937 ry fer )WN 1 St. 4-R nel or ing, tion ony. Ab- ites. ears 181 ney her |e his son explained: “Yes, a little down each week.” ending in “ous” and give the mean- ing of each word. The pupil obe- diently answered: “Gaseous full of gas; industrious full of dust; and pious full of pie.” program..... Do you know what the | pickle said to the grapefruit?...... No?..... “Hi, squirt!” “Mammy” Hendrix's house and ask- | ed: “Could I have a bite to eat?”| And Manny pointed to the woodpile and answered: “Sure, have a chop!” drive a nail with as how you soak it. nations for one farm hous¢ and the farmer said: “I believe I hae a fowl you cold] have. Wait a minute.” And when| the farmer went into the house, | _ Busty turned to! his companion and | asked: “What tye deuce is a fowl?” | Eas Webster {might help you out, | Busty. joined the absent class. He drove d®wn to Schock’s| lumber yard in several pieces of 1 repairing at the fore. lumber over his s ried it up the alle :Eugene Garber, funny experience. ing a finger. He h WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20th, 1937 OWL LAFFS Iw BY A WISE OWL] Christmas is over and what a headache! O--0-ow! Boy, do we feel awful. And to think I've got to go all through the same thing next week end to usher in the New Year. Did you hear about one of our lo- cal equestriennes who weat up to the Elizabethtown Riding Club stables to rent a horse to go horseback rid- ing? The man asked her if she want- ed a saddle with a horn, and she sweetly, explained: “Oh, no,—I'm not going in heavy traffic.” One of our Seniors has decided on his future career. He wants to go in- to the lumber business. He says he’s got a great head for it!....But now I don’t know if he’s a chip off the old block or a block head. Met a chap from Marietta last night and during the conversation I remarked: “Say, I hear you have buried six wives.” And he gallantly explained: “As long as the Good! Lord will take them, I'll furnish them.” That same fellow told me that his mother-in-law No. 4 wants to be cremated when she dies....... Well, there's nothing like a hot finish. Jim Berrier, from Milton Grove had some guests on Christmas. Dur- ing the afternoon, Jim said: “You smoke ciga don’t you, George?” And George answered: “Sure I do.” And Jim, handing him an empty ci- “gar TI bOX, aie eres a a good thing to keep them in.”...... Now is that being nice? In Memoriam He rocked the boat, Did Ezra Shank; These bubbles mark 000000 Where Ezra sank! Visiting a home over the weekend I heard the man of the house say to his son: “I see you're getting whisk- ers on the installment plan?” And Just before the Christmas vaca- tion started, a teacher asked a pupil to give examples of three words Here's one that I got from a radio | REVENUE CHIEF EXPLAINS RULING ON FOG LAMPS Secretary of Revenue J. Griffith ing adverse weather. The ruling came in response to inquiries from motorists and offiicial motor vehicle inspection stations who wanted to know if it is neces- sary to use headlamps when the fog lamps are being used. that better results are obtained from the use of the fog lamps alone when driving in fog, rain or snow. The discouraged. When either fog lamps rear lamp must also be lighted. The Secretary also reminded the inspection stations that where fog lamps are installed there must be not less than two nor more than three such lamps of a type approv- ed by the Department. The current compulsory motor vehicle inspection period now is in its second month. Doctors Earn Most Money Lawyers Close Second, Sur- vey Shows — Farmers Get Less Than Unskilled Labor ht years of research by a group of economists discloses that the average American farmer in a lifetime earns less