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Just follow directions and you are sure to be helped. Your druggist won’t keep your money unless you are. WATCH and CLOCK REPAIRING JOHN H. MILLER 48 West Main Street, Phone 211J MOUNT JOY, PA oN mar.30-t! HO YOUR SHOES? DONT TOO LONG BRIN N CITY SHO REPAIRING €0O. THE BULLETIN MOUNT JOY Does Anybody Want A Going Business? If You Do, Here It Is SODA FOUNTAIN CONFECTIONERY TOBACCO & CIGARS ENTIRE EQUIPMENT place of pusiness in ole f l.ancas- County’s leading boros, treet, near } center f town. Posses- yn: at ar time, but n't bother unless Building can be please d you can finance. not included but leased as desired. Jno. E. Schroll Phone 41J MT. JOY OUR. PRINTING | PRICES are LOWEST THE BULLETIN MOUNT JOY Swiftest and Best RHEUMATIC PRESCRIPTION 85 Cents Pain—Agony Starts to Leave in 24 Hours Just ask for Allenru—Within 24 hours after you start to take this safe yet powerful medicine excess uric acid and other circulating poisons start to leave your body. 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House has modern heat, baths, light, gas, ste., and is nicely located on Delta St., Mt. Joy. It’s a good investment. See Jno. E. Schell, Mt. Joy, jan7-tf NEW HOUSE CHEAP—I have 8 6-room House along the trolley at Flerin that I want to sell before April 1st. Has all conveniences and #ill sell for only $3,650 for a quick mle. This is Ne. 371 in my list Ino. E. Schroll, Realtor, Mt. Joy. BUT you can’t shave the back of your neek MT. JOY, PAN A WISE OWL I see by the papers that out in South Bend, Ind, a man caught a robin in a mouse trap. Of course that’s easy but I'd like to see him catch wasps and bumble bees in them like George Mumper at Florin. A golfer in an adjoining state hit a ball so hard it struck a gray squirrel and killed it. I'll gamble that’s more than he could have done with a shot gun. A fellow on Mount Joy street says: “When a man’s throat has become accustomed to 100 proof wood alco- hol, it is difficult to get him inter- ested in decimal point beer.” Somehow or other we can’t picture the old fashioned farmer who works from sun-up until sun-down, getting very enthusiastic over the thirty-hour week. One way to find contentment is to realize that you don’t need half the things you thought you needed back in 1929. The price of automobile tires has just been increased for the eight years. Naturally the pneumatic tire is the first thing to respond to in- flation A certain preacher delivered a won- derful sermon on extravagance. I couldn't for the life of me, see how a fellow could get all worked up about such a subject until I saw the Reverend’s wife sitting there wearing a new dress and hat. At the meeting of a local society the other evening everybody was making more or less noise when the presi- dent yelled: Order, order. A chap present yelled: and a glass of beer.” “Sandwich A woman on Marietta street, in tears, remarked to her husband: “You have broken the promise you made me.” He said: “Well quit crying; I'll make you another. A woman on East Main street went to the postoffice here and complained because she didn’t get the box of candy her husband promised to send her. A young fellow here tells me that in- stead of his married life being one sweet song as his wife predicted, it is one grand refrain. ‘She insists that he refrain from cards, “vefrain from smoking, refrain from clubs, refrain from attending ball games, refrain from going hunting, fishing, etc. A man in town asked me if I ever heard of the awful fright he got on his wedding day? Knowing his wife as I do, I don’t see how he can talk about her like that. A woman on East Main street asked her son why he and sister are con- tinually spatting. He said: “Mother I think its because I take after Daddy and sister takes af- ter you.” A woman in town went to Krall’s Tmeat wagon and asked if they had any slumps. Jim inquired what they were. She said: “My husband is always talking about slumps in the market, so I thought I'd try one.” “Say, why don’t you go back to your old home town and settle down?” “I drove away in a fine new 8-cy- linder car. I can’t go back in an old 815 four-cylinder flivver, can 1?” Poorpay (to tailor)—“T've know, I've had to sit a lot.” Tailor—“Did you also bring along my last bill, to be receipted? You know, I've had to stand a lot. A girl from Boston was visiting her relatives on a farm near here for the first time. She became very much in- terested in all the animals. One even- ing, as she stood at the back door, first time in | brought | this pair of pants to be re-seated. You | Mount'n Laurel Is State Flower to quarrel with him over his Mountain Laurel is a beautiful flower and sing- | ularly appropriate to this state, where it is to be found in abundance, Penn- | sylvania, in this respect, has followed most of the states. It is appropriate, for instance, that the orange blossom is the choice of Florida; the peach blos- som of Delaware the pine cone of Maine; the sage brush of Nevada; and the golden poppy of California, and the magnolia of Louisiana and Mississippi. Alaska’s preference for the yucca of New Mexico is easily understood, asis the Indian paint brush of Wyoming. The apple blossom is not adopted by Virginia, as might be presumed, but it is the preference of Arkansas and Michigan; Virginia claiming the dog- wood, while West Virginia selects the stately and brilliant rhododendron. The violet holds first honor, being the choice of four commonwealths, namely Illinois, New Jersey, Rhode Island and Wisconsin, while the golden rod rates second, being the choice of Alabama, } Kentucky and Nebraska. Strange to | say, the universal favorite, trailing ar- | butus, has but one claimant, Massa- | chusetts, and the mountain laurel, found There will be { | | dicision; the | | “THAT LITTLE CAME” I atl Carin NY B. Lin! ue ? , Wow Tew MY SHAY, — | WHAT DO Mou Do? (| 2 = 1] x) A / : 3 oem. You'RE MISHTAREN, ‘A NOY WHAT “(ov SHA\D.