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You can get all the news of this lo- cality for less than three cents a week through the Bulletin, A WISE OWL We had our first sane, safe and noise- less Fourth and I am pleased to note that no one was shot and to be truth- ful I didn’t hear of any one being half shot. Here's where a local father got a real slam. He remarked to his daughter that he hopes when she and her friend are together they don't indulge in any of that petting and kissing foolishness. She said: “What do you want us to do, scrap like the deuce when we're together like you and mother?” Money The best friend of the masses, The support of the classes. The aim of the lassies, The ruin of the asses. A man at Landisville told me that man is the only animal that laughs— and yet when you look at some men its hard to understand how the other animals can keep from laughing zine. This, to me sounded like a dirty dig. On a recent church bulletin the pas- tor’s theme for the following Sunday was announced as “What is the Worst Thing in the World?” Underneath this appeared the words: “Singing by Our Quartet Morning and Evening.” A motorist going east asked a fellow who was loafing at the postoffice corn- er: “Is it far to the next town?” Here's his reply: “Well, it may seem further than it is, but you'll find it aint.” ’ A family at Florin had one of those real old time scraps. During the argu- ment she said: “What have you ever U. S. May Buy Part Of Crop (From page one) Heagy and Nauman Hershey, all of Penn township. The district includes Elizabeth, Clay, East Cocalico, West Cocalico, Ephrata, Brecknock, War- wick and Penn townships District No. 3—John S. Shenk, Pe- quea; H. H. Snavely, West Lampeter | and John M. Kreider, West Lampeter. The district includes Manor, Cones- toga, Pequea, East Lampe.er, West Lampeter, Manheim and Lancaster townships. District No. 4—Noah Weaver, Earl; H. K. Martin, East Earl and Paul Lea- man, Upper Leacock. The district in- |.cludes Earl, East Earl, West Earl, Caernarvon, Salisbury, Leacock, Up- per Leacock and Paradise townships. 5 To Be Selected From the group of 15 men the United States government will select an executive committee of five who will supervise most of the program for to- bacco growers in Lancaster county. In addition, there will be township com- mittees. Townships with large tobacco j acreage will have individual commit- tees. Townships with small tobacco acreage will be grouped together to form a district with a single commit- tee. The plan of the Government to buy a portion of the 1932 crop was reveal- ed to the farmers by S. S. Bard, a member of the faculty of Franklin and Marshall Academy, who was in charge of the meeting and one of the men who represented tobacco growers of the county in recent Washington conferences. “I have seen the contracts,” Mr. Bard told the growers, “and I know that details are prepared.” According to the plan, the govern- ment will buy 1,000 pounds of tobacco for each acre the growers reduce this year. Government agents will take the poorest tobacco of the 1932 crop. It will be treated with some chemical to destroy its value for smoking or chew- ing and then will be turned back to the farmer with the understanding that it be used as fertilizer. The price, it is understood, will be “considerably better than that now being received for fillers and as good as some prices paid for wrappers.” Mr. Bard made it clear to the farm- ers that the Government has not yet definitely decided to place this plan in effect but if such action is taken only those farmers who have reduced their 1933 acreaga can benefit by the plan. a_i = done to benefit any fellow man?” He replied: “I married you, didn’t 1" A woman on West Donegal street scolded her little boy because he called his aunt a dumb bell. His mother told him to apologize so the lad went to auntie and said: “Auntie, I'm awfully sorry you're a dumbbell.” A book agent called at a certain home here in an effort to sell a book called Universal Knowledge. The man answered the door and said: “I don’t need it Mister. My wife tells me all that—and a lot more besides.” I often wonder which is the worst— swearing at a. golf ball or a mule out in the country. | A little fellow came home late from school so his father scolded him. The lad said he was kept in because he didn’t know where the Azores were. His dad said: “Next time remember where you put things.” HISTORICAL Sunday, June 25 Charles T. Yerkes, capitalist, was born 1837. Custer massacre 1876. Monday, June 26 First U. S. troops in France 1917. Lord Kelvin, mathematician, was born 1824. Tuesday, June 27 Battle of Kennesaw Mountain in 1864. Charles Parnell, Irish statesman, was born 1846. Wednesday, June 28 Battle of Monmouth 1778. Otis Skinner, actor, was 1858. born in Thursday, June 29 W. E. Borah, Senator, was born in 1865. Molly Pitcher made Sergt. 