The Mount Joy bulletin. (Mount Joy, Penn'a.) 1912-1974, May 02, 1934, Image 6

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A WISE OWL
Its pretty tough when a certain chap
here fools his kids the way he does.
He has a boy who is nearly thirteen,
who just learned that the gas meter is
not a bank.
A young fellow at Florin made the
wise crack that he is the idol of the
family. He's right, too. I know he has
been idle at least four years.
Well, really, this particular guy has
been out of work so long his tape worm
died.
Believe you me—every husband has
but one wife and the ice man has the
pick.
Met a chap up at “Chet’s” recently
who wanted to be so blamed refined
that he ate a banana sideways, think-

HEALTH TALK
WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B
APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH

Soft living has created a very de-
finite tendency, especially among the
young people, to slouch and slump.
Relaxation, which is overworked in
nearly all departments of life, is no-
ticeable in this physical aspect. Con-
sequently, the many physicians are
reporting rounded shoulders and the
weak abdominal walls with some-
times an association of nervous dis-
turbances. Apparently the average
person is not sufficiently informed on
the detrimental possibilities of the
habitually bad posture, states Dr.
Theodore B. Appel, Secretary of the
Health.
Faulty habits of walking, stand-
ing, and sitting very easily can dis-
turb the normal relation of organs,
as well as the proper circulation of
the blood. In extreme cases mis-
placement or falling of the abdom-
inal and pelvic organs, and even of
the stomach, can directly result from
this type of neglect. Barring an ac-
tual disease that interferes with the
muscular or bony bodily structures
thus preventing the normal support,
laziness and indifference are the only
reasons for bad posture.
The advantage, both physical and
mental, derived from a snappy car-
diage is well known in military cir-
cles. In fact, if one be observant he
will note that the majority of to-
day’s successful men and women car
ry themselves with a measure of dis-
tinction. Mental agility, resourceful-
ness and stamina somehow just nat-
urally carry with them the physical
alertness and a soldierly set up.
However, after years of poor pos-

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JUST A HOARDER?
Jessie, queen ostrich at the London
zoo, died rather suddenly one day,
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and when they tried to find out |=
what had caused poor Jessie’s death
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You can learn Bookkeeping, Banking, Shorthand and
Typewriting at home in half the time, and at one-fifth
the cost of attending a business college. You can com-
plete the course in bookkeeping or banking, and receive
your diploma in two months. You can learn to write
over 100 words a minute in shorthand in less than two
months, and you can become an expert, rapid typist in
six weeks.
A small down-payment and easy monthly terms will
get you started immediately. Complete satisfaction and
a good position guaranteed, or your tuition will be re-
funded in full. Send ten cents in coin or stamps for
complete descriptive literature of the courses in which
you are interested. Do it today.
AMERICAN
CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOL
1850 Downing St., Denver, Colo.
Covers the ENTIRE United States

A 62-Acre Farm
TO BE SOLD AT DEPRESSION PRICE
BANK BARN, SILO, GOOD FRAME HOUSE, CON-
CRETE BLOCK 2-CAR GARAGE AND BUTCHER
HOUSE, BROODER House with Incubator 24x60 feet,
many other POULTRY HOUSES, room for 1,000 hens,
meadow pasture, running water, spigot water at house
and barn, fruit etc. House has all modern conveniences
such as light, heat and bath. Here’s a dandy farm to
be sold at about half its value several years ago. Good
reason for selling.
Jno. E. Schroll
REALTOR MOUNT JOY, PA.

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ing # was ear of corn ture, it is a real problem to correct it
Mental attitude will play a large
part in remedying the situation, as
indeed has been the case in devel-
oping wrong carriage in the first in-
stance. This will be no mean hurdle
to overcome. A very definite amount
of concentration will be necessary if
results are to be permanently ach-
ieved.
Those who are young or middle
aged could with much profit join a
gymnasium class and thus receive
the benefits of instruction in exer-
cises recommended for the strength-
ening of the abdominal muscles and
for restoring the organs to normal
position. The family physician should
be consulted in this connection and
barring gymnasium facilities car ad-
vise on setting up and muscle cor-
recting home exercises.
But the point to be emphasized is
{that academic information on the
subject and disciplining the mind to
spply such knowledge are two very
different matters and the latter de-
mands a real and prolonged effort.
Good posture is a physical, social
and business asset. But its real
value lies in the physical and men-
Now I know why Danny Moore,
down at Drytown, don’t play the ac-
cordion any more—he says it pinches
him.
I just heard of a section in which
there are no cemeteries—the dead walk
around.
The other day a fellow who's feet re-
semble box cars, went to the Lincoln
Shoe Repair for a shine. Joe said:
“Close the door, I've got a day's work
here.”
Edgar Hagenberger told me he went
to a certain store and just because they
didn’t have the change for a half dol-
lar after he bought a tie, he was com-
pelled to take nine more.
In front of the postoffice Saturday
night. One High School girl to another.
“Did you take a bath?”
“Why, was there one missing?”
I asked Clyde Eshleman if he files his
nails and he replied: “No, I throw them
away.” tal reactions to the subject who ach-
ieves it. In short, from all the angles
A fellow here went to an auto grave- | n,,st decidedly it does not pay to be
yard and bought a car and on his way | slouch.
home he said he had to put it into sec- EE EE
ond to cross the trolley tracks. Officer: Here, man, I have caught
you stealing an auto.
I fear the only way they will ever| Thief: It was standing in front of
catch that man Dillinger is if a pig this cemetery and I thought the
squeals. owner was dead.
A fellow on East Main street said he| Patronize Bulletin Advertisers
was born in a hospital. A dumb bell
asked him if he was sick and he said:
“No, I just wanted to be near my
mother.”
it was a penny. With a black expres-
sion he explained: “Keep the paper for
me while I run back to Sunday School
and get my dime out of the collection
box.” He had made the wrong de-
posit.

