a WEDNESDAY, NOV. 26th, 1930 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. PAGE f 00 +9 2% «50 4% 0. One® 62% 0% 0% 6% 6% 6% 0% 0% 4% BE A I ada Xe ia it oe 5» ot ow oe oe 2 ** = CS oe SC $ $ > ee hr & oe Ru ml 3 °° ” +“ 3 > * yr 4, © 4, + 4 0 Ca 4 Ca * >, 9, 4, 9, * >, + KY 9, * / J £) 9, 994 Whatever your job printing needs may be, we can take care of them and turn out a job that will be a delight to the eye. The overestimated. CN bo? © importance of good printing cannot be 0, the value of advertising matter take exceptionally your care of both big low prices. It increases tenfold. We can small jobs at Work waiting. >4 and 9, 9, $0, © (ar turned out promptly — no Come in and consult us 9, OO. 0 0 (of fl dad od on your printing problems! Estimates cheerfully furnished! 9, * / 2 Ca) 0 %! 0 0 tv >, ° a 9 © Oo 0% >, o * THE MOUNT . JOY, PA. ® 9. > , 9, 0 $000.00, a2 £2 9, + o. 0 90 Or 00% o% 0% *. 0. 0 0. 0° OD, 0 0 0, 0. 0. 0% o% 020420420430 43030 430430420 00000 Se eae age ge oo 670.030 50420600 630450430 430-430-430 430430430 (a) < Tee 0000 @, bs 6% sever street science: 5, » XT >d his son this question in ©, “When a kettle boils, why come out of the does the steam > | spout?” , a >< | After hes'tating a moment the boy LC ® | answered: “So that mother can open ole ’ | your letters before you get them.” ein. 0, And you can rest assured that there's war in ode - that family ever since. CR) Officer Zerphey said to one of the hoboes he put in his hotel for a “You look like the same chap I gave a dime ago.” The don't new man of me, » oo, -> night's lodging: 8; veral days > >, J * trainp replied ‘1 am... ‘You think make a >, + XO aX Ra) would do you?” ten cents * > * speaking to one of the Sal vation Army’ recently I re marked: ypose you find many extreme want during your J * lad es 9 £4 40, > cases of 9, vis:ts to the poor.” J She said: “Yes indeed. Only today Mount Joy and didn’t have a drop of J Laie) 9, + I visited a family in they ine lor actually 21 their car. », a’ * Two Mt. Joy street women in a con- 0 versation, One said: told my home was law.” | Other lady: “Yeah. Prohibition law “Your husband husband that his CJ * 9, word at 9, ®. 0, * His word is like the most darn 8 | nard to enforce.” I asked Jake Zeller if he would ad- vice a young man to go into any busi ooo ness where he saw a good opening. He said: “Yes if he i | * > J * A young chap here wanted to go in to the movies but his dad soon took that idea out of him. The Old Man got him the job as the leading roll he was to be the first to roll down ov- er a 300-foot cliff. Now he's cured. 0 00 9, $00 0S 0.00500, 9 Xa) * * *, Up at the Shoe Factory Monday Clyde Gerberich told me that one of their employes asked him for a raise recently. The chap said be wanted it for two reasons. Clyde asked what they were and the man said: “Twins.” ~ CZ C ¢ Real Estate Season! Are you contemplating selling your House or Farm? i so, you will want your SALE BILLS PRINTED at This Office You will also want to ADVERTISE the sale as a whole in The Mt. Joy Bulletin A FREE NOTICE given in our SALE REGISTER for all Sale Bills Printed at this office is worth considerable. It is not too early now to CHOOSE THE DATE for your Sale. NINN ANNAN wy 2 = = Not long ago, they hirea a new guard at our County Jail. One day the Warden said: “Do you think you can handle these prisoners. He said: “Sure, Warden. En if they don’t behave I'll throw them out. A man here bought an auto and while telling Elmer Baymond about it he said that the man who owned it hadn't spent a cent for repairs in three years. Elmer said: “He's right. 