1778. Friday, June 30 Indian Territory established 1834 Charles VIII, of France, was born 1470. Seems to me they should call flap- | per girls bungalows now because they- | ’re painted in the front, shingled in the | back and have no attics. i i Deaf people certainly have it all over the rest of us because the you can’t convict a man hearing. law says | without a | A woman on Mount Joy sireet was | scolding her daughter. She said: “Do you know where bad little girls go! ye { to? Reply: Yes they go over town and; watch the busses to see the traveling | salesmen come in.” Father—“What’s the reason tha young man stays so late when he| calls?” Daughter—“I am, father!” | | t | The sport roadster skidded around a | corner, jumped up in the air, knocked | over a lamppost, bumped into three | cars, hit a stone wall and came to rest. A girl climbed out of the wreckage. “Darling!” she exclaimed raptureus- | y. “That's what I call a kiss!” et A chap told me that money isn’t ev- erything in the world. “Well that may | be true but its the thing I need most ! right now,” said a fellow on East i Main street. Saturday, July 1 Sir Robert Ball, astronomer, was born 1840. Battle of Gettysburg 1863. Sunday, July 2 “Bob” Zupke, coach, was born in 1879. President Garfield assassinated in 1881. Monday, July 3 J. F. Hunnewell, author, was | born 1882. Battle of Santiago 1898. Tuesday, July 4 Coolidge, 30th President, Calvin | was born 1872 at Plymouth, Vt. Independence Day. Wednesday, July 5 Admiral Farragut was born 1801 Thursday, July 6 Robert W. Babson, statistician, was born 1875. Friday, July 7 W. E. Manson, statesman, was born 1815. Hawaii annexed 1898 Saturday, July 8 Zeppelin, of airship fame, born 1838. EE Mrs. Brown—“Why do you watch for the baseball scores so carefully? Are you interested in the game? Mrs. Smith—No, but my husband is a fan and I make it a rule never to ask him for any money on days when the home team loses. — Gr QR was Patronize Bulletin Advertisers | [“THAT LITTLE GAME” Barter and Exchange g DRUMMER, HIS WIFE A BACHELOR, BROUGHT HIS SIMPLY HATES HE RAKED IN HEAVY Sa CASE or WE GAME A SOUP LADLE. WINNER = UTENSILS wikL LOOK Qu LIKE A WELL, FELLAS, Pur'ER INTHE | (ay, KEEP | KICKIN KITCHEN, I'M OVTA CHIPS Po, OLE iD. TRAY JUNR HERE'S You AND RALE AGAIN HERES WHERE OUTA THE CHANCE To MARE A HIT GAME = Vil RAISE (T FINE { ME « HOPE CHEST. CMON. With THiS | [WITH MY WIFE. {| er \N REAL | NEVER | [/ © Ns ALUMINUM SAUCE SHE'LL LOVE Jack OR WIN A WIFE PAN, THEY cost ME | | PoRER IF | NOTHIN WITH THAT Tin. 1 | THIRTY FINE CENTS, CONNECT WITH FACE. Tope WHOLESALE, SO A PAN - ANG LE] THAT GWES ME A WHO'S SAY? THIRTY CENTIMO C'MON. DRAG 1 Awe RIGHT? ; A\ gmat A J yD oe / Tt i THe oe [ Dn = [ INAUGURATE NEW | SPEED SERVICE [ot BARNEY Oldfield, world famous automobile speed king, was a prominent passenger on the first regular passenger plane making the distance between New York and Chicago in 5 hours. Picture shows Oldfield at Newark Airport eating a World's Fair Sandwich, served to passengers of the airline, just before hopping off for the Windy City. World’s Fair Sandwich? It’s made of a half cup of chopped ba con blended with two teaspoons of mayonnaise and served on toasted or untoasted bread. United Air Line stewards say it goes great with coffee, milk or beer. BIRD NEIGHBOR THE BELTED KINGFISHER The subject of our present sketch probably not so well known to the average citizen of town or city, is, however, well known to anyone who lives adjacent to a creek, lake or pond in which may be found small fish. Qur bird as its implies is an ex- pert fisherman using neither rod, hook nor bait, yet gets its fish ev- ery time it dives from its perch on some dead stump or post overlook- ing the water. The Kingfisher is a thick set bird about thirteen inches long, with { small undevelopel feet; two toes pointing frontwards and two toes backwards. The bill is large, strong and pointed, and wide enough in the base to take in a good sized minnow. The plumage of the back and wings is a dull leaden blue, streaked with black and the under portions are white. The female of the species has a band of reddish brown running across the breast. The nest of the Kingfisher is found at the end of a tunnel about four feet long, dug by the bird in