THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21st, 1934 + 0 oD R2 4 2% 2% RS 2% | 2% RR 2 You Lan vepen + 2% 00 5¢ 2 4 WD | ne #1 D& oO ! OG D6 | ee Un € a 28 DC WY | RE yt > Wh ly OC * 6 ty o OC Hitt and Runn—0f Course You Can See These Boys are Mighty Good ETE Pals! BY HITT WELL— WHAT STARTED THE ARGUMENT AMWAY - BUT My LOYALTY TO YQU - BAY — WERENT A FIT SUBTEST WHAT THE WARDEN SAIL — WELL | OVERWEARD Hit THAT VQ Ax-NOW FORGE ME = WELL OF COURSE L AS LDIONT MEAN TO HURT YOUR Bg | | A GOOD PA- BUTTED FEELINGS - COME TELL ME { ToLd HM 1 | YOu WE Sn OHOOOO0000000000000000 3 9 22 Re X Rls 7 5¢E 00 | 28 2R RG 23 33 32 | NINE times out of ten you will find that the Xa 5 man who advertises is the man who most wil- 3 + DOO0O0O0C0 ERS O O¢ lingly returns your money if you are not satis- fied. 3 3 ¥ He has too much at stake to risk losing your 2 trade or your confidence. You can depend on 33 him. He is not in business for today or tomorrow only—but for next year and ten years from next year. He knows the value of good will, You get better merchandise at a fairer price than he could ever hope to sell it if he did not have the larger volume of business that comes from legitimate advertising and goods that bear | | ok NOOOOOOOO0OO0O0OOO0O000000000000000C RJ | LQ . . i 88 out the promise of the printed word. + 28 | 0 Don’t miss the advertisements. This very day PY . they call your attention to values that tomorrow + you will be sorry you overlooked. AE | 56 eS | 2 2 | OOK POO | 0 td * ia ETS mm CC © Far Cheaper Than You Can Build VERY MODERN HOME On an 80-foot front lot, house has 8-rooms and bath, slate roof, large porch, hot water heat, oil burner, hot and cold cellar, all cemented, possession any time. This is one of the best built homes in Mount Joy. Only reason for selling, but one person in the fam- ily. I will cheerfully show this property. No. 442. Modern 7-Room House On a 60-foot lot, corner, bath, oil burner, slate roof; house recently painted and papered. 2-Car Garage, poultry house, fruit, etc. Come and inspect. o JNO. E. SCHROLL, Realtor MOUNT JOY, PENNA. PDR @ 7 \° To ATTRACT ATTENTION Thus Newsba rFurnishes 1% pe his exiFa Sewice TREE OWL LAFFS Thursday Is His Birthday (From page 1) Since his death on December 12, 1799, | the nation remembers him by that im- | mortal epitaph: “First in peace, firstin | war, and first in the hearts of his coun- trymen.” The Death of George Washington | { —— en cr St — eae bm eee] pe EE re int Xe hd | » ed Fr = — fy Dy Rn She ~ SP — H — hl On the morning of December 13, 1799, General Washington was making some improvements in front of Mount Vernon. Although it began to rain and | sleet, he kept working. When he had | finished, he took great care to prevent | 1a cold by changing his clothes, but | BY WISE OWL A > = es - | “THAT LITTLE GAME" — —————SUSPICIOUS V7 aA 77 7 7 7 or il = 2 , / V4 7 / / A \ 2 Z ) z i WES SNIFFIN A CANT A FELLA HE'S GoT A 7 4 7 DECK Our | AROUND OUR A I f 7 f sev THERE. 7 CoAts FoR WW / BY coaT ? \ BELIEVE WE LIKES 7 HOOCH - 7 er NOT Te’ “ou ARE! THE EXERCISE, ION Sie in RUN" | 4 | ATIME TROTTIN' | STRENGTHENS ; 7X. MARE HIM =D SEE Your His HANDS HE MAKES 7X PAY Yo MTT BACK AND FORTH - J HE MAKES Wh SEE ‘EM “TRIPS 7A ) i BEHIND ME « bi 7) Gch T7774] ww! Dont You jy 7) ’ i pane NouR , | RACK AND | a Lies AN feng ¢ WE TABLE. 777, 7 nw hse. schadl i one. of. : ; At a Mitiop Grune seh ol one of | still he was overcome with nausea a- | the pupils said, You all how what | pout one o'clock. | the 1nsiae i € Cc cle 1S 1Ke | . OL 8 Oe | In the evening, the General com- One girl said, most of us do but lained of fiehi illnes d af you'd better explain it for the bene | BHC. 0 a signt i ness, an er fit of them that have never been in- | drinking one cup of tea he went into | | side one.” {his bibrary. Before retiring he did | : y i 2 : : | [not take anything for his cold because | A man ot 1a told me that he thought it should go as it had come. | while on a Me an cruise his! That night was spent in fever and wife wrote him ry port she, pain. At daybreak a vein was opened touched and touc -om every | by the overseer, but it gave no relief. port she wrote from. { Dr. Craik was immediately summoned _ { but could do nothing. The other phy- We have some men her in town | cin ' Toy en her pow | sicians who were summoned were also | ; have : illstone around their | W a. Eve a a 3p ap ne their | necks causec DY the sliver IoX a- | . . ina On the evening before Washington's | round their wives’ necks. | | death, the weather was very cold. The] The French are said to be really | family was gathered hear the couch | grateful over President Rooseve It's | watching for some sign of improve- Wilson Day speech. Why don’t they | ment. When the family servant asked | him how he felt he answered, “I am | very ill.” He then called Mrs. Wash- | | ington to him and said, “Go to my | Two Elizabethtown business men | desk, and in the private drawer you | were lunching together. The first, 2 | will find two papers—bring them to disciple of economy, was relating to | She brought them and he con- show their gratitude by paying a little something on account? » me. HEALTH TALK WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B APPEL, SECRETARY OF HEALTH RECIPES Tried and True | | | | These cold days the family will| enjoy the substantial Meat & Dump- | lings Meal. The following recipe will | “The diphtheria rate in Pennsylvania | has been reduced from 34.1 in 1906 prove popular. Try it. the other the various economical | changes he had made and how much money he was saving as a result. “Well,” finally interrupted the se-| cond. “I've been saving quite a bit myself lately. I discharged my blonde secretary and hired a young man at forty-five dollars a week.” “What salary did you pay the girl?”” asked the first. “Twenty-five dollars,” man replied. the second “Where's the saving there?” the first wanted to know. “Well, I don’t have to give so many presents to my wife now.” But here's a conversation that took place at the second man's home just before he fired his blonde secretary. To his wife he said, “Believe me, I've been pinching and scraping at the office.” His wife said, “yes pinching the stenographer’s cheeks and scraping the lipstick off our own!”....... And so he fired the blonde. Two pints make one gala. If the boy friend doesn't arrive on time, girls, and is fairly well snozzled. as well, remember the old | tinued, “These are my wills; preserve [this one and burn the other.” was immediately done. adage “Better lit than never!” At Philadelphia a week ago last went to his bedside and took his hand he said, “I find I am going. My breath plies to disease prevention. However, { when 2438 out of every 100,000 per- | ‘© | sons died from this disease, to 4.0 in| This | 1933 when but 398 out of every 100,- | | 000 persons succumbed to this disease. Lear, | This is but another conclusive indica- | | tion of the march of progress as it ap- | After Washington’s friend, cannot last long. I believed from the | responsible for even the present high-| | ly reduced death rate, it must be ad- | first that this illness would fatal. | 7. : hess Would Drove a | mitted that public opinion unfortunate- grange = Joy sll vy Lai ey py has not kept pace with scientific i | advancement, ” states Dr. Theodore B. accounts and settle my books.” Wash-| Appel, Secretary of Health. ington then asked if there was any-| “Diphtheria is a highly contagious thing else to do for he had a short time | and serious disease of the nose, throat to live. He looked to his death with |or upper air passages. It is caused by | perfect resignation. | the Klebs-Loeffler bacillus—named a About five o'clock Dr. Craik came | ter its discoverers. The presence of | into the room and the General said, the germ causes an area of inflamma- | “Doctor, 1 die hard, but I am not a- | tion over which a tough grayish-white fraid to go. I believed from my first | membrane Sp reads rapidly. attach that I should not survive. My the danger In diphtheria i$ hot from | the inflammation. The poison which breath cannot last long.” The doctor | the germs make and which goes all | was very much grieved and could not | through the patient's system weakens | say a word. | the heart, damages the kidneys and | About ten o'clock Washington made | can cause paralysis of various nerves | several attempts to speak but failed. | and muscles. At