“Go home and put a hot water bot- tle in your hair and keep your wig- wam.” ih wv 4 J ) AA N31 = J WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16TH, 1937 our In 0 W | L FS. | MT. JOY NINI DEFEATS p l . ND ' { NT IA Q r « » " A J EROWNSTOWN, 8 To 4/I"€NNSylvania utch! Co. Amateur Co. American Legion Standing Contest At (Western Division) . er | Teams WL PC " i... ure Petersburg Tanheim Boro ....... 3 2 600 Tanhei yy a 2 [0 faa nt fo From se sa. 2 Ed Cha SOUR show “A Musical Cruise of the st World” will be produced by the at, Mt. Joy defeated the Brownstown Wood's Entertainers for the East im nine, 8 to 4 in the Western Divi- Petersburg Civic Association. The sion of the American Legion Co. contestants will appear on the same Junior Baseball League, to take stage and under the same direction over the league leadership. 1s the show. ] | Brannon ab * h o a Spy. 5 Limited To County : Blom c aa 2 0 010 1 * The talent contest will be limited Gerhart, 2 111... 2 0 0 o UL. 2 5 new wing In Lan or Jd. RBoyer,, 360111 hay oe a a a a | “WL Buch, 1b 300350 Dep Sawg Wore 50 on Be ete They may be single teams. But {Imber, ssp ......... 2 6 0 1 1] Hat-ribbicher, long-or- teams will be limited to not over Yesterday Heagy was waiting ona [H. Royer, If ........ 2.2 1.00 her, Yanige om bar- four persons. Each coMmsiant must little fellow in Brubaker's store.|Murr, cf ........... 21100 pi x a. Buk ihe. Rony . O50 Nai be sixteen years of age of OEP, Heagy continuously carries on a| Parmer, 3b ......... 3:12 12% Ro ue } Be gh Handsome Silver Trophy conversation with the kids and he - 48 > S 5 ut Re oh Mm The winner of the contest will be jokingly asked: “Say young fellow, | Totals ............ 22 ¢ ©18 yj Dejtsoh go goo 5 5¢ awarded a handsome silver trophy. do you know what a potato chip is?” | Mount Joy 2b r ho at henna hut are si_gowl ERB And the boy answered: “Sure, It's a |Gillums, 2b ......... 51 22 2 Loom gadraid un hut g'sawd. “Damn = potato shaving—starched.” Penwell, ¢ .......... 412 7 0) Dutch.” Are wore on Boglishey we ld If 4 2 0 1 ola hut der Polly ra Deitches net fer- We A very inquisitive lady asked Crider, ss ........... 41 + 02 Shion, un des hut one base £2 Sixty Groff what gas is and Sixty | Gerber, 1b .......... 310420 Bauch. Xs Wore got ges! dos oh said: “Gos is stuff that If you turn | Eshleman, 36 ....... sa 12172 et dahame wore odder ich het it on and don’t light it the soft mus- | Bennett, rf ......... 20000 moll my pix diiiffel ul eme ga- ic they play you don’t hear.”....... Boehner, .......... 200 9 That's very salistactory co... 20-010 De fact is, ich bin shtuls os ich tion. Crain D 5 7983 Jeitsch bin. Es mawk si 0s mere net . nh SN 10600 sons so shmart sin os selly Yankees Clarence Hivner, thot over of Toles... 2 8 713 6 )s tsu sawga nix tsu fresa hen 05s Rn ficient auto mechanic from Eliza- BROWNSTOWN ..... 000 103-4 yusht grumbeers, shpeckshwards, = bethtown remarked, while adjusting{ Mount Joy .......... 221 wg a js gr oh. AY: brakes: “Auto manufacturers still Errors—Klopp 2, Gerhart, Buch, a I mh id haven't developed a special break |Imber, Two base hits—Penwell, Elin tt a enue : for speeders. And when ask what | Fshleman. Stolen base—Penwell. :on mer der saen: or kind of 2 brake, he answered: “In | Wild pitches—Royer 2. Winning eit in der i ral ond Sy he beg whe be gd on pitcher—Craig. Losing pitcher—| 4. Deitsch a We ee 1 es gaslt...... you're tight there, | Royer, 11 wucliheretift oo Toad fellow. Umpires— Getz, Lumber. vat. voi bi a Spon bb Bey ; : ; : Oller Sear irst-rate is, un grosse un shaena This trophy is a silver column, Joe Sheaffer explains: “Glue is| Marietta 7. 