1 made the repairs and he hasn't paid any of the hills yet.” 0d They tell me that practically no < | bald headed Africa any more. They claim the cannibals pre- fer that kind because they don’t have to pluck them. men go to The other day a man called at our help an unfortunate man who lost his family in the Florida Flood and all his mon- ey in the Wall Street crash. I said: “You “bird” that was about a week ago and who lost his family in the Galveston flood and was shell shocked during the war.” He said: “I am. darndest office and asked if we would here Ain't I havin’ the luck. Now this is about the limit. here thinks A chap a speak easy is a talking moving picture show. A man in Los day talked 5,700 miles by to Australia. Wouldn't it have been a central had given him the wrong number? the other telephone Angeles tragedy if This is the time of the year when the school country are going nutting, and it is also the time of when the politicians over the country are going nutty. boys in the year io © WE we The Editorial newspapers carry on about the billion dollar rise in the cost of living under {the new tariff and the advertising | columns of the same newspapers tell about the billion dollar drop in the cost of living. columns of some ON 24 NZL Up at Harry Thomas’ dance the other evening a young man remarked to his lady: “My shoes are just killing my feet.” She Said: too.” “They're killing mine, I went to a certain here the other day and all the while I was there the barber didn’t say a word. He was cutting his wife's hair. he replied: “It wouldn't then, dear.” INN was amusing himself jumping over store box one time after another People thought he was Ss 7’ a lays ago a man on Donegal | were sure the |open.ng wouldn't get him into a hole.” look like the same barber shop| —— A child here asked its father why|garage are gonna run me down.” there are no marriages in heaven and be heaven going goofy | N NO. 8 Fo FARM WOMEN NO. 8 + girs Listte | MET SATURDAY; Mistake ir | 3 By LOUISE LANGDALE { (From Page One) Cet fe et | Anna L. Keller; vice president, Miss (Copvright.) | Pauline Garber; A Sar ILL BRADLEY unstrapped his jones Rejst; recor Jig A NE i helmet and tlung it into the air | Ma el Heisey; pub Gt y Bed! wil “Ueighho!” he exclaimed, recapturibiz | Miss Anna Mae Eby; treasurer, MIS. yj syne more flight under instriction i Robert Forney, and I'll pe allowed to solo. Wonder Refre hments were served to the following members: Mrs. George En Paris GG. Engle, Mrs. Rob | ert Forney, Mrs. Norman Garber, | | Miss Pauline Garber, Mrs. Harry Gish, | Mrs. Clarence Greider, Miss Mabel | He sey, Miss Fanny Heisey, Miss An-| na Mae Eby, Miss Ruth Eby, Mrs. B.| F. Hoffman, Mrs. Laura Keller, Miss | Anna L. Keller, Mrs. Ruth Kraybill, | t Miss Frances Musser, Mrs. Clarence | Mrs. R. W. Schlosser, Mrs. D.| Wiimer, Mrs. Binkley. Mrs. Walter | Hawthorne, Mrs. Irwin Erhart, Su an | Heisey, Mrs. S. I. Withers and Mrs, Arthur Sechrist { | slow, Mrs i t Reist er, Steelton; Mrs. Francis O. Gorman, | ¢ Hollandale, Royalton; Mrs. Ulrich,| ¢ Miss Helen C. Doty, Mrs. Orado, Lan-| : caster; Miss Virginia Remminger,| ! Mrs. J. R. Cassel, Manheim; Mrs. | | Frank Nolt, Mrs. Harrison Nolt, Fan ny Ruth Heisey, Silver Spring; Miss Jane Reist, Mrs. J. C. Stever, Miss] ¢ Bertha Chappell, Mrs. F. B. Smith, Miss Dorothy Smith, Mrs. I. O. Fry Mrs. Willian Brenneman, Mrs. Van Horn, Mrs. H. J. . Hawthorne Miss Jane Hawthorne and Mrs. Carrie Gar ber. Mrs. John Mumma will entertain the society at her home, East Donegal Township, Saturday, December 20. re ee RW ~~ YOUNG PEOPLE'S . CONFERENCE (From page 1) children’s division. Miss Wallace had filled that position many years. The gnation was accepted with regret. The following superintendents for reelected as follows: people's, Paul M. Limbert, Verna Hill, Elsie Myer and