istry er a mil eporting grateful ordeals, 2 's our open. h you. n. See w you )wn a THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 1939 Mount Joy Inter-Co. Tennis Champs Ply, Pl ayground Back Row—Richard Divet, Fellenbaum. John Schroll, Donald Somer and John Front Germer, Eugene Crider, Franklin Zink. ee OWL LAHFS WISE OWL A “Toots” Mateer can’t remember the name of the Fire Company that won first prize at Oxford last Fri- day nite. So, when anyone asks him who won the prize he calmly answers Cheszoslavakia instead of Conshohocken. This is Kulpy’s own little master piece. There are meters irochaic, And meters Iambic, And meters of musical fone. But ths meter That's sweeter, and neater, Completer, Is to meet ’er in the moonlight Alone A Florin lady met a local ac- quaintance in at Eshleman Bro- thers. The former inquired: “Do you always pick your hubby's clothes?” And the other lady an- swered: “Oh, no. Just his pockets.” Met “Red” Metzler’s Spouse in at Brubakers buying some elastic. I asked her what it was for and she told me she’s sewing a chin strap on Red's Firemen hat so that he stops loosing it after every parade; On the Sea of Matrimony, it’s friendship, courtship, and battle- ship. It’s not all clear sailing..... At least that's what the boys tell Me. Now I wouldn't know cause my ship was sunk long ago. A gushing bride met her hubby at the door last Saturday and elat- ed exclaimed: “Look, honeybug,” I saved $2.19 out of the week's allow- ance this week.” Surprised and pleased, hubby said “Why, that’s splendid! How did you do it?” And wifie explained: “One of the installment collectors didn’t show VP iar Isn't she a smart little thing? Some girls paddle their own cances, while others just drift. That certain lady on Marietta St. “Wh=n a girl boasts that she has a wonderful husband, that’s just beginner’s luck.” says: the world would I even this parti- cular man lives for his >wn safety, because when asked to ex- plain what he meant when he said “his wife's a regular circus” he explained: Not for tell you what street on The local tennis hs Inter-County Tennis Cham- pionship on Saturday, when they defeated Harrisburg by a score of 610 3. ot The local team won the league with fifty-nine games and lost twenty-one, while Manheim who finished in the runner-up position and Harrisburg Club, third place. were mn This record is one which the boys should be proud, and is the best record ever made in the lea- gue, i% sk Although this is the third year for the Mount Joy lads in the league, it is the first time they won it. The team is entirely composed of Mount Joy boys. They started the season with only one defeat at the hands of Manheim and have won every game since that time. They are the youngest team in the league, which is composed of seven players. The first man the team this year was John Fell- enbaum, second, Eugene Crider, third, Franklin Zink, fourth, Joe (ermer, sixth, John Schroll and seventh, Manager Donald Somers. Few people realize the excep- toinal tennis material we have lo- cally, But followers of the sport can verify that it has placed Mount Joy on the “sport map.” on The team record is as follows: Mount Joy Opponents 3 Manheim 6 7 Middletown 2 1 York Racquet 2 9 York Outdoor 0 5 Reservoir Park 4 8 Lanc. Watch 1 9 Columbia 0 5 Lancaster 3 6 Harrisburg 3 59 Totals 21 The individual records are as follows: Singles Doubles Total WL WL WL Franklin Zink 9 0 7 2 16 2 Joe Germer 92 351 1 3g Richard Divet 7 2 6 2 13 4 Eugene Crider 6 3 7 2 13 5 Jno.Fellenbaum 5 4 7 1 12 5 John Schroll . 