WEDNESDAY,
1929
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
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ROWDED traffic conditions today demand six-cylinder
performance—with its greater flexibility, greater
reserve power, higher speed and swifter acceleration.
And now —for the first time in commercial car history —
this desirable six-cylinder performance has been made
available with the economy of the four. For the new six-
cylinder Chevrolet trucks are not only offered in the
price range of the four—but they are as economical to
operate as their famous four-cylinder predecessors! Both
the Light Delivery and the 11, Ton Utility Chassis are
available with an unusually wide selection of body ty pes
—and among them is one exactly suited to your require-
ments. Come in today. We’ll gladly arrange a trial load
demonstration—load the truck as you would load it, and
drive it over the roads your truck must travel in a regu-
lar day’s work.
Sedan Delivery, $595; Light Delivery Chassis, $400; 115 Ton Chassis, $545; 114 Ten
Chassis with Cab, $650. All prices [. o. bh. factory, Flint, Mich.
Reinoehl Chevrolet Co,
ELIZABETHTOWN, PA.
Mt. Joy
P. FRANCK SCHOCK
IN THE PRICE RANGE OF
economy of the
JOHN LIBHAR1
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—Diamonds
—Silverware
—Watches
—Clocks
Optical Dept.—
The combined
stores make it the most
and is under the per-
Mr. W. W. Appel.
APPEL
WEBER
Forty North Queen Street
LANCASTER, PA.
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KESSLER'S Confectionery
and Green Grocery Store
Fresh Fruits and Vegetables
Received Daily
Fish, Oysters, and Clams
At All Times, Always Fresh
Also All Kinds of Candies, Ci-
gars, Cigarettes, Smoking Tobacco,
Pipes, Stationary, Etc., Etec.
45 East Main Street, Mount Joy
Formerly Klugh Property
SETH THOMAS
CLOCKS
Don. W. Gorrecht
JEWELER Mt. Joy, Pa
It pays to advertise ini the Bulletin
1927 HUDSON COACH
New Paint, Good Tires
First-class Condition.
Guaranteed
1927 CHEVROLET LANDAU
Paint very good, Tires
and general condition.
Excellent
1926 BUICK SEDAN
New Paint, Tires good
First-class condition.
Very Good Buy
1926 BUICK TOURING
Paint and Tires very good
Mechanically in perfect
condition.
Bargain
1926 DODGE SEDAN
Tires good, Paint and general
condition.
Excellent
EASY TERMS
—
E. B. Rohrer
MOUNT JOY
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Bought at All Times
ED RESARM
MOUNT JOY
NOW OFFERING
Old Chests
Chairs, of All Kinds
Dressers, of All Kinds
Old Bureaus
Corner Cupboards
Bedroom Suites
Parlor Suites
All Kinds of Glassware
Old Clocks
Old Guns & Pistols
Old Clock, with Wooden
Works, Running
Happy Darrenkamp
231 Mt. Joy St.
MOUNT JOY,
Paper Hanging
Interior Decorating
Finest Wall Paper and Decora
Small Quantities at One Cent jis to select from.
anteed.
Glad to show
JACOB S. EICHLER
Or call Forney’s Store 150RS
When it's job printing you need,
are at your service. (}ic thinks
Consistent and NOT spasmodic
in
anything from a card to a book, we ung Jays best Each
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you quit business,
OWL-LAFFS
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oO. W. L.
(On With Laughter)
The other morning Harry Darren-
kamp’s chickens were making a lot
of noise and “Hagy” asked what it
hungry and wanted their breakfast
“Hagy” said: “Why don’t they lay
| themselves some eggs?”
Boys in one school at Philadelphia
are taught to wash, iron and sew on
buttons. If they taught anything like
that in Mount Joy I know a lot of
fellows would quit school.
A certain lodge was initiating a
| candidate, said initiation including a
walk about town and preaching a
brief sermon on each street corner.
At the third stop he was taken for
a lunatic and placed in the asylum.
A hobo loitering about town for
the past few days with his arm in a
| sling, rang the door-bell at a Colum-
bia Avenue home. The lady came
to the door and said : “I see its the
other arm today.” He left without
saying a word.
While I was at a certain home
gathering news, the lady of the
house wanted me to see how smart
her 15-year-old boy was. She told
him to tell me what a hamlet was
and he said: “Its a little pig.”
They tell me long hair is coming
back again but I can see no reason
why either Doc Garber or myself
should feel elated.
things keep on, it will take two ev-
ening gowns sewed together to make
an ordinary sized pen-wiper.
One of our preachers went to
“Bush” Weaver's barber shop and
when he was shaved handed the bar-
ber 15 cents. The barber said, “Let
it go reverend, I'll come to church
Sunday night and hear your ser-
mon.”
The preacher said: “I don't preach
15-cent sermons if you please” and
the barber answered: “Well then [I'll
come twice.”