™ TisH HEMSHPHERE 11 WENT DRY AND (TSH SHOUYTERLY IMPOSHIBLE ~ Te] [avant [lode (ow pone | | WELW, Now ||| SAY #1 GEY SHORE Ree LET ME nee J SOMETHING, | JusH A - de | | SHECOND; / WHAT DID 0 Do? J Pa Yo > 2 \ ~~ 1 NN \ { Qe \ SEZ / | ~ ~ / COME ON, | | WHO'SH [ NO Av RIGHT, — HAAS, —| | PLavnN' THISH | Bony, | | IF NOBODY'SH PUT INA || 2 + | | PLANIN' THISH RED ONE.| | You OR ME! MITT \TSH USHLE SSH. {in great profusion in Pennsylvania, is | plucked by Connecticut. Colorado | chooses the graceful columbine, South | Carolina the yellow jasmine, and Mis- | souri displays a distinct taste in the | hawthern. Vermont joins the parade | with the red clover, Georgia with the Cherokee rose, New York with the rose | “variety undesignated—and Maryland | adopts the black-eyed Susan. Of course | none would have the effrontery to de- | prive Kansas of a whit of her glory in | the sunflower nor Oregon of the Oregon grape. The Lancaster Auto Club The Lancaster Automobile Club will carry its activities into the southern part of the county this { month, holding its regular meeting in the social hall of the Methodist church at Quarryville on Friday evening, May 26. Because of the Pennsylvania Motor Federation an- nual convention, being held at Al- toona May 18 and 19, the Auto Club meeting this month is the fourth Friday, not the third, as is custom- ary. Arrangements are being made to accommodate a large crowd at the Quarryville meeting. Nearly eight hundred attended the Club meeting at Elizabethtown last month, which officially opened the Club's 1933 ac tivities, and efforts are being made to have a banner attendance at Quarryville. The meeting will start at 7:30 o'clock, Standard Time, and 8:30 o’clock daylight time. The Lancaster Club will be re- presented by fifteen delegates at the State convention in Altoona and reports from this session will be given at the Quarryville meet- ing. In addition there will be en- tertainment, discussions and other features. Admission to the meeting is free without card or ticket, and the peo- ple of this section are cordially in- vited to attend. | Cut lemon dipped in table salt and rubbed on stained ivory knife handles etc., will remove the stains. etl Were Cold potatoes used instead of soap will clean the hands and make the skin soft and smooth. talking to her uncle Silas, she heard the low, mournful note of a cow. “Just listen to that poor cow,” said the girl—“mewing for her little | colt? Daughter—“Isn’t the world wonder- ful, Dad! Everything is so beautiful and there is so much to be thankful for!” Dad—*“Who is it this time?” The colored fellows may like water melon but they have nothing on Curley Hendrix. The other day some fellow at the Grey Iron asked Curley if he knew how | they get the water in watermelons. Curley said: “Sure. They plant them in the Spring.” “I wouldn’t drink out of that cup, said little Willie to the well-dressed city visitor; “that’s Lizzie’s cup, and she’s particular who drinks out of it.” “Oh, that’s all right, “said the man as he drained the cup dry. “I feel honored to drink out of Lizzie’s cup. Lizzie is your sister, isn't she?” “Not much! Lizzie is my pet pig.” A WISE OWL It'll Be Tuff On Motorists (From page 1) that the market has diminished to a great extent. Five bills have been introduced in Congress to compel the blending of al- cohol with gasoline, and four western states—Iowa, South Daketa, Illinois and Minnesota—have similar bills pend- ing. These measures could hardly be taken seriously were it not for the fact that Secretary of Agriculture is re- ported as supporting the idea. From the motorists’ standpoint, there are two strong and sufficient objections to such legislation, First, the cost of gasoline would be increased to the consumer from 1 cent to 4 cents per gallon, depending upon the price of corn. Second, the efficiency of the blended gasoline would be reduced. The cost of purchasing the raw ma- terial, manufacturing it and transport- ing the finished alcohol to the refinery would be such that one gallon of alco- hol made from corn would cost more at the refinery than the nine gallons of gasoline with which it would be blend- ed. Nearly all commercial alcohol, to- day, is manufacured by a simple pro- cess from Cuban molasses. Two ad- ditional steps, first, crushing, and then chemically processing to eliminate the starches, would be necessary before the corn would be ready for the final pro- F You WANT By DR. J. Qoob Teem-} M. WISAN Chalrman, Council on Mouth Hygiene, New Jersey State Dental Society TEN RULES FOR THE N the last three or four months I have discussed many phases of the problem of mouth health in this column. Responses from readers have been gratifying, showing as they do that there is a lively in- terest in this problem. One of the most common requests is for a set of rules giving in tabloid form the essential - practices which aid in forming healthy teeth. Such a set of rules is the following: 1 Remember the teeth are liv- ing tissues—affected by systemic health and in turn affecting body conditions. 