipment now in 15 cities, sev: | hatever is trou yr us will x ! Wir S, S hat w a etal wi Beil 131 144 485) en states including Michigan and | blow over, anc e srysung ae 159 157 486] the federal bureau of identification. 0. K,, and young ue 381 ev ao It Evanston, Ill, and Wichita, | gonna need some nice cracked ice | 937 = 152 242% gan., all applicants for police jobs for his brow, on November 6th. bes Mount Joy Oi ma must take the tests. In East Cleve- Yours with the low down | Dr iz 142 4311 land, tests are given all appli- lO Gli er | Barnhart ...... 147 “o| cants for civil servic itions. Er Mgt 124 150 169 443] vil service position CHARLES VOGEL WINS Warner ...... 126 100 125 351] Tr 2 5 3| QUOIT CHAMPIONSHIP Parson .....: 126 las 18 Pronunciations Differ Charles Vogel, of Lancaster, an- Gn. Tet 2056, In Quebec they spell it Joliette. 1 690 657 709 205 nexed the senior quoit pitching, DS Most of the towners call it Jollyet 4 nd: but a few ritzed it to Zholy-aye. In tournament at Maytown Friday ELIZABETHTOWN DEFEATS Wisconsin there is a burg lies evening when he downed Howard MT. JOY PIN BOYS rr oe Dr 1 Ye finals) Tey Din Boy Allouez. Natives say Al-o-weez. Pur- Horner, of ig town, in the final rp Mount oy I in Ho No a0g| ists claim it should be Al-o-way. 50-0 and 50-30. The tourney, ctag2d | Sheaf Yep 0... I = i pre In Egypt, one would say Ky-ro: in connection with the East Done- [ai Fae 152 134 118 404] but the division point on the Illinois Larsen Jo oJ 1 ” ic Eg >, gal Fair, attracted a field of eis gh- | Miller Se 129 143 112 384 Central is If you are Lg 44 122 213 479) buying a ticket in Peor to the oon, | Parson a 4 1 > oi adjacent Mason county town you 3 en 8 a I vias ounty yc Paul Toto Sound defeated | 749 733 708 ore ask for a ducat to San Joz. If the Harty Winterling, ‘Lancaster, 57-48; E-Town transaction is made at San Francis- Carl Weber, Penryn, defeated Reu- | Dicken 170 168 175 | co for transportation to the main id Fellenbaum Mount Joy 86-69. BY 152... A358 town of Santa Clara county the pro- : 3 aed ines ae 18 1 ciation is San Hosey. Second Recund e 182 163 177 | nunci Arthur Nagley, Lancaster, defeat- | 15 18) 165 i Layfee-et might horrify an alum- ed Lawrence Barnhart, Maytown, | sh. kaa. 206 177 214 597) nus of the Sorbonne, but it'll get 85-46: Earl Eshleman, Mount Joy, ! | Eckir Th 177 165 342) you where you want to go if you | defeated Henry Sweitber, Salunga I —_— peg are headed for the Wabash settle- 2-79: Marshall Gemberling, Mount | 900 853 884 2637| ment . Perhaps lexicographers would Joy defe eated Frank Weichel, Lan- | A } | hold out for Terra Hote but most caster, 95-63; Howard Horner, May-| Len Uruguay recently called for| Vigo county folk still call it Terry town, defeated Harold Engle, metas | volumes for military training ov er Hut. town, 76-37; Pete Flora, Lancaster th cenondad. ‘within 2} defeated Raymond Blessing, May- | 770 000 youths respond if y town, 80-51; Charles Vogal, Lan. f few days caster, defeated Norman Miller, Sa- | remem i {unga, 73-31; Robert Houseal, May- | Pats ronize Bulle town, defeated Irvin Smith, Mortis “8 = | Joy, 57-19; Weber defeated Metzgar | voc] def 75-43. 3 defeated Houseal 78-41. Quarter Finals | Semi Finals i Nagley defeated E:hleman 84-565] pine: defeated Nog | lower frequencies. | When abnormal conditions arise the ! activity and, per- This fast {Hand Soap has sold in the to 15 years. Territory now open. Inquiries welcome. | Connecticut. Can, Hartford, [Conn COUNTY LOOP HOCKEY SCORES THURSDAY The East Donegal, East Hemp- i field and Lititz High school hockey | teams annexed victories in the Co- 'unty High School League Thurs-' day afternoon. | Anna Mary Hawthorne scored all | the goals as the East Donegal lassies® Sat. 1:30-5:30—6:30-7:30 Evenings by appointment In Manheim > I JH YO ~<A VL J wim 11 br Samuel N. Stauffer CRUSHED & BUILDING STONE CONCRETE BLOCKS, SILLS, AND LINTELS MACADAM for Driveways, Garages & Walks ATTENTION GUNNERS! Try Out Your Guns Before Hunting Season at the .