the side of a high clay bank, along a stream. The entrance is about four inches in diameter and does Restaurant Meal | | Professor Rose Tells What Foods to Buy; Stew and Soup Favored This is the fifth of siz articles showing how you can live health- fully on 50 cents a day. By Dr. Mary S. lose Professor of Nutrition, Columbia University The biggest test faces the 50- cents-a-day economizer when he or she enters a restaurant, cafe- teria or lunch room at noon. The allowance calls for an ex- penditure of only 25 or 30 cents. This sum must be so used as to make it buy the maximum amount of energy and filling food. Here is how it can be managed: Soup ls Best Buy If you are a man, the best buy for the beginning of the meal will be a thick soup, preferably bean, tomato or pea, or a creamed soup. The soup is generally served with crackers or bread. Be sure to eat all of the extras furnished. For your entree, choose a slew, or a large plate of goulash served with noodles. If bread and butter is included be sure to eat it. The butter gives you calories and vita- min A; the bread gives you calories and if dark, minerals and vitamin B, so important for a good appetite and digestion. Dark bread gives you the most for your money. Is Hard Test For 50-Cents-A-Day Economizer A Day’s Meals for 50 Cents Breakfast in Room MAN Pt. MilK cs shredded wheat biscuits DEP. BUGATL ine ri apple (possibly two) era — PRS WOMAN 1 pt. miXx .. 8 prunes ... 1 ounce cornflakes .... LE Luncheon .n Cafeteria : MAN Meat and potato pie 15¢ 1 glass milk be APPIE BAUCE 5¢ 25¢ WOMAN Cream soup with crackers . 1 glass milk ... Cinnamon toast ... Supper in Room MAN 1 pt. mK ne 1/2 loaf raisin bread 1/4 1b. bolODA corinne WOMAN 1 pt. MIE nines —. bg 2 shredded wheat biscuits a 1 small grapefruit ... 5¢ 2 large cookies ....... 3¢ 16¢ Before Retiring: 1 tsp. cod liver oil The Dessert Probl The soup probably costs 10 canis, the stew or goulash 15. Somelimes you can vary the stew diet with baked beans, macaroni and cheess, spaghetti and tomate, or another substantial, inexpensive dish. H your budget affords another 10 cents, select a sweet dessert—pie, cake or pudding. Such desserts are inexpensive, and contain a gd supply of readily available energy. Many persons like coffee Wei 4 meal, but if you are living on 58 cents a day you cannot afford this juxury. Coffee contains ne foo! value except the cream and sugar taken with it. If you feel you raat ban.na or apple at a fruit stand. The problem of eating the noon meal is a little more difficult for a woman. She will probably go to a lunch counter or soda fountain, and will want something lighter than stew or goulash. Like the man, she should start with a thick, nou’ ing soup, which will probably cu.t 10 cents. She should be sure to cat the crackers supplied with it. For dessert she may have a glass of and a piece of cake or two crullers or doughnuts. The milk will coat b cents, the cake or crul- lers 10 cents. She should finish by have something to drink with ine meal, buy a glass of milk. Buy Fruit Outside Do not buy fruit in tae {aurant, cafeteria or lunch room. 1f you do, you will have to pay considerably more. If you wart fruit for dessert, wait until you Jeave the restaurant, and buy a res- | purebesing and eating a bit of fruit outrice. Bananas are usually the | best buy, food value considered. | In the last article of this series, | Professor Rose will give another | 50-cents menu, and discuss some foods you can prepare im your room, without the aid of a stove. not run straight, but is curved to the right or left, ending in a cavity about the size of a man’s head. The nest proper is sometimes construc- ted of grass and feathers and at other times the six pure white eggs are laid on the ground in the cavity The Kingfisher may be seen lo- cally at all seasons of the year, along the Chickies Creek, flying up or down the creek uttering its dis- cordant notes. The cry of the bird resembles the sound produced by a watchman’s rattle. ~ Why bother with slow actors when one tabl nful of this splendid and pleasant liquid remedy will cause gas, loa , heaviness, heartburn or aay upset Soadition of the stomach to speedily van! And why should any man or woman suffer another hour with indigestion or any stomach when the rem- edy that acts almost irstantly can be ay aera 'e is more to say about this wil le ds ne dont a ndent To All Who Suffer Stomach Agony, Gas and Indigestion Money Back If One Bottle of Dare’s Mentha Pepsin Doesnt Do You More Good Than Anything You Ever Used. 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