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A WISE OWL
We had our first sane, safe and noise-
less Fourth and I am pleased to note
that no one was shot and to be truth-
ful I didn’t hear of any one being half
shot.
Here's where a local father got a real
slam. He remarked to his daughter
that he hopes when she and her friend
are together they don't indulge in any
of that petting and kissing foolishness.
She said: “What do you want us to
do, scrap like the deuce when we're
together like you and mother?”
Money
The best friend of the masses,
The support of the classes.
The aim of the lassies,
The ruin of the asses.
A man at Landisville told me that
man is the only animal that laughs—
and yet when you look at some men
its hard to understand how the other
animals can keep from laughing zine.
This, to me sounded like a dirty dig.
On a recent church bulletin the pas-
tor’s theme for the following Sunday
was announced as “What is the Worst
Thing in the World?” Underneath this
appeared the words: “Singing by Our
Quartet Morning and Evening.”
A motorist going east asked a fellow
who was loafing at the postoffice corn-
er: “Is it far to the next town?”
Here's his reply: “Well, it may seem
further than it is, but you'll find
it aint.”
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A family at Florin had one of those
real old time scraps. During the argu-
ment she said: “What have you ever
U. S. May Buy
Part Of Crop
(From page one)
Heagy and Nauman Hershey, all of
Penn township. The district includes
Elizabeth, Clay, East Cocalico, West
Cocalico, Ephrata, Brecknock, War-
wick and Penn townships
District No. 3—John S. Shenk, Pe-
quea; H. H. Snavely, West Lampeter
| and John M. Kreider, West Lampeter.
The district includes Manor, Cones-
toga, Pequea, East Lampe.er, West
Lampeter, Manheim and Lancaster
townships.
District No. 4—Noah Weaver, Earl;
H. K. Martin, East Earl and Paul Lea-
man, Upper Leacock. The district in-
|.cludes Earl, East Earl, West Earl,
Caernarvon, Salisbury, Leacock, Up-
per Leacock and Paradise townships.
5 To Be Selected
From the group of 15 men the
United States government will select an
executive committee of five who will
supervise most of the program for to-
bacco growers in Lancaster county. In
addition, there will be township com-
mittees. Townships with large tobacco
j acreage will have individual commit-
tees. Townships with small tobacco
acreage will be grouped together to
form a district with a single commit-
tee.
The plan of the Government to buy
a portion of the 1932 crop was reveal-
ed to the farmers by S. S. Bard,
a member of the faculty of Franklin
and Marshall Academy, who was in
charge of the meeting and one of the
men who represented tobacco growers
of the county in recent Washington
conferences.
“I have seen the contracts,” Mr.
Bard told the growers, “and I know
that details are prepared.”
According to the plan, the govern-
ment will buy 1,000 pounds of tobacco
for each acre the growers reduce this
year. Government agents will take the
poorest tobacco of the 1932 crop. It
will be treated with some chemical to
destroy its value for smoking or chew-
ing and then will be turned back to the
farmer with the understanding that it
be used as fertilizer.
The price, it is understood, will be
“considerably better than that now
being received for fillers and as good
as some prices paid for wrappers.”
Mr. Bard made it clear to the farm-
ers that the Government has not yet
definitely decided to place this plan in
effect but if such action is taken only
those farmers who have reduced their
1933 acreaga can benefit by the plan.
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done to benefit any fellow man?”
He replied: “I married you, didn’t
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A woman on West Donegal street
scolded her little boy because he called
his aunt a dumb bell. His mother told
him to apologize so the lad went to
auntie and said: “Auntie, I'm awfully
sorry you're a dumbbell.”
A book agent called at a certain
home here in an effort to sell a book
called Universal Knowledge. The man
answered the door and said: “I don’t
need it Mister. My wife tells me all
that—and a lot more besides.”
I often wonder which is the worst—
swearing at a. golf ball or a mule out
in the country.
| A little fellow came home late from
school so his father scolded him. The
lad said he was kept in because he
didn’t know where the Azores were.
His dad said: “Next time remember
where you put things.”