2. Provide proper foods—pay- ing particular attention to milk, fruits and vegetables. This advice applies especially to expectant mothers and children, but should be followed by everyone desiring a healthy mouth. 8. Practice health-giving habits. Consult a physician for frequent checkup on physical condition. 4. Take children to dentist at early age. The most effective method of decreasing dental dis- eases i8 by giving the children the benefit of early and regular dental treatment. 5. When teath are crooked, have them straightened. Much decay in later life, dental diseases such as pyorrhea, and many disfigurements CARE OF THE TEETH of the face can be prevented by following this rule. 6. Keep mouth to brush the teeth carefully and thoughtfully before retiring and after every mieal if possible. Sce to it that all cides of all teeth are properly cleaned. clean. Learn 7. Do not depend on mouth washes and tooth tes to prevent mouth disease. Re ch workers have pro.el that th ir value lies only in kiening he -outh ccan. 8, Att to dental defects dure ing the incipi'nt staces. [If this advice is fo'lowed. mary teeth will be saved that wou'd o herwise be lost. This is best accomplished by making the visit to the dental office a regular hahit. The more suscep. tible your teeth are to decav the more frequently you should obtain dental treatment. 9. If teeth are lost be sure to replace them. If this is not done the other teeth move, cause irregu- larities in their arrangement, spaces will form between the teeth and in some cases the teeth will actually become loosened. 10. Have teeth X-rayed every vear. This will help the dentist discover defects before they assume serious proportions. X-rays will likewise enable him to find any in- fected teeth before they cause some systemic disorder. cess of fermentation. A necessary fea- ture of the proposed legislation, there- fore, if it is to aid the farmer, is the prohibition of the importation of mo- lasses. The efficiency of the gasoline would be greatly reduced by the blend, due to the tendency of the alcohol to sepa- rate from the gasoline and go to the bottom of the bulk, This part of the fuel supply would be the first to reach the carburetor of the car. The result would be difficulty in starting, and the lessening of essential smoothness of operation. To require the use of such a fuel in airplanes would be nothing short of criminal. Some European countries, having no native petroleum supply, require a blending of alcohol with gasoline for purpose of supporting local industry, but they recognize the relative ineffici- ency of such fuel as compared with gasoline such as we use, by providing that their ambulances and fire equip- ment may use straight gasoline because of its superior starting ability and its capacity to operate a vehicle smoothly. If the congressional measures are pressed for passage, the real victims— the 23,000,000 motorists of America— are certain to be heard from in a most emphatic way. SALE REGISTER If you want a notice of your sale inserted in this register weekly from now until day of sale. ABSO- LUTELY FREE, send or phone us your sale date and whem you are ready, let us print your bills. That's the cheapest advertising you can get Saturday, May 20—On the premises No. 10 Lumber Street, Mount Joy, household goods by Henry G. Carpen- ter and Ralph J. Cramer, Executors of Mrs. Mary Cramer. dec’d. Frank, auct. Saturday, May 27—On the premises at 219 East Street, Mount Joy, house- hold goods by Ed. Brown. Frank, auct. HALF - BREAKFASTED MAN,” says one of Gals- worthy’s characters, “is no good.” And he might even have included women in this statement—with all due respect to get-thin diets. Chilled Orange Juice Cereal Broiled Bacon with Fried Apple Rings Breakfast Muffins Blackberry Preserves Coffee Here is 2a menu which will not leave one “half-breakfasted,” for one really does need a fairly substantial meal in the morning to “get going,” even if ome has the habit of a “wake-up” cup of coffee—and it’s a rather nice habit. But some time before the morning Better Breakfasts is well along, a breakfast that is dainty and appetizing, and alse nourishing, does something for your day. Breakfast Muffins: Beat one egg, and add one tablespoon sugar and one-half cup milk. Add the contents of one 8-ounce can of drained lima beans pressed through a sieve. Add three fourths cup flour sifted with two teaspoons baking powder and one- fourth teaspoon salt. Add two tablespoons melted butter, pour into buttered muffin pans and bake in a 375-degree oven for about twenty-five minutes. This makes six to eight muffins. (The dry ingredients may be measured and sifted and the beans put through a sieve the night before, to save time in the morning.)*®
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