A Scotch tranip called at Chand-
ler’s Drug Store and wanted 10 cents
worth of poison with which to com-
mit suicide but they saved his life.
They told him they never sell less
than 20 cents worth.
Love might make the world go
around but so will a swallow of to- | a character
bacco juice says George Neiss.
They Will Get On
One of our business men claims
that first a woman gets on a man’s
mind, then on his neck and then on
his nerves.
A man came to our office yester-
day and asked to use our telephone.
Jokingly I said. “What’s wrong with
yours? “He said: “Ours is busy.
My wife is using it to hold up the
window, the baby teething on the
cord and my daughter is using the
mouth-piece to cut out biscuits.”
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I heard Happy Darrenkamp tell the
boys how eagles carry away children
up in the mountains where he goes
hunting but that’s nothing. ‘Right
here in Mount Joy chickens carry
away grown up men.
Doc Kuhn here in town wants to
make me believe that chiropractors
(men who correct your faults by
using their hands on your vertebra)
are new and modern in their meth-
ods but I don’t believe that. I know
my mother was a chiropractor. A-
bout forty-five years ago she used
her hands to correct my fsults. Of
course she only worked on the end
of my vertebra.
A man up town declares that Dar-
win couldn’t have been right. No
matter how much you pet a monkey,
it never tries to boss you.
After reading the one sbout Mra
Krall said that “Butch” doesn’t get
all the dumb bells. Jimmy had one
out the other evening who thought
mufflers were put on cars to keep |
them from freezing up.
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Now I know why women live long- |
er than men. Paint is a wonderful
preservative,
*A fellow up at the shoe factory in
his hurry to dress, swallowed his
collar button and when he told his
wife about it she said, “Good, that’s |
once you know just where it is.”
A man at a local restaurant com-
plained because he couldnt find any
chicken in his soup. The waiter
said, “Well did you ever find a |
horse in your horse-radish?”
A WISE OWL
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The Queerest
Adventure
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By PAULINE DELMAY
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ARION CLEVELAND stopped
1 her roadster at the gate of an
old house that sat by the wayside.
“Well, Cousin Phyllis,” said
Marion, turning lovely green eyes on
her middle-aged relative, “here is
the old Cleveland homestead, and it
looks wickedly lonesome to me!”
Cousin Phyllis squeaked dismally.
“Well, Marion—let us go and find
Letty Brown and then look for Sam
Willis to clear up the yard.”
Marion started the car and they
sped down the street and stopped at
the lane where Letty Brown lived.
Cousin Phyllis alighted and went to
see about Letty herself, Presently
she came back with a stout, comfort-
able colored woman who greeted
Marion with indulgent affection.
| Letty climbed into the rumble seat
! which, with her belongings, she
fitted snugly. She sat there proudly
as the roadster went along and
stopped at a small, mean house with
closed shutters.
“Sam Willis, ma’am, he's left town,”
informed Letty.
“Left town? When?” gasped
Cousin Phyllis.
“TI guess, ma'am, it was dreckly
after he rented your house to the
artist—about a month ago.”
“What artist? What right had
Sam to rent it?”
“Mr. Adams, ma'am, I think his
name is—is a real nice, harmless
gentleman. He lives in the little east
wing and eats at the inn. Spends a
lot of time out on the bay—jest goes
out the back gate and gets into his
hoat and off he goes paintin’.”
“What did Judge Lanis think about
it?” asked Marion Cleveland,
“Oh, T reckon de jedge don’t think
nothing more about yearthly things,
ma'am. He went to glory about
two months ago.”
Just: then the roadster drew up at
the gate. :
They entered the great dusky hall
and Marion threw open the doors in-
to large rooms where a green gloom
lingered. for all the window shutters
were tightly closed.
“You go and raise all the window
shades and open the shutters and
then the windows,” commanded Miss
i Phyllis, When Letty had departed
on her window job, Miss Phyllis
suddenly grasped Marion's arm and
whispered in her ear. “Did.you hear
a sound upstairs?”
Marion nodded. “A cautious sound
as if someone was there who had no
right to be there! Suppose we find
the painter, Mr. Adams, first.”
Then they went outside and
knocked at the outer door of the two-
roomed wing, and the door opened
and revealed a young man in a paint-
er's smock, with a pipe hetween his
lips. He smiled pleasantly.
“Are you Mr. Adams?’ inquired
Cousin Phyllis, ard that being set-
tled, the lady sat down on the steps
and told how Sam Willis had abused
a trust. When she had told the whole
story, Mr. Adams shook his head
. gravely.
|
YT am sorry. Miss Cleveland, but
while T thought it queer that such
as Willis should be ‘in
charge of this fine old place, he gave
me what appeared to he a good re-
ceipt for the rent, and, not so long
ago, suddenly appeared one night and
collected for another month, So you
see I have paid the rent up to the
consider it an intrusion, T will pack
up and go over to the inn tonight,
but T hope that you will let me stay.