5. Join, _ Soo Dh oe Piel oes i with shety what fear oh Would) apr db Oe ol = oe, 2 3 iy gile, base and surmounted with a silver stick down better if you had good| Mi Jov 8 Brownstown 4. Ee ney a on ite 0p 92 figure of Wome. : 3 oi ys £4 yer laiga, un shmarte wiver, un Entry Blanks at this Office aw >. ‘haena id un fette bublin, un woo ~~ Entry blanks may be procured - Harold, our linotype operator nn GREAT eG fe leit blendy fun beshta soch tsu at the Bulletin office or from the | test Siler a i iris oe 5 OF GRETNA PLAYERS wi Doan soch 0s we 0s bork Cast Petersburg Civic Association | unshapely as to be unnoticed by the saturday Nant” Ha rou hn $ a Brose a Rossochy at East Petersburg, These : tox, they ute called Safely Sa ii ignt, the great goss, risher booter un must be made out in full and mail- || with the Pine comedy which has been produced] ck, un sowr-growd, un woo de leit ed to the Wood's Entertainers at || : in the movies, and which was an| o monneerlich sin os se ame eilaw- Philadelphia. As the contest will A married lady in Salunga sweet- equally Broadway Dro- ii Sa a Yon her hy sane be limited in number to the time ly cooed: “Darling, can you spare a Suetion is 4% tile oF he oer I fun sellera allotted, contestants are strongly | dollar?” He growled: “Say, what do vehicle for the eleventh season for wrt schwetza de leit tsu sawga oll uroed to procure and mail their | you think I am? I had to car 7% A. E Scott's Gretna Players, the lx os es goot oldt Pennsylfawny AL once: money Gy mey-wits” Wiley Hanged week of June 21st. The opening deitsch. 2 5 | 3 | her tune, sarcastically saying: “Oh! might I Fare to be a pe) Now, gas amohl in en Englisher | Rd ote hr ae al casion, as it always is, for then| uchbershoft un sae wees dart ous- ; hoi Bo weit sirens. the do the audiences welcome back the soled, De bowera hen era bleek un | was insinuating that he was a half Gretna Players for another season— ofr rows im wedder shiae fun wit? and then, too, do they meet the raitsa blockich, es fee mawger FRIDAY | | Ce Flayers—those who have been here itinkicher booter, ferbreede oyer raction On Stage!! k | : Which reminds me—That marriage before, and the newcomers. This| ash fun fowl flaish gamaucht, fon- Er 1s! ties are for-get-me-knots. introduction will take place each + huy un hinna fuy. En shae ga- Rid rary In om night during the first week at uched hem hen se aw ivver en lar- UT wasT y A young man from Florin, very which time the various civic elubs| © mawga, de weipsleit grenklich un Loa green in the art of race horse bett- of three counties—Lancaster, Dau- ~abbrdinioh, Wes Matinee 2% P. ing (and there are a few left who phin and Lebanon will be present oc in a gross shtadt un don’t know how), walked up to the guests of Mr. Scott. oe aw rd 2H uh fle Ser SEVENTH H betting window at a Maryland track, Their old friends and fans will roe Ye se Seb un ONgIa Free Gifts for th and said: “I'd like to bet five dol- be glad to welcome back Howard a i Si sawst ollie 7; Tos ca Wh. Bone tie Fisk, Jack Easton, Richard Rankin ee; don froke ene welle sort de ma- MONDAY and TU The seller asked: “On the nose?” and Jack Handford all of whom ge Deitachn odd de Wontay Bargain Nf And the Florinian haughtily ex- | Were here last season. Mr. Easton un Jen bi goote os an Ny sau FOF socrte not On he cae has a featured role in the opening ar dere sawgt os de deeb un so karls Bette Davis DE i play and is sure to be a hit. One| Sawga oll English sin—un so MARKED WOMAN : a of the new charmers is a blonde|YUsht don un won en Deitscher ni Maze, one of our blonde graduates, Yi 2 Simpled smile, Js Beth Fe) oom hissy bedgeration alter her r voi £7 » Washing- | Marion, who, too, wi ave al i \ og Se Ba ie grand vole 1h the play. Tiere are Anyhow, ich shtick tsum goota Upl TORIU cute to watch Ye mamma kangaroo | any other surprises in store, too! Pe Pel waka il gob bon 5 THEATRE carry their young around in their “Saturday Night” is the story of son Jeon eb, de farhungerda » Manheim pouches. But it must be awful when |@ typical American family who Be a resin mich wa & Poly NS Xr «oT : : 5 gleicha odder net. wed urs,, June 16-17 they get indigestion, because then | complains of the old illness, “Noth- eee Don Arshe, Ann Sothern they can’t keep anything on their [ing ever happens” But, whew!