Wayne GG. McFarland; adult, O. E. Martin; home and extension, Alice Strickler; parent training, Mrs. Geo. S. Ranck; teacher training and Chris tian education, Rev. J. F. Knittle; temperance, Hon. John A. McSparr sionary, Mrs. R. H. Long; Howard Reynolds. A committee to recast the tion's constitution and by-laws was | appointed, as follows: Rev. James B.! Musser, Miss Mary E. Swope and Walter S. Mellinger. Other mittees appointed were: Finance, Howard Reynolds, Benjamin IL. Herr, Rev. A. E. Cooper, Paul M. Limbert and Miss Swope; committee to con- sider different plan of issuing year book, Benjamin IL. Herr, H. S. New- comer and I. G. Mentzer. LADY KILLED IN AN AUTO MISHAP (From Page One) car, Mr. Nolt was taken to the Quan- tico Marine Base hospital. Mr. Nolt is suffering from a pain- fully lacerated scalp, cuts and bruises of the face and body. Positions of the two demolished au- tomobiles indicated that Mrs. Nolt had been killed in a head on collision driven by Mr. Nolt driven by Herbert who the county work were Young an; mi publicity, Associa- com-- between the cal and a Johnson, of was injured. The Nolts were traveling north en- busi- machine Philadelphia, also route to Lancaster, following a ness trip through the tobacco growing | ° districts of Virginia. Mr. “Noit is a representative of P. Lorrilard pany, and was transacting for this concern during the trip. Mrs. Nolt was a daughter of the] late Mr. and Mrs. John Kreider, of] I is survived by one daughter by a previous marriage, Mrs. Roy Nissly, of Florin. © com- business | near Lampeter. She MRS. BISHOP ENTERTAINS LADIES’ BIBLE CLASS Mrs. Boyd Bishop entertained the Ladies Bible class of the Evan- | church at |, oelical Congregational her home on Thursday evening. The regular business was transact was followed by a Thanksgiving game, Mrs. Arntz and! | ed and social hour. In the prizes were won by Mrs, Walters. Mrs. Bishop served an lunch and a most enjoyable time was had by all. Those present | were: Mrs. V. S. Hoffman, Mrs. | Charles Sheaffer, Mrs. Charles | Morton, Mrs. George Myers, Mrs. George Heiserman, Mrs. Harry | Kaylor, Mrs. C. S. Gingrich, Mrs. Amanda Herr, Barbara Anne Wal- | ters and Alice Bishop. Consistent and NOT davertising always pays best. spasmodic ic thinks vou quit business tf | until some fellow asked him why. He replied: “Well as long as I keep Bros.’ 1 cars like I see at Stehman —— told me confidentially that if pros- pects of gettin married would be bet-! In front of a store at Salunga a man |ter than they are, he'd have kept it, alput a handle on and baby carriage. used it for a] A WISE OWL at the with waiting at sensibly he a graceful several cribed to molecules. and an was in for no ing ofl before a woman he | seen before. I his companion The his arm do you mean—" ner who competent to young whippersnapper without any Ii man. by excellent | ¢.iq to find her trving to break her neck!” helmet | sure of a Earl Kaylor, Mrs. Ella Herr, Mrs. Alex Kramer, Mrs. James Piersol, |* Mrs. H. G. “Walters, Mrs. H. Arntz, Mrs. Boyd Bishop, Beryl | Each | time you stop advertising, the pub [blue as the sky itseif. advertising always pays best in shape, none of them there Austin | time you stop aavertising, the pub- That's the one Weaver won and Ab! Bulletin you ! your business who'll take me tomorrow—not that nike much difference,” he ittle knowing just how added much diller mee il was going to make | The next morning when he reported { Middlesex airport, run by a mijor from Washington Jill ound a marked absence of activity. “Where is everybody? he overalled ihout one of the planes “Air meet sir. in Northport. The oss left word you were to go up Miss Wilmott Siid she'd be No 2 Hangar. Bill did not