6 2 1 2 7 4 Don Somer 1 5 3 5 4 Bud Fellenbaum 0 0 0 1 0 1 MOUNT JOY 6 HARRISBURG 3 Singles: H. Simmons, Harrisburg, defeated Fellenbaum, 6-2, 6-1. Dr. Eisen, Harrisburg, defeated Crider, Mount Joy, 6-3, 7-9, 6-1. Zink, Mount Joy, defeated Zieg- ler, 6-2, 6-3. Divet, Mount Joy, defeated Pow- ell, 7-5, 6-2. Germer, Mount Joy, defeated Irwin, 6-2, 6-3. Schroll, Mount Joy, defeated Swab, 6-4, 3-6, 6-3. Dcubles: Eisen and Simmons, Harrisburg, defeated Crider and Zink, 6-0, 8-6. Divet and Fellenbaum, Mount Joy, defeated Ziegler and Irwin, -9, 6-3, 6-1. Somer and Germer, Mount Joy, defeated Buser and Swab, 7-5, 4-6, 6-2 my business.” But the Mt. Joyian persisted: “Well, how’s business?” Then there's the wife from near She's as big as a tent, acts lke a clown, chatters like a monkey, and | is always parading down Mair St.” mis Does that explan? A surly fellow from Marietta, met an acquaintance from ‘town, and the latter asked:” How's your Maytown who calls her husband “Little - Sir Echo” because he al- ways came back to her. Maybe it's better to be a poor man digging ditches than a rich man ditching diggers. Could be. A WISE OWL wife?” The fellow snapped: ‘That's team captured MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, 1. ANCASTER CO. PA. News , ‘JOE. MOORE, Director The Mount Joy Playground Cen- tennial Baseball Leagua closed its 1939 season last Thursday. Jim 'Shatz’s team was declared the champion by virtue of having won | | | | ‘both the first and second half | titles. Friday the playground team journeyed to Lititz only to be de- {feated by the Lititz Playground by la score of 15-14. The boys are [hoping for a better game Tuesday Mount Joy field. The box score: {afternoon when Lititz plays on the | = D0 YOU KNOW WHY - -- They Can Tell by the Features ? “ INTERNATIONAL CARTOON CO., N.v. 781 Drawn for this paper By Fisher HE SRY . e THESE ENES INDICATE HONESTY (MeNBE) EAR OF a Maw TROVBLE O W(TH 2 NN cop FEET 2 a THESE ARE THE LAMPS OF A SHE&WING DISPOSITION — PERHOAS 9) “= THESE OPTICS ORE THOSE OF @ REGULAR. 4UY. sure! EAR OF a PERSON wi LOVES E THIS HaND BELON4S TO - A TEMPERAMENTAL CUSS = 4RAVE DIGGERS ANIMAL TRAINERS OND SO FORTH LUNCH HOOK OF 6 HOD CARRIER OR MANUFORTURER 7% <*> MOUTH OF aN INDIVIDUAL WHO CHEWS WITH HIS OR HER TEETH NOSE Of & PERSON WHO DOES NOT DRINK. WATER COFFEE TER OR GRAPE JUICE un” THIS 1S THE MOUTR' OF @& 4UN WHO BREATHE S THROUGH HIS LUNGS gEaw. OF & Guy WHOSE NOSE 1S (NY ERONT OF HIS BOCK OF THIS BIRDS NECK INDICATES & FLESHY PERSON MICKIE SAYS— TH' HOME TOWN PAPER! EXTRA! EXTRA! | NO MURDERS! NO CRIME! | | MT. JOY AB.R.H.O.A.E. Breneman, ss-c .. 4 3 2 1.1 1 Archer, 2b-ss ‘5 1 13:3 1 Hawthorne, ¢c-2b . 4.1 276 1 0 Lockwood, p-1b . 4 1 1 1 2 1 Showalter, 3b 4 2.1 0.0 1} Fellenbaum, If ¢ 1 222 0:0 ef ........ 32.2000 Pennell, rf ...... 4.0: 0 00 Broun, 1lb-p 3 3 ¥ 5 11 Totals ........ 33141318 8 5 LITITZ AB.R.H.0.A.L. Scott, 2b... ...... 332063.31 Garner, ss .....; 4:0 0 6.50 Sipe, Jf oe... 32.0 13.6.0 Mentzer, 1b ..... 5:2 210 0: 1 Reist; p ........ 4 3.106.040 Sturgis, cf .....: 4$ 1.00 0x0 McCline, 3b ..... 4 200 3 2 Kauffman, rf 4 10 000 Miller, ¢ ........ 3106 0-1 Crider, ....... 41004006 Mowrey, ¢ ...... 1 61-160 Iadwiz, ......... 00006060 Totlals ....... 4015 42111 5 Score by innings: Mount Joy ......... 003 081 2—14 Ytitz .........i.. 407 040 x—15 Two base hits, Archer. Base on balls, off Reist, 2; off Brown 10; off Lockwood, 5. Struck out by Reist, 5; by Brown, 1; by Lock- wood, 3. The special events scheduled for the last two weeks of the play- ground are: Bicycle and Scooter Race, Fri- day. Playground Olympics, Monday. Old-Timers’ Ball Game, Tuesday evening. Mr. Harry Hipple is acting Cap- tain for the Old-Timers’ and he asks that any former baseball play- who will volunteer to play, report to the field Tuesday even- ing, August 22nd, at 6:30 o'clock. We are “oping to make this an an- nual affa so please come out to support the kiddies and have a good time for yourself in the bar- gain. er, Aunt Min Sez: Jest look at it...bet it's a full 20 inches long...maybe longer! I was jest that anxious to go fishin’ I couldn’t hold myself down nohow! Thinks I, Min, if you don’t soon go out and ketch a mess of good fish you'll forget how to hold on to the end of a fishin’ pole...so I makes up my mind good and proper that fishin’ Fd it rained pitchforks. Now thinks I, fer the bait I'll jest sneak out and g.. m2 a can of nice fat night crawlers in the back yard up fer go even if ..they ought’a be comin’ water ’bout now since the rain. so I waited till it got pitch dark then I crawled round on the grass with my searchlight huntin’ them | pesky night crawlers. of ’em showed their face! There I was sneakin’ over near every foot of that there back yard.. not one {new Dodge NO SCANDAL! JUST | AW -TH' NEWS ABOUT 1} QUR FRIENDS, TH' GOOD OLE HOME TOWN FOLKS HEE: Charles A. Ricedorf, State Supervisor for the Pioneer Hi- Pennsylvania Bred Corn Company, returned Sat- urday night from a business tour of Hybrid Corn Plants in Ohio, Iili- nois, Indiana and Iowa. Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Kraybill, daughters Hilda and Mrs. Goch- naur motored to Wilmington, Dela- ware, Sunday to visit a third daugh- ter and family, the Jesse Harmons. Miss Hilda did not return with the other members of her family, but will spend the week at the home of the Harmons. Mr. and Mrs. E. H, B. son Gene returned their home in Springfield, Mass., last week after spending their three week vacation Myers and to at the home of Mrs. Myers par- ents, the A. S. Bards. Mrs. Margaret Hertz of Port Ma- tilda, arrived Sunday evening at the home of her daughter, Mrs. Elder Gibbons, to visit for the next two weeks with the Gibbons family. An interesting message and greet- ing received recently, from Leipzig, the M. K. Enterlines, from their friends Mr. and Mrs. Fahnestock of Manheim who are touring France, Germany and Bel- gium with Missionaries. was by Monday morning the Cope trucks started hauling corn for the fall opening of the Martin H. Cope Sweet Corn Drying Plant, at the West End of town. Mr. and Mrs, John Garnes pa ents, at Huntsdale. Morris K. Enterline, Dealer Mich. r- local Dodge the Detroit, factory Saturday with three trucks, which delivered to Levi Mummua, cattle dealer of near this place. Mr. and Mrs. John C. Smith ac- returned from one of was on my hands and knees. ..jest coax- in’ them fat worms to come craw- | lin’ up...when plunk! right splick- | ety in my face flopped up a big | old toad...plunk in my face it| flopped! I was that scared I got weak as a cat. Well, sez I to myself...I'm goin’ fishin’ if I have to rip off a hunk of my red flannel petticoat fer bait...fer Pop always sed nuthin’s | better'n red flannel to fool the fish. fer fish don’t know till they they | takes a bite whether it’s good to eat’r not! Well, Pop was right o. k.| Fer off I went with my red flannel | bait...and here's the fish fer you] to feast your own eyes on...Sure, | lots of ’em got away, but this here Bass’s gonna decorate Min’s dinner table tomorrow and I don’t mean maybe! —— Ee SAW THE FIGHT Messrs. Frank and Roy Tyndall, of town, were among the many | sport enthusiasts who witnessed the Billy Conn-Gus Dorazio fight at Shib> Park, Philadelphia, Mon- day night. ret A Bainbridge nine defeated Smibke- town Saturday 9 to 7. Advertise in The Bulletin, ] companied the Nelson Crafts to the Lancaster they airport on Sunday where witnessed together with thou- sands of other persons, the They also enjoyed a Richard pilot, by a former marriage. William Ricedorf Sr. friends returning para- chute jump. chat with passenger Bomberger, a son of Mrs, Craft traveled with from the Blaine, Perry County picine, to the home of his son, C. A. Ricedorf, where he will spend several weeks. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Bell com- pleted their six weeks training course at Pennsylvania State Col- lege, Friday and will reside with Mrs. Bell's parents, the H. L. Hei- seys while they arrange and furnish their home at Neffsville where both Mr. and Mrs. Bell the public school. are teachers in| H. Frank Shank, Mr. and Mrs. Andrew S. Bard and Miss Anna Wolgemuth attended the Manor Camp Meeting Sunday, where the Acapella Male Chorus of East Pe- tersburg featured a songfest for the benefit of Christ's Hom at Paradise. ————— (QI een e for child- ren, Stimulate your business by adver- tising in the Bulletin. et mn i rut again, The Low Down From Hickory Grove By IZZY WISE A coupla years ago this country, it figured that the folks were go- a little too far, there in Old Spendthrift City the Potomac, so everybody ups and writes his And brother, it worked ing on Senator. wonders, But they are kinda getting in a down there, and it looks like they have maybe half-way forgotten about the Supreme Court. We expect our Congressmen to go down there and look out after interests