— What Man Is Ti | Li i : stomachs.” ..Poor baby kangar- when Saturday night comes—the Wh bi id : “sn x TO TOWN" 00s, their mamas should be extra | family learns that things do happen bl 0 could not be improved oe ROAY Sis careful what they eat, or the babies | —and hardly ever singly! y with 2 greater man? will be out in the cold. Tee —Who is not saddened by the The Manheim American Legion of opportunities wasted? | A rising young would-be author | Junior baseball team defeated the ~Who is not occasionally over- | from town says he wrote an entire | Mount Joy Legion Juniors 5 to 0 "OM¢ by the sense of his own Arthur Treachelfp Patriciz Blis | play on just two sheets of paper. |at Mount Joy, Monday, in the helplessness? an] hap ! . When the truth of that statement | first of a three game series to de-' Wen des Hot 2¢ times long for NoRh SRety, Yr dare Ree was questioned, he explained: “Well, | termine the winner of the first Soe God bigger than himself? aE a ” = you see, it’s a bedroom play and all | half of the Western Division of the Who does not have to admit “THE MIGHT eve we need is {wo sheets.”......... Oh! | American Legion Junior Baseball that he is less a man than people ; i League. {think he is? Recently when I heard a certain The second game of the series ~Whe does not have to settle : local man complain of a cold in the | will be played this evening at Man- fivally with his own con head, a fellow nearby suggested: | heim. Selorice? | i Tuesday, June Shelly told the fellows that Sat- urday is the day of the great turf classic, the Frankfurter Handicap... SHEE Weiner take all. And the odds on the favorite are Mr. and Mrs. Dionne..... you know, five to two!” A young lady from Sporting Hill graduated from cooking school to- day. When asked if she graduated with honors she answered: “I should say so! With flyin’ crullers.” —A WISE OWL sl A, | FERTILIZE CAREFULLY Potatoes will pay for good ferti- lization, but too much nitrogen may stimulate excessive vine growth of late potatoes and actually reduce the crop yield, Penn State agronom- ists remind. B ae THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA. piel Most Obedient Mamma: “And were you a nice boy at the party?” Bobby: “Yes, mamma.” Mamma: “You didn’t ask twice for anything at the table, did you? Bobby: “No, I didn’t. I asked once, and they didn’t hear me, so I just helped myself.” el Bn GROW DAIRY FEEDS Home-grown roughages help to reduce costs of milk production, ac- cording to Penn State dairy special- ists. Pasture improvement is part of the program to produce dairy cattle feed at low cost. Emergency crops for hay or green feeding also help the dairyman to save on feed costs. meetin Constable Kinard, of West Hemp- field, will pay $25 reward for formation concerning the where- in- abouts of Benjamin Stoner. Joseph Droney, 32, of Lancaster, was badly injured when a railroad engine passed over his body as it lay on the middle of the track. 50 Y00 Kuni sy REY 3 VOULL HA YO Su me A Corn JS a) WHAT -{ OOww ERO Monday, Una MerRg And Ted Healy in “THE GOOD OLD SOAK" Wallace Beery, | ee al bm 1 i | other than the famous Kansas Cow- MOUNT GRETNA PARK SUNDAY, JUNE 20TH | boys who toured the country with | | - Gov. Sunflower Special | | | | AUTO RACES WILL BE HELD AT LANDISVILLE Landon’s The Landisville Speedway, which | For next Sunday afternoon and and were received everywhere with | has been the scene of many thrill- | evening the management of Mount much enthusiasm. They have a Is Gret Park 1} booked a “wow” | Breat band, funny comedians and ing auto races over a period of the Fa 8S BO x that is different a : . of a show for your entertainment |’ 4 = a past four or five years will swing and fun. Two feature attractions; { Both these feature attractions will into action tonight, June 16, under the one being the well known Radio be on hand both afternoon and the promotion and direction of Hit—Aunt Kit's Childrens’ Party of evening. There will also be many of the well filled Country Store twenty-five unusual talented kid- dies. They have a jug band, Blues Singers, Tip Tappers, Hill Billy songs, plenty novelties and comedy George. Herman, who himself is : Bags given away as free gate gifts. known in these parts as one of the EE top notch dirt track performers. The new promoter is having a A girl may pretend that her hair ‘s naturally curley but a man soon new lighting system installed which numbers. See these kiddies in A : will illuminate the oval as if it Person. The second feature is none finds out it's a put-up job. were daylight. He is also having the track resurfaced in order that # A FE ATTRACTIONS : Gretna Park INDAY, JUNE 20th AFTERNOON and EVENING RADIOS FAMOUS CHILDRENS’ PARTY S “Known Everywhere” pid, Blues Singers, Triple “¥F” Trio, it be as dustless as pos! racing is sure to becol \ very popular and thrilling to the spectators because of the cool night air which is in evidence after the sun goes down. may Nighi ind Acetylene Vv EL. BRU, ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. 