know Lida Wilmott, but retired he asked of mechanic puttering Guests included, Mrs. Mabel Schriv-| ne bad heard of her as an extremely fearless pilot reputation tbout ion from a In spite of her however, Bill wasn’t Keen taking his last bit of woman Niilly prejudice it there it was. Still. he reflected would go up with ter wimen before he would defer longes Rebecca Schaeffer and friend, Martha| the day when he should take to the vir alone Strolling down to No. 2 Hangar. he. found a slim, knickered, helmetted tig are adjusting goggles, drawing on gloves “1 presume you are waiting for me, suid Bill remarked the impersonally. She small Carter bi helped her into the “Upresume 1 am sha stepped up to the plane and Bill cockpit. then climbed into his owt seat hehind the controls. He took oft gracefully No far, so good” His able companion, he felt. could have done no better. Little by little, Bill, who was a born Over, began absurdly, of resent the presence of one who wus course—to updoubtedly, so he felt, criticizing his technique. and that one a woman. An obsession seized him to show off be fore her. Later. he might recognize ‘his desire as the primitive urge of he male to strut before the female md be properly ashamed, but. for the moment, he allowed himself to be car ried away by it. Higher and higher he mounted and came up into the wind dipped earthward and pulled a recovered stunt his in structor had showed him yesterday Suddenly he felt a shoulder His fling him a tiny side-slipping touch on his companion was ban folded note. loop the loop?” So she was trying him out, was she? Bill looped the loop for her, not mee but several times. Ah, how he loved it—this flying! The great earth spread out below in queer patches that vere sometimes cities, sometimes country, sometimes ocean. The feel ing that he was at one with the birds the winds, the stars, with anything not earthbound. If ever he met a gir) who felt about flying as he did. He remembered that another task was still before him. that of making landing. Nothing more marked the tyro than to come in on an Tou one wheel or trailing a wing. Spiralling above the field, he saw black moving about activity similar to that as The specks re solved themselves into human beings automobile very much like the one belinging to the major who Bill trusted. was attending the meet The major was a conservative old specks with an cuss, all for safety first and no stunt ai fiving. Bill's joy in a perfect, three-point tanding was spoiled by the fact that the major was not at the air meet but beside the hangar. unmistakably waiting for Bill as he taxied to a standstill Bill read in the major's face that he ordinary reprimand What a mistake he had made, show had never tle stepped out and turned ro assist major grabbed “What in—in heaven's name His words were choked by the start ing action ot Bill's recent flying part flung her ahout the “Don’t scold him. You Hrms major's neck | promised me—" “1 promised you I'd send somebody take you up, not a What do you mean nearly Killing my niece? Bill VASE. young niece? “Your looked blank 1 didn’t know Miss Wilmott was your ece!” The major became, if possible, more “Who said Witmott was my niece? Whe anvthing about Miss Wilmott? My niece comes on here from Wash ipoplectic in countenance Miss neton crazy to fly. 1 bring her om here and tell her to wait until 1 get womebody to take her up. Come back gone with a voung fool Bill stood abjectedly twirling his Suddenly. he felt the pres slender hand on his arm ‘He'll get over it!” a soft voice whis “And--oh. it was wonderful! Next time—" she smiled and said no nore, Bill thrilled. She would go again vith him. 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