WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1929 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. a THAT LITTLE GAME” Cartoon B I ink HE PLAYS A SLICK GAME, ~ NEVER STAYS LONG LOOK WHAT HE DID SATURDAY NIGHT, = BREEZES IN AT QUITTIN ENOVGH TO LOSE MucH WALLING Brows (N, TWO BIT LIMIT CONSOLATION, LISTEN, \E THE DEAL PASSES FOUR THAT GUY DONT LET | STIcrS FoR HIM PLAY. THREE OR FOUR ME , SITS \N FOR THE AND ALWAYS WALKS AWAY WWH SOME BooTy TWMES, OPENS FOR SHE LIMIT, BEVERMBOT ( DRAWS AND LANS BOUT AND WALLING, JOHN BETS, WALWNG , CALLS HM, DIDNT PETTER HIS QUEEN OPENERS AND WALLING WINS THE E\GHT Buck POT WITH A PAIR OF RULLETS ON A FouR CARD DRAW. HE HORNS IN UNEXPECTEDLY, WE OUGHTA NAIL HIM DOWN AND CLEAN HIM. HANDS AND BuzzES 00T WIN OR LOSE: IGNORANCE OR PRE. JUDICE IS DANGEROUS There is too much sentiment and too little logic in tariff reasoning. Those who would abolish all duties, talk glowingly about the beauties of “free trade,” with all nations like brothers, shipping their products in and out of for- eign ports, and everyone getting everything at a bed-rock price. The high tariff advocates, on the other hand, almost go into tears over what is going to happen to business and the farmer unless the tariff is boosted sky-high, to the point where no European producer can come near the American market. Both of these attitudes betray ignorance or prejudice. We cannot let the bars down to a point where our industries and wage earners suffer from cheap labor foreign competition. Nor do we want to put them up to a point where imports cannot compete to a fair and equitable basis, with do- mestic produce. 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He said, “Now doggie, eat it.” The dog said: “I decline For in that summer sausage Is an old sweetheart of mine.” A little boy went to the Ameri- can Store and said: “Mamma says to tell you she sent me for two cans of pineapple, and a bottle of whipping cream. She’s too busy to find the change.” Mr. Baker said: “Tell mma I sent you for two quarters, a dime and a nickel. I'm too busy to hunt my credit book.” your ma- A man from Lancaster applied at a certain place here for a job and he was told they wanted a married man. Next day he came back again and said: “Well, I'll take that job now, I'm married.” Imagine his disappointment when he was told, “Too Late.” Now we're all wondering just what will become of that wife he grabbed in such a big hurry. One of our town pered the living room paper and the bath room with | the living room paper. When told | of his error he said. “Well I'll shift | the dining room furniture and get Joe Heisey to shift the others. | St. Peter was interviewing the! fair damsel at the pearly gates. “Did you, while on earth,” he ask- ed, “Indulge in necking, petting, | smoking, drinking or dancing?” “Never!” she retorted, emphatic- ally. “Then why haven’t you sooner?” said St. Peter. been dead a long time.” reported “You've | Just heard tell of a fellow who | was born on this side because he! was too blamed stingy to pay his way across the ocean, Of course there may be another reason. From the manner in which so many of our folks have been | getting sea sick while on fish- | ing trips, it may have been that he | feared that. | | Just heard tell of a hot one. | Some fellow asked another if they had good drinking water in Phela. He said: “Really, I can’t tell. I'm a prohibition enforcement officer.” They say we have a woman right here in our midst who declares that an octopus is an eight sided cat. — | I asked John Booth what can sing | vet it cannot talk. Imagine his surprise when I told him it was a canary. Some fellow tried to spring that old one about what you call people | who ride in Greyhound busses, Of course I wouldn’t call them pass engers—I know a better name but it wouldn't look nice in print. I asked Joe Shaeffer when his | eyes were not eyes and he didn’t] know. It’s when the wind makes | them water. That's like the one they tell on Abbie Shelly. His nose is not a nose when it’s a little redgish. Some one asked Clyde Gerberich what an envelope says when it gets licked. He said: “Not a thing— | it just shuts up.” Heard Charlie Garber say he couldnt understand why they buried a certain fellow in the Mt. Joy cemetery. Joe Detwiler said: was dead.” “Because he They tell me that the neighbor overheard a certain dewn town girl saying her prayer before she retired. Here is part of it: “Dear Lord, I don’t ask anything for my- self—just give mother 3a son-in- law.” Several fellows were talking about a certain girl when one said. “She’s as straight as a stick.” A second said: “I don’t care for that kind. I like them a little knotty.” While this one happened nearly two months ago, it is worth telling. Some one asked Clyde Gerbrich why he was working on a holiday. He said: “Don’t you know what the fourth of July is?” Clyde said: “No I'm no good at fractions.” | They Say: Marriage is an institution. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an in- stitution for the blind. mechanics pa- | room with bath | | sylvania el, sheep laurel, bracken fern, H. H. Engle, Pres, | flowering spurg and black night- | Jno. E. Sehroll, Vi. Pres. shade. E. M. Bombergrer, Sec Some of these plants are quite | R. Fel - ’ ig poisonous and may cause sickness | » Yelenbagim, Treas, | quantities, ious and must EDUCATINGTHE ~~ § MOTORING PUBLIC VALUABLE INFORMATION cor! MOTORISTS FURNISHED THE BULLETIN BY LANCASTER AUTOMOBILE CLUB 3 Days Free Trial 30 Days G With the season for entertainments, fairs and sundry “benefits” in the offing, the Key- stone Automobile Club, in an effort to prevent embarrassment to the volunteer workers, calls attention to the clause in the Vehicle Code prohibiting the stopping of motor cars for the sale of tickets. | “It has long been the custom of fire companies, churches and lodg- es to increase the receipts of their ‘benefits’ by stationing members in the streets and highways to solicit contributions from or sell tickets to passing motorists,” says a state- ment by the Club “With highways taxed to their capacity with vehicles, this practice has caused much confusion and congeston, with consequent addit- ion to the hazards of motoring. The Legislature at its last session took cognizance of this condition and in Section 1030 of the Vehicle Code expressly prohibited persons from standing on a highway ‘to stop, impede, hinder or delay the bazaars, | SPECIAR. 