than the average unskilled labor. The average ziven for the farmer is $12,000 com- pred with $15,000 for the unskilled laborer. The average lifetime earn- s for other occupations and pro- ons are: Doctor, $108,000; law- yer, $105,000; dentist, $95,000; en- gineeer, $95,000; architect, $82,000; college teacher, $69,000; social worker, $51,000; journalist, $41,000; minister, $41,000; librarian, $35,000; school teacher, $29,000; skilled tradesman, $28,000; nurse, $23,000. GH Gree 7! ACUSE ON ROUTE 441 SOON TO BE REMOVED A “house by the side of the road” hazard on State route 441 below Harrisburg will be removed without expense to the Department of High- ways, Secretary Warren Van Dyke said today. The house, between Royalton and Bainbridge, stands partly’ on the road, creating a narrow lane safe only for one-way traffic. Tracks of the Pennsylvania Railroad flank the highway on the other side. The railroad company has agreed | to buy the house which the depart- ment will remove at the railroad’s expense to widen and straighten the highway. The road is used quite extensively by local traffic and by motorists sezking rural and river scenery. Amusement Zone Of New York Fair Biggest in in History 1 Dallas vill greet the mil ior the New Grover A tramp knocked at the door of you can't] yonge no matter | Cappy Mumma r was soliciting do- “benefit. He stopped at| Busty Mat | o Dan Brubaker | Several weeks ag ber to do some | o the store. while king the | / ninded professor [== CE bandage dropped off. He immedi- e truck to buy |ately wrapped the finger carefully i in, had a |Schock employees drove the truck | {Why can’t ye?” oral weeks |up to the store and said: Dan, your go he had the mis e of mash- [truck stood down at the yards all iget ban- | night, so I brought it up. will ff a repli ca of the famous od | Park theater, the prir ipal cafe will duplicate Steve Brodie's saloon and the attendants will dress in character. | All architecture will be attuned to | that picturesque period. Admission to the zones will be free and some time later discovered he He put the | {had put the bandage on the wrong | ulder and car- | finger. The next morning one of the —A WISE OWL Broadman ruled that fog lamps may | : : be used either alone or in connec- | tion with regular head lamps dur- Broadman pointed out, however, | use of fog lamps in clear weather is | or headlamps or both are used, the | { Polly fartzaled wos ich Is i | | | | | | | | | | THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOU! JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA. Pennsylvania Dutch! State Fis me Commission Limit BY — Shwilkey Bumblesock = Ich bin en commoner, olla dawg, go-as-you-blease sart fun ma mon, un won ich ols ebmohls nows ccme unich fremma leit bin ich gons fer- lora. In fact, ich wase net ye mich aw tsu shicka. Des wore de case | mit mere der onner aawg ye ich | en bindly barrick-tae tsu em porra | Mohler ga-numma hob far en sart funera donation. Uff em wake lona bin-ich de shtross galuffa mit lem porra sime boo, un ich hob | g’'notticed os olla mohl os are on ma weipsmensch farby is hut are’ si hoot ob g’numma. Endlich hov | rich ene adit farwass os are | sell daid. donhut are g’sawt es ware shtyle der hoot tsu “tippa” | tsu da weipsleit. Ich hob don net | {gons hinna draw si wella uu hob 'aw awfonga my hoot “tippa,” we | la are es ghaesa hut. un ich hb g'- noticed os de maid srier olla mohl | galocht hen. Endlich sin mere om porra si house cooma, un we ich ni bin comma sin se oll uff g'- chtinna un mere de tzeit ga-budda. Now sell ig net der Deitsch wake. Mer blet sitsa un stwgt “how-de- “no, dear,” “many tthanks,” grawd os won se monner in eram laeva net derfore gsaena betta