WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1929
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
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WIN OR LOSE:
IGNORANCE OR PRE.
JUDICE IS DANGEROUS
There is too much sentiment and
too little logic in tariff reasoning.
Those who would abolish all
duties, talk glowingly about the
beauties of “free trade,” with all
nations like brothers, shipping
their products in and out of for-
eign ports, and everyone getting
everything at a bed-rock price.
The high tariff advocates, on the
other hand, almost go into tears
over what is going to happen to
business and the farmer unless the
tariff is boosted sky-high, to the
point where no European producer
can come near the American
market.
Both of these attitudes betray
ignorance or prejudice.
We cannot let the bars down to a
point where our industries and
wage earners suffer from cheap
labor foreign competition. Nor do
we want to put them up to a point
where imports cannot compete to
a fair and equitable basis, with do-
mestic produce. Our tariff has
never been, and never should be, a
deterrent to importation, but an
equalizer, fair to foreign and do-
mestie producers alike,
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Squash are not ordinarily given
the place and attention which they
deserve. If you are growing squash
or pumpkins this season, save the
mature ones for storing. A warm,
dry storage is desirable, because it
iis easy to keep clean and can be
{used in many ways during the win-
iter say State College vegetable spe-
icialists.
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A hungry dog went walking
Into Krall's Butcher Store
The butcher tossed a piece of
Summer sausage on the boor.
He said, “Now doggie, eat it.”
The dog said: “I decline
For in that summer sausage
Is an old sweetheart of mine.”
A little boy went to the Ameri-
can Store and said: “Mamma says
to tell you she sent me for two
cans of pineapple, and a bottle of
whipping cream. She’s too busy to
find the change.”
Mr. Baker said: “Tell
mma I sent you for two quarters,
a dime and a nickel. I'm too busy
to hunt my credit book.”
your ma-
A man from Lancaster applied at
a certain place here for a job and
he was told they wanted a married
man. Next day he came back
again and said: “Well, I'll take
that job now, I'm married.”
Imagine his disappointment
when he was told, “Too Late.”
Now we're all wondering just
what will become of that wife he
grabbed in such a big hurry.
One of our town
pered the living
room paper and the bath room with |
the living room paper. When told |
of his error he said. “Well I'll shift |
the dining room furniture and get
Joe Heisey to shift the others.
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St. Peter was interviewing the!
fair damsel at the pearly gates.
“Did you, while on earth,” he ask-
ed, “Indulge in necking, petting, |
smoking, drinking or dancing?”
“Never!” she retorted, emphatic-
ally.
“Then why haven’t you
sooner?” said St. Peter.
been dead a long time.”
reported
“You've
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Just heard tell of a fellow who |
was born on this side because he!
was too blamed stingy to pay his
way across the ocean,
Of course there may be another
reason. From the manner in which
so many of our folks have been |
getting sea sick while on fish- |
ing trips, it may have been that he |
feared that. |
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Just heard tell of a hot one. |
Some fellow asked another if they
had good drinking water in Phela.
He said: “Really, I can’t tell. I'm
a prohibition enforcement officer.”
They say we have a woman right
here in our midst who declares that
an octopus is an eight sided cat.
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I asked John Booth what can sing |
vet it cannot talk. Imagine his
surprise when I told him it was a
canary.
Some fellow tried to spring that
old one about what you call people |
who ride in Greyhound busses, Of
course I wouldn’t call them pass
engers—I know a better name but
it wouldn't look nice in print.
I asked Joe Shaeffer when his |
eyes were not eyes and he didn’t]
know. It’s when the wind makes |
them water.
That's like the one they tell on
Abbie Shelly. His nose is not a
nose when it’s a little redgish.
Some one asked Clyde Gerberich
what an envelope says when it gets
licked. He said: “Not a thing— |
it just shuts up.”
Heard Charlie Garber say he
couldnt understand why they
buried a certain fellow in the Mt.
Joy cemetery.
Joe Detwiler said:
was dead.”
“Because he
They tell me that the neighbor
overheard a certain dewn town
girl saying her prayer before she
retired. Here is part of it: “Dear
Lord, I don’t ask anything for my-
self—just give mother 3a son-in-
law.”
Several fellows were talking
about a certain girl when one said.
“She’s as straight as a stick.”
A second said: “I don’t care for
that kind. I like them a little
knotty.”
While this one happened nearly
two months ago, it is worth telling.
Some one asked Clyde Gerbrich
why he was working on a holiday.
He said: “Don’t you know what
the fourth of July is?”
Clyde said: “No I'm no good at
fractions.”
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They Say:
Marriage is an institution.
Marriage is love.
Love is blind.
Therefore marriage is an in-
stitution for the blind.
mechanics pa- |
room with bath |
| sylvania
el, sheep laurel, bracken fern, H. H. Engle, Pres,
| flowering spurg and black night- | Jno. E. Sehroll, Vi. Pres.
shade. E. M. Bombergrer, Sec
Some of these plants are quite | R. Fel - ’ ig
poisonous and may cause sickness | » Yelenbagim, Treas,
| quantities,
ious and must
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MOTORING PUBLIC
VALUABLE INFORMATION cor!
MOTORISTS FURNISHED THE
BULLETIN BY LANCASTER
AUTOMOBILE CLUB
3 Days Free Trial
30 Days G
With the season for
entertainments, fairs and sundry
“benefits” in the offing, the Key-
stone Automobile Club, in an effort
to prevent embarrassment to the
volunteer workers, calls attention
to the clause in the Vehicle Code
prohibiting the stopping of motor
cars for the sale of tickets. |
“It has long been the custom of
fire companies, churches and lodg-
es to increase the receipts of their
‘benefits’ by stationing members in
the streets and highways to solicit
contributions from or sell tickets
to passing motorists,” says a state-
ment by the Club
“With highways taxed to their
capacity with vehicles, this practice
has caused much confusion and
congeston, with consequent addit-
ion to the hazards of motoring.