HISTORICAL
Sunday, June 25
Charles T. Yerkes, capitalist, was
born 1837.
Custer massacre 1876.
Monday, June 26
First U. S. troops in France 1917.
Lord Kelvin, mathematician, was
born 1824.
Tuesday, June 27
Battle of Kennesaw Mountain in
1864.
Charles Parnell, Irish statesman,
was born 1846.
Wednesday, June 28
Battle of Monmouth 1778.
Otis Skinner, actor, was
1858.
born in
Thursday, June 29
W. E. Borah, Senator, was born
in 1865.
Molly Pitcher made Sergt. 1778.
Friday, June 30
Indian Territory established 1834
Charles VIII, of France, was
born 1470.
Seems to me they should call flap- |
per girls bungalows now because they- |
’re painted in the front, shingled in the |
back and have no attics. i
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Deaf people certainly have it all over
the rest of us because the
you can’t convict a man
hearing.
law says |
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A woman on Mount Joy sireet was |
scolding her daughter. She said: “Do
you know where bad little girls go!
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to?
Reply: Yes they go over town and;
watch the busses to see the traveling |
salesmen come in.”
Father—“What’s the reason tha
young man stays so late when he|
calls?”
Daughter—“I am, father!” |
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The sport roadster skidded around a |
corner, jumped up in the air, knocked |
over a lamppost, bumped into three |
cars, hit a stone wall and came to rest.
A girl climbed out of the wreckage.
“Darling!” she exclaimed raptureus- |
y. “That's what I call a kiss!”
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A chap told me that money isn’t ev-
erything in the world. “Well that may
| be true but its the thing I need most
! right now,” said a fellow on East
i Main street.
Saturday, July 1
Sir Robert Ball, astronomer, was
born 1840.
Battle of Gettysburg 1863.
Sunday, July 2
“Bob” Zupke, coach, was born in
1879.
President Garfield assassinated in
1881.
Monday, July 3
J. F. Hunnewell, author, was
| born 1882.
Battle of Santiago 1898.
Tuesday, July 4
Coolidge, 30th President,
Calvin
| was born 1872 at Plymouth, Vt.
Independence Day.
Wednesday, July 5
Admiral Farragut was born 1801
Thursday, July 6
Robert W. Babson, statistician,
was born 1875.
Friday, July 7
W. E. Manson, statesman, was
born 1815.
Hawaii annexed 1898
Saturday, July 8
Zeppelin, of airship fame,
born 1838.
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Mrs. Brown—“Why do you watch
for the baseball scores so carefully?
Are you interested in the game?
Mrs. Smith—No, but my husband
is a fan and I make it a rule never
to ask him for any money on days
when the home team loses.
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BARNEY Oldfield, world famous
automobile speed king, was a
prominent passenger on the first
regular passenger plane making
the distance between New York
and Chicago in 5 hours. Picture
shows Oldfield at Newark Airport
eating a World's Fair Sandwich,
served to passengers of the airline,
just before hopping off for the
Windy City.
World’s Fair Sandwich? It’s
made of a half cup of chopped ba
con blended with two teaspoons of
mayonnaise and served on toasted
or untoasted bread. United Air
Line stewards say it goes great
with coffee, milk or beer.
BIRD NEIGHBOR
THE BELTED KINGFISHER
The subject of our present sketch
probably not so well known to the
average citizen of town or city, is,
however, well known to anyone
who lives adjacent to a creek, lake
or pond in which may be found
small fish.
Qur bird as its implies is an ex-
pert fisherman using neither rod,
hook nor bait, yet gets its fish ev-
ery time it dives from its perch on
some dead stump or post overlook-
ing the water.
The Kingfisher is a thick set bird
about thirteen inches long, with
{ small undevelopel feet; two toes
pointing frontwards and two toes
backwards. The bill is large,
strong and pointed, and wide enough
in the base to take in a good sized
minnow. The plumage of the back
and wings is a dull leaden blue,
streaked with black and the under
portions are white. The female of
the species has a band of reddish
brown running across the breast.
