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Go Now, to Hershey's Barber Shop Agent for Manhattan Laundry Haircut | “dp Bladder Irritation If functional Bladder Irritation | : vacation. HEALTH TALK WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B. APPEL, SECRETARY OF HEALTH “Last evening two friends were discussing plans for the summer One of the men intends to take a two thousand mile auto- mobile trip; the other one expects to do the same thing except that he hopes to cover twenty-five hun- dred miles, both journeys however to be completed in ten days. Thus they are typical of thousands of recreationists who plan more for the thrill than for the reconstruc- tive possibilities of a summer's outing,” said Doctor Theodore B. Appel, Secretary of Health. referred to arranged for his children to enter a summer camp. And in this con- nection one of them most truth- fully remarked, ‘You see, the back-to-nature life, the rest and discipline connected with an organ- ized camp will develop a fine de- gree of vitality and voungsters and will generate a fine physical resistance for their next winter’s woos’ “Strangely enough, this perfect- ly logical solicitation for the wel- fare of offspring is frequently con- <idered to be quite unnecessary for the parents themselves. But the point is that oft’ times they are in health-giving and vitality- building rest quite as much as are the children, and in some instances, even more so. “Therefore, while desire to minimize the pleasure to be obtained by rolling along through strange country at a stiff clip of two hundred miles a day for ten days, or to deny the ex- citement of the more or less hectic man-made diversions at summer resorts, it should be clearly under- stood that less attention to such al- luring pursuits and the display of more interest for nature’s real demands would result in greater and more lasting dividends from the annual sojourn than is the case for many hundreds of thousands. “People should realize that fresh air, quiet, rest, wholesome food and regulated hours will ae- complish in terms of health and happiness quite as much for as for the young people, There- fore, it is suggested that in plan- ning for this year’s pleasure care- ful consideration be given to the health as well as to factor of the vacation. “A few less miles at spead, or the wholezome need of break-neck development of a resistance to exotic en- late hours and. ex- cesses at summer resorts, and affection for the life-giving possibilities of nature will give the tertainment, more PLAN YOUR VACATION TRIP IN AN ORDERLY WAY, HEAD OF AUTO CLUB ADVISES Dependence on roadside infor- mation is one of the greatest causes of annoyance and inconven- ience to the tourist, according to S. Edward Gable, president of the Lancaster Automobile Club. Mr. Gable pointed out that with a net- work of highways extending in all directions and with conditions on them, because of construction, ete., changing from day to day, it is al- most imperative that the motor vacation be planned in an orderly way. “With the touring season now getting into full swing,” Mr. Gable said, “the demand for the proper type of road information is stead- disturbs your sleep. or causes Burm- ing or Itching Sensation, Backache, | Leg Pains, or muscular aches, mak-; ing you feel tired, depressed, and discouraged, why not try the Cystex | 48 Hour Test? Don’t give up. Get | Cystex today. Put it to the test. | See for yourself how quickly it works and what it does. Money back if it doesn’t bring quick improve- ment, and satisfy you complete y. Try Cystex today. Only 60c. W. .. PD. Chandler. W. Main St, Mt. Jos. “BR. SHOOP DENTIST 122 EAST MAIN ‘STREET (The former Bender Barber Shop) Phone ily increasing. We handle hundreds of inquiries daily through our Touring Bureau, which ig equipped with maps of every type, with de- tour and general road condition datz of the latest type and with pamphlets, folders, ete., of wide interest to the traveler. “Charting of tours, taking into consideration road conditions, points of interest, detours and the like, must be done by experts who make a study of this work. The time is past when tourists start out on a hit-or-miss basis and take conditions as they find them enroute. With the facilities of a motor club a tour can be mapped out with the same precision as is the movement of a train, and the traveler knows before he starts just what route he is taking, where he will stop, what points of inter- est he will see, and where he can expect to encounter difficulties in the form of detours, ete.” The people of Lancaster county want and should have the best and latest in touring information a- vailable, and that is what we give them through our connections with the American Automobile Asso- ciation and its great clubs, and through the State De- partment of Highways of Pennsyl- vania and other agencies of that type, Mr. Gable said. “Jt so happens that each of the | gentleman has already! vigor in the | consequently | there is no | now i them | the thrill | body a real boost in terms of joy | and health and vitality. Why not | plan along these lines this summer ?”’ chain of’ Peculiar Belief About Monstrosities in Erin 1t is affirmed that one does not have to go to equatorial Africa to hunt mysterious lake-dwelling monsters— such monstrosities are talked of In Ireland, an Armagh correspondent writes: “I know nothing of Central Africa, but I know Ireland very well, and there I have encountered the be- lief in monsters, which are usually de- scribed as snakes of enomous size, liv- ing in the depths of lakes in various remote places of the island. It is a curious belief, because there are, as is well known, no snakes in Ireland. In the wild western parts of the coun- try, from north to south, this belief exists. The dwelling place of the monster is usually some small, dark, mountain lake, lying under overhang ing cliffs, and far from human dwell- ings. One such I can mention by name. It is known as the Hag’s lake, and is in a wild spot called the Hag’s glen, ly- ing under the crags of Carrantual, in Kerry, on the northern side of that mountain. A youth who lived in the poor hamlet nearest to this spot as- sured me that the great ‘serpent’ which lived in that lake was well known to exist. I asked him if he had seen it. He said ‘No,’ but his grandmother had | seen it very early one morning when ! ghe was out on the mountain looking for a beast which had strayed. ‘We don’t go near the lake in the dark,’ he added.”—Montreal Family Herald. Writer Would Go Limit in State Abbreviations The abbreviation used for Ohio is “0.” Apparently Oklahoma and Ore- gon do not object. But there are six states whose names begin with letters which are not the first letters of the HOME HEALTH CLUB WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX. PRESSLY FOx THE BULLETIN BY DR. DAVID H. REEDER DEAR DOCTOR: I have just been having the flu and had a very hard time getting over it. I have had a bad cold and cough with much pain in the back. I sweat profusely at night so that when morning comes I am very weak and have no appetite. I grow con- stantly weaker, when I wrote you once in 1918 you thought I was in danger of having consumption but my people ridiculed that idea. I re- gret that I did not act on your ad- vice at the time, I might have sav- ed myself from the fate, which now seems certain. Can anything be done for me now, Doctor? I dread more than anything else to leave my little ones. Children need a mother always. I will do what- gver you say for me to do if you think there is any chance for me. —Mrs., B. ANSWER: It is not too late if you will really do as you say you will do, anything I tell you to do. Alright, now to start off with, you have a good prosperous farm, good buildings, modern machinery, pure bred stock of all kinds. In fact an up to date modern farm in all things except the most essential, the modern conveniences in the home. These must be installed, you can afford it and if you think more of yourself than of the money it will be done at once including electric lights. In addition to all {this IT want you to get a good therapeutic lamp of which I told you in personal instructions. You names of any of the other states. These states are: Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Pennsylvania and Utah. Why not use D, F, G, L, P and U for the abbreviations in those cases? Also, West Virginia is the only “West” state. So why not simply use “W. V.” instead of the usual “W. Va"? The only reason for abbreviations in the first place is the desire to save time "and space. Then why not save all the time and space possible, or else use the full Why fuss with “Pa.” and “Penn.” and “Penna.” when “P.” would fill the bill?—Worcester Tele- gram, | 1 name? Columbus a Corsican? Canon Castaing in a lecture at Mar- | seilles asserted that Columbus was a Corsican born at Calvi. He has made a long research into the life of the great explorer and maintains that he has found documentary evidence of || the Corsican origin of Columbus. Ac- {' cording to Canon Castaing, Columbus | was the son of a wool carder and | lived at Calvi until he was about ten || years old. When Pierre Bonaparte | visited Haiti, said the speaker, he dis- covered an inscription in Spanish on a rock, saying: “Cursed be the Cor- | sican who brought us hither.” This inscription, Canon Castaing believes, was written by Spanish navigators and referred to Columbus.