——— — T N BOCOOOOOOC ahh ot et 2 You Can 0 Who Adve NINE times out lingly returns yo fied. OO PRP PRP Ra a Sa a Se Se Se Pt Fh Fh 1 Fi Fl FP 0 FF TP SP 0 PS SP PO trade or your co him. BOOO00 DOC OOOO Dattani in ide year. have the larger out the promise Don’t miss the DOOOOOOO0000000000 a a SSS AO ) he Depend On The Man [tises of ten you will find that the man who advertises is the man who most wil- ur money if you are not satis- He has too much at stake to risk losing your nfidence. You can depend on He is not in business for today or tomorrow only—Dbut for next year and ten years from next He knows the value of good will. You get better merchandise at a fairer price than he could ever hope to sell it if he did not volume of business that comes from legitimate advertising and goods that bear of the printed word. advertisements. This very day they call your attention to values that tomorrow you will be sorry you overlooked. “I work all the time and feel strong...’ race St, Muskegon, Mich. LYDIA E. PIN “I am 27 and a textile winder in the mill. I had cramps so bad that I had to cry many times. I used to sta days a month. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Tablets helped me wonder- fully. For the first time in my life I do not suffer. I can work all the time now and feel strong.— Mrs. Bennie Coates, 1963 Tere A Uterine Toni You Can Escape Periodic Upsets Women who must be on the job every day need Lydia E. Pinkham’s Tablets: They not only relieve periodic pain and discomfort . . . they help to correct the CAUSE of your trouble. If you take them regularly . . . and if yours is not a surgical case ...you should be able to escape periodic upsets. Chocolate coated . . . convenient . . . de= pendable. Sold by all druggists. 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N00) 0 + a Onna 0 8 3 re J he a AA RI AOOOOOOOOOOO000000000000 DO0O000000000000000000 ANE POPPER © _LUMBER-COA THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA. ‘ Poa & BO YOU KNOW WHY - - You Don’t Rave To Travel To See The Sights? brawn for this paper By Fisher ps GEE, PIPE THE POST eaRDS ny FRIENDS Have SENT hod ey ‘ fy A WISE OWL A well known man from Bainbridge pulled a fast one on Monday night and some of you other married men might try it some time. He says: “I went home quite a bit under the weather last night and my wife didn’t suspect a thing.” When ask if she couldn't smell his breath, he answered: “That’s just it. I ran the last block home and when I got to her I was all out of breath.” I won't tell you who it was, because if you try it and it doesn’t work, and you get the old rolling pin act from your wife you might want to get back at the guy who suggested it. One of our local physicians told one woman she must walk after each meal, so now, she takes all her meals at a cafeteria. While passing a little love nest on Donegal Street I heard the man of the house say: “Didn't you promise at the altar to love, honor and obey me, wifey?” And his wife answered: “Goodness knows what I promised! I was listening to hear what you prom- ised.” Girls who used to flag the trains with their petticoats now have to let the trains crash together head on. A young bride was boasting of her good fortune of having a perfect hus- band and she said: “I have a wonder- ful husband.” The divorcee too whom she was talking, sarcastically exclaim- ed “Just beginners’ luck.” No matter how natural they look, wigs always give false impressions. Our local dumb Dora told me that she always thought a football coach was the carriage the players rode in to and from the football games. I met a man from Florin who had the best reason for not going to church ‘that I have ever heard of. On Mon- day when the minister saw him he asked:” Why don’t you come to church any more?” The man, very frankly answered: “For three reasons: Firstly, I don’t like your preaching; secondly, I don’t like your singing; and thirdly; It was in your church at a church party that I first met my wife.” And that, dear readers, is something to get mad about. One hears a lot about Byrd's hard- ships, but nothing of the comfort of opening the front door and not having a blizzard of handbills blow in. During his wife’s absence, a fellow from Salunga was “hatching” it, Hav- ing a fondness for solf boiled eggs for | breakfast, he decided to make some, his first morning alone. Not having a clock or a watch that was running to time the eggs he was at a loss to know when they were cooked. He suddenly | hit uopn an idea. He put the eggs on the stove, called long distance on the {telephone and when the operator told {him his time was up, (three minutes being the allotted time for a long dis- tance call without extra charge) he | took the eggs out of water and they | were perfectly done. That, housewives, is household ef- ficiency. It is lots cheaper to phone long