ghot. Ich hob gor net dahame g'feeled. Endlich hut de porra’s fraw anes | fun da maid garoofa far cooma un ga | helfa es essa fireega un we se fonna jon mere onna g'luffa is hut se g'- | sawit “excuse me, Mr. hov ich g “du hust mere yo gor nix in der wake g'- | | LOT OF MONEY FOR GAS IN PENNA. laight.” De kinner hen oll awenich g'locht, awver kens hut ebbes g'- cawt. Der porra Mohler hut hardt (uff der budda ga-gooked. Endlich wore’s essa ready un ich hob my {ruck ob g'laight we dahame un mich on der dish g’hucked. Der porra hut mich net haessa baeda. Are but mich sella mohl haessa raeda on meim house we mere ga-butcherd hen g'hot un ich hobs | Luff de Polly g'shova. Se hen so glaena shnoop dicher on yaderm deller g’hot, un wile ich se wissa {hob wella lussa os ich wase far- wass os en shnoopduch is hov ich | amochl grakd my naws in anes ga- blosa. Endlich is es on’s esza gon- ga. Es hut mich ga-peiniched ena | tsu gooka we se g'essa hen. Ich hob olsfart my essa ins mowl mit emt messer. Se hen olles ins mowl mit der grovvel. Ich hob des g'- noticed un hob noach maucha wella. Ich hob shier nix ei fora kenna sella wake un bin shier farhung- ered om dish. Es hut mich netlong g'numma far ous finna os ich wid- der en ux fun mere mauch un um mich room ga-gooked os won's barrick fire drivver ware, awver der Boonastiel wore sot un sell is ordlich feel g'sawt. Ich bin hame un’s pe hob. Se hut g'sawt ich mich schemma my hoot ob nemma tsu de weipsleit. un brov- eera soop essa mitera grovvel. So | | en dobbich oldts kolb we ich brov- {eera da shtyles noach maucha daid | se ga-mawna on en oldte gons os broveered tsu fleega we en awdler. Now 3 1 J 1 Now, ich bin tsu dara conclu- sion ccoma, en mon set sich nee |@ {net shemma tsu agen Grandpappy Morgan, a hillybilly of the Ozarks, had wandered off int | the woods and failed to return supper, so young Tolliver wis sent | | to look for him. He found him standing in the bushes. “Gettin” dark, Grandpop,” the tnt | ventured. “Yep.” “Suppertime. Grandpap.” “Yep.” “Airm’t ye hungry?” “Yep.” “Wal, air ye comin’ home?” “Nope.” “Why ain't ye?” «© ‘Can’ t. » yStandin’ in a bar trap.” ——— eee When in need of Printing. (any- wos are is, | far en asel mawg Sch gons in ma | 8 { label si howd rulla—de left kenna : {ene duch so g'schwint os are aw- | fongt blarra. IB Cuts fish permitted to interests of the said Commissior . Brown and Rainbow trout ceded from 15 to 10, seize | April 15 to July 31. Smallmeuth or Large- | Bat: _ Limit (no change) 15 a dey y; no changa in size limit, July 1 to Nov- MT. JOY H. S. ....9 9 Muckellurge, Western and North- cdn Pike—Creel limit reduced from do.” Es is olles so shtylish hare gonga. Olles wore “yes, dear,” |... : 1 to November 30. dis Scoreke eper, Stauffer. than 50 in one season. {catch, No season. re Di sais [three and | | | i | | | i | | | | g) kindly remember the Bulletin eive $10 ), 149.00 ROTHSVILLE HI DEFEATED MOUNT JOY HI THURSDAY SECTION NO. 1 STANDING Teams WwW. LL PC Rothsville 4 0 1000 Elizabethtown ....... 2 1 667 Mount Joy ........ 2 500 East Donegal ...... 2 2 500 Manheim Boro ...... 1 2 33: Mat ietta .. 2 333 East Hempfield 5.0 3. 0000 The Rothsville High basketball team chalked up their fourth vie-' tory of the season, defeating Mt limit | you 26 to 19 to remain leaders of il- {the Section No. 1 County High For- | School Basketball League, Thurs- {day night, in a postponed contest | from last week on the Rothsville E floor. In winning the contest, Rothsville knocked Mount Joy out for a tie for second place with Elizabeth- town. Elizabethtown remained in disputed second, and Mount Joy ! going into a tie for third with E. Donegal. In the preliminary, the Mount Joy J-Vees nosed out the Roths- ville J-Vees, 17 to 16. Rotheville H, S. 0 4 2 10 3 5 1 1 0-04 6 26 F 1. 