-... Phone: Res. 903R14 Quarry 503R15 Rheems Fire Co’s | handed Mount Joy thejr second straight loop loss by a 5 to 0 re- sult. East Hempfield scored twice in i each period to blank West Lampeter 14 to 0 while Lititz edged out Manor Township by a 3 to 1 score. Mt. Joy (0) East Donegal (5) Ww. MOUNT JOY, PA. Brown ...... Li Wi ....H Tressler Miller ...... eR has Rice {Hostetter .... C. F. .... Hawthorne Fellenbaum “RoR Schroll Hendrix RW ........ Yohn Garber ..... Le FL ........ Heisey {Witmer ...... CH... Weiser Edwards .... R. H....... Bostic Smith. ...... .......... Nies Hipple RF ...... Eshleman ‘Balmer ..... GK: 5... Kendig | Score by periods: MOUNT JOY .............. 0 0-0 EAST DONEGAL ......... 4 1-5 | Substitutes : East Donegal — Heimel. Mt. Joy—Eby, Warter, Bennett. | Goals: Hawthorne 5. Referee: Dorothy Sponaugle; | timekeeper, Ropka, Hiestand; time {of periods, 15 minutes; scorekeep- ers, Sears, White. We Practice All Branches Of Dentistry X-Ray Service Open Mon, Wed., Fri. Till 8 F. M. HOW ARE YOUR SHOES! DON'T WAIT TGO LONG BRING THEM IN City Shoe Repairing Co. 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET LANCASTER, PENNA. 2 Jobbers And Peddlers brand of moving area around Philadelphia up ‘SHOOTING WE HAVE..... QUALITY MEATS KRALL'S Meat Market MATCH Fri. Nite, Oct. 18 at the RHEEMS FIRE HOUSE for TURKEYS, DUCKS and CHICKENS Factory-loaded Shells Fur- West Main St., Mt. Joy nished on the Grounds. MATINEE J O Y EVENINGS SATURDAYS SHOWS AND 7 AND 9:00 P. M. HOLIDAYS T 4 I AT R E SATURDAYS 2:00 P. M. o P.M Mount Joy, Pa. HEALTHFULLY AIR - CONDITIONED THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17 JANE WITHERS—in— "GIRL FROM "AVENUE A" EXTRA ! !| CAVALCADE OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS FRIDAY - SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18 - 19 HENRY FONDA—in— "THE RETURN OF FRANK JAMES" (IN TECHNICOLOR) MONDAY, OCTOBER 21 | TUESDAY, OCTOBER 22 — CASH NIGHT! ANN SOTHERN DOUBLE FEATURE '! No. 1, Gene Autry in “Carolina Moon” ,, | No. 2, “Manhattan Heart MAISIE Beat” WEDNESDAY - THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23 - 24 JAMES STEWART—ROSALIND RUSSELL—in— "NO TIME FOR COMEDY " CHAPTER NO. 6 EXTRA! "GOLD RUSH EE | | “ADVENTURES OF RED RYDER” 10c Comic Books To All Kiddies ! COMMUNITY EXHIBIT SPECIAL — FREE — 1 SET RINSE TUBS And 1 CASE RINSO WITH 9-5-12t Broadcasting Pictures Kelvinator o Dexter Washer LESTER E. ROBERTS ELECTRICAL STORE MOUNT JOY By Thought Waves sat staring at random at members of a How a “Human Transmitter” in a studio, photographs while psychic society turned their minds to him to prove that telepathy ex- FARMERS INN HOTEL ists. The results of this demon- stration are related in the October 27th issue of TheAmericanWeekly the big magazine distributed with the Baltimore Sunday American On Sale at All Newsstands! UST A LIL ACT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION WHILE WE PUT IN A PLUG” FOR OUR SLIPER-( SUPERS TERRIFIC JOB Zila!) > PRINT INGLE Ao 20 OPPOSITE STOCK YARDS OYSTERS in all Styles Also CLAM SOUP Friday & Saturday Steamed Clams - - - WE SPECIALIZE IN - - - Home Made Chicken Corn Soup ALL KINDS OF SANDWICHES {OLD BEER, WINES & LIQUORS Home Made Baked Beans BAR-B-Q SANDWICHES also FRESH SHRIMP
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