and be as smart as claim they were, during the campaign. But when some of ’em from home, they forget there, and they are spending— our they get so far who sent them also whose money kinda like a freshman away from home. But most Senators and Rep- resentatives, they understand arith- metic, and if they were to get en- ough post-cards telling them to lay off any more laws, and come on home—or else not get re- elected—they would savvy. And for the ones who cannot count any too well, tell them the melons are ripe, or the sweet-corn anything—but get them home. And then, maybe, all take a long breath. Yours, with the low-down, passing is in or ROOT COW COMPLETES Sept. 2nd and 4th, on the Fire | NEW OFFICAL RECORD Company grounds. PHONE i 86 A new record, exceeding the On Saturday music will be furn- average of the Guernsey breed for | ished by the Bainbridge Band and | her age and class has just been |Labor Day, Sept. 4th, the Blue | remeron. (seme completed by a six year old cow | Ridge Revelers featuring Spider Wocdside B. Q. 3d’s Ultra 409205 of | Keller, black face comedian and Y 0 uU AR E R 0 B B E D Landisville, Pa. tested and owned | the Supa: sisters, Rose ar dj by S. N. Root. { Jun n addition to the oniepiam- | 95 Her official record supervised by | Mm nt, three tons of coal will be = PHONE i The Pennsylvania State College and donated. | announced by the American Guern- The menu will be chicken corn ——— ® ———— sey Cattle Club is 14461.9 pounds |soup, hot dog and hamburger of milk and 701.7 pounds of butter | sandwiches, cake, ice cream, coffee, | YOU WANT RESULTS fat in class A soft drinks etc will be served. re The proceeds of this two day! There is no better way to boost your business than by local news- paper advertising. Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. REA LANCASTER, PA. we can | “THAT LITTLE GAME? 3. By B. Link | | | HELLO, BOYS — \S “THERE Room For ME ? YES, \F You PROMISE To Nov GEY PEENED AND TEAR UP ANY ~ i Sa ie ttl Sst ~ = Zz co = T= ON THE Tad TN SOMEBODY OUGHY To ALWAYS TOSS Him A CHUNK OF CHEESE CLOTH <o TEAR. SHALL | DEAL THIS NICE NEW TECK ? BETTER GET AN OLD ONE AND THE VACUUM CLEANER. ('M BANKING, ~ SWE ME Two BONES FOR CHIPS AND Foun. Bits TO cove ANY RoueH STUFF \VE Gor AN \DEA.™ ('m GOIN' To (NVENT A BiG CELEBRATION AT BAINBRIDGE | A big celebration by the | bridge Fire Co., of Bainbridge wil celebration will be the note on the Fire Engine. mere et eee. Stimulate your business by adver- | ising in the Bulletin. ROCKY SPRINGS PARK SUNDAY, AUG. 20 DALLASTOWN DAY Program presented by DALLASTOWN BOYS’ Free Concerts Afternoon & Evening. BAND Public Invited! DANCING! Every Thursday and Saturday! SUNDAY “SWING” CONCERT — ADMISSION 25¢ FREE MOVIES EVERY NIGHT EXCEPT SUNDAYS “Dance At MATINEE 3 oO Y EVENINGS HOLIDAYS SHOWS AND 7 AND 9:00 P. M. SATURDAYS SATURDAYS 2:00 P. Mount Joy, Healthfully Air Conditioned— The Crystal Ballroom! It’s Cool!” Pa. THURSDAY, AUGUST 17 IRENE DUNN — FRED MacMURRAY -In- “Invitation To Happiness” Fri.-Sat., Aug. 18-19 “Daughters Courageous” with THE LANE SISTERS JOHN GARFIELD FAY BAINTER i Monday, August 21 GRACIE ALLEN “The Gracie Alien Murder Case” Tuesday, August 22 |Wed.-Thu.,Aug.23-24 DICK POWELL “Naughty But Nice” PAT O'BRIEN WAYNE MORRIS “Kid From Kokomo” SATURDAY MAT. ONLY! CHAPTER NO. 14 “THE LONE RANGER RIDES AGAIN" Patronize Bulletin Advertisers. Bain- | | be held on Saturday and Monday, used to pay of 1 FIRE YOU HAVE A PHONE 41-J THE BULLETI WANT ADS. cere NE BOYS Megow Model Building CONTEST Any boy can win one of these prizes by completing a Megow model airplane, ship, or auto racer. Junior Group (age sto 15 yrs.) Ist Prize--‘‘The Cadet’ Gas Model Airplane VALUE $3.95 2nd Prize -- ‘‘Rearwin Speedster’ 3rd Prize ‘Messerscmitt’”’ Flying Model Senior Group (Age 16 to 20 yrs.) Gas Model “The Commander” VALUE $8395 “Fairchild Ranger’ “Howard DGAS” Flying Model who FLYING 10DEL ist Prize -- FLYING MODEL 2nd Prize -- 3rd Prize A small prize will be given to every boy completes an entry GET YOUR ENTRY BLANKS COME H.S. Newcomer & Son, Inc. Fhone MOUNT JOY 200
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