—Pathfinder Magazine. Advance in Palestine New staple crops are being intro- duced into Palestine. Among those that are being tried out by the Pales- tine department of agriculture are nuts, flax and sunflowers, the depart- ment also giving much attention to the fertilization of the soil. . This work under the department is largely directed toward benefiting the local Arab fellaheen, or peasant farm- er, because the interests of the Jewish settlers are so well cared for by the Zionist organization. Because of the success of the orange show at Jaffa last year, the event was placed on a permanent basis, and a second show held recently was well received by the large crowds it attracted. ) Being Polite to Spirits In Borneo many trees valued for their timber are regarded as being the dwelling places of good spirits. Super- stition, however, comes to the aid of economic necessity and before he In- curs the displeasure of the spirits by destroying their home, the native drives a hatchet into the trunk and returns to his family. If in the morn- ing the hatchet has fallen to the ground it is a sign that the spirit will- ingly has left the tree for a new resi- dence, It is remarkable, observes a writer in the Sydney Bulletin describ- ing the hokus pocus, how consistently the hatchet fails to stay put. LINER OLYMPIC LINKED TO U. S. BY TELEPHONE With the inauguration April 18 of ship-to-shore telephone service on the steamship Olympic, of the White Star | Line, another voice channel for pas- sengers on the high seas became | available. The service, like that established some months ago with the Leviathan | and later with the Mgjestic, makes | possible telephone conwersations be- ! tween passengers and any Bell System ! telephone in the United States. i { nt out of be able ny time, If you can get amy your own follies yoy to work up a smile Subscribe f lletin are then to follow strictly the diet I have given for 6 months. If you were sick in bed someone else would have to do the work. So | just play sick for three months, and be lazy. When you are well, vou can enjoy those modern con- veniences. Dear Doctor: About 6 months ago I was told by my family doctor that I had cancer of the breasts. He took me to a local surgeon who is considered very skillful and they advised me that both of my breast would have to be removed. One of the breasts was very hard indeed and very painful. There was a lump in it also, and soft lumps under the arm. The other breast was not as badly inflamed and not as painful but there was one or two lumps in it. I had a horror of operations and wrote to you first. I detailed all my symptoms and I was very happy when I received your reply in which you advised a simple method of treatment for me to follow at home for a while and which you believed would prove to my satisfaction whether I had can- cer or not. It is needless to say that I followed your directions re- ligiously and reported to you whereupon you wrote out for me a very careful and complete course at dietetic treatment and told me how to care for myself for several months. Already impressed with confidence, I have carried out the instructions and I think it would be difficult for you to find any- where in the world anyone who could be more grateful than I am. All of the soreness and all of the symptoms have disappeared and there has been no pain for a month, and the only thing that is left is a slight thickening at one place in the mammary gland, but there is no soreness in it and I am confident that if I continue treatment it will disappear. The condition of my health is now bet- ter than it has been for many vears. I have just taken a trip of several hundred miles to see my mother and while there could not follow as strict dietetic directions that I have at home, but having lived in such thoro accordance with your directions for so long 1 experienced evil effects from the slight indulgence which I permitted and I was very careful not to over- eat. The result is that I feel even better now than I did before I went away. I have been told since by a very competent physician that a very large proportion of operations for the removal of the entire breast were unnecessary for the simple reason that in large number of cases that condition was not cancer any more than mine was and since I have learned that a positively correct diagnosis of can- cer can be made under what is known as the Vagal Reflex system even in the first stage of the dis- ease, I no longer have any fear of that terrible scourge and you can rest assured that there will be no surgery. in our family until the case has been submitted to the Home Health Club. letter is the ANSWER: Your second that /1 have received this morning pnd the two are ‘almost aentica] both describing” the re- sult off following the Home Health Club methods of treatment under the fame conditions gnd with the same gratifying results. I