3 17 1 1 0 1 5 1 5 1 1 Tolls +i... vin ¢ 7 Score by periods: ROTHSVILLE H. S. 8 5 7 6-26 4 5-19 rer. Timekeeper, Lan- 4 5 4 3-16 “2 3 8 4-17 ecke Time- Score keeper, tau- oe the state price of ge ares the indicate that motorists of 120 million dollars | ing 4 oe six months. over to Lancaster For Clea . Well-Graded Crushed Stone At a Low Phice CALL a John A. Hipple Mt. Joy 83 or E'town | po HOW New Yo k Fair To Honor Press NEW YORK (Special)=To remind mi Lions of t 10 the New York World at freedom of the pre 3 hel pe a erve the demo- cratic 1 rm of our g ro a 1e dedicated to that constitutional ill be erect Mall, f the Fair 000 C pre nounces, tatue will depict a partially yman, representing adorned truth,” wate show of world ever history day-by-day moral lard of whol cot wer A. Whalen, nud g “the un- g the passing s and recording A tribute to the press as a s subording figure of a child r ling a newspaper. 1, Speel mbined 1 do ym of pr jest tl 5 to {our fact ire corners I verr it. fh oe Lightning kills approximately | 2,000 persons each year in the United States. Ninety per cent. of { these casualties occur on farms | and in towns and villages of 2,500 ation or less, YOUR SHOES: DON'T T TOO LONG REPAIRING, CO. 30 SOUTH QUEEN STREET gla (CASTER, PENNA® NByY MODELS "%, OF ELGIN Don W. Gorrd¢h Jeweler Mount Joy, Pa. F T 0 s 3 0 4 0 0 0 1 3 0 0 » Placing Your Order Elsewhere ND, CEMENT r BUILDING Befo FOR ¢ CRUSHE ST Dap iY} Samuel N. Stat Mount Joy, Pa. Phone 903 Also Manufacturer of CONCRETE BLOCKS, SILLS, ANP LINTELS father inquired the » he’ s not going went 1 on the $60,000,- | yrporation, an- | I y © ————————— Another thing that shows which way the wind blows, is a beach cot= he just left for the the man’s son replied. “What? On Sunday?” to play over for and a little stud poker.” Subscribe for The Bulletin. Narietta 0 aa i eh TONIGHT 25.00 in Prizes “Monte Carlo’ : $60.00 Cash Jackpot! Pat O'Brien Blondell ACK IN CIRCULATION" THURSDAY A816 FEATURES—2 AML-ACTION SHOW! $ Dick Foran in “PRRJRIE THUNDER" ~—~ALSO— t Wilcox RED CAR" DAY IGHT 50. ree! Boris KW “WEST OF SHANGHAI" New Year's Eve. im Show = and Saturday (Continuou8 Showing) Dick Powel Fred Waring Pennsy “VARSITY SHO Western Matinee Fea Tim McCoy in “Ghost P Shown only once at 1:30 off in MONDAY and TUESDA Monday Bargain Matinee . M.—Adults 15¢ Eddie Cantor in BABA GOES TO TOWN" Wed. Thurs., Barbara Startrek mn No” “LIVE, LOVE & LEARN” in ‘BREAKFAST FOR MIDNITE SHOW N EYES | |B EXAMINED ity || 8 — Ol ASSES) I FITTED DR. HUBER OPTOMETRIS 220 N. DUKE SI 1 Mon. Tues., January 3-4 Carole Lombard Fredric March in “NOTHING SACRED” [%, sep.11-tf Pit Hole City, oil boom town ps 5,000, once handl®d more mail bus iness thar n any ia ich hob shtyle ob g'laight un bin | | ni gapitched. Gli hut der dish | FUNERAL DIR Mount Joy, Pa. 1 SPECIAL ASSINGER & RISSN CO WY --- They Nor Si WE BA VE. .... QUALITY MEAS o West Main St., Mt. Jou Help Kidneys Don't Drasfic Drugs Qtar i WA rare onus EO oes CNC Ihe, on ~~ cA NCA Ne nega ee —— 3 HAW HAD SIiY SUA CARDS home, my little Home Cooking Courteous Service WISHING OUR PATRON A HAPPY NEW YEAR UDITORIU’ THEATRE December 29-30 Errol Fignn, Joan Blondell Midnight Show Ne in “THE LAST GANG Special Charlie McCar The Necking Part Mon. Tues., January 3- Robert Montgomery Rosalind Russell “LIVE, LOVE AND LEARN" pea a wes er ee —— sree Moose Theatre ELIZABETHTOWN 7 and 9 P. ML. 6-8-9:30 P. ML. ec. 29-3 Friday, December 31 Robert Montgomery NEW YBAR’S EVE and SAT. JAN. Robert Young, James Stewart in “NAVY BLUE EM Dram for this hi Go— PeekETYS For?
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