You see, IT am painting your old place
from the hay, and it is getting along
pretty well.”
Just at that moment they heard
Letty’s voice lifted in shrill sereeches
from the front of the house, and Ad-
ams brushing hastily past them, hur-
k
Mumma’s girl last week, Jimmy |
ried to the front yard.
“Yes suh!” sobbed Letty hysterl-
cally, “1 was opening this here shut-
ter when suddenly T turned my eye
round and T see the front door open
| ing, slow—slow-like and then T see an
| eve and a nose—white man’s nose,
| and then I yelled and he dodged back
again.”
“Be calm, Letty, no harm will come
| to you. Just some tramp, I suppose.”
Then he suddenly darted away to-
ward the back yard and the women
heard masculine voices in argument
Presently Mr. Adams returned and in
| his strong fingers was the shirt col-
lar of Samuel Willis, who looked
| frowsier than ever, and very much
I ashamed,
| “Just caught him sneaking out of
the back door, Miss Cleveland.” he
| said to Cousin Phyllis. “Sam is
wwfully ashamed of himself, but
tan certainly tempted him to rent
the east wing to me and pocket two
months’ rent. He has been hiding in
the attic over your summer kitchen
going over to Beavertown nights for
a good time and to buy supplies, and
then coming back here to hide. He
hasn't spent all the sixty dollars yet,
have you, Sam?”
Sam shamefacedly paid most of the
sixty dollars to Miss Phyllis and
meekly cleared up the whole place in-
to immaculate order.
When the first of October came
| John Adams was so much in love
{ with Marion that he confessed it to
Miss Phyllis “T guess it is mutual,
John, smiled Miss Phyllis, “and we
certainly need a man around the
place!”
So he married Marion and they are
still there.
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John Halley, a poor ‘crippled
at Allentown died and it
was then learned that he owned an
auto, a nice bungalow and had
$2,354 in cash.
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R. F. D. 1, MT. JOY, PA.
Phone 133R5
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Comfortable, luxurious buses. Reliable,
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KERLIN’S GRAND VIEW POULTRY FARM
Box 225 Centre Hall, Pennsylvania
Saws
Let Us File Your
—they =i" out like new! All
filing dq oy machine
more
uniform and accurate work
than by hand. All types of
saws—hand saws filed while
you wait! Try this service—
you will like it.
JOHN W. CONNER
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N. Barbara St. Mt. Joy
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others.
tity.
We sell from our stand along the
highway or at our orchards.
Before placing your order
elsewhere, see us.
Crushed Stone. Also manufac
turers of Concrete Blocks,
Sills and Lintels.
J. N. STAUFFER & BRO.
MOUNT JOY, PA.
LEE ELLIS
POOL ROOM
and
RESTAURANT
Basement Mount Joy Hall
Headquarters of Sports
APPLES and CIDER
For sale by the gallon or barrel |
We have choice Stayman Winesap, |
Grimes Golden, Smokehouse, and |
Apples sold in any quan-|
Fairview Orchards
FLORIN, PA.
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model 7-71
Receiver has set an
entirely new stand-
ard in design. It’s
so far beyond what
you will find in or-
dinary radio furni-
ture there’s no
comparison.
But, best of all, it
includes a 7-tube
set backed by
Bremer-Tully’s 7-
year record of
never having built
a product that was
not superior.
The built-in
DYNAMIC
SPEAKER
includes the only
new development
of the year.
Come in and seeit.
RICHARD ZOOK
Donegal Springs Road Mt. Joy, Pal
Friendly Thoughts
By FP B. Beck
Like knights of old, men
today may win their spurs.
To win the respect of his fel-
lows by a just, friendly atti-
tude should be a modern
knight's ambition.
It is your privilege to know
what the service is to cost.
Consult with us freely
make arrangements for a cer-
emony that is within your
means.
BECK BROS.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
MANHEIM & LITITZ
PHONE MANHEIM S2 R3
PHONE LITITZ 31
Joy
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BARBER SHOP
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How Many Homes
Have You Paid For
As Rent?
Pay your rent to The
late ‘of Interest 6%
For the purpose of Savings
and Investing Money Secure-
ly and Profitably
For «the Purpose of Build-
ing or Buying Homes or Bor-
rowing for any purpose what-
ever on Security or Improved
real estate
Over 600 Shares Sold in 1st
and 2nd Series
Mount Joy Building and
Loan Association
H. H. ENGLE, Pres.
E. M. BOMBERGER, Sec'y.
When we write the truth it isn’t
Open Evenings. All Day Saturday. so necessary to keep a carbon copy.
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Building & Loan Asso-
ciation and your home will
soon be paid.