trust A EXPERT URGES WIDER USE OF NEW POLIGE TELEPHONE SYSTEM William F. Hoffman Points Out Advantages of Service Now in Operation In this State Communication is considered half the battle in the effort of police to ap- prehend criminals, and this phase of the fight against lawlessness in Penn- sylvania is being won through the medium of the telephone typewriter system, in the opinion of William F. Hoffman, chief of the Bureau of Criminal Identification, Pennsylvania State Police. Co-operation also is essential in the apprehension of criminals, according to Mr Hoffman. In discussing re- cently the efficiency of the Pennsyl- vania police telephone typewriter sys- tem, which was placed in service last December 23, he said: “We now have before us a new problem in police education. We must acquaint police officers of the smaller towns with the benefits obtainable from this system. Many of them, not having a telephone typewriter re- ceiver installed in their town, fail to take advantage of the system for rapid communication. Should a for- ger or confidence man victimize a citizen in a small town, or should an automobile be stolen, the chief of police, by telephoning information concerning the crime to the nearest sending station of the system, can have 100 other police forces in the State on the lookout for the criminal within fifteen minutes. Inquiry along this line can be made over the tele- phone typewriter more rapidly and efficiently than by any other method. “This system is still in its infancy, but we are sending more than 900 State-wide broadcasts each month.” Sentimental Song Made Official Royal Melody “Home, Sweet Home" is not the only oper:itie air that has becoine a kind of national melody, for France has a tune vith words of a similar sentiment. S yg on etre mieux quan sein de sa fu ("Where cun ono better be than the bosom of one's family?’). It was written by Gretry as a quartette in his opera “Lucille” and first achieved a political position WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4, 1930 | when it was sung at Versailles on July ! 15, 1789, when the Bourbons were be- ing turned out. It was also sung at Carlton house when George III and Queen Charlotte paid their first visit | to the prince of Wales and his bride | in February, 1795, which possibly : : | caused the homesickness of the prin-| cess and made the marriage an py one, and again at Korythnia on the retreat from Moscow on Nevember 18, 1812. It was adopted as an official royal melody on the restoration of the Bourbons in 1814.—London Mail. Vice-Versa Girl Can you imagine how embarrassing it must be to start erying when some- one tells you a joke and you really want to laugh, and to start laughing when you want to cry? This is the unfortunate position of a girl at Bordeaux, who possesses in- verted muscles which the doctors say they cannot cure. Apart from this peculiarity she is normal. But when her face is tear- stained her eyes show amusement, and when she smiles her eyes reveal dreadful unhappiness. Marvels of Space Who can comprehend the distance of “twelve millions of billions of | miles” at which a picture, reproduced in the Sphere, was taken of a spiral nebula in Ursa Major—familiarly known as The Plough? Even astron- omers find such figures unwieldly, so they cut them down, in drastic man- |. ner, to “light-years” of measurement. This is a trifling unit of six million million miles, making Ursa Major, in easy language, only 2,000,000 light- years away from us! Incidentally, that | means the light we see left The Plough two million years ago. That Frenchman De Tour Sonie eastern tourists stopped at Somerset, Wis., for gas and oil. 'I'he man at the filling station was of Scun- dinavian persuasion. The touristswere discussing the roads, and the Swede 4 horned into the conversation with the following: “Det Svede Yefferson haes gat som fine roads, en det English man Lincoln haes gat some fine roads tu, en Rosse velt his ant so bad, but det Frenchwen De Tour haes gat da vorst roads ay aver saw.”"—Badger Highways. tl A Ms In order that a pubilc sale, festi- val, supper, musical or any like ev- ent be a success, it must bc thoro- ughbly advertised. Try the Bulletin By subscribing for the Mount Joy Bulletin you can get all the local news for less than three cents a week. tf that many others may be encourag- ing to follow Nature’s rules and let Nature do the curing rather than, to be needlessly mutilated. i hia a good-paying business. 19S Reh Been IT A Little Capital There is many an opportunity for a young business man to buy an interest in It requires but “a little capital.” Are you the man with “a little capital?” An interest-bearing account here plac- es you among the capitalists. 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