1926 ESSEX €OACH $200.00 1928 Essex Coach 1927 Essex Coach 1927 Hudson Coach 1926 Hudson Coach 1924 Ford Sédaxa 1924 Hudson Roadster 1924 Dodge 1923 Hudson Towaring —— E. B. Rohrer tributions for any cause ever.’ “A fine jail, in whatso- progress of any vehicle, for the @ purpose of soliciting the purchase & of goods, merchandise or tickets or = MOUNT Joy, PENNA. for the purpose of soliciting con- Open ts of $10 or five days in default, is provided for | | violation of this clause, which fur- p | ther provides that the only ques- ai i one tion of law and fact in determin: | ® ing guilt under this section shall | be whether goods, merchandise or | tickets were tendered or offered ! for sale, or whether contributions! Several of our well to do men in were solicited.” | Joy say that they got their ee A ans spat, start and saved their fist money in POISON WEEDS ARE | Building & Loan stock. MORE DANGEROUS IN Already the eight huradred shares HOT, DRY SEASONS sold, when will mean $160,000.00 saved, Poisonous plants in pastures are most likely to cause trouble during Does a hot, dry season, according to Dr. E. M. Gress, botanist of the Penn- Department of Agricul- Will It Mean Anything to You? ture. Such weather injures the pastures with the result that cat- Se tle eat plants which they do not or- ! dinarily touch. Among the troublesome plants, The Mount Joy according to the botanist, are the [ following: White snake-root Sater Building and Loan Association hemlock, poison hemlock, wild cherry, black locust, mountain laur- That Mean A mything to Mount Joy ? and death when eaten even in small | Others are less poison- be eaten in large quantities before any trouble will be noticed. i One of the most dangerous | plants in late summer is the white snake-root. It is ordinarily not! eaten by cattle but when pastures | are dry the animals eat the tops of the plants often with fatal results. Over Night Dry Clean- Under Supervision State Banking Department Farmers who have lost animals during the summer or fall seasons | ing should examine their pastures for | cause Suits Collected Before 5 P. M. De- plants which are likely to poisoning. Any suspicious plants | livered by 9 A. M, Nex® Morning may be sent to the Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture for identification and for information | on poisonous qualities. ONE HOUR SERVICE ON | PRESSING h Six-Cent Cheese i Cheese at 6c a pound probably | makes ecoromical fish bait is surely | far from profitable for a cheese factory to produce cheese of such | poor quality that only six cents a | pound will be received. Such, how- | Be i ever, was the situation found at . a cheese factory recently visited by Mt. Joy Cleaning} and a specialist of the Federal Bureau | of Dairy Industry. By adopting | Pressing Company : improved manufacturing methods | PAINFUL CORNS. recommended by the specialist this | Loosen—lift Out 5 “Better Service For Less” Phone 119R2 factory was able to make cheese of | such improved quality that no | trouble was experienced in market- | ing it at the current market price | which at the time was 22 cents a pound. ———— 0 Cee me | | A little known Japanese herb, the scovery of an eminent ! scientist (Dr. Stickel) instantly | soothes the corn, allous or ware, Good Drainage Needed | | ] The summer drouth following the | wet spring has revealed again the | value of proper drainage. Where | water stands in the soil, plant roots | stay above the water line. When dry weather comes such roots are! unable to get moisture because they | have not penetrated deep enough to | touch the soil reserve. then loosens it so that you can lift it right out, “This new called “Corn Fly” excites the white blood corpuscles” to action and granulates the corn @€ its root so that it drops out and Zeaves no trace of scar or soreness. You will also find “Corn Fly Foot Bath Powder” a boon for sore, tired or jerspiring get. hl 2 “Corn Fly” for coms, 35¢, “Corn Fly Foot Bath Powder” and “Corn Fly Bunion 50k, (all three—$1.10 value—for $1.00), are sold under a positive money-back guarantee by Hi-Gene Co., Nevirk, N. J, or local druggist, | A A certain girl from Florin came | { 3 to Joe Hershey's barber shop and | We Have asked to have a boyish bob because “Operator, give me eleven times thirty-two minus six divided by five, add to it twice the original number and make it snappy.” | | | | | Prof. Nitrauer Phones | she wanted to look like a girl. | I was out for dinner the other | day and at the table the lady said: | MEATS “Stop reaching across the table young man. ‘“Haven’t you a | tongue.” The boy said: “Yes but | Rn] my arm is longer.” | 4 A chap from town went to Lan- { Krall S Meat Market 2 MOWNT Jo ‘aster and when he returned to his | . Saster an . ona 1 | West Main St., parking place his car was stolen. i A man nearby said: “The antique | dealers here won't stop at any- ian Shop Open I At a dance the other night a | op pen voung fellow from town was asked | by his lady friend why he didn’t take that price tag off his coat and by heck didnt he make her believe | 7 A MM. to 9 P. W. F. C( 11 Lumber St. it was a dance ticket.