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WEDNESDAY, NOV. 26th, 1930
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Clyde Gerberich told me that one of
their employes asked him for a raise
recently. The chap said be wanted it
for two reasons.
Clyde asked what they were and
the man said: “Twins.”
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Not long ago, they hirea a new
guard at our County Jail. One day
the Warden said: “Do you think you
can handle these prisoners.
He said: “Sure, Warden. En if
they don’t behave I'll throw them out.
A man here bought an auto and
while telling Elmer Baymond about it
he said that the man who owned it
hadn't spent a cent for repairs in
three years.
Elmer said: “He's right. 1 made
the repairs and he hasn't paid any of
the hills yet.”
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They tell me that practically no
< | bald headed Africa any
more. They claim the cannibals pre-
fer that kind because they don’t have
to pluck them.
men go to
The other day a man called at our
help an
unfortunate man who lost his family
in the Florida Flood and all his mon-
ey in the Wall Street crash.
I said: “You
“bird” that was about a week
ago and who lost his family in the
Galveston flood and was shell shocked
during the war.”
He said: “I am.
darndest
office and asked if we would
here
Ain't I havin’ the
luck.
Now this is about the limit.
here thinks
A chap
a speak easy is a talking
moving picture show.
A man in Los
day talked 5,700 miles by
to Australia. Wouldn't it have
been a central had given
him the wrong number?
the other
telephone
Angeles
tragedy if
This is the time of the year when
the school country are
going nutting, and it is also the
time of when the politicians
over the country are going nutty.
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we
The Editorial
newspapers carry on about the billion
dollar rise in the cost of living under
{the new tariff and the advertising
| columns of the same newspapers tell
about the billion dollar drop in the
cost of living.
columns of some
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Up at Harry Thomas’ dance the
other evening a young man remarked
to his lady: “My shoes are just killing
my feet.”
She Said:
too.”
“They're killing mine,
I went to a certain
here the other day and all the while
I was there the barber didn’t say a
word. He was cutting his wife's hair.
he replied: “It wouldn't
then, dear.”
INN
was amusing himself jumping over
store box one time after another
People thought he was
Ss
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a
lays ago a man on Donegal |
were sure the
|open.ng wouldn't get him into a hole.”
look like the same
barber shop| ——
A child here asked its father why|garage are gonna run me down.”
there are no marriages in heaven and
be heaven
going goofy
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FARM WOMEN NO. 8 + girs Listte
| MET SATURDAY; Mistake
ir | 3 By LOUISE LANGDALE
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(From Page One) Cet fe et
| Anna L. Keller; vice president, Miss (Copvright.)
| Pauline Garber; A Sar ILL BRADLEY unstrapped his
jones Rejst; recor Jig A NE i helmet and tlung it into the air
| Ma el Heisey; pub Gt y Bed! wil “Ueighho!” he exclaimed, recapturibiz
| Miss Anna Mae Eby; treasurer, MIS. yj syne more flight under instriction
i Robert Forney, and I'll pe allowed to solo. Wonder
Refre hments were served to the
following members: Mrs. George En
Paris GG. Engle, Mrs. Rob
| ert Forney, Mrs. Norman Garber, |
| Miss Pauline Garber, Mrs. Harry Gish, |
Mrs. Clarence Greider, Miss Mabel |
He sey, Miss Fanny Heisey, Miss An-|
na Mae Eby, Miss Ruth Eby, Mrs. B.|
F. Hoffman, Mrs. Laura Keller, Miss |
Anna L. Keller, Mrs. Ruth Kraybill, | t
Miss Frances Musser, Mrs. Clarence |
Mrs. R. W. Schlosser, Mrs. D.|
Wiimer, Mrs. Binkley. Mrs. Walter |
Hawthorne, Mrs. Irwin Erhart, Su an |
Heisey, Mrs. S. I. Withers and Mrs,
Arthur Sechrist
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| slow, Mrs i
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Reist
er, Steelton; Mrs. Francis O. Gorman, | ¢
Hollandale, Royalton; Mrs. Ulrich,| ¢
Miss Helen C. Doty, Mrs. Orado, Lan-| :
caster; Miss Virginia Remminger,| !