Up at the Peris Mfg. Co. at Florin
Monday a man was shell shocked. He
fell over a bag of peanuts. a
es The three quickest means of spread-
ing news: telephone, telegraph, tell-a-
woman.
A preacher on looking up from the
sermon he was reading was horrified
to see his young son in the gallery pelt-
ing the congregation below with chest-
nuts. Before he could get out a word
of reproof, his young hopeful cried
out: “You ‘tend to your preachin,’ dad-
dy; I'll keep ’em awake.”
Here's a tip. Don’t buy, thermome-
ters now. They will be LOWER next
winter.
John Miller says he’s too tender
| hearted to be an electrician he could
I was at a party last night and it was | never kil-o-watt.
one of these ritzy ones where you have |

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VERY MODERN HOME
On an 80-foot front lot, house has 8-rooms and bath, slate roof,
large porch, hot water heat, oil burner, hot and cold cellar, all
cemented, possession any time. This is one of the best built homes
in Mount Joy. Only reason for selling, but one person in the fam-
ily. I will cheerfully show this property. No. 442.
Modern 7-Room House
On a 60-foot lot, corner, bath, oil burner, slate roof; house recently
painted and papered. 2-Car Garage, poultry house, fruit, etc. Come
and inspect.
JNO. E. SCHROLL, Realtor
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
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to present your card and be an-| Sunday night Joe Detweiler’s girl
nounced. Well, just as I was going in a| said: “Oh Joe, I adore that funny lit-
gentleman with his family said to the|tle step of yours. Where did you pick
butler: “Please announce Mr. and Mrs. | it up? Joe said: “Funny nothing, my
ollar and daughters.” The butler suspenders are busted.
went into the hostess and in a loud] pn
voice called: “Three bucks.” Two girls from Mount Joy street
— were out on a double date Saturday
At a newly married couple’s home night. Sunday morning they met and
on Monday night the husband was|were discussing their date when the
seated at the supper table when he one said: “Gee, but that date last night
said to his wife: “Darling, these buns|was fresh.” “Why didn’t you slap his
are only half done.” And his wife re- | face?” Her girl friend asked. “I did,”
plied: “I know it, dear. That's as far |she replied,” and take my advice, nev-
as I got baking them by radio when an |er slap a guy when he’s chewing to-
S.0.S. came in. | bacco.”

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Just then the percolator fell over and| A young mother went into Tyndall's
strained it's coffee. | drug store and asked for some ster-
i eee ilized ink for her baby. “Annie” finally
A lady from out at the Back Run was | learned that it was Stearate of Zinc
riding on a street car at Lancaster and | and not sterilized ink that the mother
was approaching her destination. She | wanted.
went up to the Conductor and said: |
“Which end do I get off at?” The con- | A man from Newtown tried to shave
ductor answered: “Makes no difference | himself with a razor his wife had used
Ma’'m both ends stop.” to sharpen a pencil and after cutting
A his neck numerous times he called to
A small boy went down to the Cut his wife: “Bring me a glass of water I
Rate to buy the Sunday paper. Laying want to see if my throat leaks.”

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they found she had not been sticking
to a strictly usual ostrich diet. Her
stomach was found to be rather hard
and lumpy, a condition which was
readily explained when it was open-
ed, for there Jessie had concealed:
Three handkerchiefs, pair of gloves,
four pennies, a half-crown, 13 nails,
a lead pencil, five screws, two stap-
les, six washers, four yards of string
and three buttons. Of course, this
may not have brought on Jessie's
death, but no doubt it had something
to do with it.
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C. S. Frank & Bro. Sale
Don’t forget the Community Sale
tonight at 7 P. M., near town, of T.
B. tested cows, also shoats, chicks,
merchandise and fruitby C. S. Frank
& Bro.
I’ll Tell You Free
How to Heal

Simply anoint the swollen veins
and sores with Emerald Oil, and
bandage your leg. Use a bandage
three inches wide and long enough
to give the necessary support, wind-
ing it upward from the ankle to the
knee, the way the blood flows in the
veins. No more broken veins. No
more ulcers nor open sores. No
more crippling pain. Just follow
directions and you are sure to be
helped. 9 Your druggist won't keep
vour money unless you are.
Not Just Another
Pill To Deaden Pain
But a wonderful modern medi-
eine which acts upon the conditions
which CAUSE the pain. Take them
regularly and you should suffer less
and less each month. PERSISTENT
USE BRINGS PERMANENT RE-
LIEF. Sold at all good drug stores.
Small size 50¢.
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
TABLETS
FOR RELIEF AND PREVENTION
OF PERIODIC PAINS

How One Woman
Lost 20 Lbs. of Fat
Lost Her Prominent Hips —
Double Chin — Sluggishness
Gained Physical Vigor—
A Shapely Figure.

If you're fat—first
cause!
_Take one half teaspoonful of
Kruschen Salts in a glass of hot
water in the morning—in 3 weeks
get on the scales and note how many
pounds of fat have vanished.
Notice also that you have gained
in energy—your skin is clearer—you
feel younger in body—Kruschen will
give any fat person a joyous surprise.
Get a bottle of Kruschen Salts
from any leading druggist anywhere
in America (lasts 4 weeks) and the
cost is but little. If this first bottle
doesn’t convince you this is the
easiest, SAFEST and surest way to
lose fat—your money gladly returned.
remove the

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All Taxes $48 Year
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