The Legislature at its last session
took cognizance of this condition
and in Section 1030 of the Vehicle
Code expressly prohibited persons
from standing on a highway ‘to
stop, impede, hinder or delay the
bazaars, |
SPECIAR.
1926 ESSEX €OACH
$200.00
1928 Essex Coach
1927 Essex Coach
1927 Hudson Coach
1926 Hudson Coach
1924 Ford Sédaxa
1924 Hudson Roadster
1924 Dodge
1923 Hudson Towaring
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E. B. Rohrer
tributions for any cause
ever.’
“A fine
jail, in
whatso-
progress of any vehicle, for the @
purpose of soliciting the purchase &
of goods, merchandise or tickets or = MOUNT Joy, PENNA.
for the purpose of soliciting con- Open ts
of $10 or five days in
default, is provided for
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violation of this clause, which fur- p |
ther provides that the only ques- ai i one
tion of law and fact in determin: | ®
ing guilt under this section shall |
be whether goods, merchandise or |
tickets were tendered or offered !
for sale, or whether contributions! Several of our well to do men in
were solicited.” | Joy say that they got their
ee A ans spat, start and saved their fist money in
POISON WEEDS ARE | Building & Loan stock.
MORE DANGEROUS IN Already the eight huradred shares
HOT, DRY SEASONS sold, when will mean
$160,000.00 saved,
Poisonous plants in pastures are
most likely to cause trouble during Does
a hot, dry season, according to Dr.
E. M. Gress, botanist of the Penn-
Department of Agricul- Will It Mean Anything to You?
ture. Such weather injures the
pastures with the result that cat-
Se
tle eat plants which they do not or- !
dinarily touch.
Among the troublesome plants, The Mount Joy
according to the botanist, are the [
following: White snake-root Sater Building and Loan
Association
hemlock, poison hemlock, wild
cherry, black locust, mountain laur-
That Mean A mything to
Mount Joy ?
and death when eaten even in small |
Others are less poison-
be eaten in large
quantities before any trouble will
be noticed. i
One of the most dangerous
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plants in late summer is the white
snake-root. It is ordinarily not!
eaten by cattle but when pastures |
are dry the animals eat the tops of
the plants often with fatal results. Over Night Dry Clean-
Under Supervision State Banking
Department
Farmers who have lost animals
during the summer or fall seasons | ing
should examine their pastures for |
cause Suits Collected Before 5 P. M. De-
plants which are likely to
poisoning. Any suspicious plants | livered by 9 A. M, Nex® Morning
may be sent to the Pennsylvania
Department of Agriculture for
identification and for information |
on poisonous qualities. ONE HOUR SERVICE ON
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PRESSING
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Six-Cent Cheese i
Cheese at 6c a pound probably |
makes ecoromical fish bait is surely |
far from profitable for a cheese
factory to produce cheese of such |
poor quality that only six cents a |
pound will be received. Such, how- | Be i
ever, was the situation found at .
a cheese factory recently visited by Mt. Joy Cleaning} and
a specialist of the Federal Bureau |
of Dairy Industry. By adopting | Pressing Company :
improved manufacturing methods |
PAINFUL CORNS.
recommended by the specialist this |
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factory was able to make cheese of |
such improved quality that no |
trouble was experienced in market- |
ing it at the current market price |
which at the time was 22 cents a
pound.
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| A little known Japanese herb, the
scovery of an eminent
! scientist (Dr. Stickel) instantly
| soothes the corn, allous or ware,
Good Drainage Needed |
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The summer drouth following the |
wet spring has revealed again the |
value of proper drainage. Where |
water stands in the soil, plant roots |
stay above the water line. When
dry weather comes such roots are!
unable to get moisture because they |
have not penetrated deep enough to |
touch the soil reserve.
then loosens it so that you
can lift it right out, “This new
called “Corn Fly” excites
the white blood corpuscles” to action
and granulates the corn @€ its root
so that it drops out and Zeaves no
trace of scar or soreness.
You will also find “Corn Fly Foot
Bath Powder” a boon for sore, tired
or jerspiring get. hl 2
“Corn Fly” for coms, 35¢, “Corn
Fly Foot Bath Powder” and
“Corn Fly Bunion 50k, (all
three—$1.10 value—for $1.00), are
sold under a positive money-back
guarantee by Hi-Gene Co., Nevirk,
N. J, or local druggist,
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A certain girl from Florin came |
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to Joe Hershey's barber shop and | We Have
asked to have a boyish bob because
“Operator, give me eleven times
thirty-two minus six divided by
five, add to it twice the original
number and make it snappy.”
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Prof. Nitrauer Phones |
she wanted to look like a girl.
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I was out for dinner the other |
day and at the table the lady said: | MEATS
“Stop reaching across the table
young man. ‘“Haven’t you a |
tongue.” The boy said: “Yes but | Rn]
my arm is longer.”
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A chap from town went to Lan- { Krall S Meat Market 2
MOWNT Jo
‘aster and when he returned to his | .
Saster an . ona 1 | West Main St.,
parking place his car was stolen. i
A man nearby said: “The antique
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dealers here won't stop at any-
ian Shop Open I
At a dance the other night a | op pen
voung fellow from town was asked |
by his lady friend why he didn’t
take that price tag off his coat and
by heck didnt he make her believe |
7 A MM. to 9 P.
W. F. C(
11 Lumber St.
it was a dance ticket.