Mrs. J. R. Cassel, Manheim; Mrs. | |
Frank Nolt, Mrs. Harrison Nolt, Fan
ny Ruth Heisey, Silver Spring; Miss
Jane Reist, Mrs. J. C. Stever, Miss] ¢
Bertha Chappell, Mrs. F. B. Smith,
Miss Dorothy Smith, Mrs. I. O. Fry
Mrs. Willian Brenneman, Mrs. Van
Horn, Mrs. H. J. . Hawthorne Miss
Jane Hawthorne and Mrs. Carrie Gar
ber.
Mrs. John Mumma will entertain
the society at her home, East Donegal
Township, Saturday, December 20.
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YOUNG PEOPLE'S
. CONFERENCE
(From page 1)
children’s division. Miss Wallace had
filled that position many years. The
gnation was accepted with regret.
The following superintendents for
reelected as
follows: people's, Paul M.
Limbert, Verna Hill, Elsie Myer and
Wayne GG. McFarland; adult, O. E.
Martin; home and extension, Alice
Strickler; parent training, Mrs. Geo.
S. Ranck; teacher training and Chris
tian education, Rev. J. F. Knittle;
temperance, Hon. John A. McSparr
sionary, Mrs. R. H. Long;
Howard Reynolds.
A committee to recast the
tion's constitution and by-laws was |
appointed, as follows: Rev. James B.!
Musser, Miss Mary E. Swope and
Walter S. Mellinger. Other
mittees appointed were: Finance,
Howard Reynolds, Benjamin IL. Herr,
Rev. A. E. Cooper, Paul M. Limbert
and Miss Swope; committee to con-
sider different plan of issuing year
book, Benjamin IL. Herr, H. S. New-
comer and I. G. Mentzer.
LADY KILLED IN
AN AUTO MISHAP
(From Page One)
car, Mr. Nolt was taken to the Quan-
tico Marine Base hospital.
Mr. Nolt is suffering from a pain-
fully lacerated scalp, cuts and bruises
of the face and body.
Positions of the two demolished au-
tomobiles indicated that Mrs. Nolt
had been killed in a head on collision
driven by Mr. Nolt
driven by Herbert
who
the county work were
Young
an; mi
publicity,
Associa-
com--
between the cal
and a
Johnson, of
was injured.
The Nolts were traveling north en-
busi-
machine
Philadelphia,
also
route to Lancaster, following a
ness trip through the tobacco growing | °
districts of Virginia. Mr. “Noit is a
representative of P. Lorrilard
pany, and was transacting
for this concern during the trip.
Mrs. Nolt was a daughter of the]
late Mr. and Mrs. John Kreider, of]
I is survived by
one daughter by a previous marriage,
Mrs. Roy Nissly, of Florin.
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com-
business |
near Lampeter. She
MRS. BISHOP ENTERTAINS
LADIES’ BIBLE CLASS
Mrs. Boyd Bishop entertained
the Ladies Bible class of the Evan- |
church at |,
oelical Congregational
her home on Thursday evening.
The regular business was transact
was followed by a
Thanksgiving game,
Mrs. Arntz and!
|
ed and social
hour. In the
prizes were won by
Mrs, Walters.
Mrs. Bishop
served an
lunch and a most enjoyable time
was had by all. Those present |
were: Mrs. V. S. Hoffman, Mrs. |
Charles Sheaffer, Mrs. Charles |
Morton, Mrs. George Myers, Mrs.
George Heiserman, Mrs. Harry |
Kaylor, Mrs. C. S. Gingrich, Mrs.
Amanda Herr, Barbara Anne Wal- |
ters and Alice Bishop.
Consistent and NOT
davertising always pays best.
spasmodic
ic thinks vou quit business tf |
until some fellow asked him why.
He replied: “Well as long as I keep
Bros.’ 1
cars like I see at Stehman
——
told me confidentially that if pros-
pects of gettin married would be bet-!
In front of a store at Salunga a man |ter than they are, he'd have kept it,
alput a
handle on and
baby carriage.
used it for a]
A WISE OWL
at the
with
waiting at
sensibly he
a graceful
several
cribed to molecules.
and an
was in for no
ing ofl before a woman he
| seen before.
I his companion The
his arm
do you mean—"
ner who
competent to
young whippersnapper without any Ii
man. by
excellent | ¢.iq
to find her
trving to break her neck!”
helmet
| sure of a
Earl Kaylor, Mrs. Ella Herr, Mrs.
Alex Kramer, Mrs. James Piersol, |*
Mrs. H. G. “Walters, Mrs. H.