length he said to Lear, “I am just “This disease is spread BY : : | persons. It is always induced by more | going, Fiave me buried. Do) less direct contact with a diphtheria | not let my body be put into the vault or i tn than three days after I am patient or one recently recovered from > |it. Diphtheria carriers also spread it | dead. : Occasionally outbreaks are caused by | Ten minutes before he died his infectious persons contaminating some | breathing became easier. Lear took |food supply such as milk. | his hand and pressed it to his bosom. |a carrier of any disease is a person | and brown in butter. pepper | tender, then slices, then the dumplings. I ARENCE SCH MOUNT JOY, PA. Fh TP J _[LUMBER-CO a Friday during the wrestling match. | Dr. Craik put his hand over his eyes Marshall, who was on the mat, said|pecause Washington had passed from to Londos, “Say, I want you to help | his life without a sigh. me solve a puzzle.” Londos answered, “This is no time | for puzzles.” But Marshall answered, it is! Which are my legs and wh are yours?” that her husband had died she said: “Oh ves | “Tis well. All is over now and I shall ich | soon follow him. I have no more trials i to pass through.” | mere renee Aer One fellow who always tells on | Insects are Destructive the girls ‘is Old Father Time. If it were not for the use of in- — sectides it would be impossible to Frank Germer, our local mail car- | to feed the world as it lives today, rier. remarked, “This bunch of bills|according to Dr. Henry G. Knight, in my pouch sure gives me a pain.” | of the Department of Chemistry and “Doc” Kuhns said, “Aw, they don’t | Soils. look so heavy.” ment of Agriculture that the annual Frank said, “I know, but they're loss caused by insects to growing all going to my house” i plants averages 10 per cent of their ings. She wanted to trim her hus- band out of his car, his country home and a thousand dollars a week alimony. insects reach a stupendous total. tree surgeon.” Have you heard about the six- day bicycle rider who was arrested for peddling without a. license? Met a little fellow sitting on the back porch of his home on Donegal Street and he was crying hard. Wanting to be sympathetic I and he cried. “Boo, Hoo' My daddy's gone away.” I said, “Don't cry come back.” And the little “That's just it. padcie!” I gave my sweetie a bunch of flowers and when I handed them to her I said, “Be careful, darling, they are a little wet.” And she said, “Why are they wet?” And I replied, “There’s still two dollars DUE on them.” little boy. Hell answered, a fallow He went after A certain old maid finally found a man who took an interest in her— she married an antique collector. Or have you heard of the woman whose husband’s business kept her in hot water all the time? He ran a restaurant and she washed the dishes Tomorrow being George Washing- tons birthday, I cannot tell a lie. Jim Berrier told me he knows at The aforementioned old maid was least one guy who is an honest graf- not from town. A WISE OWL When Mrs. Washington had learned | It is estimated by the Depart- | value. Loss to forest trees alone is Until you try to borrow money estimated at $100,000,000; loss to you never realize what CLOSE | livestock caused by flies, gnats and friends you have. larval forms account for another $100,000,000, destruction to stored And then there was the wife who | fabrics, grains, feed and foodstuff | wanted a divorce with all the trimm- easily reaches $200,000,000. These | losses added to the others caused by | | who is infected with its germs but who | {is not sick. After convalescence from diphtheria, a small proportion of per- | sons become carriers. | “If one is unfortunate enough to get | diphtheria, antitoxin is the only rem- | edy that can save life. Prompt reco- | gnition of the disease and the prompt | administration of antitoxin have cut] | the death rate from 40 per cent to 10 | | per cent in Pennsylvania. Even this | | fine record could be markedly reduced | were treatment made available to all] | children in the early stages of the dis- | ease. By the way, antitoxin never | | produces paralysis or bad hearts. “Effective as antitoxin may be for | | treatment, toxin antitoxin is the