2 YES WE DO FENDER and BODY Straightening KANSAS COWBOYS hy | Unusual! music. si , entertainment and famous band that toured the with Gov. Landon’s SUNFLOWER SPECIAL A hit everywhere. This is ancther great band with ¥gds cf comedy Ali these thrills afternoon and Specizl Country Store Grocery Bag Gate Sifts 19¢ plus tax—total 20¢ ag he “i HASSINGER & RISSER. MOUNT JOY, PA, ELEVENTH PREAT SEASON 2 A. E. SCOTT'S Evenings 2 Shews 7 and 9 P, M. Saturday 6-8-9:30 P. M. Moose Theatre| ELIZABETHTOWN Wetnesd gms 16th Don Ameche in “50 ROADS TO TOW, Thursday, June 17th Two Features “GIRL OVERBOARD” and “MIDNIGHT TAXI” TH 8 and 19 OLD SOAK’ a Tuesday, June 22nd Robt *Mentigomery Open thei FRIDAY and So Wallace Beery in “G Monday, June 21st | Richard Cortez in | “HER HUSBAND LIES” WEDNESDAY, JUNE 23rd Mon. Night, Jul Curtain rises standard time, nightly at 8%’clock 9 dayli A New Broadway Sho Each Week! “NIGHT MUST. FALL” 5 Elizabeth Allen in “SOLDIER AND THE LADY: “THAT LITTLE CAME” Inter-nat’i Cartoon Co., N.Y.— BY B. Link | VEQE'S ME STORY AS WE wOT \T FROM O.A- GAME + PROGRESS, ROOM GETS STUEEY, WHesST OPENS WINDOWS," A N\CE BREEZE DLoWS ACROSS “(ABRE, - DEALER 'N THIS HAND S115 wWAiTH BACK TO DRAFT, FIRST BRD od} | DEALERS WEFT OPENS WITH JACKS AND SIXES, A Lo OF BOOSTING FOLLOWS , THE OPENER ASKS TOR CONE CARD AND JUST AS THE i DEALER GOES TO PICK UP THE PACK A GUSTY OF WIND STRIKES IT AND FACES THE TOP CARD AND \T IS A SIX SPoT. DOES HE WANT {T? 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C, Broockiyn, N. Y. HE LOST 20 POUHDS OF FAT Feel full of pcp and possess the slender form you crave—you can't if you listen to gossipers. To take off excess fat go light on fatty meats, butter, cream and sug- ary sweets —eat more fruit and vegetables and take a half teaspoon- ful of Kruschen Salts in a glass of hot water every morning to elimi- ate excess waste. Mrs. Elma Verille of Havre de race, Md., writes: “I took off 20 clothes fit me fine now.” No drastic cathartics—no consti- pation—but blissful daily bowel ac- tion when you take your little daily dose of Kruschen, ARE YOU ONLY A THREE-QUARTER WIFE? EN, because they are men, can never understand a three- quarter wife—a wife who is all love and kindness three weeks in a month and a hell cat the rest of the time. No matter how your back aches —how your nerves scream-—don't take it out on your husband. For three generations one woman has told another how to go *‘smil- ing through with Lydia E. Pink- bam's Vegetable Compound. It helps Nature tone up the system, thus lessening the discomforts from the functional disorders which women must endure in the three ordeals of life: 1. Turning from girlhood to womanhood. 2 2. Pre- paring for motherhood. 3. Ap- proaching “middle age." Don’t be a three-quarter wife, take LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND and Go * Smiling Through." HOW OFTEN CAN YOU KISS AND MAKE UP? EW busbands can understand why a wife should turn from a pleasant companion iato a shrew for one whole week in every month. You can say “I'm sorry" and kiss and make up easier before marriage than after. Be wise. Ifyou want to hold your husband, you won't be a three-quarter wife. For three generationsone woman has told another how to go “smil- ing through’ with Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound. I$ helps Nature tone up the system, thuslessening the discomforts from the functional disorders which women must endure in the three ordeals of life: 1. Turning from girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre paring for motherhood. 3. Ap- proaching “middle age.” Don’t be a three-quarter wife, take LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S oMPOUSDad Go “Smiling Through,”
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