The nest of the Kingfisher is
found at the end of a tunnel about
four feet long, dug by the bird in
the side of a high clay bank, along
a stream. The entrance is about
four inches in diameter and does
Restaurant Meal
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Professor Rose Tells What
Foods to Buy; Stew and
Soup Favored
This is the fifth of siz articles
showing how you can live health-
fully on 50 cents a day.
By Dr. Mary S. lose
Professor of Nutrition, Columbia
University
The biggest test faces the 50-
cents-a-day economizer when he
or she enters a restaurant, cafe-
teria or lunch room at noon.
The allowance calls for an ex-
penditure of only 25 or 30 cents.
This sum must be so used as to
make it buy the maximum amount
of energy and filling food. Here
is how it can be managed:
Soup ls Best Buy
If you are a man, the best buy
for the beginning of the meal will
be a thick soup, preferably bean,
tomato or pea, or a creamed soup.
The soup is generally served with
crackers or bread. Be sure to eat
all of the extras furnished.
For your entree, choose a slew,
or a large plate of goulash served
with noodles. If bread and butter
is included be sure to eat it. The
butter gives you calories and vita-
min A; the bread gives you calories
and if dark, minerals and vitamin
B, so important for a good appetite
and digestion. Dark bread gives
you the most for your money.
Is Hard Test
For 50-Cents-A-Day Economizer
A Day’s Meals for 50 Cents
Breakfast in Room
MAN
Pt. MilK cs
shredded wheat biscuits
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WOMAN
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8 prunes ...
1 ounce cornflakes ....
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Luncheon .n Cafeteria
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Meat and potato pie 15¢
1 glass milk be
APPIE BAUCE 5¢
25¢
WOMAN
Cream soup with crackers .
1 glass milk ...
Cinnamon toast ...
Supper in Room
MAN
1 pt. mK ne
1/2 loaf raisin bread
1/4 1b. bolODA corinne
WOMAN
1 pt. MIE nines —. bg
2 shredded wheat biscuits a
1 small grapefruit ... 5¢
2 large cookies ....... 3¢
16¢
Before Retiring: 1 tsp. cod liver oil
The Dessert Probl
The soup probably costs 10 canis,
the stew or goulash 15. Somelimes
you can vary the stew diet with
baked beans, macaroni and cheess,
spaghetti and tomate, or another
substantial, inexpensive dish. H
your budget affords another 10
cents, select a sweet dessert—pie,
cake or pudding. Such desserts
are inexpensive, and contain a gd
supply of readily available energy.
Many persons like coffee Wei 4
meal, but if you are living on 58
cents a day you cannot afford this
juxury. Coffee contains ne foo!
value except the cream and sugar
taken with it. If you feel you raat
ban.na or apple at a fruit stand.
The problem of eating the noon
meal is a little more difficult for a
woman. She will probably go to a
lunch counter or soda fountain, and
will want something lighter than
stew or goulash. Like the man, she
should start with a thick, nou’
ing soup, which will probably cu.t
10 cents. She should be sure to
cat the crackers supplied with it.
For dessert she may have a glass
of and a piece of cake or two
crullers or doughnuts. The milk
will coat b cents, the cake or crul-
lers 10 cents. She should finish by
have something to drink with ine
meal, buy a glass of milk.
Buy Fruit Outside
Do not buy fruit in tae
{aurant, cafeteria or lunch room.
1f you do, you will have to pay
considerably more. If you wart
fruit for dessert, wait until you
Jeave the restaurant, and buy a
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purebesing and eating a bit of fruit
outrice. Bananas are usually the
| best buy, food value considered.
| In the last article of this series,
| Professor Rose will give another
| 50-cents menu, and discuss some
foods you can prepare im your
room, without the aid of a stove.
not run straight, but is curved to
the right or left, ending in a cavity
about the size of a man’s head. The
nest proper is sometimes construc-
ted of grass and feathers and at
other times the six pure white eggs
are laid on the ground in the cavity
The Kingfisher may be seen lo-
cally at all seasons of the year,
along the Chickies Creek, flying up
or down the creek uttering its dis-
cordant notes. The cry of the bird
resembles the sound produced by a
watchman’s rattle. ~
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