great | | preventer. It permanently immunizes. | | Three injections are made under the | skin with intervals of about one week | between them. However, it requires from three to four months after its administration for the body to develop! immunity. t “The means are at hand to fight { diphtheria to the death, but it cannot be done without a hundred per cent co-operation of parents. This yet re- mains to be accomplished. It is un- fortunately the old story of “You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink.” | —_———— | Golf Balls ! A golf ball usually consists of a liquid core (a paste enclosed in a! covered with spherical rubber bag) tape | windings of stretched rubber and thread, which in turn is cover- ed with gutta-percha or belata. These are molded on in a steam heated press. The pall is pitted (dimpled, brambled or meshed) give a lift to the ball when hit with a back spin. A difference of 1-1,000th of an inch in the depth of these pits may mean as much as 14 yards var- iation in its carry or distance. Patronize Bulletin Advertisers ter. I ask him who and he said, “A MEAT & DUMPLINGS Cut round steak into small squares | Add water, | simmer until cut in and salt. Let add potatoes a deep one) the lid should not be removed, else the dumplings will | be heavy. BAKED HAM Next time you bake ham, select the middle cut from a ham, about 5 inches thick. Remove the fat; chop fine (or grind); add one half cup of | brown sugar and spread thickly ov- er roaster, in a slow oven. the meat. Bake in a covered reel Is this supposed to be a fast train? | The advertisements said it was, re- | marked the excursionist to the con- To make dumplings: One egg, one | ductor of the Chicago Limited. | heaping teaspoon of baking powder, one cup milk; flour to make quite a | ductor. thick batter. Drop with a spoon. been | senger. Would you mind my getting put into the pan (which should be | off After the dumplings have Yes, of course, answered the con- I thought it must be, said the pas- and seeing what it is fast to? AND BE RIGHT Lift Your Shoulders 100 % WITH YOUR FASHIONS v 13 So fost vidoe 9. 0. 0. 0 0.0.0 KAR INIT XI 9, 0, 10000, 00 0 0. 0. 0. 0 0 S000 ge aged ade deeded 9, 4% % 0 0 9, 040 060 0 NPR ) pO OP 0690 3 9 f | Ny Je | INC ) edicts have ever been quite 3 popular as those two whic ve are going in for in a big way this season. The first one orders that necklines should be high . . . should, in fact, nestle right up under our chins. The second decrees that while our shoulders should not insist upon too much width and interest, a certain lift is not at all remiss. (McCall 7567, below, McCall 7571). The Chinese influence is easily sen in the frock illustrated in a It’s the Zero Hour for Piles | The big drive is on—you who have suf- fered for years—perhaps given up hope of relief, don’t give up. It’s your fight for your own personal relief. Itching, to Bleeding, Protruding Piles must go over the top. The PILE-O-DYNE treat- ment continues to give lasting relief, but you who suffer must do your part too! The PILE-O-DYNE treatment by fomentaion, is not, and should not, be light wool. Its high neckline, pointed sleeves "und slim silhou- ette are to wear and ex- tremely flattering. That's one hap- py thing about the high neckline . it is very becoming to almost every woman. If it is found to be too severe, a bit of jewelry will oftentimes soften its lines. The turtle-neck design and flaring epaulets of the other costume are right up-to-the-minute in their styling. (By courtesy of The Mec- | Call Company). classified with any other treatment now being sold. It is SUPREME—it is MARVELOUS—it ACCOMPLISHES— it produces RESULTS—it is a REAL- ITY. Words are just talk. Results are | what count. The PILE-O-DYNE treat-' ment proves itself by deeds, not words. Don’t waste time and money | on untried “cures” don’t risk dissa- pointment and above all, don’t be cut. | easy 4 $ { The PILE-O-DYNE treatment is based A on a thoroughly modern idea-fomenta- {| tion. A scientific simple to use. For information and our binding refund guarantee, write | today. Address, The Pearce Company Dept., N 22, Pitcairn, Pa. home treatment, J RE.
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