distance than wind a clock. Even when parents know their chil- dren are bad they don’t want anyone else to think so. Speaking of housewives here's a lit- tle household hint for today. Attack a short wooden handle to your poodle dog and he will make you a very convenient mop for washing pots and pans. Last Saturday night Johnny Charles said to his girl friend: “A penny for your thoughts,” She said: “What do you think I am, a slot machine?” Hearing a chap say that during his vacation he “hit all the high spots “doesn’t necessarily mean that he has been on the montains. A stranger walked into a certain newspaper office in a nearby town and the office boy said: “The editor is loaf- 3razil Rain-Drenched in One Part; Dry in Other Geographically, Brazil is divided int two great sections—the plateau coun try in the East, which includes nearly one-third of its territory, and the great interior tropical plains, drained by the Amazon system and in a smaller de gree by the Rio de la Plata tribu- taries. The country lies almost en tirely in the torrid zone, observes a writer in the Kansas City Star. In general it is a tropical country, with subtropical and temperate areas in the South and in the central plateau re gion. The forest-covered lowland val: ley of the Amazon is a region of high temperatures which vary little through- out the year. There is no appreciable change of season except in the vari- ation of rainfall. The coastal plains lying between the plateaus and the sea are subject to high temperatures and humidity as far south as Santos. The varied rainfalls are one of the peculiarities of the climate of torrid Brazil. Whereas three years may pass in the northern state of Ceara without rain, other sections are drenched for months with tropical downpours. The country is fortunate in being free from the earthquakes and hurricanes common along the great Cordillera from Chile to Mexico and in the Carib- bean countries. Coffee is found chiefly in the tem- perate plateau regions and in southern Brazil. This is the principal source of Brazil's wealth, with the states of Sao Paulo and Matto leading in pro- duction. The latter has an area of 530,000 square miles and is the prin- cipal cattle state of Brazil. SO History of Letter “P” of the Present Alphabet The letter P, the sixteenth letter of our alphabet, was written in the Phoenician from right to left, accord- ing to an authority in the Chicago Tribune. It is interesting that, al- though the Greek alphabet is general- ly considered to have descended from the Phoenician, the Etruscan and Um- brian symbols for P more closely re- semble the Phoenician than they do the Greek symbol. The early Roman form of the letter was similar to the Greek, but as time went on the form became more and more rounded. It was not until imperial times, however, that the semi-circle was completed and the letter had reached the form it now retains, The sound represented by the symbol always has been the breathed labial stop. The letter Q was in the earliest Greek alphabets the symbol koppa, which was retained in Tonic Greek merely as a symbol for the figure 90. The pronunciation in Greek is the same as K. In Latin Q is commonly used in combination with U pro- nounced as W before a following vowel as in the English quill. The letter R, called rho in Greek, often was written in early Greek alphabets as D, which caused confusion between the two let- ters. No consonant has a more varied pronunciation than R. called sigma in Greek, ried pronunciation. It ed as sh, as Z, or as a The letter §, also has a va- may be sound- hiss, sts Gy Anse More Millions For Ford Plant Expansion gives 7,500 ton daily steel capacity. The construction of two huge steel mills costing $12,000,000 including the expansion plans announced last week, is being interperted by the press of the country as a step by Ford towards in- dependence of the steel corporations as a source of supply. The new mills will require eight months to complete, give employment to 500 additional men, enable the Ford factory to produce 3,000 cars a day without buying a pound of steel in the market. Two New Mills Buildings costing $650,000, machinery and equipment total an additional in- vestment of 36,000,000; the sum repre- sented by the two mills. About 229,400 square feet of space are provided for in addition to the 64,- 500 square feet in the present mill. The increased facilities will furnish the 36 different kinds of steel required in the manufacture of Ford products. 