Arntz, Mrs. Boyd Bishop, Beryl |
Each |
time you stop advertising, the pub [blue as the sky itseif.
advertising always pays best
in shape, none of them there Austin | time you stop aavertising, the pub-
That's the one Weaver won and Ab! Bulletin you
! your business
who'll take me tomorrow—not that
nike much difference,” he
ittle knowing just how
added
much diller
mee il was going to make
|
The next morning when he reported {
Middlesex airport, run by a
mijor from Washington Jill
ound a marked absence of activity.
“Where is everybody?
he overalled
ihout one of the planes
“Air meet sir. in Northport. The
oss left word you were to go up
Miss Wilmott Siid she'd be
No 2 Hangar.
Bill did not know Lida Wilmott, but
retired
he asked of
mechanic puttering
Guests included, Mrs. Mabel Schriv-| ne bad heard of her as an extremely
fearless pilot
reputation
tbout
ion from a
In spite of her
however, Bill wasn’t Keen
taking his last bit of
woman Niilly prejudice
it there it was. Still. he reflected
would go up
with ter
wimen before he would defer longes
Rebecca Schaeffer and friend, Martha| the day
when he should take to the
vir alone
Strolling down to No. 2 Hangar. he.
found a slim, knickered, helmetted tig
are adjusting
goggles, drawing on
gloves
“1 presume you are waiting for me,
suid Bill
remarked the
impersonally. She
small Carter bi
helped her into the
“Upresume 1 am
sha
stepped up to the
plane and Bill
cockpit. then climbed into his owt
seat hehind the controls.
He took oft gracefully No far, so
good” His able companion, he felt.
could have done no better.
Little by little, Bill, who was a born
Over, began absurdly, of
resent the presence of one who wus
course—to
updoubtedly, so he felt, criticizing his
technique. and that one a woman. An
obsession seized him to show off be
fore her. Later. he might recognize
‘his desire as the primitive urge of
he male to strut before the female
md be properly ashamed, but. for the
moment, he allowed himself to be car
ried away by it.
Higher and higher he mounted
and came up into the wind
dipped earthward and
pulled a
recovered
stunt his in
structor had showed him yesterday
Suddenly he felt a
shoulder His
fling him a tiny
side-slipping
touch on his
companion was ban
folded note.
loop the loop?”
So she was trying him out, was
she? Bill looped the loop for her, not
mee but several times. Ah, how he
loved it—this flying! The great earth
spread out below in queer patches that
vere sometimes cities, sometimes
country, sometimes ocean. The feel
ing that he was at one with the birds
the winds, the stars, with anything
not earthbound. If ever he met a gir)
who felt about flying as he did.
He remembered that another task
was still before him. that of making
landing. Nothing more
marked the tyro than to come in on
an Tou
one wheel or trailing a wing.
Spiralling above the field, he saw
black moving about
activity similar to that as
The specks re
solved themselves into human beings
automobile very much like
the one belinging to the major who
Bill trusted. was attending the meet
The major was a conservative old
specks
with an
cuss, all for safety first and no stunt
ai
fiving.
Bill's joy in a perfect, three-point
tanding was spoiled by the fact that
the major was not at the air meet
but beside the hangar.
unmistakably
waiting for Bill as he taxied to a
standstill
Bill read in the major's face that he
ordinary reprimand
What a mistake he had made, show
had never
tle stepped out and turned ro assist
major grabbed
“What in—in heaven's name
His words were choked by the start
ing action ot Bill's recent flying part
flung her ahout the
“Don’t scold him. You
Hrms
major's neck
| promised me—"
“1 promised you I'd send somebody
take you up, not a
What do you mean
nearly Killing my
niece? Bill
VASE. young
niece?
“Your looked blank
1 didn’t know Miss Wilmott was your
ece!”
The major became, if possible, more
“Who said
Witmott was my niece? Whe
anvthing about Miss Wilmott?
My niece comes on here from Wash
ipoplectic in countenance
Miss
neton crazy to fly. 1 bring her om
here and tell her to wait until 1 get
womebody to take her up. Come back
gone with a voung fool
Bill stood abjectedly twirling his
Suddenly. he felt the pres
slender hand on his arm
‘He'll get over it!” a soft voice whis
“And--oh. it was wonderful!
Next time—" she smiled and said no
nore,
Bill thrilled. She would go again
vith him. She loved it as he did
ynd now he saw that besides a slight
Iv tip-tilted nose and a fetching, firm
chin she had two eyes as softly
ll Ms
Consistent and NOT spasmodic
Each
ic thinks you quit business t
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