7,500 Tons Daily Fifteen hundred added tons daily will give Ford a capacity of 7,500 to- tal tonnage. The present Newton mill at Monroe is geared for a 6,000 ton production per day now. Caissons are already being sunk for foundations of the two big new mills to be erected east and west of the present open hearth steel mill build- ings. The east mill will supply cold strip in sheets up to 84 inches in width; the west, hot strip, 48 inches wide. ing and cannot be disturbed.” The stranger exclaimed: “When he’s less busy, please tell him he is fired! I've just bought this paper.” Heard while passing an open win- dow on Main Street, wife: “I was a fool when I married you?” Hubby, agreeing: “I knew that but I thought you would improve. However, now I realize my mistake”..... you can judge for youreslf what happened after that. Some people wash their faces Each mawnin’ in de sink— Ah use a drinkin’ fountain, And does it while Ah drink. A WISE OWL “THAT LITTLE GAME” A PHILOSOPHER » “WES <0 BLAME, 7, “| ouch RECREATION 3 A Wl GAME. WHEN | TARE CIGARS FELLAS, WHEN | HEAR A GUN SAY W\S WIFE WONT ~ SAND FOR TMS OR THAT \ KNOW THAT Now MN WIFE AND | CAME TO A LW AGREEMENT AND WiLL WOR OUY AS SUCCESSFULLY UI\TH ANY OTHER COUPLE, MY UEE PLAYS *BRIDGE" EVEN WEDNESDAY 7/| AFTERNOON ,- EVERY WIFE SHOULD WAVE SOME — AND \ PLAY “PORER” EVER SATURDAY NIGHTY,- EVERY SHOULD WANE SOME SUCH RECREATION « — Now THEN, \F MY UW\FE COMES HOME ATE FROM "BRIDGE" AND KEEPS ME WAVTING FOR) MY SUPPER, ) DONT JUMP ALL OVER WER, \ GWE HER A SMWING L\FY,~ AND \N ToQN { AMY MEETS ME WITH A SMILING COUNTENANCE WHEN | GET WOME LATE FROM WOME F000. MYSELF \ ALSO | TARE WIREY SOME CANDY, - NYoU'NE GoY Yo ENEN UP with YouR WWNES, MATRIMONY \S Full oF JoY WHEN Nou MARE TV A FIFTY - FIFTY BUT \TS ALL WRONG WHEN You TN To MARE \T SEVENTY — THIRTY YoU WEE ON TE SHORTY END - (Le BET WES GOIN' INTO PowT\CS AND \S CHIRPIN' FOR THE FEMALE YOTES. - \F YOU HAD MARRIED WHAT \ DID ov WOuLDNTY TALK THAT | | Smoky Substitutes Long Used Before Glass Lamps The story of lamps and lighting is a long one and that part of fit that deals with the early settlers in New England holds many interesting features, notes a writer in the De- troit News. One of them is the betty lamp, which was really a boat-shaped iron vessel with an open wick. This, however, was burned sparingly, for it gave off a rank-smelling smoke and the glow was so feeble that it was of little assistance. About the same time candle-wood, a resinous pitch pine, was cut into strips for lighting. It was more practical, as it burned brightly, but there was still the problem of the dense smoke. Rush lamps were also used. because they were easy to obtain, being noth- Ing more than cat-o’-nine-tails braid- ed or bundled and soaked in oil or tallow. Bayberries, as well as the fat of wild animals, were used when tal- low was not obtainable because cat- tle were scarce, nly Candles were used for special occasions. After putting up with all of these inconvenient methods of lighting, the coming of the Sandwich glass lamp was welcomed by the housewives of the early days. By 1800 the glass lamp was in general use, Cinderella’s Slipper Although the folklore of many lands contains the inspirational story of Cinderella's romance, the different versions are not legends but variations of a romantic and true incident in the life of Rhodopis, the ‘‘rosy-cheeked queen” of Egypt, who reigned 2,000 vears before the birth of Christ. His- tory relates, writes G. R. Turner in the Kansas City Times, that on a cer- tain day in that distant past Rhodopis was bathing in the Nile when a strong gust of wind carried off one sandal and laid it at the feet of the Egyptian king, who was presiding over a court of justice almost a mile away. The daintiness of the sandal so impressed the king that he offered a reward for knowledge of the owner’s name. Rho dopis claimed the reward, courtship followed, and soon she was queen of Egypt. Queen Christina Christina, queen of Sweden, was born in 1626. Her father died when she was six years old. She became queen in her eighteenth year. Urged to marry, with her cousin, Charles Gustavus, suggested as the most suit- able consort, in 1650, she appointed Charles her successor. She soon de- sired to abdicate in his favor, and finally did so in 1654, leaving the coun- try in male attire, under the name of Count Dohna. She embraced the Cath- olic religion and lived for many years in Rome, dying there in 1689. Criminology Research Cesare Lombroso, famous criminol- ogist of the late Nineteenth century, founded criminology as an independ- ent subject of research. The study of crime is conditioned by the difficulty in gathering significant statistics, the changing concepts of crime and by the fact that each country decides for itselt of what crime consists. Social, environmental and individual influ- ences are very complex, and criminol- ogists do not consider their results conclusive. rt AA Rn: When in need of Printing, (anything) kindly remember the Bulletin. sms tA A Amr: The “BULLETIN” Job Print- ing Department is busy is that we do work promptly and please our patrons. It is your ORDER we are after. 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